The 0bama undertow.
Because what could be better to describe the reverse Midas touch TEH WON brings to everything he backs?
WOW! Now I get it, he's using his power of FAIL by backing the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Genius!
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Looking at Drudge this morning
I can envision some telephone calls to the Community Organizer in Chief-
From Yemin and Algeria Asking 0bungler to keep quiet,
And the king of Saudi Arabia TELLING teh Zipper to keep his piehole closed.
From Yemin and Algeria Asking 0bungler to keep quiet,
And the king of Saudi Arabia TELLING teh Zipper to keep his piehole closed.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
To any singers out there
Who are given the honor of singing the National Anthem ...anywhere.
Whenever you decide to 'make it my own' when you go off script:
This is what YOU think it sounds like-
THIS is what everyone else hears-
Whenever you decide to 'make it my own' when you go off script:
This is what YOU think it sounds like-
THIS is what everyone else hears-
There are three things to take from this video
First Conservatives DO have a sense of humor.
Second Andrew Breitbart is either a good poker player or halfway agreed with Jimmy.
Three Jimmy McMillan is a stand-up guy. He's the ONLY Republican male I've heard stand up for Sarah Palin (forward to almost the end).
Second Andrew Breitbart is either a good poker player or halfway agreed with Jimmy.
Three Jimmy McMillan is a stand-up guy. He's the ONLY Republican male I've heard stand up for Sarah Palin (forward to almost the end).
Someone else just got 40 stitches
...And she's a basketball cheerleader.
Who stayed through their routine to help place 4th overall.
...And Prez Kickazz got
Did they call the game?
With all these people getting hurt in the name of basketball, maybe we need to look at regulating it?
* Sorry, I was thinking of the days he was
BTW...Prez Kickazz...
You might want to look at Yemen.
I don't know if it's on CNN or Al Jazzira yet- so maybe the CIA and State Dept. haven't heard about it yet. They need those community organizing skills you just used in Egypt over there now.
I don't know if it's on CNN or Al Jazzira yet- so maybe the CIA and State Dept. haven't heard about it yet. They need those community organizing skills you just used in Egypt over there now.
Can anyone in the know tell me why
It's taken over two months for a basic Navy background check?
I really doubt that it's top or even sooper sekrit clearance that I need to refuel trainers at a south Texas air training command.
Has the NIS been taken over by TEH WONs Clown Posse?
Are they all busy watching CNN and Al Jazzera for foreign intelligence?
I talked to two people I had for background references yesterday and neither has been contacted yet.
I mean WTF?
I really doubt that it's top or even sooper sekrit clearance that I need to refuel trainers at a south Texas air training command.
Has the NIS been taken over by TEH WONs Clown Posse?
Are they all busy watching CNN and Al Jazzera for foreign intelligence?
I talked to two people I had for background references yesterday and neither has been contacted yet.
I mean WTF?
Friday, February 11, 2011
I never really liked Winnie the Pooh anyway
But Piglet shouldn't have ended that way.
Are they going to turn the 100 acre woods into a Solar Array next?
Are they going to turn the 100 acre woods into a Solar Array next?
How time flies
Do you realize 32 years ago we had a clueless Democrat in power who watched helplessly as protesters took over Iran and were praised for their fighting for freedom and overthrowing oppression? When our President backed the protesters against a friendly leader.
Just like Egypt today.
Because who's in charge, again?
Just like Egypt today.
Because who's in charge, again?
My President shouldn't need 30 25 months on a learning curve
Ok Oprah?
"I feel that everybody has a learning curve, and I feel that the reason why I was willing to step out for him was because I believed in his integrity and I believed in his heart," the influential TV host said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in Chicago.
Of the negative mood of the country, Oprah added, “I think everybody complaining ought to try it for once.”
Except, Oprah- I 'KNOW' I'm not qualified even if I am eligible. Wanna see my birth certificate?
