Maybe the UN should blame the mullas

for that riot in Mazar-i-Sharif Friday after the prayer service.

The mob gathered after three mullahs at Friday Prayer urged action in response to the Koran burning by a pastor, Terry Jones, in Florida on March 20.

...Or even President Hamid Karzai instead of some publicity hound in Fla.
He placed direct blame on those who burned a copy of the Muslim holy book in Gainesville, Florida, last month, stoking anti-foreign sentiment that already was on the rise after nearly a decade of war in Afghanistan.

"The demonstration was meant to protest against the insane and totally despicable gesture by one person who burned the holy Quran," he said.


President Hamid Karzai publicly condemned the March 20 Quran burning, leading some to blame him for triggering the protests. De Mistura, however, blamed the person who torched the holy book.

The pastor, the Rev. Terry Jones, had threatened to destroy a copy of Islam's holy book last year but initially backed down. On Friday he said Islam and its followers, not his church's burning of the Quran, were responsible for the killings.

Your fellow cultists were furious about a Liberal rag lying about a koran getting flushed in Gitmo a couple years ago too...
"Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of offending culture, religion or traditions," de Mistura said. "Those who entered our building were actually furiously angry about the issue about the Quran. There was nothing political there."

You could do worse

for your daily earworm.


...And her's story-
Yes there really was a Girl from Ipanema, whose name was Heloisa Pinheiro.
But just because you're the object of lust from two older, married men who wrote a song about you doesn't mean your life turns out well.

Oh, how CUTE

It's a percussion cap powered BB shooting Pocket Pistol.

I've been reading about those PETArds

for some reason.
Nothing that points to anything... but just hearing and seeing.

You know, you PETArds that when you women display themselves- you're not making the point that you want to make- right?

All you're really doing is giving some lucky guy (or girl) a show.
Except, that you're cheating.
Those animals you're trying to make us feel sorry for aren't putting their all into it.

I've noticed through looking at those pics that you PETAphiles are in a cover-up that most female animals wouldn'r car about...........

STOP THE COVER-UP in female displays! Really girls, that's about the only way guys will pay attention to your skanky-@ssed protests.

Bare the beaver for bears!

So that's why I seeing more of them

You know when you hit a site and all of a sudden you Windows Antivirus goes nutz--"ZOMYGAWD YOU HAVE GAZILLIONS OF INFECTIONS!!!!1111!!!!"

"GO, QUICK- HIT THIS DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!"

HURRY- YOUR COMPUTERZ GOING TO EXPLODE!!"

Except that it's not your antivirus if you look before making a mistake.
It's a rouge site trying to get you to install maleware.

What is it?

In honor of today

A hot Mediterranean babe

Dude, seriously?

I can do that with any arc welder I know of.

But if you don't know cr@p, anything is,,,magic,,isn't it?

I missed this yesterday

Apparently March 30 is "Buy Israeli Day".

In case you don't know 'what' to buy to be sure to buy Israeli, here's a handy website.

OR- if you want to make sure you don't boycott Israeli things, watch this:


Your welcome.

How nauseating

I hope you didn't eat yet.



And now he's not even going to throw this seasons opener. Maybe they'll get someone from his administration with balls to pitch the opener. I bet Hil could fire it right over the strike zone.

Lets get our vato on

Since we're supposed to appreciate the culture from southern border- lets watch some.
They may even be as funny as "my computer"

Superfly 1


Superfly 2


Stoneflys

Yukking it up with the vatos

Because he feels comfortable with people who can't bother to learn english...

Her name

Is Danielle Colby Cushman


If you don't watch 'American Pickers' on the History channel you probably don't know that.
If you're into Roller Derby or Burlesque- you may know her as Dannie Diesel.

Who had to ruin herself with those nasty-assed tats.

While we were otherwise distracted

By someone reading a teleprompter somewhere about a war that wasn't a war, but really was something else that really isn't a duck.

And he'll be following results closely with laser-like focus or maybe not.


Did you know they're having riots down in Honduras because a bunch of Communists want their exiled President back in? Yes, it's in the third week and being staged by teachers.
These teachers not only want their favorite Communist back, they also are protesting the thought of giving parents some say in what goes on in school.

If I could remind you BARRY

We started the Dept. of Energy after your disastrous Dhimmy Carters gas shortage back in the 70's.
That agency was supposed to ,,,forty years ago,,,was supposed to find a way to make America less dependent on foreign oil.
But instead YOUR DoE has been denying deepwater permits and ever since Carter has been closing off easily available oil fields. THAT is why we have to go out in the gulf to drill...except you won't let us.

