Saturday, June 04, 2011

That bruhaha about the menue-babes at Lucky Gunner

that has all the womynfolk all upset in the gunny community...you've read about them, right and how they were dressed? Comparing them to Hooters girls? How provocatively they were dressed?

The only blog that I've read that has a picture of the offensive clothing is over at Jennifer's blog.
If you have a problem with that, you womyn need to do something about those tee shirt ads on your blogs.


I'll take the one on the left.




A booth-babe, Jen?

Scratch a Liberal-

Find an anti-Semite.

This time in the PR campaign against the unkindest cut of all:



---UPDATE-----
I just thought about this while clearing up some windfall from the other day-

Don't muslims do a snip, too. Answer- yes
I bet we won't be seeing Foreskinman going after imams like he is the dirty Jew.

After about 10 seconds of digging, I found the author of that anti-Semitic creed. His name is Matthew Hess.
Jew hater, stateist....Hess. Hess.

No- I'm not going to mention Rudolph....ooops my bad.

To all Lamestream reporters worried about your safety

Because you're so fixated on following someone you hate.

There is a solution to your worries about traffic safety.
I mean if you are REALLY worried instead of just saying that to dog Sarah some more.

You all have cell phones and you all receive tweets, right?
So, let one follow close and the others can observe the rules of the road and drive safely...if you REALLY care about safety, that is,,,and not just using that as another wedge.


That way you can take a pee break on the way- since you don't think about that before you leave. (like my mother taught me before I was five)

Friday, June 03, 2011

The battle against godless atheists

We won this time- my ISD can let traditional Texas values shine through in spite of those godless imports from some Marxist state they escaped from, in the form of the Schultz's lawsuit to stop tradition.


Because their little vulnerable crotch-fruit might somehow have their fragile psyches damaged by being exposed to about 15 minutes worth of religion in a 3 hour production.


Yes, we all like it that way- Christa and Danny Schultz, and if you don't like religion there's always the Liberal Austin that you'd feel right at home in. It's full of hippies.

Who did this slip out?

@turgidson





#winning

I know when you're talking off the cuff, that sometimes you say the wrong thing

Martin was born in Canada, where he lives with his mother and step-father, and traveled to the Caribbean to visit his father.

"He's in a different country and he was probably scared," Defoe said. "Bless his heart. He just wants to go home."


But really Deputy Defoe, they DO speak English in Vancouver.

I'm just wondering if the kid was kind of brain damaged...
He missed a transfer in ATL and took a bus out of the airport, then ended up in a woods by a bus station in Macon.

The Sarah show -poll results

Since we can see how she's got the media following her like a poodle trailing a puma-
We don't need to go on with this poll to find out how she's swatting their noses with a 2x4.

So the results are: out of 45 votes

She'll be our nominee- 11 @24%
She won't get on the ballot 2 @4%
She'll back the best 14 @31%
Laughing at the MSM 18 @40%

And I wonder how many of those vote snuk in yesterday?

Anyway you can see it here and still vote, but it doesn't count anymore.

The daily Weiner wagging

Since it doesn't look like it's going to die down any time soon, I guess we can have some fun with Anthony's wiener.

Because as Richard Nixon could tell you- it's not the act that burns you, it's the cover-up.

pollcode.com free polls
Since he's not going away anytime soon- what's in the Liberal Anthony Wiener's future?
He ends up resigning
He doesn't get re-elected
He makes a speech on the house floor and gets a standing "O" ala Barney Franks prostitution ring
It'll be forgotten and he'll be the first Dem to demand a Rep resign when he does the same thing   

lets just start a Weiner roast

Everyone is getting into the act, now because it's so good to see such a self important prick immolate himself. Especially when hes such a Leftist toole.

That even North had a little fun with him:

So, I guess we'll have a new poll soon.

No Charles, it's not her TURN

I wish Charles Krauthammer and the rest of the country club Republican old guard would get off of the idea that it's Michelle Bachman's- or any-ones "turn" to be the Republican nominee.



We need to get the best and most electable people we can running.
Not just running for president either- running the party- running for congress- running for state offices- running for local office... running for Dog Catcher.

Democrats, always trying to make

innocent civilians into law breakers.

Because we are always getting hit by the 'unexpected' results of their intrusive actions.
This time they want to turn almost every blogger I've ever read into criminals because they embedded a YouTube video.

