Well now....

It took BusHaliburtonMcHitler five years to get where Obama is today.
...And that was with a hostile press and all the luurrrrvv thrown out from the Dems in Congress.

I wonder what Barry's approval rating would be without the Lamestream media acting as his personal cheerleaders?

The wise black man

Has been banned by the same people who brought you the the Smartest negro in America.
You may know him as Barack.

The Wise black man was banned because the PC crowd thought Uncle Remus was racist.



Too bad, too- they could have portrayed McCain as Br'er Rabbit against the tarbaby....

Lots of rain up in Yankeeland

I mean the traditional northeastern seaboard Yankees.
The home of the Yankee clippers, and such.

Who are majority white.
Who are suffering the worst flooding in 200 years of records.

When ()bama flew over at altitude to his fundraiser/healthcare hype- he probably didn't bother looking out the window.

His FEMA leader is in Fla. playing on the beach.

What does this tell us?


BUSH Obama hates white people. Where is the Lamestream media in all this?
...Oh? they're on their collective knees in the White House pressroom?

Texas job openings

The Post office has part time openings in these two cities:



and:




Just a note- You Tube has some really crappy China Grove videos- except for one who's embedding was disabled.

Oh, look!

I just got another census form.
The unopened envelope looks just like the last one I filled out and sent in about two weeks ago.

I'm torn between just ignoring it, tossing it OR scrawling across the entire thing:

ALREADY COMPLETED ONE!
DO YOU WANT TO DOUBLE COUNT US?

IS THIS THE SAME KIND OF FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT WE CAN EXPECT IN OUR NEW .GOV HEALTHCARE?
Love,
Me

It was one of those moments

That I really wanted to say "now Obama's done something I can applaud".

But I wondered, *why*? Why is he doing this; because he's always wanted us to pay out the @ss for any kind of energy.

I wondered 'those drilling areas...do they even have any oil in them?'
-NO, they don't.

I asked myself 'He said *drill* not pump...does that mean just exploration?'
- IF the .energy.gov signs off on exploratory wells AND the greenies and other enviro-wackjobs ok it- then you can try drilling where we know there isn't any'

I wondered why he was being so magnanimous?
-It was one of those "I'll throw those peons a bone. It'll be a finger bone from a shrew, but hey-I won, they should feel honored (and hopefully) grateful that I bothered to wave my hand in their general direction on energy."

Thanks Great Leader, but no thanks.

Credit where credit is due

You just have to admire this Admiral's not laughing in his face.

I don't know what the action is that they're discussing, but you HAVE to listen to the Barbra Streisand until about the halfway mark.



I use Hyperbole alot, that's because most people I run across don't get dry humor- but this...I don't think I could make this up.


Democrats, they're more smarter than you!

...And this is my problem, how?

Here we have another go at amnesty, in the framing of "fairness" to the kids of illegals.

I heard this sob story on WOAI this morning, about college grads of illegals not being able to get a job.
And MALDEF wants us to give them a pass.

Here's my take.

My first thought was that we've been paying for her foe her entire life. We paid for her birth all the way through her instate tuition for her two graduate degrees.
Then I remembered- If she was born in the U.S.- she's be a citizen, and that would deflate that heart string chord.

So, what we have is someone who's PARENTS came over with their kids.
Got taxpayer medical, education, probably food stamps, WIC, AFDC, Free school lunches (and breakfast), whatever else Govt' sponsored goodies they enjoyed.

Then she got in state tuition, cheap books, .gov sponsored housing (besides the Sect. 8 she enjoyed while growing up) and Gawd knows what else we paid for.

Now MALdef wants us to GIVE her citizenship.


What I want to know, is that she's obviously in her mid 20's- WHY didn't her parents do something about their (and their kids) legal status?
I mean, it's not like nobody was talking about the illegal problem in the '80s and '90s and even the last ten years.

Why should I be guilted into supporting amnesty when I'm on the hook for over $3500+ in getting the wife and her daughters their green cards...LEGALLY?

SeaBees can do!

WE

The unwilling

Working for

The ungrateful

Lead by

The unknowing.



