Your Monday Rule 5 Puzzle for April 24

 

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Since Kenny is starting to slow his blog down

 And I'm nowhere near his ability to spin a tale. Or even write coherently more than a few sentences.
I thought that I'd maybe take over his Friday "She's taken, man" that I noticed had been missing for a while, so I decided to look.
Even going back a year, It seems like it just dropped off with no history at all.
I wonder if this is something Kenny did, or it's a Blogger thing?

 

Should I even try?
I know I won't be throwing news blurbs up like he did, but maybe I'll start throwing insignificae up as I see it.

So I was out doing some grocery shopping

When this song came on the muzac machine and it gave me an earworm.

The best way to get rid of it is to share it.

You're welcome.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle of when Texas won the battle of San Jacento

 Thereby becoming it's own nation.

 

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I couldn't find any specifically 'Texas gun girls' ,,,so, you get this.

Kurt's driving lesson for today

 

This happened to me three times today.

I went to Seguin to do some shopping on the northbound 466 and twice SB on 1117 toward Nixon to get a round bale.

All three of the vehicles were doing 10MPH below the speed limit until I could pass them. THEN they all decided to put their foot in the carburetor.

 

1- TX law Sec. 545.053 (b)2 says (b) An operator being passed by another vehicle:....(2) may not accelerate until completely passed by the passing vehicle. 

I'm sure other states have the same kind of statutes.

 


AND-

 

2- I'll bury my speedometer getting passed you so just keep doing whatever you were doing as I drive the speed limit.

 

This ends Kurts' driving tips for today.
Buckle up, enjoy the ride and keep your hands inside the vehicle. (Just like they told the girl crew of Bezos thrill ride)

 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for April 14

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for April 7

 

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You didn't know you need to watch this

Via DMF.

I'm seeing a lot of doom and gloom about the stock market

 Because of tariff wars- maybe?

If you were thinking about getting into the stock market, now would be almost as good as back in May(?) of 2020 when America shut down and stocks tanked.

I put some $1500 into Jack in the Box when it hit around $8.50/share and sold it at around $22 to put into something else that was paying better dividends. Now, my $1,000 in dividends I reinvested at $12.45 bought a lot more than it would have two weeks ago when it was in the $20 range.

It's all in perspective and over the long haul, stocks generally gain.

Maybe not as much as you want, but unless you choose the wrong time to sell, you'll be a little better.

 

I also took a shot at doing a DRIP on penny stocks at $2.24/stock. $250 worth with a steady 4 cents dividend every three months which will buy me 2-3 stocks this time and 3-4 next time.

It's not another remake

Lets hope it's not woke.

Your last Monday Rule 5 puzzle for March

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for March 24

 

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And a pallate cleaner from yesterday

 Where some took a generalized rant and made it political.

Now maybe Matthew W. has a choice to make -one or both? (ETA- of this post or Mondays original)

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Get a grip, people

 Seriously!
I'm getting tired of seeing this

Elon is picking up passengers from the ISS.
It's been in the works for months.
It's no more newsworthy than his 100th round trip.

It's *****NOT***** a rescue.

A rescue would go something like
"Drop everything you're doing and see how fast you can get to Apollo 13 because their Oxygen tank blew up!"

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Mar. 17

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Mar. 10

 

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I just got back from the San Antonio VA

 

 

 

TxDOT has every f*cking interstate interchange blocked down to one lane (from 3-5) SB I-35 to NB I-10 is always a hassle. Add in the onramps and cones and it really sucks. We were probably doing 5 MPH if we were moving at all.

Siri didn't show shit about the road work that obviously been going on for a while. 

I'm glad I budgeted a little over an hour and a half to get to Audie Murphy.

 

After I got done, I decided to stay on EB I-10 to Seguin.

Yeah, they had 5 out of six lanes closed off there, too.

Why da fuq are 4-wheelers so married to the lane they're in that it takes cones to force them into a different lane.

I got into the open lane early and left a good 100 feet in front of me, but nobody was even interested until the f*cking HAD to merge.

AND they still have 15 miles of I-10 they're working on on the way to Seguin.

 

 

Oh, and we're looking at an MRI and probably rotator cuff surgery.

You're Monday Rule 5 puzzle on Tuesday

 Because it got blocked like I kinda thought it would.
So we get her again, still waiting on your soul.

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Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Mar 03

 I wonder if this'll get blocked.

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Yesterday was supposed to be some massive Prog. boycott

 Nobody was supposed to buy anything to... stick it to the Man.

Or something.
I put 43 gallons of gas in the F-250 and 17 in the Silverado.
Stocked up on booze.

Got a handful of 4" grinding discs.
And a round bale (that didn't count because I got it from a farm.

What did you buy last Friday?

It's getting close to Musk's Monday deadline

Even though I'm not some Feeb bureaucrat, I'll show you how easy it is for that e-mail.

That way you can quit bitching and spend five minutes doing what your boss wants............

Dear HR

 

I'm retired, but in the last (cold wet) week I-

-Repaired a broken pipe at one water trough

-Pulled a thorn the hoof of a Mini horse

-Fixed a weak part of a fence

-Forced the cat to accept a new flea collar

-Brought and delivered two round bales

 

Luv and kisses Kurt

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Feb. 24

 

Where the VA benefits haven't stopped in spite of ........alarmist warnings.

 

 

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I went grocery shopping today

And noticed that the Campbell's chunky soup was about 75 cents less than it was about two weeks ago.
The HEB store brand was over a Dollar less.

Last time they were both almost $3 a can.

 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Feb.17

 

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One of the few bloggers

 That I never thought would be triggered by the Trump 47 presidency was Tam.

I don't remember her making the digs she is now under Trump 45, but I dunno- things change and he's not nearly as obnoxious now as he was then. But Tam is definitely having troubles adjusting now.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Feb. 10

 

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For those all wee-wee'd up about "scrotumgate"

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Feb. 3

 I wonder if this is going to trigger (heh) anybody.

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Jan. 27

 

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It's been a week since he took over

 Looks like he's accomplishing things.

How many LBTQRST people have been murdered, persecuted or rounded up to be put int Hte CAMPS!!!!one!!!! ?  Because that what we voted for -right🙄