But now you want to jump on the oil companies about how they're not drilling.
Now you're going to go out and read your teleprompter give a speech about how we have to change the way we think about oil.

Discussing the speech, the Democratic president said the country must increase its energy independence.

"What we were talking about was breaking the pattern of being shocked at high prices and then, as prices go down, being lulled into a trance, but instead let's actually have a plan," Obama told party activists in New York late on Tuesday.
Except, you dork, every time a Republican wanted to do something about future oil supplies- all we got from Democrats was 'but it'll take TEN YEARS!!! for it to make a difference'
for the last eight years at least.

Drill now and stop using my food to line ADM's pockets.

So..I can say Bill Maher sucks @sshole

from tranny queens and as long as my readers don't object- it's ok?
That's what I seem to get from the IOTW piece on that vile pos that gets millions of dollars to spew all over his followers.
Maher’s non-apology was flawed in its thinking and speaks entirely to my point about not putting your head in the sand. He justifies his remarks by saying he determines whether he’s gone over the line by reading his reviews and listening to the laughter. He says these things make up what a community standard is, weirdly citing pornography cases as precedent and justification for calling Palin a twat.

OK,,,,
SO- I can trash Bill Maher as much as I want, and call him every name in the book (and make some up) as long as my five readers don't object, it's fine?


This is my astounded face:-O

Ok, I'll give it a shot.
Just remember- if I go too far, all of my readers will have to tell me so.
Just like Bill Maher and his hateful anti freedom belief.

The Drudge Report used to be cutting edge

lately I've noticed that you can skip a day and still see the same stories up.

BUT just in case you like seeing the same thing he has a twitter app. to make it easier.

Way back before Communism was cool

And NBC still thought America was good, we have the 13th episode of American exceptionalism.

For everyone freaking out about radiation in the ocean

Yes, Leftist antinuke Lamestream Media i am looking at you!

I want to remind you of something...

And we never caught fish with three eyes and legs.

Sweater puppies!!

But I bet you were expecting something besides these ones?

Ok, here you go:

A PSA for Hyundai owners

Especially Santa Fe drivers who have a power steering leak.
Thing-1 has had a leak for a while, and last week it got much worse, draining the reservoir in about 20 miles of highway driving.

If you hve a bad leak and see it dripping from center drivers side- it is NOT the $130 power steering pressure hose that they list at O'Reilly's Auto Parts that they have to order from the S. C. plant. The one that's leaking is the return hose which you'll probably need to get from a genuine Hyundai dealer.

Or you could use a hose clamp and some neoprene to put a bandage on it.
Like I told daughter- it could last 100 miles or until it's sitting in the bone yard.

Of course, now that I know it's only the return line, if it starts leaking again; I'll cut the rubber hose off at the steel and slip a hydraulic hose over the ends.

That's interesting

Not that I really gave much thought to which party the Rev. Phreddy Phelps was a life long member of.

But in retrospect it makes perfect sense.

So, it's a war now?

Are we sure it's not a WTF, or KMA or a ROTFLMAO?

WASHINGTON -- To a nation and a Congress seeking answers, President Barack Obama on Monday will offer his most expansive explanation of the U.S. role in the Libyan war, delivering a speech that is expected to cover the path ahead and his rationale about the appropriate use of force.

Obama's 7:30 p.m. EDT speech, to be given from the National Defense University in Washington, comes as leading Republican lawmakers and some from his own party have pressed him for clarity about the goals and exit strategy of the United States. Obama and top U.S. security officials spent about an hour talking to lawmakers on Friday, with the president answering direct questions from critics.

Well, I'm glad someone is mentioning an exit strategy before this war becomes a QUAGMIRE.

What kind of scam

Uses a blogger blog for their engine of scammieness?



If you're the Nigerian looking through my blog for hours just because you're intrigued by the craptasticness of it- I'm sorry.
You do know the reputation your country has, right?
Which is quickly being equaled by a .cz domain.

Our first American black President

Recycle- it's good for America!

John Cornyn just lost my vote

So I guess Since I'm not worthy of his staffs time to even ASK the people who supplied the background information to the NAVY - who they gave it to, so they might start looking.

Why should I throw my vote to someone who is so sure of his place and so anti- change that he actively works aginst Tea partiers?

Go piss up a rope John Cornyn.