BUT if somehow I ended up there, we'd have actual, you know...COMPETENT people instead of political hacks appointed as a reward for breaking election laws.
"I feel that everybody has a learning curve, and I feel that the reason why I was willing to step out for him was because I believed in his integrity and I believed in his heart," the influential TV host said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in Chicago.
Of the negative mood of the country, Oprah added, “I think everybody complaining ought to try it for once.”
Except, Oprah- I 'KNOW' I'm not qualified even if I am eligible. Wanna see my birth certificate?
BUT if somehow I ended up there, we'd have actual, you know...COMPETENT people instead of political hacks appointed as a reward for breaking election laws.
The high capacity magazine
And the reason GFWs want to ban them is to keep people from shooting too fast- right?
Are we only going to ban certain styles?
Certain calibers?
Certain assemblies that we don't like?
Are we going to make sure 'assault rifles' are made so they can't shoot too fast?
If you're going under the caliber and 'assault rifle" thing, then this magazine of Nancy R. would be banned.
Because it works on an .80 cal weapon that was high tech for it's day and used in the most advanced militaries known to man, and allows for much more rapid shooting than a rifle without it.
But, if we want to be sure no one is able to fire more than one round at a time, then we'll mandate single shot pistols!
YES, that way the gunman can be taken down before he fires another shot!
Brilliant-
Except it's been thought of before...
BUT- I'm not one of those Liberals who want to control what you can shoot.
As far as I'm concerned you can make your own eebbile black rifle with double redundant multicromatic search-lasers with RCP launching gas powered piston rails....AND a bayonet lug if you want to pay for it.
Me, I'm more of a traditionalist.
Are we only going to ban certain styles?
Certain calibers?
Certain assemblies that we don't like?
Are we going to make sure 'assault rifles' are made so they can't shoot too fast?
If you're going under the caliber and 'assault rifle" thing, then this magazine of Nancy R. would be banned.
Because it works on an .80 cal weapon that was high tech for it's day and used in the most advanced militaries known to man, and allows for much more rapid shooting than a rifle without it.
But, if we want to be sure no one is able to fire more than one round at a time, then we'll mandate single shot pistols!
YES, that way the gunman can be taken down before he fires another shot!
Brilliant-
Except it's been thought of before...
BUT- I'm not one of those Liberals who want to control what you can shoot.
As far as I'm concerned you can make your own eebbile black rifle with double redundant multicromatic search-lasers with RCP launching gas powered piston rails....AND a bayonet lug if you want to pay for it.
Me, I'm more of a traditionalist.
It's not like it's their money or anything
So why not give huge bonuses to the managers that got you those farging HUGE taxpayer funded bailouts? These are the same people who's decisions helped run GM and Chrysler into the ground, aren't they?
The only people that had anything bad happen to them were the CEOs.
And the taxpayers.
And the stockholders who lost 70% of their personal property for a Union payback.
So why not give your managers anywhere from 12% to 50% of their yearly salary in bonuses- especially the geniuses in the advertising department that paid MORE than the going rate for their Super Bowl ad.
I'd take it too, it's not like they are really paying back the .GOV anywhere close to what they owe from profits.
The only people that had anything bad happen to them were the CEOs.
And the taxpayers.
And the stockholders who lost 70% of their personal property for a Union payback.
So why not give your managers anywhere from 12% to 50% of their yearly salary in bonuses- especially the geniuses in the advertising department that paid MORE than the going rate for their Super Bowl ad.
I'd take it too, it's not like they are really paying back the .GOV anywhere close to what they owe from profits.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
I'm not even going there
WE have a billion dollar spy organization (plus the uncounted Black Ops. stuff) and they're getting their Egyptian intel from CNN?
Somebody needs to refund his entire CIA salary.
You're doin' a good job Leo!
Somebody needs to refund his entire CIA salary.
You're doin' a good job Leo!
You got that right, Tater
And if you recognize that from Ron White, you'll know this link is going to send you to an add-on you can appreciate.
