These two studies need to be filed under "No Chit- sherlock"

First we have this British waste of money which discovered that-
Are you sitting down? (of course you are, you're at a computer)

There's less air polution on the sidewalk than in the street!

On average, taxi passengers were exposed to more than 100,000 ultra-fine particle counts per cubic centimeter. Bus travelers were exposed to just under 100,000 and people in cars about 40,000.

Pedestrians and bicyclists, meanwhile, were exposed to counts of just 5,000 and 8,000, respectively.


Next on the "I'm glad we didn't pay for that" list is- The scientific fact that women smell differently at different times of the month.

They did a gen-u-ine scientific study with pit sniffing and all.

As a guy who's been interested in wimmin since -ohhh, about the age of THIRTEEN; I can tell you they didn't need a study for that. I can also tell you for a fact- without a costly study that wimmin are actually nekkid under all them cloths. I've known that since puberty, too.