Bye-bye Beaker

Even Liberal sycophants are warning Bashar Assad that he needs to go.

Drawing a parallel between the unrest in Syria and the protests that unseated Hosni Mubarak, Egypt’s former president, Mr Gates said: “I’ve just come from Egypt, where the Egyptian army stood on the sidelines and allowed people to demonstrate and in fact empowered a revolution. The Syrians might take a lesson from that.”

Except there Bobby, maybe they don't WANT the Moslem Brotherhood taking over their country.

BTW, Sec. Gates- has anyone figured out who's in charge of Teh iWON's flusterf*ck in Libya yet?

It's come to this

I wonder if anyone will have the balls to do this with Teh Won.

Redefining our bestiary

We don't have three dog, three cats and an iguana.

We have three dogs who are canines, two dogs that purr, one cat who doesn't appear in the kitchen when there's food being made- and an iguana.

Just thought I'd clear that up.


...And the dogs ans cats will eat pieces of mustard greens being prepared for the iguana- Petunia.

In the spirit of bipartisanship

I would like to put forward someone to be the face of the 'most open and ethical administration ever seen' (ver. 2.0).
He is one Lawrence Patterson, acting head of information technology for the Cuyahoga County (OH) fiscal recorder office.
This one dedicated .GOV employee takes his job so seriously that he cannot answer such an open ended question as to using a photocopier.

Here is some testimony from the court records.

Marburger: During your tenure in the computer department at the Recorder's office, has the Recorder's office had photocopying machines?

Cavanagh: Objection.

Marburger: Any photocopying machine?

Patterson: When you say "photocopying machine," what do you mean?

Marburger: Let me be -- let me make sure I understand your question. You don't have an understanding of what a photocopying machine is?

Patterson: No. I want to make sure that I answer your question correctly.

Cavanagh: Dave, I'll object to the tone of the question. You make it sound like it's unbelievable to you that he wouldn't know what the definition of a photocopy machine is.

Marburger: I didn't ask him to define it. I asked him if he had any.

Patterson: When you say "photocopying machine," what do you mean?

Marburger: Let me be clear. The term "photocopying machine" is so ambiguous that you can't picture in your mind what a photocopying machine is in an office setting?

Patterson: I just want to make sure I answer your question correctly.

Costello: Well, we'll find out. If you can say yes or no, I can do follow-ups, but it seems -- if you really don't know in an office setting what a photocopying machine is, I'd like the Ohio Supreme Court to hear you say so.

Patterson: I just want to make sure I answer your question correctly.

Cavanagh: There's different types of photocopiers, Dave.

Costello: You're speaking instead of -- you're not under oath. This guy is.

Cavanagh: I understand that, but I understand what his objection is. You want him to answer the question, but I don't think it's fair.

Costellor: It's not fair?

Cavanagh: It's not a fair question. A photocopy machine can be a machine that uses photostatic technology, that uses xerographic technology, that uses scanning technology.

Costello: I don't care what kind of technology it uses. Has your offices -- we don't have technocrats on the Ohio Supreme Court. We've got people like me, general guys --

Cavanagh: Objection.

Costello: -- or gals. I'm not really very interested in what the technology element of it is. I want to know --

Cavanagh: That's what's at issue in the case, Dave.

Costello: Not in my judgment. Do you have photocopying machines at the Recorder's office? If you don't know what that means in an office setting, please tell the court you don't know what it means in an office setting to have a photocopying machine.

Abbott: I would like to answer your question to the best of my ability.

Costello: I'm asking you to answer that.

Abbott: So if you could explain to me what you mean by --

Costello: I'm not going to do that because I want you -- I want to establish on the record that you really don't know what it is. I want to establish that.

Now, do you know what it is or do you not know what it is? Do you understand what that term means in common parlance or not?

Abbott: Common parlance?

Costello: Common language.

Abbott: I'm sorry. I didn't know what that meant. I understand that there are photocopying machines, and there are different types of them just like --

Costello: Are there any in the Recorder's office?

Abbott: -- there are different cars. Some of them run under gas power, some of them under electric power, and I'm asking if you could help me out by explaining what you mean by "photocopying machines" --

Costello: That's a great point.

Abbott: -- instead of trying to make me feel stupid.

Costello: If you feel stupid, it's not because I'm making you feel that way.

Cavanagh: Objection.

If you'd like to hear the whole thing, it's here.

Patterson makes $64,000 a year.