Since it doesn't look like it's going to die down any time soon, I guess we can have some fun with Anthony's wiener.
Because as Richard Nixon could tell you- it's not the act that burns you, it's the cover-up.
Friday, June 03, 2011
lets just start a Weiner roast
Everyone is getting into the act, now because it's so good to see such a self important prick immolate himself. Especially when hes such a Leftist toole.
That even North had a little fun with him:
So, I guess we'll have a new poll soon.
That even North had a little fun with him:
So, I guess we'll have a new poll soon.
No Charles, it's not her TURN
I wish Charles Krauthammer and the rest of the country club Republican old guard would get off of the idea that it's Michelle Bachman's- or any-ones "turn" to be the Republican nominee.
We need to get the best and most electable people we can running.
Not just running for president either- running the party- running for congress- running for state offices- running for local office... running for Dog Catcher.
We need to get the best and most electable people we can running.
Not just running for president either- running the party- running for congress- running for state offices- running for local office... running for Dog Catcher.
Democrats, always trying to make
innocent civilians into law breakers.
Because we are always getting hit by the 'unexpected' results of their intrusive actions.
This time they want to turn almost every blogger I've ever read into criminals because they embedded a YouTube video.
But WAITE, it gets better!
See if you even LINK to a copyrighted source, you can be prosecuted for it.
But hey, it's cool because the iWON isn't doing it for political purposes at all! No they're doing it to combat piracy.
Because we are always getting hit by the 'unexpected' results of their intrusive actions.
This time they want to turn almost every blogger I've ever read into criminals because they embedded a YouTube video.
But WAITE, it gets better!
See if you even LINK to a copyrighted source, you can be prosecuted for it.
But hey, it's cool because the iWON isn't doing it for political purposes at all! No they're doing it to combat piracy.
Meanwhile, in the Libya without oil
Assad's security forces killed another ten people in one town early this morning our time.
But, hey- that's ok, because he's like, a reformer-or something.
Besides it's not as important as the oil producing Libya, who really didn't target civilians like Beaker is doing. So we don't need a KMA forweeks- if not days
ummm......until we figure out what we're doing there.
UPDATE------
In the land that isn't worth sending in NATO the toll is now 35 dead from that reformer Assad.
But, hey- that's ok, because he's like, a reformer-or something.
Besides it's not as important as the oil producing Libya, who really didn't target civilians like Beaker is doing. So we don't need a KMA for
ummm......until we figure out what we're doing there.
UPDATE------
In the land that isn't worth sending in NATO the toll is now 35 dead from that reformer Assad.
Thursday, June 02, 2011
So, another of our losers decided it's his turn
again. Mitt Romneycare decided that his 22% vote tally against the RINO McCain in 2008 is somehow going to give him the nomination this time? How?
The father of 0bamaKare (Alpha version) is going to go after the guy who shoved 0bamakare through in the middle of the night?
He can't go after the iWON about taxes, either because he'll be called on HIS $750 million in tax increases for his almost bankruptstate Commonwealth.
Then we have Mike Suckabee threatening to maybe step in if we find a good candidate and they start shining out.
The father of 0bamaKare (Alpha version) is going to go after the guy who shoved 0bamakare through in the middle of the night?
He can't go after the iWON about taxes, either because he'll be called on HIS $750 million in tax increases for his almost bankrupt
Then we have Mike Suckabee threatening to maybe step in if we find a good candidate and they start shining out.
It took you long enough NYT
Congratulations to Jill Abramson for finally cracking that glass ceiling that those rich white men put in front of you for this long of a time.
You know- it would seem that those Liberals in charge of the New York Times would have done this a little sooner. Like back in the `70's or `80's when woman's lib was the hot thing going and Liberals were hammering for sexual preferences to boost womyn to the places they deserved.
But we're talking about our generic hypocritical Liberals here, so lets just move along...
You know- it would seem that those Liberals in charge of the New York Times would have done this a little sooner. Like back in the `70's or `80's when woman's lib was the hot thing going and Liberals were hammering for sexual preferences to boost womyn to the places they deserved.
But we're talking about our generic hypocritical Liberals here, so lets just move along...
You know, there was a time that you could trust cops
I mean that you could trust them to act like professional peace keepers, instead of some kind of Statz Police.
We used to be able to confide in them without having to worry about a minor misdemeanor, or slip of the tongue landing us in jail ofn some kind of trumped-up felony.
OR lying about the reason they beat a semi-paralyzed polio victim, and refused medical help, because they didn't want the lies they put in an official police report to come to light.
