For a little background

 The wife's a Brit who's lived in Texas for a good 20 years.

I've been fighting some intestinal thing for the past couple of days- and not eating.

We had to fill two 10 gallon propane tanks at Tractor Supply.  After loading them and securing them in the truck (and waiting for some dickhead who had up parked in) we were on the way home.

I told the wife that I'm sweating like a whore in church.
"A What????"

A whore in church, you've never heard that before?

She's also never heard 

• Telling how the cow ate the cabbage.
• Loose as a boiled onion. He's as slippery as a baked onion.
  
• All hat and no cattle
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Crooked as a dogs hind leg
• Better throw some slop to them dogs

Your Christmas Monday Rule 5 puzzles

Since you've been good boys and girls this year, you get two.

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The big ones below the break~

Have a Merry salty Christmas

Mr, Garabaldi- As far as "Die hard" being a Christmas movie. So would be Lord of the Rings trilogy.because it has elves in them.

Blogger wouldn't let me sign in on your site, so it's here.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Dec.18

 

~The big one below the break~

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Dec.11

The big one below the fold~~

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Dec . 4

No gun today, but there is a hot range.

 

The big one below the fold~ 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Nov. 27

 

The big one below the fold~~

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for thanksgiving

Gobble, gobble. 

The big one below the fold and it's in black and white~

Just a reminder IDF

 If you get your hostages back...

Propane is heavier than air, if you can't find all the tunnels.
The right concentration is 2.1- 10.1 gas in air.

Das Boot (Original Version)

Full movie.
It has a bunch of BS ads in the first part and a lot in the middle, but the last half is ad free.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Nov. 13

 

The big one below the break~

In another installment of "Guess the Race"

We have a brand spanking new TopGolf in Memphis that's not even a month old getting the love from ..teens.

Your Monday Nov. 6 Monday Rule 5 puzzle.

 

The big one below the break~

Guy Fawks Day

  Remember, remember!
    The fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder treason and plot;

    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot!

    Guy Fawkes and his companions
    Did the scheme contrive,
    To blow the King and Parliament
    All up alive.

    Threescore barrels, laid below,
    To prove old England’s overthrow.
    But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
    With a dark lantern, lighting a match!

    A stick and a stake
    For King James’s sake!
    If you won’t give me one,
    I’ll take two,
    The better for me,
    And the worse for you.

    A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
    A penn’orth of cheese to choke him,
    A pint of beer to wash it down,
    And a jolly good fire to burn him.
    Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
    Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
    Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

It finally realized...WHY

After reading this twat from Gretchen Carlson about the eeeevil AR platform.

They don't give a shit about the AK, but freak out about an AR.
Because- the M-16 was the freedom weapon of the cold war, fighting the Communist forces.

The AR IS an M-16 without the fun switch. They can't stand the symbolism of Good verses their mindset.

Prove me wrong.

Your Tuesday Rule 5 puzzle for Oct. 30

It's late because the computer forgot how to use the WIFI and I couldn't even use a HotSpot to get through. I said it was connected, but the only thing it could find was g00gle maps. So I had to do almost a factory reset and got Win11 and the headaches it caused when I downloaded FireFox and it wouldn't remember logins or recolor used links.

AND any searches I did opened in the same tab.

Anyway-

The big one below the fold~

And now for something completely different

It's.................

 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Oct. 23

 Yoinks!
Velma and Daffney like you always imagined.

The big one below the break~

The third ever Dr. Who

 He's not our Dr. yet.

It's been brought to my attention that the links I've been putting up are the same first one.
Open it up and scroll down the episode list below the screen.

Sorry.

Dr. Who II

 The second episode of all time-

It's been brought to my attention that the links I've been putting up are the same first one.
Open it up and scroll down the episode list below the screen.

Sorry.

Dr. Who

The first episode.

Watch it now while you can because somehow the writers grandson has the rights to it and says he's blocking the first four episodes.

Your Monday Oct. 16 Rule 5 puzzle

 

The big one below the fold~

Remember this ad from way back in 2016?

There isn't anyone picking up the phone on a Sunday afternoon, either.
But hell, it's only Israel being attacked by Iranian proxies. 

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday, Oct 9

 Redhead today, she doesn't need a gun to take your soul.

The big one below the break~

0bamas third term must be getting some serious blowback

 Why else would team Meat Puppet decide to restart the wall in Texas?
Maybe they decided they want to start closing the valve on new Democrat voters?

But I really think they're starting to get hammered in their internal polls.

Now that they've decided to restart the wall, will they be buying all new material, because if you remember about a month ago they decided to sell the unused portion for pennies on the dollar.

Your Monday Oct. 2 Rule 5 puzzle

 Happy Octoberfest!

The bigger one  (and probably a lot harder) one below the fold~

RFK jr is going to announce his candidacy for president

 As a third party candidate. 
There are more Republicans interested in him than Democrats. A lot of things he says seem reasonable to us.

At least he's not sounding like your usual Democrat Marxist. BUT before y'all go and tell your friends how moderate he is- remember- he's still a Leftist at heart.

I was wrong about Tulsi Gabbard thinking she was like the rest of them, just nicer. She actually cares about what's going on in America.

I doubt I'm too far wrong with RFK jr, because he is a product of the Democrat system, and anyone who votes for him is just helping the Democrat party win in2024.

Jeezus Keerist!

A little over half a tank of gas in a crew cab F-250.

That's in a free state.

..After the price dropped 20 cents.

Your Monday Sept. 25 Rule 5 puzzle

 

The big one below the fold as usual~

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Sept. 18

 

The big one after the fold~