Unlike this 0bama voter.
Unlike this 0bama voter.
It puts me in my happy place right now
Because I'm sitting in a nice warm house- and not on an exposed backhoe seven feet in the 25 degree air.
Or 35 feet above ground in a bucket truck fixing lights.
Or 35 feet above ground in a bucket truck fixing lights.
This is one of my failings
Even though I understand how devastating it is to loose part of your hand-
when I saw this clip, all I could think of was "Look, a talking raccoon."
I should feel bad, shouldn't I?
when I saw this clip, all I could think of was "Look, a talking raccoon."
I should feel bad, shouldn't I?
Can you believe that the Republican party
actually thought they could get enough votes to put this DOOSH in as the President?
Who's showing his statesmanshiplike skillz with his good friends at GMA
"We are paying a very heavy price for the mismanagement -- that's the kindest word I can give you -- of Donald Rumsfeld, of this war," he said while running for president in 2007. "I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of Defense in history."
The Rino got all butthurt because Rummy said this about our favorite maverick:
In the book, Rumsfeld had claimed McCain had a "hair-trigger temper" and "a propensity to shift his positions to appeal to the media.
Who's showing his statesmanshiplike skillz with his good friends at GMA
"We are paying a very heavy price for the mismanagement -- that's the kindest word I can give you -- of Donald Rumsfeld, of this war," he said while running for president in 2007. "I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of Defense in history."
The Rino got all butthurt because Rummy said this about our favorite maverick:
In the book, Rumsfeld had claimed McCain had a "hair-trigger temper" and "a propensity to shift his positions to appeal to the media.
US Weakly: "We don't care if it's a fake Palin quote."
We'll print ANY quote that's in any way damaging. Even if we KNOW it came from a satire news site.
Because we want all that free publicity Dan Blather got for his "Fake-but-accurate" hitpiece on the Rather biased cBS news show.
Maybe they were hoping to get some long lived fake quotes like the ones from some liberal actresss on a show that was funny...about 20 years ago.
Because we want all that free publicity Dan Blather got for his "Fake-but-accurate" hitpiece on the Rather biased cBS news show.
Maybe they were hoping to get some long lived fake quotes like the ones from some liberal actresss on a show that was funny...about 20 years ago.
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
If you want to know more about Mubarak and Egypt than Obama does
Or any of his top apparatchiks trying to advise him, go here and read what Brock posts about the recent Egyptian history and the Muslim Brotherhoods place in it.
Go! Learn something.
Go! Learn something.
Can someone explaine to me
WHY weren't babies and toddlers dying like flies back in the 30's- 40's-50's and 60's when everybody and their little brother smoked?
Because, apparently THIRD HAND smoke is almost as deadly as standing in front of a machine gun. Because the nicotine coats all surfaces in a deadly layer that converts anything it touches into something MUCH deadlier than just nicotine.
Because, apparently THIRD HAND smoke is almost as deadly as standing in front of a machine gun. Because the nicotine coats all surfaces in a deadly layer that converts anything it touches into something MUCH deadlier than just nicotine.
Thank you Sheila Jackson Lee
For being my rock of racial politics in an ever shifting landscape of political correctness.
You know, when I saw this Pepsi ad:
I though of the First Food Nazi.
But apparently I missed the entire racist slant- because I missed that glaring nuance.
"In this month of African-American history where we're trying to celebrate what is good and great, it certainly seems ridiculous that Pepsi would utilize this kind of humor," she said. "It was not humorous. It was demeaning — an African-American woman throwing something at an African-American male and winding up hitting a Caucasian woman."
I do admit that I agree on one point she made:
Jackson Lee also said it would be great to have a lot more women in ads at the Super Bowl.
You know, when I saw this Pepsi ad:
I though of the First Food Nazi.
But apparently I missed the entire racist slant- because I missed that glaring nuance.