It's time that next time this happens, that when the court orders restitution to the victims- that those cops pay the bill and not the victim through higher taxes.
But that'll never happen because then our Judge Dred wannabes would be hurting in the pay department and not be able to afford all the Rambo crap they want to use agains innocent civilians.
You know, I used to really give the benefit of the doubt to the police.
They've proved they don't deserve it.
We used to be able to confide in them without having to worry about a minor misdemeanor, or slip of the tongue landing us in jail ofn some kind of trumped-up felony.
OR lying about the reason they beat a semi-paralyzed polio victim, and refused medical help, because they didn't want the lies they put in an official police report to come to light.
It's time that next time this happens, that when the court orders restitution to the victims- that those cops pay the bill and not the victim through higher taxes.
But that'll never happen because then our Judge Dred wannabes would be hurting in the pay department and not be able to afford all the Rambo crap they want to use agains innocent civilians.
You know, I used to really give the benefit of the doubt to the police.
They've proved they don't deserve it.
Coffe, tea or me?
What's your flavor?
In reality though, I'm more lemony.
 I tashte like Alcohol.Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You? |
In reality though, I'm more lemony.
A quick PSA to all european consumers of free range cukes
The ones that are killing you now, probably in revenge for all the steps you didn't take early enough to save mother Gaia from people.
Put a cap-full of bleach (sodium hypercloride) in a gallon of water and let those raw veggies soak for a while then rinse well with clean, uncontaminated water.
You're welcome.
Put a cap-full of bleach (sodium hypercloride) in a gallon of water and let those raw veggies soak for a while then rinse well with clean, uncontaminated water.
You're welcome.
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Too good to be true?
Maybe, but we'll see how this job offer pans out.
The is a multinational that just got a contract moving tankers of something to do with the oil patch from Corpus to Beeville unloading and making another run from Corpus- at $90/trip and they're looking at about three hours per trip.
That sounds too good to be true, but they're screaming for Hazmat drivers w/ tanker.
Here we call it an X endorsement. If you know any drivers looking for work it's down here (or in the gas fields of the N.E.) hauling sand, fracking fluids and crude.
Yeah, I'd have to get a place down in Corpus Christi, and still be buying our house up here, but at $270/day for 9-or so hours- I should be able to swing it.
The is a multinational that just got a contract moving tankers of something to do with the oil patch from Corpus to Beeville unloading and making another run from Corpus- at $90/trip and they're looking at about three hours per trip.
That sounds too good to be true, but they're screaming for Hazmat drivers w/ tanker.
Here we call it an X endorsement. If you know any drivers looking for work it's down here (or in the gas fields of the N.E.) hauling sand, fracking fluids and crude.
Yeah, I'd have to get a place down in Corpus Christi, and still be buying our house up here, but at $270/day for 9-or so hours- I should be able to swing it.
It's a simple question AnTONy
Did you take a pic of your junk?
Pick one: YES NO
Were you stupid enough to upload it to the intrawebzz?
Pick one: YES NO
But then again, you're a Liberal politician so it's impossible for you answer either question with the answers I gave you.
derp.
Pick one: YES NO
Were you stupid enough to upload it to the intrawebzz?
Pick one: YES NO
But then again, you're a Liberal politician so it's impossible for you answer either question with the answers I gave you.
derp.
Martin Bashir is pretty much of a clueless tool
isn't he?
He's trying to get people riled up in some kind of fake outrage against the Palin tour bus.
In fact, the whole thing could be in breach of a federal law because the United States Flag Code establishes important rules for the use and display of the stars and stripes, the flag of the United States. Under standards of respect and etiquette, it's made clear that the flag of the United States should never be used for any advertising purpose whatsoever.
This is the bus in question:
Unless it's in a place that only a Liberal can see, but why would someone put it on the frame?
This happens to be the one his Plastic Jeezus used:
Thurston Kerry III used this flag draped bus:
I couldn't find a bus pic for the Gore/Lieberman campaign, because they must be ashamed- or something.
I did dig up the Clinton campaign bus however:
And you pantywaist newsies who are complaining about how dangerous it is to have to follow her bus- look at it.
It's as big as......a BUS! It shouldn't be hard to follow on the highway, and if you lose it, it's got highly distinctive markings on it.
He's trying to get people riled up in some kind of fake outrage against the Palin tour bus.
In fact, the whole thing could be in breach of a federal law because the United States Flag Code establishes important rules for the use and display of the stars and stripes, the flag of the United States. Under standards of respect and etiquette, it's made clear that the flag of the United States should never be used for any advertising purpose whatsoever.
