Thursday, February 10, 2011

You got that right, Tater

And if you recognize that from Ron White, you'll know this link is going to send you to an add-on you can appreciate.

Unlike this 0bama voter.

Caption it


The cookie! Save that cookie!!

It puts me in my happy place right now

Because I'm sitting in a nice warm house- and not on an exposed backhoe seven feet in the 25 degree air.

Or 35 feet above ground in a bucket truck fixing lights.

This is one of my failings

Even though I understand how devastating it is to loose part of your hand-
when I saw this clip, all I could think of was "Look, a talking raccoon."

I should feel bad, shouldn't I?

Can you believe that the Republican party

actually thought they could get enough votes to put this DOOSH in as the President?
Who's showing his statesmanshiplike skillz with his good friends at GMA

"We are paying a very heavy price for the mismanagement -- that's the kindest word I can give you -- of Donald Rumsfeld, of this war," he said while running for president in 2007. "I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of Defense in history."


The Rino got all butthurt because Rummy said this about our favorite maverick:
In the book, Rumsfeld had claimed McCain had a "hair-trigger temper" and "a propensity to shift his positions to appeal to the media.

US Weakly: "We don't care if it's a fake Palin quote."

We'll print ANY quote that's in any way damaging. Even if we KNOW it came from a satire news site.

Because we want all that free publicity Dan Blather got for his "Fake-but-accurate" hitpiece on the Rather biased cBS news show.

Maybe they were hoping to get some long lived fake quotes like the ones from some liberal actresss on a show that was funny...about 20 years ago.

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

If you want to know more about Mubarak and Egypt than Obama does

Or any of his top apparatchiks trying to advise him, go here and read what Brock posts about the recent Egyptian history and the Muslim Brotherhoods place in it.

Go! Learn something.

Can someone explaine to me

WHY weren't babies and toddlers dying like flies back in the 30's- 40's-50's and 60's when everybody and their little brother smoked?

Because, apparently THIRD HAND smoke is almost as deadly as standing in front of a machine gun. Because the nicotine coats all surfaces in a deadly layer that converts anything it touches into something MUCH deadlier than just nicotine.

Thank you Sheila Jackson Lee

For being my rock of racial politics in an ever shifting landscape of political correctness.

You know, when I saw this Pepsi ad:


I though of the First Food Nazi.

But apparently I missed the entire racist slant- because I missed that glaring nuance.
"In this month of African-American history where we're trying to celebrate what is good and great, it certainly seems ridiculous that Pepsi would utilize this kind of humor," she said. "It was not humorous. It was demeaning — an African-American woman throwing something at an African-American male and winding up hitting a Caucasian woman."

I do admit that I agree on one point she made:
Jackson Lee also said it would be great to have a lot more women in ads at the Super Bowl.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Don't you wish we had Russias' no-nonsense approach to terrorists?

ROSTOV-ON-DON, Russia – Russian authorities named a suspected suicide bomber of Moscow's airport and arrested his teenage brother and sister, officials said Wednesday.

BUT WAIT! Here's someone that has a problem with that:
A respected human rights activist from Ingushetia condemned the arrest of the underage suspects. "This is absurd and savage — to arrest people only because they are relatives of a suspected terrorist," Magomed Khazbiyev told the daily Kommersant.

Except that:
The ITAR-Tass news agency reported Wednesday, however, that the investigators had found traces of explosives used in the airport bombing on the hands of Yevloyev's arrested brother.

Kicking cats

No, I'm not doing it intentionally- or hard.

Thing-1 moved back to Texas for a job change and is living here for the time being.
She has two cats, one a small black feisty one named Electra (renamed by Karen as 'the little black biatch')

- the other is a mellow (ghey with a bad toupee, a rhinestone collar and generally sleeps with front paws demurely tucked away) named (geesh)...Mumu.
(I think he admires Liberace's clothes)


Anyway- it's windy and 25 outside, so I decide to check on Petunia.

I pour Electra off my lap and start walking to the cage when one foot poots a warm fury thing off to the side. Two steps later it's the other foot pooting her in front, and once more in the kitchen before I chase her away by yelling at her.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Of course she doesn't want money

That's why she hired a lawyer because a "Dora the XXXplorer"was factory wrapped from a Toys-R-us store. She only wants an apology...wrapped in a check with lots of zeros on it.

