"Honey? Thing 1 needs you to make a cage"

What kind of a cage? For what?

They (her humane society) rescued an Iguana and she adopted it.

Why in the f*ck did she adopt a lizard? And what's wrong with the aquarium it's in now?

She felt sorry for it, and the thing is too small. It might even loose it's tail...

It's a reptile, it doesn't know how small the thing is, and Iguanas have a detachable tail anyway.

She sent some pictures of what she needs.

....Grumble....

So I looked at it and after designing one that was easily transportable (because tools and assembly are not her forte), I made a bill of materials which came out to about $100 before tax.

Who's going to pay for this?

We'll get whoever adopts it to buy it.

Then I remembered- we have horse panels out back. Kewl,,, All I need is a new sawzall blade and some tie wire.

...and some heat source for the shelf, and a branch, and something to keep it from overturning it's food and water.


UPDATE
Those Ryobi batteries sure don't last long below 95 degrees, do they?
If I had an extra sheet of plywood, I could get away with one and a half horse panels and a solid back at 5'H x 5' 10"W x 2'W.

UPDATE- Part the second
It, apparently it's a she, is in her newly expanded world and completely flummoxed at being able to stretch out. The dogs now have live TeeWee to watch, with real animals!

That's why!

I was wondering why gas shot up by a dime since yesterday.
Yeah, we're in a depression and Kaptain Kickass is doing everything he can to alianate our former allies, so why not stop all AMERICAN drilling in the gulf.

Because we all know that if the Mexicans, Chinese, Cubans or anyone else care more about polluting our waters than we do.
Besides, we need to jack that gas price up so those electric Edsels that GM is pushing look good.

You, Have. Got. To. Be. Sh1tting. Me.

We're past our eyebrows in debt, our great grandchilderen are going to be taxed out the @ss for this fools spending- and now he wants to bail out the farging EU.

For the f*ck sake, is this Communist ever going to stop throwing money away?

Oh Gawd, make it so

Run!

You can thank me in the comments

Because I was going to put up a video of Justin Biebers views on immigration.

But it was too stupid even for this blog.

I almost forgot

One of the greatest leaders of the free world was born on this date.

These people are getting HOW MUCH per year?

I'm talking about that C*nt up in the speakers dais acting like a true Leftie biatch.
Rep. Buyer is only trying to do his job for the people he represents.



H/T to IOTW

You say that like it's a bad thing

That dead people are riding your buses up in Chi-town.
Why would you have a problem with that? You don't have a problem when they vote.

It looks like people are abusing some kind of free bus pass for elderly and disabled people.
...And like most things Liberal, was thrown together without a clue and little oversite.

The free-rides program was initiated and hastily sent through the legislature by former Gov. Rod Blagojevich. The program costs the CTA, Metra and Pace between $38 million and $116 million last year, according to a report by the University of Illinois at Chicago.

$38 to $116 million? That's a hellofa spread there, Sparky. Which set of books does that number come from ?

Three million?

YGTBSM- right?

That little girl Bradly Manning had access to the military's Siprnet intelligence system along with almost anyone else who didn't have a criminal record.
3,000,000 had access to secret and damaging information that could be downloaded onto a thumb drive, and now someone is surprised that some traitor dumped it into a communists hands?

I mean, come on- A frigging PFC had access to diplomatic correspondence marked from secret all the way up?
I know she was an intelligence analyst, but put some limits on access, m'kay?


UPDATE

It took them long enough.
You know, I'm not the smartest negro in America, but you think they'd have done something about this after the first batch.

Time for a break

Get your laugh on here.

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.

The Walking dead

is on now.

Aside from the clueless Hollywood gun stuff.
And the fact that it has to be a lot harder to pull crossbow bolts and pickax heads out of zombie heads than is shown.

It would really skeeve me out to be wearing zombie blood for the whole show.

Did anyone else notice the flag in the RV?
I don't know about the old guy, but somehow- I think he'd be on the front lines of an Obama support group...or a Grateful Dead concert, anyway.

And she's proud of that?

Now we're going to see a book published by this professor telling us how to furnish a home using second hand furnishings.
Yeah, she probably is because she doesn't know anyone who's had to do that.

Because we were all buying new crap when we first started out.
I bet it will be a big seller with freshmen and lower ranking military.

I guess next she's going to discover what you can do with milk crates.

And then move up to CMU blocks and 2x 6's.

Why is everyone afraid if Wikileaks?

They act like there is nothing anyone can do to stop their newest document drop.

But there is a way!

Sic DHS on them with there newly found powers to warrently-less seize his website.

I don't know why George Bush didn't think of th.........................Oh, yeah.


Because Socialism always feels better when it's your side/

Today is Sunday. It's 11:25AM where I am

It's three and a half days after the busiest travel day in America and I have Fox news on in the back ground.
The TSA turned off the vast majority of their scanners Weds. and let even more of the traveling public board their planes without enhanced groping.

I still haven't heard of any airplanes being hijacked by any domestic passenger.

I'll keep you up to date on this developing situation.

And here you thought most entertainers where peaceniks

I forgot about this until I was looking for some "real" Top Gear stuff for you to enjoy.

Here is a musician who single handedly stopped WWIII from starting between us and the Russians over in Kosovo.


Yeah, they teach young tank commanders that whole lawful order thing in the UK, too.


Anyway, if you stick with the cheap copy of the American Top Gear, I really don't think you'd be as entertained as this.

Looks like I broke it

I wanted to tweek the template a little and now it looks like I'm stuck with this one...until I can figure out how to unf^ck it.

And I lost my blogroll, so if you were on it- or want to be drop a link in comments.


Until I figure this out, go play with some falling sand.




UPDATE
I lost my old blogroll as soon as I got nosey and hit update template, but now i've got the Blogger blogroll that updates. I just have to finish finding everybody.