"In this month of African-American history where we're trying to celebrate what is good and great, it certainly seems ridiculous that Pepsi would utilize this kind of humor," she said. "It was not humorous. It was demeaning — an African-American woman throwing something at an African-American male and winding up hitting a Caucasian woman."
I do admit that I agree on one point she made:
Jackson Lee also said it would be great to have a lot more women in ads at the Super Bowl.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Don't you wish we had Russias' no-nonsense approach to terrorists?
ROSTOV-ON-DON, Russia – Russian authorities named a suspected suicide bomber of Moscow's airport and arrested his teenage brother and sister, officials said Wednesday.
BUT WAIT! Here's someone that has a problem with that:
A respected human rights activist from Ingushetia condemned the arrest of the underage suspects. "This is absurd and savage — to arrest people only because they are relatives of a suspected terrorist," Magomed Khazbiyev told the daily Kommersant.
Except that:
The ITAR-Tass news agency reported Wednesday, however, that the investigators had found traces of explosives used in the airport bombing on the hands of Yevloyev's arrested brother.
ROSTOV-ON-DON, Russia – Russian authorities named a suspected suicide bomber of Moscow's airport and arrested his teenage brother and sister, officials said Wednesday.
BUT WAIT! Here's someone that has a problem with that:
A respected human rights activist from Ingushetia condemned the arrest of the underage suspects. "This is absurd and savage — to arrest people only because they are relatives of a suspected terrorist," Magomed Khazbiyev told the daily Kommersant.
Except that:
The ITAR-Tass news agency reported Wednesday, however, that the investigators had found traces of explosives used in the airport bombing on the hands of Yevloyev's arrested brother.
Kicking cats
No, I'm not doing it intentionally- or hard.
Thing-1 moved back to Texas for a job change and is living here for the time being.
She has two cats, one a small black feisty one named Electra (renamed by Karen as 'the little black biatch')
- the other is a mellow (ghey with a bad toupee, a rhinestone collar and generally sleeps with front paws demurely tucked away) named (geesh)...Mumu.
(I think he admires Liberace's clothes)
Anyway- it's windy and 25 outside, so I decide to check on Petunia.
I pour Electra off my lap and start walking to the cage when one foot poots a warm fury thing off to the side. Two steps later it's the other foot pooting her in front, and once more in the kitchen before I chase her away by yelling at her.
Thing-1 moved back to Texas for a job change and is living here for the time being.
She has two cats, one a small black feisty one named Electra (renamed by Karen as 'the little black biatch')
- the other is a mellow (ghey with a bad toupee, a rhinestone collar and generally sleeps with front paws demurely tucked away) named (geesh)...Mumu.
(I think he admires Liberace's clothes)
Anyway- it's windy and 25 outside, so I decide to check on Petunia.
I pour Electra off my lap and start walking to the cage when one foot poots a warm fury thing off to the side. Two steps later it's the other foot pooting her in front, and once more in the kitchen before I chase her away by yelling at her.
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Of course she doesn't want money
That's why she hired a lawyer because a "Dora the XXXplorer"was factory wrapped from a Toys-R-us store. She only wants an apology...wrapped in a check with lots of zeros on it.
Huffing-Aol and the memory hole
Because Air America was such a big hit, right AOL?
Oh, you forgot, because...
...Huffington may be able to help AOL build a media organization with a distinct and successful voice similar to the approach News Corp. has used with Fox News, Enderle said.
“Yes, she’s got political views, but gosh, look how political views have worked for Fox,” Enderle said in an interview. “There’s certainly the opportunity to create a much more powerful liberal voice in the country. The fact that it hasn’t been done yet, doesn’t mean it can’t be done.” (my bold)
But that's ok because Arrianna will draw a bazillion new hits to an ever more Liberal website where only 20% of Americans admit to be anti-American Liberals.
I can see this turning out as well as AOL/TIME-WARNER did.
Oh, you forgot, because...
...Huffington may be able to help AOL build a media organization with a distinct and successful voice similar to the approach News Corp. has used with Fox News, Enderle said.
