Sunday, February 21, 2010

Spoiled much?

According to the editors of Yahoo's driver spot there are ten things all new cars 'must' have to make them worth driving.

These essentials are:
  1. One touch power window (all around is better) -because we're too lazy to hold a button for three seconds.
  2. USB inputs because listening to the radio is sooo passe
  3. Telescoping steering wheel- so we can get that just right feel when we're leaning on our right elbow looking down the center of the hood.
  4. Back-up camera-because looking in the mirrors is so confusing.
  5. Steering wheel controls (for audio) -because were either too lazy to reach two feet over, or our hands are busy texting as we drive.
  6. A trip computer -since we can't divide the miles we've driven by the gas we put in to get our mileage.
  7. Smart cupholders -Oh Gawd, I'm not even going to touch that.
  8. Heated seats- try a hot summer day in the Texas sun. With vinyl.
  9. Height adjustable seats- So we can see out the windshield while we're driving on our backs.
  10. Third row baby seat latches- because we just can't get far enough away from a screaming kid.

1 comment:

  1. I do like the Aux input jack on the Wrangler's radio. It also may have a telescoping steering wheel (can't remember - if it does, I sure never fiddle with it).

    Other than that, the 2 out of 10 was a feature, not a bug.


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