But WAITE, it gets better!
See if you even LINK to a copyrighted source, you can be prosecuted for it.

But hey, it's cool because the iWON isn't doing it for political purposes at all! No they're doing it to combat piracy.

Meanwhile, in the Libya without oil

Assad's security forces killed another ten people in one town early this morning our time.

But, hey- that's ok, because he's like, a reformer-or something.

Besides it's not as important as the oil producing Libya, who really didn't target civilians like Beaker is doing. So we don't need a KMA for weeks- if not days
ummm......until we figure out what we're doing there.



UPDATE------

In the land that isn't worth sending in NATO the toll is now 35 dead from that reformer Assad.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

So, another of our losers decided it's his turn

again. Mitt Romneycare decided that his 22% vote tally against the RINO McCain in 2008 is somehow going to give him the nomination this time? How?


The father of 0bamaKare (Alpha version) is going to go after the guy who shoved 0bamakare through in the middle of the night?


He can't go after the iWON about taxes, either because he'll be called on HIS $750 million in tax increases for his almost bankrupt state Commonwealth.



Then we have Mike Suckabee threatening to maybe step in if we find a good candidate and they start shining out.

It took you long enough NYT

Congratulations to Jill Abramson for finally cracking that glass ceiling that those rich white men put in front of you for this long of a time.

You know- it would seem that those Liberals in charge of the New York Times would have done this a little sooner. Like back in the `70's or `80's when woman's lib was the hot thing going and Liberals were hammering for sexual preferences to boost womyn to the places they deserved.

But we're talking about our generic hypocritical Liberals here, so lets just move along...

You know, there was a time that you could trust cops

I mean that you could trust them to act like professional peace keepers, instead of some kind of Statz Police.

We used to be able to confide in them without having to worry about a minor misdemeanor, or slip of the tongue landing us in jail ofn some kind of trumped-up felony.

OR lying about the reason they beat a semi-paralyzed polio victim, and refused medical help, because they didn't want the lies they put in an official police report to come to light.

It's time that next time this happens, that when the court orders restitution to the victims- that those cops pay the bill and not the victim through higher taxes.
But that'll never happen because then our Judge Dred wannabes would be hurting in the pay department and not be able to afford all the Rambo crap they want to use agains innocent civilians.

You know, I used to really give the benefit of the doubt to the police.
They've proved they don't deserve it.

Coffe, tea or me?

What's your flavor?



What Flavour Are You? I tashte like Alcohol.I tashte like Alcohol.


Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You?


In reality though, I'm more lemony.

A quick PSA to all european consumers of free range cukes

The ones that are killing you now, probably in revenge for all the steps you didn't take early enough to save mother Gaia from people.

Put a cap-full of bleach (sodium hypercloride) in a gallon of water and let those raw veggies soak for a while then rinse well with clean, uncontaminated water.

You're welcome.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Her Name

is Lauren Grahm.


If you were one of those who watched "The Gilmer Girls"- you know that.

Too good to be true?

Maybe, but we'll see how this job offer pans out.

The is a multinational that just got a contract moving tankers of something to do with the oil patch from Corpus to Beeville unloading and making another run from Corpus- at $90/trip and they're looking at about three hours per trip.

That sounds too good to be true, but they're screaming for Hazmat drivers w/ tanker.
Here we call it an X endorsement. If you know any drivers looking for work it's down here (or in the gas fields of the N.E.) hauling sand, fracking fluids and crude.

Yeah, I'd have to get a place down in Corpus Christi, and still be buying our house up here, but at $270/day for 9-or so hours- I should be able to swing it.

It's a simple question AnTONy

Did you take a pic of your junk?

Pick one: YES NO

Were you stupid enough to upload it to the intrawebzz?

Pick one: YES NO


But then again, you're a Liberal politician so it's impossible for you answer either question with the answers I gave you.


derp.

Martin Bashir is pretty much of a clueless tool

isn't he?
He's trying to get people riled up in some kind of fake outrage against the Palin tour bus.

In fact, the whole thing could be in breach of a federal law because the United States Flag Code establishes important rules for the use and display of the stars and stripes, the flag of the United States. Under standards of respect and etiquette, it's made clear that the flag of the United States should never be used for any advertising purpose whatsoever.

This is the bus in question:

Unless it's in a place that only a Liberal can see, but why would someone put it on the frame?