“Yes, she’s got political views, but gosh, look how political views have worked for Fox,” Enderle said in an interview. “There’s certainly the opportunity to create a much more powerful liberal voice in the country. The fact that it hasn’t been done yet, doesn’t mean it can’t be done.” (my bold)
But that's ok because Arrianna will draw a bazillion new hits to an ever more Liberal website where only 20% of Americans admit to be anti-American Liberals.
I can see this turning out as well as AOL/TIME-WARNER did.
Monday, February 07, 2011
get ready for another installment of when NBC still love America
This time, we're starting to take the war to the Japs, without the fluttering of hands that it would now cause those same PC schedulers today.
I was going to make a comment about Christina Aguilera
But first HEY CHRYSLER- WE UNDERSTAND YOUR STILL PART OF AN INTRUSIVE GOVERNMENT HANDOUT,- but for the f*ck sake, you just gave me ANOTHER reason for NOT buying anything you make by taking over half of Yahoo's home page with that big black blow-up ad.
Now to Christina and all the other celebs that get paid to sing and blow it unintentionally.
As opposed to intentionally shitting all over it.
You know, if Christina and all the other stars would sing the national anthem the way it was supposed to be sung- instead of all those B.S. extra notes ad swoopy things-----you probably WOULDN'T forget the lyrics.
Now to Christina and all the other celebs that get paid to sing and blow it unintentionally.
As opposed to intentionally shitting all over it.
You know, if Christina and all the other stars would sing the national anthem the way it was supposed to be sung- instead of all those B.S. extra notes ad swoopy things-----you probably WOULDN'T forget the lyrics.
Lynching a black man is ok- says the NAACP
If it's white Democrats Liberals saying it about a black Conservative.
On one hand it's surprising how many blacks unthinkingly are knee jerk Liberals.
On the other, we understand that Democrats and blacks have had a long history together and that Democrats understand how to twist blacks perceptions so as to become their protectors..again- just like up to 1865.
We also understand how, with a pliant media- some things just go down the memory hole.
On one hand it's surprising how many blacks unthinkingly are knee jerk Liberals.
On the other, we understand that Democrats and blacks have had a long history together and that Democrats understand how to twist blacks perceptions so as to become their protectors..again- just like up to 1865.
We also understand how, with a pliant media- some things just go down the memory hole.
THAT was refreshing
We had Fox news on and Dr. Michio Kaku was explaining that solar geologists made a mistake in their calculations about the next solar flare.
How about that? Yes an actual scientist admitted they made a mistake in their forecast.
I guess their wasn't a buttload of money involved in keeping the farce going.
Anyway, he admitted they were wrong by a factor of 20 in lowballing the effects of the sun reversing polarity (which it does every twelve years) and this time was going to be worse, because they also found a hole in earths magnetic field. Ooops.
The big reason it will be worse is that since the last bad one (about 22 years ago) is that we have a lot more satellites and sensitive electronic equipment to damage when it hits in 2012.
When the wife mentioned that that could be bead, I said "I guess we'll need to start making Faraday Cages for our electronic goodies". Then all we'll have to worry about is no cell phones and relying on land based cable until DirecTV gets a new satellite in orbit.
How about that? Yes an actual scientist admitted they made a mistake in their forecast.
I guess their wasn't a buttload of money involved in keeping the farce going.
Anyway, he admitted they were wrong by a factor of 20 in lowballing the effects of the sun reversing polarity (which it does every twelve years) and this time was going to be worse, because they also found a hole in earths magnetic field. Ooops.
The big reason it will be worse is that since the last bad one (about 22 years ago) is that we have a lot more satellites and sensitive electronic equipment to damage when it hits in 2012.
When the wife mentioned that that could be bead, I said "I guess we'll need to start making Faraday Cages for our electronic goodies". Then all we'll have to worry about is no cell phones and relying on land based cable until DirecTV gets a new satellite in orbit.
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