Huffing-Aol and the memory hole

Because Air America was such a big hit, right AOL?
Oh, you forgot, because...

...Huffington may be able to help AOL build a media organization with a distinct and successful voice similar to the approach News Corp. has used with Fox News, Enderle said.
“Yes, she’s got political views, but gosh, look how political views have worked for Fox,” Enderle said in an interview. “There’s certainly the opportunity to create a much more powerful liberal voice in the country. The fact that it hasn’t been done yet, doesn’t mean it can’t be done.”
(my bold)

But that's ok because Arrianna will draw a bazillion new hits to an ever more Liberal website where only 20% of Americans admit to be anti-American Liberals.

I can see this turning out as well as AOL/TIME-WARNER did.

Monday, February 07, 2011

get ready for another installment of when NBC still love America

This time, we're starting to take the war to the Japs, without the fluttering of hands that it would now cause those same PC schedulers today.

I was going to make a comment about Christina Aguilera

But first HEY CHRYSLER- WE UNDERSTAND YOUR STILL PART OF AN INTRUSIVE GOVERNMENT HANDOUT,- but for the f*ck sake, you just gave me ANOTHER reason for NOT buying anything you make by taking over half of Yahoo's home page with that big black blow-up ad.



Now to Christina and all the other celebs that get paid to sing and blow it unintentionally.
As opposed to intentionally shitting all over it.

You know, if Christina and all the other stars would sing the national anthem the way it was supposed to be sung- instead of all those B.S. extra notes ad swoopy things-----you probably WOULDN'T forget the lyrics.

Lynching a black man is ok- says the NAACP

If it's white Democrats Liberals saying it about a black Conservative.

On one hand it's surprising how many blacks unthinkingly are knee jerk Liberals.
On the other, we understand that Democrats and blacks have had a long history together and that Democrats understand how to twist blacks perceptions so as to become their protectors..again- just like up to 1865.

We also understand how, with a pliant media- some things just go down the memory hole.

THAT was refreshing

We had Fox news on and Dr. Michio Kaku was explaining that solar geologists made a mistake in their calculations about the next solar flare.

How about that? Yes an actual scientist admitted they made a mistake in their forecast.
I guess their wasn't a buttload of money involved in keeping the farce going.

Anyway, he admitted they were wrong by a factor of 20 in lowballing the effects of the sun reversing polarity (which it does every twelve years) and this time was going to be worse, because they also found a hole in earths magnetic field. Ooops.

The big reason it will be worse is that since the last bad one (about 22 years ago) is that we have a lot more satellites and sensitive electronic equipment to damage when it hits in 2012.

When the wife mentioned that that could be bead, I said "I guess we'll need to start making Faraday Cages for our electronic goodies". Then all we'll have to worry about is no cell phones and relying on land based cable until DirecTV gets a new satellite in orbit.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

The Pac by six

Guess which team the Chicago Jeezus was backing?

Yep, just like every losing team since he was Immaculated.

How long is The Won going to be able to skate?

Here he is (suprisingly) in an interview with O’Reilly saying that he inherited everything when he became Dhimmy Carter 2.0.

When O’Reilly said the president’s critics call him “a big government liberal,” Obama replied that he inherited a nation on the brink of an economic crisis. That situation required his administration to take a number of “extraordinary steps” to avoid a severe economic depression, Obama said.

"Over the first two years of my presidency, we had a complete disaster. Right? We had a complete crisis," Obama said. "The financial markets were breaking down. We were slipping into a Great Depression. And we had to take a bunch of extraordinary steps in order to make sure that the economy was growing again, which it is now, growing. Making sure that the private sector was creating jobs again. It's now doing that."


I notice nobody is going to remind him that HE was sitting in the Illinois Senate seat for two years - voting 'present' instead of doing something constructive.




He also reminded everyone getting the shaft that he's still a big .GOV Liberal who wants to see everyone on the poor house.

But when pressed Sunday during a live interview with Fox’s Bill O’Reilly on what political analysts say is a clear sprint toward the center, Obama dismissed the notion with a "no."


