Karma...

Main Entry: kar·ma
Pronunciation: 'kär-ma also 'kar-
Function: noun
Etymology: Sanskrit karma fate, work
1 often capitalized : the force generated by a person's actions held in Hinduism and Buddhism to perpetuate transmigration and in its ethical consequences to determine the nature of the person's next existence


If it really worked, well see a whole chit load of lawsuits against our intrepid T.B. carrier flier.


Who happens to be a John Edwards wannabe personal injury trial lawyer.


Who was let back on a plane, into the U.S. despite a warning to the BORDER PATROL.

Gawd, I'm glad we'll have these people checking El Presidente Boosh's favorite adopted children.

I'd love to see this self-important bloodsucker sued into the poorhouse because of what he did. In spite of Dr.s warnings. Hell, he'll probably end up suing his Dr. for not being emphatic enough in warning him...

I see that this *not an* Amnesty bill has background checks

That is, if the newly LEGALIZED 15 - 20 million want to bother applying.
I mean, as soon as El Presidente Boosh signs the bill they're fat and happy ,,,and LEGAL- along with ALL the kinfolk they'll import for the next round of *not* amnesty.


The new Z-visa would give the Gov't one working day to do a background check, and then give them- anyone who applies- a Free ride if it doesn't find a problem with them. Or if they don't even check.

If that's so good, let's apply it to guns. I don't see why the Anti-Gun groups would have a problem applying the same standards to American Citizens ....who actually HAVE authentic identification....as to someone who's first act was to break our laws, and probably engage in identity theft too.

Later Cindy! Been 'interesting'

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

From the folks at the Daily Kos, Cindy Sheehan’s entire letter

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/5/28/12530/1525

Some quotes from her letter:

“I have come to some heartbreaking conclusions this Memorial Day Morning. These are not spur of the moment reflections, but things I have been meditating on for about a year now.”

“This is my resignation letter as the “face” of the American anti-war movement. This is not my “Checkers” moment, because I will never give up trying to help people in the world who are harmed by the empire of the good old US of A, but I am finished working in, or outside of this system. This system forcefully resists being helped and eats up the people who try to help it. I am getting out before it totally consumes me or anymore people that I love and the rest of my resources.”

“I have also reached the conclusion that if I am doing what I am doing because I am an “attention whore” then I really need to be committed. I have invested everything I have into trying to bring peace with justice to a country that wants neither. If an individual wants both, then normally he/she is not willing to do more than walk in a protest march or sit behind his/her computer criticizing others.”

“The first conclusion is that I was the darling of the so-called left as long as I limited my protests to George Bush and the Republican Party. Of course, I was slandered and libeled by the right as a “tool” of the Democratic Party. This label was to marginalize me and my message. How could a woman have an original thought, or be working outside of our “two-party” system?”

However, when I started to hold the Democratic Party to the same standards that I held the Republican Party, support for my cause started to erode and the “left” started labeling me with the same slurs that the right used.”

“I have spent every available cent I got from the money a “grateful” country gave me when they killed my son and every penny that I have received in speaking or book fees since then.”

” I have sacrificed a 29 year marriage and have traveled for extended periods of time away from Casey’s brother and sisters and my health has suffered and my hospital bills from last summer (when I almost died) are in collection because I have used all my energy trying to stop this country from slaughtering innocent human beings.”

” I have been called every despicable name that small minds can think of and have had my life threatened many times.”

“The most devastating conclusion that I reached this morning, however, was that Casey did indeed die for nothing.”

“I am going to take whatever I have left and go home.”

“Camp Casey has served its purpose. It’s for sale. Anyone want to buy five beautiful acres in Crawford , Texas ? I will consider any reasonable offer. I hear George Bush will be moving out soon, too…which makes the property even more valuable.”

So, I guess that Casey's SGLI has run out?
That's Ok Cindy, I hear Hugo is looking for a nice NortAmericano puta.
Maybe he can be your pimpdaddy. He runs the kind of country that you want to turn America into...




