Karma- she's a beitch

So, Monday I hit a 300 pair phone line.
Broke the conduit and made a hole in it- didn't knock anyone off.

No- it wasn't marked.............because the Foreman had me digging outside the dig permit.

This is what $28,000 looks like when it's not being wased in DeeCee.

Yesterday, some utility contractor broke the main feed to Hondo, Tx and we were offline all last night and most of today. When the cable rep. told me about it, I forgot to ask if it was just a big co-ax cable, or does the cable co. now own a utility company*?




* The saying goes- 'if you hit a fiber optic line, just stop and leave the keys in the tractor, because the owner of that line will own the company (for as much as it costs to fix it)"

Misleading headlines

I'm going to take a huge leap and guess that the UK Times is so Liberal that they're almost communist.

The island of formerly Great Briton  is looking at letting homeowners defend themselves against burglars, house breakers and the like. Right now- they are jailed for defending themselves and their homes.

What's being proposed now is to let them defend themselves, but the headline takes it in a different direction.

Or, it could just be the English way of speaking.

Cats~

We have two, now have an earworm-

More news that's not- the French review

Unsurprisingly that 75% tax on millionaires is having an affect that anyone who understood people would have foretold.

I knew it was coming when I heard about Hollandes' proposal to balance the budget on the backs of the 1%-ers. Now they're leaving in droves- before those taxes take effect.

In fact, I knew it so much that I saved this article about previous tax evacuees four months ago when it came out. The one about the Iron Age 1%-er who died before he could recover his greedy capitalist pelf.

Science!

Geek-ettes~

You're welcome.

Heh!

Obama hates gays?

That's what the MSM would be crying if he were a Republican.

How else would they look at it- besides being criminally negligent about security in Benghazi?

• The Ambassador was a known gay
• The Administration knew how dangerous it was there
• The 0bama administration reduced security- in spite of repeated request for more.

"We tried to illustrate...to show them how dangerous and how volatile and just unpredictable that whole environment was over there. So to decrease security in the face of that really is... it's just unbelievable," Wood said.
The State Department official says there was a "constant conversation" between security details in Libya and officials in Washington D.C.
Sources critical of what they view as a security drawdown say three Mobile Security Deployment teams left Libya between February and August in addition to the 16-member Site Security Team on loan from the military. That's 34 highly-trained security personnel moved out over a six month period.

If 0bama didn't have the almost impenetrable wall  of media protection, there would be calls for investigation so loud that you'd hear it (well, he is a Democrat) all the way down to Belize.

So I went to talk to the wife

In her computer room about her new car.

When I turned around to go back to my computer, I had to ask "Hunny, did you poison the cat?"

No, why?
because----
Look~

What?

Well, it's over

The talk shows oughtta be interesting this morning.
I'll have to wait for this afternoon to laugh at the Libs being gobsmacked at how fumblingly inept their Lightworker was last night.

So where is it going?

In this new job I got (after the bleached blond manic-depressive fired me for no reason) after two months of no pay- I'm driving half the distance and making $2 more an hour.

The Mitzu is paid off, we're no longer customers of ATT(saving $70 for all the long distance charges on local calls), DirecTv is on hold.
We're only buying groceries for two- instead of four.....

Where is all that money I should have in the bank?
I'm splitting the grocery shopping up and getting the meat at HEB and the rest at Wally-world, and still paying as much or more for less.

I should be looking at some $375-$400/mo extra cash, but it's all spent...somewhere....

I'm glad I'm not in the middle of raising a family right now.

The smartest negro the world has ever seen

must really be f*cking up his debate prep if the Democrat machine is downplaying his oratorical ability.

Not that president bummble-mouth can put three sentences together without a teleprompter...

So, Melissa Harris-Perry

If you were brought up thinking you are one race, then you are? No matter what?

So that means that Navin C. Johnson was a poor black child?

What? OK you make a better analogy.

Rain

At least we got 7 hours in.



...Of course tomorrow it'll probably be too wet to even get off the road........

Mexican journalists-

Doing the jobs that American journalists won't.

So, let me get this straight....

You want ME to pay $500+/month for a jeep that's in YOUR name..
AND pay you $3200 down for a seven year old truck?

Yea, ok. What could go wrong there?

Especially when I can buy this---and be able to work on it.

Remember how fast the "Bush lied, people died" caught on?

If there was a Republican at 1600 Penn. Ave there would be something like this:

All over AlGores internets (but there's not- so I made one).


Especially the way the lies were flying.
Take it send it to every corner of the greatest nation on Gods green earth.

Just mention me!!!!!

WTF are you talking about Yahoo! stringer?