This happens to be the one his Plastic Jeezus used:


Thurston Kerry III used this flag draped bus:


I couldn't find a bus pic for the Gore/Lieberman campaign, because they must be ashamed- or something.

I did dig up the Clinton campaign bus however:



And you pantywaist newsies who are complaining about how dangerous it is to have to follow her bus- look at it.
It's as big as......a BUS! It shouldn't be hard to follow on the highway, and if you lose it, it's got highly distinctive markings on it.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The value of a fundamental education

is so that you can see through, and laugh at the obvious attention whoring that is the father of 'The Balloon Boy.'
I don't know if he's really that ignorant, or just pulling numbers out of his @ss, because frankly- I couldn't stand to watch the whole train wreck of scientific ignorance.

Really. I shut it off when I learned that the balloon was held up by "one million volts of electricity" which holds up a cloud that has the equivalent of three cubic feet of water that weighs .... 1700 pounds.



Ok now, enjoy the science that comes for your public schools.

And I bet he brings in a million dollars of .GOV money for future transportation needs.

I don't know how to categorize this

I'm looking at the back of an envelope from the Treasury Dept.- specifically the IRS, which happens to be lead by a seven year long tax dodger.

But, the back of this envelope sent by the administration who has tripled our national debt in the first two years of their reign.
And wants to spend even more money we don't have...

Is telling me to:


Yes Timmy, I actually DO know how to manage my money...when I have enough to make it stretch to pay my bills.

Unfortunately, I don't have printing presses that can deforest entire stands of old growth timber to print trillions of even more and more worthless dollars.

They are your people, Democrats

Own it.
That's what fifty years worth of social engineering gets you when you tell people how special they are and that they get different treatment because of the color of their skin.

Then you make excuse, after excuse and completely remove any social stigmas against promiscuity and amoral behavior. You reward laziness and illiteracy and encourage blacks to stay on your plantation by demonizing any that dare to try to live the American dream, or even to have the audacity to make something of themselves by NOT using your social engineering for a free ride.

It's made out of people!

Pepsi is making flavor enhancers out of PEOPLE!

Well, actually the politically correct term is nonviable tissue masses.



but, then why should anyone object to making flavor enhancers out of the kidneys of an aborted fetus? I mean it's not like there was some limited supply, or anything...

I see your Stevie

Mnr:

And raise you a video with Stevie on the baton:



Yeah,,,and it's till a classic.

Monday, May 30, 2011

That's my school district they're talking about

And both of the recent grads say basically "screw him, let him stay away.'

Because he and his parents are trying to stop a 50 year tradition of south central Texas- in the student lead invocation at their graduation ceremony.

The suit was filed on behalf of Christa and Danny Schultz, who have two children in the Medina Valley Independent School District, including one graduating on June 4, according to the San Antonio Express.

The group wants the school district to remove a student-led invocation and benediction, but the school district says that the remarks do not violate any laws or school policy, according to the Express.

"Public schools can't require students to take part in religious worship as the price of attending their graduation. This is settled law, and the district needs to stop resisting it," the Rev. Barry Lynn, the group's executive director, told the paper.


The article doesn't say which socialist state they emigrated from, because we know- this isn't Austin.
Which means they're not from Texas.



And if you were from Texas you'd know that there are no Saguaro in Texas.

Does anyone notice distractions on websites?

I try not to look at ads and shiny, glitzy things when I'm reading things.
I don't pay much attention to commercials on radio or TeeWee either.

I was looking for an old e-mail and was looking in the dashboard for options when I saw this, in recycling tips (in the grey strip).



I know Google tracks my browser habits, but what kind do you think they have for readers of the Daily Krotch and the DU?

Lets guess who they voted for-

Young (mostly).
Lack of foresight.
Stupid.



Yep, they have to be 0bama voters.



....And, yes- I did laugh at some of them.

What is wrong with just respecting Memorial Day?

The Community Organizer in Chief stopped by Arlington on the way to the golf course and mouthed some meaningless platitudes about the people who died so he could end up where he is.



Then he decided that Memorial Day wasn't good enough and declared it to be a day of prayer, because it's not good enough if it can't be made about Him, somehow.


.....Now where have I seen that salute before?



Nahh.......Benny was a Squaddie....
Where have I seen such a sloppy salute in the media....

Hummmm...
Oh YEAH!
The Naval hero Thurston Kerry III


He was in Nam, ya know.