We have done

So much

With so little

For so long

That WE are now

Qualified to do

Anything with nothing

~~~Anon



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Including making pressure-fit weatherproof caps out of Skoal caps.

This just in

Actually, I forgot about it yesterday until I saw Drudge today.

That new super collider is now up to speed and working.
They crashed sub atomic particles into each other four times next week.

Some scientists reported seeing the flash of a blue box.

Another post from the back of Kurts mind

Does anyone watch the BBC show 'Survivors' (or Survivours to make you Brits feel at home), or have you heard of it?

It's basically your group of people survive a plague that wipes out the rest of civilization, and they're trying to pick up the pieces.

Anyway- England has had an almost total ban on firearms for going on thirty years (I think), it's an island and even having a frigging .22 round without the proper paperwork is looking at prison.

Every episode I've seen has rifles and shotguns pointed at someones head.
Where did they come from? And in that line of thought, where do they get ammuniotin?

Two years?

The "Great Uniter" is going to make those evil recess appointments that Bush had to do with a Democrat congress stopping his people.
Now The Won is doing the same thing....with a congress that has a heavy majority of his OWN party. That would be Democrats -Elmo. Because his picks are so bad that even his OWN party can't muster enough votes to put them in.

Now he's calling out Republicans (who lost their majority THREE years ago) out on the National Labor Relations Board not getting their Union thug voted on.

As a matter of fact it's been vacant since The Won started running for President,,,,TWO years- and it's the Republicans fault that a Democrat congress (including Himself) was a majority under BusHitlerMcCimpy didn't fill it?

While stuck in traffic

You know how your thoughts wander,,,when I had this *WAITAMINIT* moment.

Someone may have mentioned this before, like when he was on the campaign trail.

The part of the campaign before he got elected, not this 'love my health care scam" campaign.

Anyway- when he was mentioning the discrimination he faced while growing up (besides his typical white granny)- remember that? Didn't he grow up in Hawaii, when he wasn't enrolled in moslem schools in the mid-east?

Hawaii, that bastion of uber-Liberalism that makes Cali look almost centrist. The Hawaii that has a price freeze on gasoline as we speak? The one who wants to make it illegal for anyone not 'native' Hawaiian to own land? The state that pretty much teaches socialism as a good thing?

Barack Obama grew up in an entire society of Liberals. How could they 'evar' discriminate against someone of color?

Misheard words

There's a radio ad about a liquor store with a certain amenity for cigar affectionadoes.

El Capitain was mentioning it in one of his posts, and I still misread it.

You see, I keep hearing -instead of walk-IN humidor, I hear walking humidor.

The picture is not pretty my friends.

SanFran Nan was right

They had to pass their health care fiasco before their tame news media would report just how bad it really is.

...And the facts keep oozing out.





You ()bama supporters just keep those bumper stickers on...

... Just WOW!

When HIMSELF told us HE was going to personally change the way America is looked at in the world- I never saw this coming.

Treating Bibi Netanyahu like a recalcitrant child by putting him on 'time out' as He went to his private Wagu beef dinner.

After having that moronic Joe Biden try to diss them by showing up 90 minutes late to a state dinner.

Because they announced that they'd keep doing what was NEVER on the table to stop- building housing for their citizens in their own capitol city while that idiotic Joe Biden was looking for an excuse to cause a problem.

Classy there Barry.

Then when Russia makes an even more embarrassing announcement that they'd help Iran with their nuke plants-----Nothing but covering our nuts and a feeble grin.

Using 'smart diplomacy' to make the world a safer place.
Tell those Israelis getting attacked by the Palies (encouraged by your policies).
OR any Somalis that aren't Islamo-terrorists.
Darfur.
The freedom movement in Iran.

Yep, making friends and improving relations everywhere you go, Barry.
Does anyone want to guess at how low he'll go?
Then running to Putins d!ck to sign an anti-nuke treaty that they'll never enforce on themselves.

Dude!!! you don't know how lucky you are.

I mean You're completely unclear of the concept of 'good gay'?

If my wife (or fiancee) wanted to bring her girlfriend along on a camping trip- guy, I know you're in a completely .....um...Brunei ...country- but DOOD, she's farking sharing her GIRLFRIEND with you.

You really need to turn in your Man Card if you can't make this work. Unless, you know- she is into whips and things....

I was moving trailers today

I was moving the dry vans we use for stock/supply/parts trailers from jobsites to the yard and I want to ask you people who drive cars and SUVs some questions.

Like why- when you're using the onramp to a highway- don't you speed up or slow down when someone's hauling a 53' trailer next to you? You're supposed to pick a hole and match your speed to meet it- NOT pace a semi that can't do anything but drive.
I mean for the f-ck sake- SPEED UP or SLOW DOWN, don't make me run you off the shoulder because you have your head up your @ss.

Or- when your behind me with clear lanes open on the fast side, WHY do you need to follow so close that I can only see one side mirror tip or the other because you can't hold your lane position. Dood, go frigging around you're not going to make me go any faster than I'm trying to go.


Lastly- Why do you need to get right on my traier tires and stay glued there for miles? Are you counting rivets? Are you singing that song "The wheels on the truck go round and round..."