I was looking at my alternate mail tonight when I cam on this d1cksucking piece of ...newswriting- from the Yahoo!-reelect Barack campaign.
The title should be PRESIDENT GUTZYCALL TAKES CHARGE OF LIBYA DEBACLE...
Instead it;s a puff piece about how president HardChoice immediately called the Benghazi attacks terrorist attacks and began hunting them...or something,

Sorry Oliver Knox, the first response to the Libya attack was to say it was in response to some-dude your administration just hauled into jail today for disrupting his 0babanesses Islamic summer,,or fall,,or winter.


Yes, Yahoo! let the historic rewrites begin, before the real history is dried on paper.

Man, I wish We had a leader with balls

Ones of your own Barry.
Sit down MEEchelle, I wasn't talking about you either.

We worked late today

We're putting conduit underground where the Air Force has some kind of motivational run every Thursday for their booters. Lots of proud parents show up for this and the ceremony afterwards.

We had all the crew out there doing final clean-up and at 1700 the evening colors was played (or whatever the AF calls it).

Me and the new guy (ex-Army and current Nat.Guard) did our military thing, and the other operator down with the clueless kids must have told them to shut-up and show some respect.
Well being SouthSan Mexicans who are pretty much self raised and stupid...they at least stopped working and stood around...joking.

When the end came new guys said something like "It just pisses me off to see people like that. I mean even if it's only an Air Force Base, you need to show some respect."

So president Sportsfan tweeted about last nights game...

He sounded more presidential than he has about the whole mideast thing.

I guess this de-motivator fits, from everything I've seen about president Gutzycall:

Hold mah beer

--Never mind I don't need both hands~



How much did that engine cost?

The article doesn't say

Just how much of our money president Anti-Midas gave the Zero Motorcycle Company to produce electric bikes that can fail at high speeds.

Because those battery-powered bikes are so earth friendly. Except if you're a Chinese peasant living and relying on a glowing, orange colored lake next to the battery plant for your drinking water.

Hey Barry, tell me if you've heard this one

In response to King Putt and his sycophants wanting to qush the golf jokes:

A couple love to play golf together, but neither of them have been playing like they want to lately, and so they decide that it might be an idea if they took private lessons.

The husband is the first one to have a lesson.

After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" the man asks.

"You need to hold the club gently," the golf pro replied. "Hold the club just like you would hold your wife's breast."

So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a swing, and KERPOW! He hits the ball and it flies almost 300 yards straight up the fairway.

The man is delighted, and goes back to his wife with the good news.

His wife can't wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very next day.

The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks the wife.

"You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold hold your husband's willie".

Meechelle listens very carefully to the instructor's advice, then takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, landing about 15 feet from where she stood.

"That was great," the instructor says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"

So King Putt is getting tired of golf jokes

The same guy who has played more golf in 3 1/2 years than W did in eight. But, then HE doesn't have the MSM saying he's out of touch whenever he hits the links.

So President Thinskin is getting the lobbyist brother of John Podesta to lean on the PGA and other 1%-ers golf enthusiasts to stop joking about the Presidential hacker.

So you know what's coming next, right? Hey Babs, remember what they named after you?

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.

On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair".

Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"

"Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.

He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do."

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said.

"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."

The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her in every conceivable position, and then some, for the rest of the afternoon.

Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.

"You have to be kidding me! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?

So, lets see if I this right NYT

You are going to stop a 'widespread' practice called 'quote approval' and you had to think about this new policy for months?
So, the article doesn't say that it's an OLD policy. So when did it start?
During Willy Hursts starting the Spanish-American war?
During `Nam?
When you were going after Nixon?
When you were covering for Slick Willy?
When you started that whole 'Bush lied, people died' B.S.?
About four years ago?

...And if it's so widespread (and bad) why take months to make a decision?
It's right or it's wrong, yes or no.

But you're Liberals, so you don't *have* that moral compass that tells you something is wrong- you just have years and years of socialistic political mamby pamby mumbo-jumbo that tries to BE a moral code.


OR did it only become a problem when Romney wanted the same priviliges as your Chicago Jeezus?

Another reason to live in Texas

Except for that whole A/C compressor sh1tting the bed the other day....

Just off the top of my head

Egypt.
Libya.
Yeman.
Tunisia.
Lebanon.

I can't remember just how many more muslims are rioting against American Embassies today.

Can you imagine how much worse it would be if we didn't have a Nobel Peace Prize winner in charge of our foreign policy?

Happy anniversary to #OWS

Oops, sorry one group of unwashed anti-Americans look the same as the others.

Daym...one more time-

What is FoxNews Radio going to do

When- hopefully Romney is inagurated next January?

Shep Smith and his 0bamaphiles won't be able to get a soundbite for their top-of-every-hour news bite.
Will they recycle them, Because we all know that we won't be getting hourly sound-bites from a Romney administration.

You have got to be shitting me!

Seriously Wal-Mart?
The middle of September?

Looks like I'll be off tomorrow

Good thing I worked Sat.
Too bad I won't get off on Friday...