"I haven't -- I didn't move to... I'm the same guy," he said.

I just got a phone call from Bank of America

Karen is late on a credit card payment.
Isn't harassing people for a debt/late payment on a weekend and after a certain time at night, like..illegal?

I also found out that there is several websites dedicated to those 866- phone numbers,,,including one from the NRA.

Can we start panicking now?

Because the earths magnetic poles are moving at an increasing rate and will swap soon.
Which brings up some interesting questions and maybe technical and scientific reorganization.

So, when this gets done, are we still going to be in the northern hemisphere?
Will we still call north ...north?
Will our drains flow clockwise or counterclockwise?
Will the sun rise in the east or west now?

But for some it's even worse, because it's starting to dawn on some that the sun actually has an affect on our planet, and it can't be all man-made global ,,,ummmm,,,instability.



BUT wait, it gets worse!

Now "it" is here: an unstoppable magnetic pole shift that has sped up and is causing life-threatening havoc with the world's weather.

Forget about global warming—man-made or natural—what drives planetary weather patterns is the climate and what drives the climate is the sun's magnetosphere and its electromagnetic interaction with a planet's own magnetic field.

When the field shifts, when it fluctuates, when it goes into flux and begins to become unstable anything can happen. And what normally happens is that all hell breaks loose.

Magnetic polar shifts have occurred many times in Earth's history. It's happening again now to every planet in the solar system including Earth.


See, we Global warming climate freaks finally have to admit that the sun has something to do with climate....

CR@P :-(

To the man I was proud to serve under

Happy 100th Mr. Reagan.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Remember when I did that post about the internet kill switch?

and it looked like this...

What I forgot to mention to anyone in DEECEE that might wander in here is that





THIS





is what it will look like AFTER you throw that switch-






Oh, and we have deer rifles....


Not that that's a threat, or anything- just something that separates us citizens from serfs.

Send someone to just pick them up!

Foe Chrissake, that robot already dropped those grenades on the cement and then RAN THEM OVER without them exploding.

Does that operator have a license to drive that thing?
Just how many millions of dollars that that department throw away on WallE?

Forward to the 2:30 mark for the start of the fail and end whenever you get tired of watching Curly drive that thing with Shemp helping with Mini-E.

Dear DiGiorno pizza people

Just wanted you to know I can order COOKED pizza from here and even get it delivered for fifty cents LESS than you want at Wally-World.

Cognitive dissonance

Function:n
A psychological conflict resulting from simultaneously incongruous beliefs and attitudes.

Enjoy 12 minutes of Chris Matthews trying to come to terms with the real life situation cause by amateurs trying to lead a nation.


Remember Chrissy, your Chicago Jeezus has had complete control over the .GOV and his political appointees -including intelligence- for over two years.
Enjoy the ride.

Friday, February 04, 2011

The best of the British invasion

Why we abandoned Mubarak

I was reading this post at Weasel Zippers when I realized the 'real' reason Mubarak has bus tracks on his back.

Even liberal Israeli papers like Haaretz are running similar op-ed pieces. The fact of the matter is Obama threw Mubarak under the bus but stood by idly when there was a similar uprising in Iran.

The reason 0bama didn't call for Ahmadinejad to step down during the Iranian riots was that Ahmadinejad has been working against America for over forty years but Mubarak was an American patsy who needs to be gone so a 'real' islamofascist can take over.

I'm at a loss for a title here

I "DO" know however that the first time I played it, I had two dogs watching and the second time was all three dogs and two cats.



I got there from here.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Well, I've got THAT going for me anyway

As I'm sitting here on unemployment, waiting for the Navy background check to finish.

We have about a 15 MPH wind blowing 25 degree air- At least I'm sitting in a nice warm house instead of 6 feet high on an open backhoe.

And speaking of lack of heat, is it me-or does it seem that a cast iron block puts out more feet-warming air than one of those aluminum engines? I just came back from a 20 mile round trip to Hondo and my temp. gauge didn't even bump 150 degrees.

And as long as were talking about car tech...
How are all you battery powered cars doing today? Getting lots of mileage out of those frozen batteries? How does using lights and resistance heating cut into your trip?