I just gotta wonder where she heard those big words she used?
I also have to wonder, will her mummified uterus be a selling point at Camp Casey? (That she almost died for)

Why we honor them

NORTHERN TUNISIA, April 22, 1943 - I was away from the front lines for a while this spring, living with other troops, and considerable fighting took place while I was gone. When I got ready to return to my old friends at the front I wondered if I would sense any change in them.

I did, and definitely.

The most vivid change is the casual and workshop manner in which they now talk about killing. They have made the psychological transition from the normal belief that taking human life is sinful, over to a new professional outlook where killing is a craft. To them now there is nothing morally wrong about killing. In fact it is an admirable thing.

I think I am so impressed by this new attitude because it hasn't been necessary for me to make this change along with them. As a noncombatant, my own life is in danger only by occasional chance or circumstance. Consequently I need not think of killing in personal terms, and killing to me is still murder.

Even after a winter of living with wholesale death and vile destruction, it is only spasmodically that I seem capable of realizing how real and how awful this war is. My emotions seem dead and crusty when presented with the tangibles of war. I find I can look on rows of fresh graves without a lump in my throat. Somehow I can look on mutilated bodies without flinching or feeling deeply.

It is only when I sit alone away from it all, or lie at night in my bedroll recreating with closed eyes what I have seen, thinking and thinking and thinking, that at last the enormity of all these newly dead strikes like a living nightmare. And there are times when I feel that I can't stand it and will have to leave.

But to the fighting soldier that phase of the war is behind. It was left behind after his first battle. His blood is up. He is fighting for his life, and killing now for him is as much a profession as writing is for me.

He wants to kill individually or in vast numbers. He wants to see the Germans overrun, mangled, butchered in the Tunisian trap. He speaks excitedly of seeing great heaps of dead, of our bombers sinking whole shiploads of fleeing men, of Germans by the thousands dying miserably in a final Tunisian holocaust of his own creation.

In this one respect the front-line soldier differs from all the rest of us. All the rest of us - you and me and even the thousands of soldiers behind the lines in Africa - we want terribly yet only academically for the war to get over. The front-line soldier wants it to be got over by the physical process of his destroying enough Germans to end it. He is truly at war. The rest of us, no matter how hard we work, are not.

Say what you will, nothing can make a complete soldier except battle experience.

In the semifinals of this campaign - the cleaning out of central Tunisia - we had large units in battle for the first time. Frankly, they didn't all excel. Their own commanders admit it, and admirably they don't try to alibi. The British had to help us out a few times, but neither American nor British commanders are worried about that, for there was no lack of bravery. There was only lack of experience. They all know we will do better next time.

The 1st Infantry Division is an example of what our American units can be after they have gone through the mill of experience. Those boys did themselves proud in the semifinals. Everybody speaks about it. Our casualties included few taken prisoners. All the other casualties were wounded or died fighting.

"They never gave an inch," a general says. "They died right in their foxholes."

I heard of a high British officer who went over this battlefield just after the action was over. American boys were still lying dead in their foxholes, their rifles still grasped in firing position in their dead hands. And the veteran English soldier remarked time and again, in a sort of hushed eulogy spoken only to himself:

"Brave men. Brave men."

Ernie Pyle



"Straighten those shoulders! How long have you been in the army?"


And why Libs will never understand.

Our reputation preceeds us

"Luger, $100 ... camera, $150 ... Iron Cross, $12 ... it is good to be captured by Americans."

So,,,,,,is evolution bad now?

You know the theory.

The plants and animals (including humans) change in response to their environment.
If the environment changes, then the flora and fauna change or become extinct.

-OR is it just a nice theory to rebut the biblical explanation of Genesis?

Now we have global warming alarmists from the Arctic and the tropics coming together to make noise and complain about the sun forcing change on their lives.

I'm sure that the Icelanders(?)and the rest of Europe would have gone to the U.N. back in the what? 8th century when the Little Ice Age covered their villages and starved thousands. But they got over it.
Too bad AlGore and his acolytes decided to make a pile of money on this Chimera.
Now we have to hear even MORE whining about how bad America is treating the rest of the world....because George Bush sekritly is making the sum hotter with Cheny's weather control ray.