This is the bus in question:
Unless it's in a place that only a Liberal can see, but why would someone put it on the frame?
This happens to be the one his Plastic Jeezus used:
Thurston Kerry III used this flag draped bus:
I couldn't find a bus pic for the Gore/Lieberman campaign, because they must be ashamed- or something.
I did dig up the Clinton campaign bus however:
And you pantywaist newsies who are complaining about how dangerous it is to have to follow her bus- look at it.
It's as big as......a BUS! It shouldn't be hard to follow on the highway, and if you lose it, it's got highly distinctive markings on it.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The value of a fundamental education
is so that you can see through, and laugh at the obvious attention whoring that is the father of 'The Balloon Boy.'
I don't know if he's really that ignorant, or just pulling numbers out of his @ss, because frankly- I couldn't stand to watch the whole train wreck of scientific ignorance.
Really. I shut it off when I learned that the balloon was held up by "one million volts of electricity" which holds up a cloud that has the equivalent of three cubic feet of water that weighs .... 1700 pounds.
Ok now, enjoy the science that comes for your public schools.
And I bet he brings in a million dollars of .GOV money for future transportation needs.
I don't know if he's really that ignorant, or just pulling numbers out of his @ss, because frankly- I couldn't stand to watch the whole train wreck of scientific ignorance.
Really. I shut it off when I learned that the balloon was held up by "one million volts of electricity" which holds up a cloud that has the equivalent of three cubic feet of water that weighs .... 1700 pounds.
Ok now, enjoy the science that comes for your public schools.
And I bet he brings in a million dollars of .GOV money for future transportation needs.
I don't know how to categorize this
I'm looking at the back of an envelope from the Treasury Dept.- specifically the IRS, which happens to be lead by a seven year long tax dodger.
But, the back of this envelope sent by the administration who has tripled our national debt in the first two years of their reign.
And wants to spend even more money we don't have...
Is telling me to:
Yes Timmy, I actually DO know how to manage my money...when I have enough to make it stretch to pay my bills.
Unfortunately, I don't have printing presses that can deforest entire stands of old growth timber to print trillions of even more and more worthless dollars.
But, the back of this envelope sent by the administration who has tripled our national debt in the first two years of their reign.
And wants to spend even more money we don't have...
Is telling me to:
Yes Timmy, I actually DO know how to manage my money...when I have enough to make it stretch to pay my bills.
Unfortunately, I don't have printing presses that can deforest entire stands of old growth timber to print trillions of even more and more worthless dollars.
They are your people, Democrats
Own it.
That's what fifty years worth of social engineering gets you when you tell people how special they are and that they get different treatment because of the color of their skin.
Then you make excuse, after excuse and completely remove any social stigmas against promiscuity and amoral behavior. You reward laziness and illiteracy and encourage blacks to stay on your plantation by demonizing any that dare to try to live the American dream, or even to have the audacity to make something of themselves by NOT using your social engineering for a free ride.
That's what fifty years worth of social engineering gets you when you tell people how special they are and that they get different treatment because of the color of their skin.
Then you make excuse, after excuse and completely remove any social stigmas against promiscuity and amoral behavior. You reward laziness and illiteracy and encourage blacks to stay on your plantation by demonizing any that dare to try to live the American dream, or even to have the audacity to make something of themselves by NOT using your social engineering for a free ride.
It's made out of people!
Pepsi is making flavor enhancers out of PEOPLE!
Well, actually the politically correct term is nonviable tissue masses.
but, then why should anyone object to making flavor enhancers out of the kidneys of an aborted fetus? I mean it's not like there was some limited supply, or anything...
Well, actually the politically correct term is nonviable tissue masses.
but, then why should anyone object to making flavor enhancers out of the kidneys of an aborted fetus? I mean it's not like there was some limited supply, or anything...
Monday, May 30, 2011
That's my school district they're talking about
And both of the recent grads say basically "screw him, let him stay away.'
Because he and his parents are trying to stop a 50 year tradition of south central Texas- in the student lead invocation at their graduation ceremony.
The suit was filed on behalf of Christa and Danny Schultz, who have two children in the Medina Valley Independent School District, including one graduating on June 4, according to the San Antonio Express.
The group wants the school district to remove a student-led invocation and benediction, but the school district says that the remarks do not violate any laws or school policy, according to the Express.
"Public schools can't require students to take part in religious worship as the price of attending their graduation. This is settled law, and the district needs to stop resisting it," the Rev. Barry Lynn, the group's executive director, told the paper.
The article doesn't say which socialist state they emigrated from, because we know- this isn't Austin.