I mean, people, lets get your heads out of our @sses when you're around big trucks.

'Fair and ballanced'?

I have the FoxNews radio as my alarm clock.

I woke today to the news that Acorn was closing.

AAAANKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wrong FoxNewsRadio, they're rebranding themselves.
They're the same socialists as ever with the same people who see nothing wrong with brothels stocked with 12 year-old illegal immigrants.

You know...

I was kinda watching this between surfing my blogroll when I thought...

'Somehow- through the magic of the SyFy channel and Dr. Who- if some German air ace ended up in Iraq or Afghanistan, they'd see the helicopters all over. Then they'd see the American star and start shooting. When those Apache's turned around and started flying backwards while knocking chunks off their Messerschmidt's- they'd think 'Mien Gott those Americans can make their autogyros fly backwards...where are they getting all their ammunition fro................"

Meanwhile...

In other apocalyptic news, we now have flowcharts in case of the zombieclypse.




Click twice to gigantify.

It's on

All you MFs that voted for this Communist and his Democrat lackeys- Keep those stickers on your cars.

I'm going to do everything I can to oust Ciro Rodriguez, (D-Tejano) form his office.

I'm also going to check that little box on the top of my ballot that says "Straight ticket REPUBLICAN."

Boobies!

Who isn't interested in seeing boobies?

I needed something for eyebleach to get the last post out of spewing range when you opened this blog, so yo get a short clip of cute boobies!

The 0bama toutch

It just keeps on giving.
This time it's Michelle's clown costume dress designer.

Because who else could make couch-cover bukkaki so enviable?


Not to mention boobie-belt chick?


Now, lets just hope that 'The Wons' touch keeps working so well for tomorrows health-scam vote.

She said

"Whenever I hear helicopters on TeeWee, I think of MASH".

I said "Whenever I hear helicopters on the radio I think of Pink Floyd".

I've got a troll

He's not a very good troll- which pretty much fits this blog, doesn't it?
Maybe he's not one of those 'popular' trolls that get assigned to the good blogs and he got sent here until he can work his way up the troll ladder?
Anyway, here's what he sent on my frustration post about 'those who know better than us- what we need.'

You want some cheese with that whine? I would think you would have more important things on your mind with you about to the get the secure health care you did not want and all...

Are you going to move when health care reform passes? I just want to know so I can keep track of the Tories I'll have to fight in the up coming rebellion...

Well Elmo, first things first- I can't make a comment while AdAware is running- for some reason. Just more whining about the way 'those who know more than we need to' handle my computer life.

So you get a post all to yourself!

This healthcare that's been going on for over a year- my company just renewed and it's costing me an extra #7/week for less than I had for the last four years...I wonder why?

No, I won't be moving, I'll do my best to see that the only *D* in DeeCee is District.

AND lastly- how are you and the rest of your Gun fearing woosies going to fight if you're afraid to pick up a gun?

Now- finally: if this bill was soooooo good, why does the party with an unholy majority NOT be able to pass it because the Republicans had no way of stopping you. WHy isn't it law already?

Automatic updates

I lost EVERY bookmark I had when FireFox automatically updated to it's 3.0.whatever version.
Now I have to try remembering what I'm missing.

Gawd, even my midget penguin porn is gone.

AND every spyware cookie I had blocked- now I'm going to have to run my AdAware for three days to get a handle on that spyware...AGAIN.

They have shown commitment- Hillary

Of the two sides, Israel has gone out of their way to prove that they want peace.
It's your terrorist buddies in (the country that never was)Palestine that are the ones always cock-blocking the peace process.

Israel has given up land, stopped building homes for their own people, -taken homes AWAY from their people to show they want peace....or at least a cessation of active terrorism.
And you chit all over them

The Palestinian terrorists lob rockets at Israel with impunity, send suicide bombers to blow up pizza parlor, school buses and day care centers and you poo-poo them away and excuse them every chance you get.

Now you and every other Anti-Semite in the world want Israel to stop building on land that NEVER was and NEVER would be on the table. Now, the UN and the EU are piling on the ONLY civilized country in the Mid-East who actively reaches out to their enemies withe a new hand each time they cut off the old one.

What about this vaunted Moslem brotherhood we hear so much about? Egypt has a border wall to rival anything Israel has- because they don't want those rabid animals infecting their people. Jourdan doesn't want anything to do with them.

Now your sending those arrogant representatives to try bullying Israel into signing another 'peace treaty' with someone who'd use it for toilet paper-if they were that civilized.

Bah, if Israel wasn't so polite they need to tell you to go fuk-off until you convince the Palestinians to lay off terrorism.

Another recall

While flipping through channels she stopped on the news that Honda now has a recall going on.

Me: Now it's Honda. What for?

Her: I didn't catch that, I wonder how many more?

Me: All but GM.

Her: Is the Mitzu on the list.

Me: I haven't heard about it.

Her: Of course not, they're only down to the *H*s.

YES!

That's what we need to pass a massively intrusive and unpopular healthcare bill.

Courage!


Next we'll make sure to follow up on GWB crashing a 'Thud' before he went AWOL in TANG