So, will I be fired from blogging

If I call some of these 'Nappy Headed Ho's'? Or would that be Hos'? "Hos' '? "Hoses? I'm just not good wit Ebonics, sorry...

And, yes,,,she's probably a guy.

How NOT to sell a TV stand on craigslist.

This has been running around for a while

...And according to snopes, it's true:



I HAVE A PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA

RICHARD D. LAMM

___________________
I HAVE A SECRET PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA. IF YOU BELIEVE, AS MANY DO, THAT AMERICA IS TOO SMUG, TOO WHITE BREAD, TOO SELF-SATISFIED, TOO RICH, LETS DESTROY AMERICA. IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO DO. HISTORY SHOWS THAT NATIONS ARE MORE FRAGILE THAN THEIR CITIZENS THINK. NO NATION IN HISTORY HAS SURVIVED THE RAVAGES OF TIME. ARNOLD TOYNBEE OBSERVED THAT ALL GREAT CIVILIZATIONS RISE AND THEY ALL FALL, AND THAT "AN AUTOPSY OF HISTORY WOULD SHOW THAT ALL GREAT NATIONS COMMIT SUICIDE." HERE IS MY PLAN:


I. WE MUST FIRST MAKE AMERICA A BILINGUAL-BICULTURAL COUNTRY. HISTORY SHOWS, IN MY OPINION, THAT NO NATION CAN SURVIVE THE TENSION, CONFLICT, AND ANTAGONISM OF TWO COMPETING LANGUAGES AND CULTURES. IT IS A BLESSING FOR AN INDIVIDUAL TO BE BILINGUAL; IT IS A CURSE FOR A SOCIETY TO BE BILINGUAL. ONE SCHOLAR, SEYMOUR MARTIN LIPSET, PUT IT THIS WAY:

THE HISTORIES OF BILINGUAL AND BICULTURAL SOCIETIES THAT DO NOT ASSIMILATE ARE HISTORIES OF TURMOIL, TENSION, AND TRAGEDY. CANADA, BELGIUM, MALAYSIA, LEBANON-ALL FACE CRISES OF NATIONAL EXISTENCE IN WHICH MINORITIES PRESS FOR AUTONOMY, IF NOT INDEPENDENCE. PAKISTAN AND CYPRUS HAVE DIVIDED. NIGERIA SUPPRESSED AN ETHNIC REBELLION. FRANCE FACES DIFFICULTIES WITH ITS BASQUES, BRETONS, AND CORSICANS.


II. I WOULD THEN INVENT "MULTICULTURALISM" AND ENCOURAGE IMMIGRANTS TO MAINTAIN THEIR OWN CULTURE. I WOULD MAKE IT AN ARTICLE OF BELIEF THAT ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL: THAT THERE ARE NO CULTURAL DIFFERENCES THAT ARE IMPORTANT. I WOULD DECLARE IT AN ARTICLE OF FAITH THAT THE BLACK AND HISPANIC DROPOUT RATE IS ONLY DUE TO PREJUDICE AND DISCRIMINATION BY THE MAJORITY. EVERY OTHER EXPLANATION IS OUT-OF-BOUNDS.


III. WE CAN MAKE THE UNITED STATES A "HISPANIC QUEBEC" WITHOUT MUCH EFFORT. THE KEY IS TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY RATHER THAN UNITY. AS BENJAMIN SCHWARZ SAID IN THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY RECENTLY:
...THE APPARENT SUCCESS OF OUR OWN MULTIETHNIC AND MULTICULTURAL EXPERIMENT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED NOT BY TOLERANCE BUT BY HEGEMONY. WITHOUT THE DOMINANCE THAT ONCE DICTATED ETHNOCENTRICALLY, AND WHAT IT MEANT TO BE AN AMERICAN, WE ARE LEFT WITH ONLY TOLERANCE AND PLURALISM TO HOLD US TOGETHER.
I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL IMMIGRANTS TO KEEP THEIR OWN LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. I WOULD REPLACE THE MELTING POT METAPHOR WITH A SALAD BOWL METAPHOR. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INSURE THAT WE HAVE VARIOUS CULTURAL SUB-GROUPS LIVING IN AMERICA REINFORCING THEIR DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN AMERICANS, EMPHASIZING THEIR SIMILARITIES.