The blogger design template tool is just a grey site that sits there an spins it's wheels instead of finishing loading, so I'm going to have to just play with my HTML until I got somewhere near where I want.

Round them all up and send 'em back

I really shouldn't say that, because the first thing that popped into my mind was 'those darned 'ol Episcopalians' when I heard about the foiled bombing in Portland, Or.

Except, to my surprise, it was a muslim who came from Somalia. Just like the vast majority of over the top, in your face moslim activists. It seems like every time one of them is out their pushing for special favors because of their cult, it's most likely a Somali. A nationalised American Jihadi? Somalian. Someone who gets a job dealing with lots of people then throws a wrench in the gears because of their beliefs? Somali.

F*ck them, send them back with the rest of their muzzy pedi-worshipers and lets replace them with people who appreciate being here.

I know of several bunches of persecuted Christians....

"Honey, the new Top Gear is on"

are you going to watch it?

Me: Which one?

Her: The new American show.

Me: No, I have the original on BBCA, why watch a cheap copy?

Then I heard 'Jessica' and some guys talking when the channel changes.

Her: They copied the whole thing, music, sound stage, the opening...

Me: I know, our TV producers suck at innovation. That's why your shows are so good over here.
I bet they had a tall funny-ish guy, a semi-hippie music professor and a short writer.

Her: I didn't watch that far...

Me: That's ok, I bet not a lot of others did either. It probably won't last five episodes. Why watch a crappy rip-off when you can see the original in your language?



We brought back something I gave my little sister when I got out of the Navy because I didn't have anywhere to put it- now I have two visitors every hour because of it.

Yep, I knew it

So President Kickass got busted in the mouth and needed stitches.

I figured it was something most guys would be able to shrug off, put some toilet paper on and go on. Chit, maybe small enough not to bother a girl, either.

12 stitches. Last time I needed 12 stitches was when I was stripping cable and sliced the side of my thumb. My boss made me go get them because the blood was making everything slippery. It was about an inch long, too.
BUT this weenie is a narcissist so those 12 stitches?

Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor's office on the ground floor of the White House after returning home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar.

So, I wonder what kind of pain meds they have him on.



UPDATE!!!!
I just thought of something.
Maybe Thurston Kerry III can sent President Kickass one of his Purple Hearts, I hear he's got plenty.

Even the French are laughing

Here's a video of Captain Kickazz getting asked what he planned to do about the Norks.

As he bumbles his way through a completely Barbra Streisand answer, watch Sarkozi dissing him in the trying to keep a straight face in the last ten seconds.

I was going to put a post up here about a Thanksgiving trip to England

But I forgot to write it before our round trip to Conroe for the family get together.

We only got back about an hour ago. So I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.

I don't know how I got there,,,

But you might want to give the bosses at the TSA some suggestions...
I already sent them a concerned e-mail.
I told them that since they were the center of anti-hijacking efforts...
it might be a good idea that everyone who goes in needs to get their enhanced pat downs.

Go and make a suggestion...they want it.


No, really...they even have a section for "Thank You's"..I'm sure Gloria Allred will click that box

That's what I was trying to remember

It was a study about just how easy it was to get one group (in charge) thinking about the other (prisoners)as lesser.

It showed just how little was required to get people mindlessly follow orders.
Does that remind you of a certain group of people who are herding their lessers through their security Kabookie?

H/T to Random acts of patriotism (who needs to get higher on my blogroll) for the name.

I guess I'll have an extra slice of turkey

Just for these Mujado's who are on a hunger strike for amnesty.

Hell, it was your farging parents who snuck you over the border and never went through the trouble to get legal. Why should YOU get amnesty? So that you can end-around the system to grandfather your ILLEGAL parents that couldn't be bothered to get legal?

I think I'll have to have an extra white meat and dressing sandwich tomorrow - just for your cause.


Here's a nice turkey sandwich little mujado, want to trade it for amnesty?




You know, I do understand their point- they weren't responsible for their parents actions, but DON'T use those Liberal tactics to FORCE it down our throats.
We've had more than enough of that already.
Try an apple instead of a stick,people respond better.


And you students rioting in Kaliforistan, , ,
If the state wasn't giving out breaks for illeagls in the form of instate tuition- you probably wouldn't be having tiuition hikes- ever think about that?

The Lefts curious remembrances of history

So Whoopi Goldberg abd that other dingbat Joyless Behr walked off the set of their own show when Bill O'Reilly reminded them just who flew those planes into the Towers.

Then she somehow ended up on the O'Reilly Factor (gotta give her creds for showing up)
and had another problem with Bill mentioning the fact that the Japanese bombed Pearl harbor.

Here's a breaking story for KTVA,

It's about a "REAL" pedophile.
But he's not on Joe Millers staff- sorry.

Now we know

The Blogess does her shopping at Specks at IH-35.

I used to shop there, but now it's a 100mi. round trip for nothing.


But at least another Texan knows her!
Maybe this song is about her?

Here's another budget cutting idea

Thanks for the idea, Evo Morales.

Bolivia -- a country with a history of political instability and coups -- receives $70 million in U.S. aid annually, much of it for popular nutrition and health programs.

I'm sure your Socialist buddies ill be glad to step up.

Maybe they can show you how to keep your cities dark more and more.

I just couldn't resist

President Kickass is having White House meeting to determine the reaction to North Korea's aggression.



Rumors of sending his pet Wookie debunked.

When you disarm yourself

Things like this are happening in NYC right now:
...just stood there, until the driver gave in and went around.

...run wild in the vicinity of Seaview Avenue: On the grass, side streets, and on the busy main streets.

One woman recently said she was trapped in her car after turkeys jumped onto her windshield.

The horror!