It's getting close to Musk's Monday deadline

Even though I'm not some Feeb bureaucrat, I'll show you how easy it is for that e-mail.

That way you can quit bitching and spend five minutes doing what your boss wants............

Dear HR

 

I'm retired, but in the last (cold wet) week I-

-Repaired a broken pipe at one water trough

-Pulled a thorn the hoof of a Mini horse

-Fixed a weak part of a fence

-Forced the cat to accept a new flea collar

-Brought and delivered two round bales

 

Luv and kisses Kurt