IV. HAVING DONE ALL THIS, I WOULD MAKE OUR FASTEST GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC GROUP THE LEAST EDUCATED - I WOULD ADD A SECOND UNDERCLASS, UNASSIMILATED, UNDEREDUCATED, AND ANTAGONISTIC TO OUR POPULATION. I WOULD HAVE THIS SECOND UNDERCLASS HAVE A 50% DROP OUT RATE FROM SCHOOL.


V. I WOULD THEN GET THE BIG FOUNDATIONS AND BIG BUSINESS TO GIVE THESE EFFORTS LOTS OF MONEY. I WOULD INVEST IN ETHNIC IDENTITY, AND I WOULD ESTABLISH THE CULT OF VICTIMOLOGY. I WOULD GET ALL MINORITIES TO THINK THEIR LACK OF SUCCESS WAS ALL THE FAULT OF THE MAJORITY - I WOULD START A GRIEVANCE INDUSTRY BLAMING ALL MINORITY FAILURE ON THE MAJORITY POPULATION.


VI. I WOULD ESTABLISH DUAL CITIZENSHIP AND PROMOTE DIVIDED LOYALTIES. I WOULD "CELEBRATE DIVERSITY." "DIVERSITY" IS A WONDERFULLY SEDUCTIVE WORD. IT STRESSES DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN COMMONALITIES. DIVERSE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE MOSTLY ENGAGED IN HATING EACH OTHER-THAT IS, WHEN THEY ARE NOT KILLING EACH OTHER. A DIVERSE," PEACEFUL, OR STABLE SOCIETY IS AGAINST MOST HISTORICAL PRECEDENT. PEOPLE UNDERVALUE THE UNITY IT TAKES TO KEEP A NATION TOGETHER, AND WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MYOPIA. LOOK AT THE ANCIENT GREEKS. DORF'S WORLD HISTORY TELLS US:
THE GREEKS BELIEVED THAT THEY BELONGED TO THE SAME RACE; THEY POSSESSED A COMMON LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE; AND THEY WORSHIPED THE SAME GODS. ALL GREECE TOOK PART IN THE OLYMPIC GAMES IN HONOR OF ZEUS AND ALL GREEKS VENERATED THE SHRINE OF APOLLO AT DELPHI. A COMMON ENEMY PERSIA THREATENED THEIR LIBERTY. YET, ALL OF THESE BONDS TOGETHER WERE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO OVERCOME TWO FACTORS . . . (LOCAL PATRIOTISM AND GEOGRAPHICAL CONDITIONS THAT NURTURED POLITICAL DIVISIONS . . .)
IF WE CAN PUT THE EMPHASIS ON THE "PLURIBUS," INSTEAD OF THE "UNUM," WE CAN BALKANIZE AMERICA AS SURELY AS KOSOVO.


VII. THEN I WOULD PLACE ALL THESE SUBJECTS OFF LIMITS - MAKE IT TABOO TO TALK ABOUT. I WOULD FIND A WORD SIMILAR TO "HERETIC" IN THE 16TH CENTURY - THAT STOPPED DISCUSSION AND PARALYZED THINKING. WORDS LIKE "RACIST", "XENOPHOBE" THAT HALTS ARGUMENT AND CONVERSATION. HAVING MADE AMERICA A BILINGUAL-BICULTURAL COUNTRY, HAVING ESTABLISHED MULTICULTURALISM, HAVING THE LARGE FOUNDATIONS FUND THE DOCTRINE OF "VICTIMOLOGY", I WOULD NEXT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE OUR IMMIGRATION LAWS. I WOULD DEVELOP A MANTRA - "THAT BECAUSE IMMIGRATION HAS BEEN GOOD FOR AMERICA, IT MUST ALWAYS BE GOOD." I WOULD MAKE EVERY INDIVIDUAL IMMIGRANT SYMPATRIC AND IGNORE THE CUMULATIVE IMPACT.