Which means they're not from Texas.
And if you were from Texas you'd know that there are no Saguaro in Texas.
Because he and his parents are trying to stop a 50 year tradition of south central Texas- in the student lead invocation at their graduation ceremony.
The suit was filed on behalf of Christa and Danny Schultz, who have two children in the Medina Valley Independent School District, including one graduating on June 4, according to the San Antonio Express.
The group wants the school district to remove a student-led invocation and benediction, but the school district says that the remarks do not violate any laws or school policy, according to the Express.
"Public schools can't require students to take part in religious worship as the price of attending their graduation. This is settled law, and the district needs to stop resisting it," the Rev. Barry Lynn, the group's executive director, told the paper.
The article doesn't say which socialist state they emigrated from, because we know- this isn't Austin.
Which means they're not from Texas.
And if you were from Texas you'd know that there are no Saguaro in Texas.
Does anyone notice distractions on websites?
I try not to look at ads and shiny, glitzy things when I'm reading things.
I don't pay much attention to commercials on radio or TeeWee either.
I was looking for an old e-mail and was looking in the dashboard for options when I saw this, in recycling tips (in the grey strip).
I know Google tracks my browser habits, but what kind do you think they have for readers of the Daily Krotch and the DU?
I don't pay much attention to commercials on radio or TeeWee either.
I was looking for an old e-mail and was looking in the dashboard for options when I saw this, in recycling tips (in the grey strip).
I know Google tracks my browser habits, but what kind do you think they have for readers of the Daily Krotch and the DU?
Lets guess who they voted for-
Young (mostly).
Lack of foresight.
Stupid.
Yep, they have to be 0bama voters.
....And, yes- I did laugh at some of them.
Lack of foresight.
Stupid.
Yep, they have to be 0bama voters.
....And, yes- I did laugh at some of them.
What is wrong with just respecting Memorial Day?
The Community Organizer in Chief stopped by Arlington on the way to the golf course and mouthed some meaningless platitudes about the people who died so he could end up where he is.
Then he decided that Memorial Day wasn't good enough and declared it to be a day of prayer, because it's not good enough if it can't be made about Him, somehow.
.....Now where have I seen that salute before?
Nahh.......Benny was a Squaddie....
Where have I seen such a sloppy salute in the media....
Hummmm...
Oh YEAH!
The Naval hero Thurston Kerry III
He was in Nam, ya know.
Then he decided that Memorial Day wasn't good enough and declared it to be a day of prayer, because it's not good enough if it can't be made about Him, somehow.
.....Now where have I seen that salute before?
Nahh.......Benny was a Squaddie....
Where have I seen such a sloppy salute in the media....
Hummmm...
Oh YEAH!
The Naval hero Thurston Kerry III
He was in Nam, ya know.
Weekly poll- The Sarah Show
No- I'm not talking about that Liberal semi-cute Jewish comedienne in Hollywood.
I'm talking about 'HER", and the fact that we can joyfully watch Liberals heads explode all week like she was Slim Whitman singing to the Martians.
I'm talking about 'HER", and the fact that we can joyfully watch Liberals heads explode all week like she was Slim Whitman singing to the Martians.
The Newton poll- results
Our last poll broke pretty much into two camps again with 44 votes, the major vote getter being
The other results were:
You can see it here and still vote- but it won't count.
- Newt will never quit 21 votes @ 48%
- when it dawns on him being a laughing stock 18 votes @41%
The other results were:
- After his money runs out (which I see as the most likely) 5 votes @ 11%
- Next time he puts his foot in 0 votes
You can see it here and still vote- but it won't count.
Well, that's the kiss of death
Sorry Sarah, but if the 'maverick' John McCain endorsed you it's over before it starts.
I like you and would vote for you because you're real.
Plus I love to watch Liberals heads explode whenever they hear your name.
But having the guy Who inadvertently started the whole hat train rolling and talked more respectfully about a complete Marxist than he did you, is...... not helpful.
I think Sarah might have a chance to make it onto the ticket, but as much shit as she has from everyone in the media- including unfunny, very tall female comedians who put lies in her mouth, she just won't crack the undecided (non-political) vote.
So we have to go with probably a relative unknown and not let the Liberal media pick our nominee.
Sorry Rudy, Mitt- you both lost to our head loser last time, you proved how bad you were so just leave some money in the election fund on the way out.
K? TnX-Bai.
I like you and would vote for you because you're real.
Plus I love to watch Liberals heads explode whenever they hear your name.
But having the guy Who inadvertently started the whole hat train rolling and talked more respectfully about a complete Marxist than he did you, is...... not helpful.
