Spoiled much?

According to the editors of Yahoo's driver spot there are ten things all new cars 'must' have to make them worth driving.

These essentials are:

1. One touch power window (all around is better) -because we're too lazy to hold a button for three seconds.
   
2. USB inputs because listening to the radio is sooo passe
3. Telescoping steering wheel- so we can get that just right feel when we're leaning on our right elbow looking down the center of the hood.
4. Back-up camera-because looking in the mirrors is so confusing.
5. Steering wheel controls (for audio) -because were either too lazy to reach two feet over, or our hands are busy texting as we drive.
6. A trip computer -since we can't divide the miles we've driven by the gas we put in to get our mileage.
7. Smart cupholders -Oh Gawd, I'm not even going to touch that.
8. Heated seats- try a hot summer day in the Texas sun. With vinyl.
9. Height adjustable seats- So we can see out the windshield while we're driving on our backs.
10. Third row baby seat latches- because we just can't get far enough away from a screaming kid.