VIII. LASTLY, I WOULD CENSOR VICTOR (Davis)HANSON DAVIS'S BOOK MEXIFORNIA — THIS BOOK IS DANGEROUS — IT EXPOSES MY PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA. SO PLEASE, PLEASE — IF YOU FEEL THAT AMERICA DESERVES TO BE DESTROYED — PLEASE, PLEASE — DON'T BUY THIS BOOK! THIS GUY IS ON TO MY PLAN.
"THE SMART WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE PASSIVE AND OBEDIENT IS TO STRICTLY LIMIT THE SPECTRUM OF ACCEPTABLE OPINION, BUT ALLOW VERY LIVELY DEBATE WITHIN THAT SPECTRUM." — NOAM CHOMSKY, AMERICAN LINGUIST AND US MEDIA AND FOREIGN POLICY CRITIC.



H/T to Insight on Frredom!

Hi, do you use any of these companies?

If so, you might want to let them know what you think of their strong-arm tacticics on our two Texas Republican Senators.

This is a list of Amnesty supporters who are "getting rich off the backs of poor people".I'd bet that if you look at Swift and Tyson's home state, they have some kind of lobbying group like this, also.

I think I'll be sending some e-mails tomorrow.
Thanking them for keeping MY wages down.
...AND letting them know I'll try finding other suppliers who might be a bit more expensive- but more patriotic.

Gun Grabbers, , , even Storm Troopers aren't immune

Is there any more comment needed?

The man had been on his way to pose for a community newspaper ahead of the 30th Star Wars movie anniversary when he was surrounded by armed police, forced to the ground and handcuffed.

Police said despite being a harmless replica and a close match to a weapon from a galaxy far, far away, the man would be charged with possessing an unregistered firearm.

Ok, it happened in OZ- but will could be comming to a community near you

If you live within about 100 miles of Charlston,,,

DO NOT answer your door the weekend of June 15th.

Another Trainwreck PSA


Now, this just goes to show how out of it I am. I was always under the impression that escorts were.......hot.
I can understand paying $200 (well, not really...but) to a sizzling hot babe,,, but hose pictured would need to give me back change for a $20.

Sorry, it's a guy thing.

Sorry, can't post now

I have to watch Wedge Donovan win the war.





Spoiler alert.........

Yeah he dies, so does Fred Mertz.

More scientific heresy

I was going to say something about "Shrooms- the hippy wonder fungi", but caught a quote throwing water on the Sky-is-falling...the Earth is DYING crowd.

The article was talking about shrooms that eat radiation, you know turn our nuclear waste into food,,,and all.
When I hit this quote:
"It shows you how nature is resilient and resourceful. Nature can use an energy source wherever it can find it," Casadevall said.

Yep, his scientific career is over. Doesn't he KNOW just how fragile the earth is?

Did I mention

That my wife and her girls are here LEGALLY.

They came over on a K-1 (fiancee visa) and we've paid around $3000 or so in fees and services so far.

I'm really, really sorry that I can't muster the sympathy for illegals having to pay $5000- IF they want to do anything but be what they were before Booosh gave them amnesty.

Good!

I'm glad someone's taking out the trash.

I don't know what started it- this time- but it's something that needs to be done.

Too bad Olmert ...and the usual Islamophiles stopped Isreal from finishing their part.

Why did I notice that???

Now all I can think of when I see the most advanced (and expensive) fighter we have, is . . .


. . . a


. . . Duck.

I mean it's cool as h*ll, but about 3/4 of the video- when it's standing on it's tail in a stall.....

Gawd, the waggling duck feet look........

Click on the Langly Airshow button.

After reading this ,,,

I want all the Johnny Sutton wannabe's to know.

All the guns in my house belong to me. Karen has never even held one.





Because it's not like you's want to go after *real* criminals when you can railroad someone without breaking a sweat.