I think Sarah might have a chance to make it onto the ticket, but as much shit as she has from everyone in the media- including unfunny, very tall female comedians who put lies in her mouth, she just won't crack the undecided (non-political) vote.
So we have to go with probably a relative unknown and not let the Liberal media pick our nominee.
Sorry Rudy, Mitt- you both lost to our head loser last time, you proved how bad you were so just leave some money in the election fund on the way out.
K? TnX-Bai.
I know it's a day of remembrance
But here is something to lighten your day from Brits who love America more than the president.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Ok you newsies
Quit picking on MEchelle, it's taking a toll.
The turnover, greater than under recent first ladies, underscores the pressure and high expectations of working in an operation known for its polish and discipline. A crucial political asset to her husband and his administration, Obama has enjoyed consistently high job approval ratings because of charm, activism — and by avoiding mistakes and controversy.
BWAHAHAHA..........oh, sorry this is serious.
“She is, if possible, under more scrutiny than even other modern first ladies, being the first African-American first lady,” said Katherine Jellison, a history professor at Ohio University who specializes in first ladies. “She also represents a new generation, really the first post-boomer generation of first lady.”
Sources familiar with the East Wing, who asked not to be named discussing internal dynamics, described the first lady’s office as a challenging workplace, where grueling hours and the expectations of a formidable boss intensify the demands of managing a popular first lady’s schedule, image and agenda.
So girls, did you bring your own knee pads, or just lie on your back on the table with your mouth open?
The turnover, greater than under recent first ladies, underscores the pressure and high expectations of working in an operation known for its polish and discipline. A crucial political asset to her husband and his administration, Obama has enjoyed consistently high job approval ratings because of charm, activism — and by avoiding mistakes and controversy.
BWAHAHAHA..........oh, sorry this is serious.
“She is, if possible, under more scrutiny than even other modern first ladies, being the first African-American first lady,” said Katherine Jellison, a history professor at Ohio University who specializes in first ladies. “She also represents a new generation, really the first post-boomer generation of first lady.”
Sources familiar with the East Wing, who asked not to be named discussing internal dynamics, described the first lady’s office as a challenging workplace, where grueling hours and the expectations of a formidable boss intensify the demands of managing a popular first lady’s schedule, image and agenda.
So girls, did you bring your own knee pads, or just lie on your back on the table with your mouth open?
How cloying can you get AP?
F*cking. Just. Gage. Me. With a. Tire spoon.
The 'Healer-in-chief'- Krist
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is pivoting from diplomacy on the world stage to the intimate and delicate domestic task of acting as healer-in-chief to a devastated community.
~snip~
It's a role Obama has had to assume with increasing frequency of late, after the mass shooting in Arizona in January in which Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was injured, when tornadoes struck Tuscaloosa, Ala., last month and more recently when flooding from the Mississippi inundated parts of Memphis, Tenn.
Such moments can help define a president, but habitually even-tempered Obama is more apt to offer handshakes and hugs than tears and deep emotion.
Though times of trouble can erase politics and unite people, a phenomenon Obama has commented on, his task as healer Sunday will be carried out on unfriendly political ground as his re-election campaign approaches
Yeah, what's up with that?
I thought that when Gawds-other-son arose to the presidency all that bad stuff was supposed to stop. He told us Himself.
BTTW, Mr. Bi-partsan 'Healer-in-Chief'- are you going to take the target off our backs down here in Texas any time soon?
-And thanks for all the help with our millions of acres worth of wild fires.
The 'Healer-in-chief'- Krist
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is pivoting from diplomacy on the world stage to the intimate and delicate domestic task of acting as healer-in-chief to a devastated community.
~snip~
It's a role Obama has had to assume with increasing frequency of late, after the mass shooting in Arizona in January in which Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was injured, when tornadoes struck Tuscaloosa, Ala., last month and more recently when flooding from the Mississippi inundated parts of Memphis, Tenn.
Such moments can help define a president, but habitually even-tempered Obama is more apt to offer handshakes and hugs than tears and deep emotion.
Though times of trouble can erase politics and unite people, a phenomenon Obama has commented on, his task as healer Sunday will be carried out on unfriendly political ground as his re-election campaign approaches
Yeah, what's up with that?
I thought that when Gawds-other-son arose to the presidency all that bad stuff was supposed to stop. He told us Himself.
BTTW, Mr. Bi-partsan 'Healer-in-Chief'- are you going to take the target off our backs down here in Texas any time soon?
-And thanks for all the help with our millions of acres worth of wild fires.
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