Bush announces cure for cancer

NYT declares it "suspicious timing" and needs to do research before proclaiming it to be true.

House Democrats demand to know why it took so long.

Senate Democrats demand an inquiry into the projected "windfall profits" of the Big drug corporations.

Sen. John Kerry declares that he was working on the same set of pharmacopoeia back in Viet Nam, but Bush forced him to come back to the world.

John Conyers begin talk of impeachment hearings.

John Mc Cain asks how much Abramoff kicked in

Republican Congressional caucus immediately calls for Federally sponsored entitlement to "preventively treatments."

Jesse Jackson notices pills are white- cries racism.