It IS Sunday, got religion?

No, it's not Norman Greenbaum, but nobody said you can't have fun with religion...
I mean, except 'extremists', ya know...







And we end with another mash-up!

The "Foodstamp Challenge"!

Gee, how could I have missed the fact that last week was "Food stamp Awareness Week"?

Maybe it was because I was looking at everyone in D.C. tripping over themselves to find a way to reward 12- 20 million criminals?

Any way the challenge was to live on a food stamp budget for one week- I guess.

If they think it's bad now, just wait until El Presidente Boosh signs the bill making them ALL eligible for EVERY governmental program available.

I'm going to break this into two parts, first the Food stamps and then the immigration thing.

As far as Food stamps go, If they have kids they're already getting FREE breakfast and lunch. Sometimes after school feeding, too.
Not to mention all the other Gov't subsidies that I don't even know about...Section 8, WIC, utility assistance, Food banks, Gov't surplus food, caseworkers that know how to game the credit card/financial system...

Need I say more? Of course you're not going to live like a king, you're also not going to be shrivelling away into a bag of bones either.


Going on to the newest pandering-to-the-Mexican bill.
Unless you're a complete mouth breathing imbecile, you KNOW that the illegals won't bother to jump through the hoops to become citizens.
Why should they?
As soon as Bush signs the bill, all they have to do (and the tsunami coming the next week) is show a bill with their name on it and be a legal resident.
Eligible for every government social welfare program in existence- and even more to follow...because they're special, ya know. Gotta keep Mexico happy.

Karen and the girls have their green cards now. We did it the legal way. We jumped through the hoops and paid around $2500- $3000 for them all. We put up with the restrictions, and the documentation Bravo Sierra. It took about three years all together- now she takes the citizenship test, pays the fee and becomes one of our latest citizens....before Nov. '08.
So did every other LEGAL immigrant that wants to call America home.
OH, and we did it while paying income tax AND Social Security, too! How about them apples- LULAC?

There has been the Mexican immigration assistance family unification visa since Ronaldus Magnus made his amnesty mistake back in 1986. There was also supposed to be employer sanctions that never were enforced.

So tell me, aside from making 12- 20 million criminals legal (and breaking the budget in the process), is ANYTHING going to change.....for the better?

No.

If and when this gets signed into law, say goodby to America as a first world country and hello to the graft and corruption of our newest majority.

I'll ad that the Republican Party will most likely cease to exist before the 2008 elections, too.

I guess some people just didn't get the memo

About Global Warming getting to be passe.

Or, maybe because it was in the dead tree edition of 'Science' it was on the way to print when the memo came out.

Anyway I'll let the first two paragraphs speak for the entire arcticle.

WASHINGTON - The ocean, which has absorbed some excess carbon dioxide from the atmosphere for centuries, may be losing that ability, a new report says.

The buildup of carbon dioxide in the air since the beginning of the industrial revolution has raised concerns that it would trap solar energy and cause a warming of the climate. The oceans are believed to absorb about one-quarter of human-related carbon emissions.

....Just HOW many centuries have we been polluting the earth with the industrial revolution?

Dam those medieval SUVs!

It's mosquito time!!!!!!!!

So here is our Trainwreck PSA for all of us who will be outside working around the megaload of mosquitos the rain has brought.

Use Bounce Fabric Softener Sheets...Best thing ever used in
Louisiana ..just wipe on & go..Great for Babies


Bob, a fisherman, takes one vitamin B-1 tablet a day
April through October . He said it works. He was right.
Hasn't had a mosquito bite in 33 years. Try it.
Every one he has talked into trying it works on them.
Vitimin B-1( Thiamine Hydrochloride 100 mg.)


If you eat bananas,the mosquitos like you, -
something about the banana oil as your body processes it.
Stop eating bananas for the summer and the mosquitos
will be much less interested.


This is going to floor you, but one of the best
insect repellents someone found (who is in the woods
every day), is Vick's Vaporub.


Plant marigolds around the yard, the flowers give off
a smell that bugs do not like,
so plant some in that garden also to help ward
off bugs without using insecticides.


"Tough guy" Marines who spend a great deal of time
"camping out" say that the very best mosquito
repellant you can use is
Avon Skin-So-Soft bath oil mixed about
half and half with alcohol.


One of the best natural insect repellants that I've discovered
is made from the clear real vanilla.

This is the pure Vanilla that is sold in Mexico .

It works great for mosquitoes and ticks,
don't know about other insects.

When all else fails--get a frog

Do you live with a blogger?

If you do, do you want to start your own blog- but think all the good stuff is taken?
Kelly does. (you'll haveta scroll down to Thurs. May 10 because she doesn't want links to specific postings- I guess). (Her template is kinda screwed up).

But, there is a vast difference between how men and women see the same thing.
Go ahead and tell Dick to ,,,ummmm...read your take on things- Kelly.
I wouldn't mind if Karen would start one, then she could get her side out,,, and my fubars.

Anyway, Kelly- here's a pefect example of the difference between men and women....


HER side of the story....

He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately.
We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me!
So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

--------------------------------------------

HIS side of the Story:

The Texans lost. Got laid though.

You'd think that some brains would rub off

If nothing else than osmisis.
But then again, her aristocratic family is probably so inbred that there are serious mental in the progeny.

I *know* there had to be brains in order for them to become so filth-rich that they think they're above conequences.

I guess that's why Paris just HAD to see how high she could send her pre-prison urine sample...


(UPDATE)
Speaking of celeberaties in the spotlight......
Haven't we gone through this once before.

Watch this while you can

Before it disappears from the open minded archives of You-tube.



I wonder if any Liberals see themselves here?

"No, that's the Bush regime"
Oh, yeah. All those anti-Bush protesters getting dragged away in front of the pervasive video cameras,,,,

Help them overthrow their British overlords

Yes, the islamists who are flooding into Great Britain are throwing a riot protest over at #10 Downing St. because of their draconian ,,,,,,,ummmm....freedoms.

You know, the freedom to be "offended" by everything that can be a weapon in their religious dominance their adopted country has to offer.

They're opressed by manmade laws based on Biblical principles- as opposed to say,,,stoning a rape victim to death because she had the terminity to get raped.

Oppressed by the freedom to protest against what the majority believe, and NOT be prosicuted for that.

Just watch this video on Britains' repression.



Horrible!

Ohh,,,,,,did anyone notice the silloette of our Abu Graib poster boy girl in the poster that I stole from Rusty?

The train ride

4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young Blonde girl, an ugly old woman and, a Frenchman.

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.

In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the Train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the Dark And she slapped him"

The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle Me In the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"

The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can smack that French tw*t again"

Does this picture make me look fat?

Maybe.
But I like pleasingly plump.

But just because you thought it did, and you stole 1,000 school papers to hide it- GUESS WHAT?????
Now you're going to be all over the Internet!

And just to let you know, you shouldn't be so embarrassed about your belly- You really ought to be embarrassed that you look like a whore stripper on her way to work. The used "ho" look brought to you by the letter "N"


Do your parents know you dress like that?

This tickles my sense of the bizzaar

Bwahahahah!

"You think I'm cute? You should see my aunt!


But, then again,,,,maybe this was it's mommy?
Didn't know they had that many free range deer in England. Good thing the Queen didn't sik the sheriff on him too- for killing one of her deer.

Stoopid peasant!

When something sounds too good to be true...

It probably isn't.

Like the story about the prison Priest who got over on the mullah on a prison religious conference.
You remember, he asked the mullah three questions about islam, and the mullah ended up speechless and hanging his head in shame?


Well, I asked Snopes about him, and got the answer.......along with a Liberal corollary.

Dogblogging

Goliath likes peanut butter




So does Scooter, but the Nikon software ate his pic.

We think Goliath will live up to his name, because he's starting to look 'Dane"ish.


Does anyone watch "Lost"? Doesn't Ben kinda remind you opf someone? Like DR. Moreau? or Dr. Mengela?