Said. No. Woman. EvAr...

 "I want my testicles back!"

It's ex has them in the refrigerator "right next to the eggs" BWAHAHAhAhaha.

The USS Texas -the most gangster battleship around

"Spicey Volvo's" heh.

Headline dump

 I guess that Xiden can't have all the answers the Chicoms want at lower levels than even Swallwel had.

Ever notice how all these "mistakes" are always aimed one way? At us.

Yes. It's called lawfare, they used it against Palin to get her to step down from Governorship, for one example.

And yet, the decrepit old hag is still sitting and voting the way they tell her to. How many of these ancient pols are going to die of old age in office?

There's no way this could go horribly wrong. Given that this lead researcher was in volved in the big 3 Covid shots.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for July 31

This one's hard because it's a collage five pics of the same chick.

The big one below the fold~

Your Rule 5 puzzle for July 24- updated with the right numbers

 

The big one below~
Did anyone do the Katarina Witt one last week?

Your Monday July 17 Rule 5 puzzle

 

The big one below the fold~
And the original site isn't covering Katarina Witt, so we'll give her a try, too.

Your (not) Rule 5 Monday puzzle for July 10

 Something different today.

The big one below, as usual~

For those who understand why this might be worthwhile knowledge

 

Your Monday Rule 5 Independance Day version

 

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The big one and an add-on below the fold.
... If you search for "patriotic gun bunnies" duckduckgo will show the only chicks with an American flag around holding AKs....

Talking to Liberals

 Or dyed in the wool full on socialist sheeple.

I just finished - got done? Fed up?
With trying to have a conversation with one where everything I said was met with some kind of attack and no kind of recognition at all that I might have legitimate reasons for it except that I was an unchanging far rightwing asshole and HE was the "independent voter who does THE research" except for looking at Far Rightwing bought-and-paid-for yadayadayada..."

I really don't go in for the hating a group just because, but I fucking hate ideologues that lie to themselves about who they are and won't admit anyone not in lockstep with them can be not wrong.

I know I'm going to get into it with him again, but I won't waste days of on again off again back and forth.

Dylan Mulvaney-

  The guy who sank Butt Light (thought the same about it before him,,, but)

He hasn't done anything to make himself look more feminine than dressing in drag and overacting the part of whatever he's pretending to be.

What if---

He saw a perfect opportunity to mash Lefty alt-worship in the face AND make big Bux off of it?

Then at night, he takes off his 'little girl' dresses, puts on a pair of cargo shorts and a wife-beater -opens his and account and laughs his ass off while drinking a good beer?

Your Monday Rule 3 puzzle for June 26

 

The big one below the fold~

So long, thanks for all the fish

 Today, if you don't remember is the End Day of the world according to the prognostication five years ago of the most widely known high school dropout- St. Gretta.

Now the climate will be crashing and Mother Gaia will turn to a glowing cinder... or not because it quit being GlowBull warming and now -since the climate didn't co-operate- it's Climate Change!

Aaand she's wrong, just like AlBore has been for the last 23 that he's been getting fantastically wealthier over his climate scam.
Just like the 'hockey stick' guy who's busy destroying historic climate data that doesn't agree with his computer projections.

Your Monday Juneteenth Rule 5 puzzle

 Because nerdy chicks are hot, too.

The big one below the fold as usual~

So I got an offer on Rancho Snakebit today.

 It's from-
Reelvest Properties
539 W. Commerce St #7120
Dallas, TX 75208

They offered me out of the blue the same price I paid (cash) for it almost nine years ago including taxes and fees. (The mineral rights were all screwed up and the lawyer fee was included on the final to clean it up)

The county tax assessor thinks it's worth almost four times what we paid for it.

I almost feel like returning their offer with a "LO fucking -ELL! and a counter-offer for $750K, but they didn't include a SASE and they're not worth the price of a stamp.

Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle for June12

Her favorite color is Chrome

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...Okay, stainless. But then I couldn't include this vid to listen to while you play, could I?

As usual, the big one below the break~

It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June

In a Kenworth pulling logs.
Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy Hauling hogs...

Your Moday Rule 5 puzzle for June 05- fixed-

 

The big one below the break~

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 29

 And you may need the extra time on this holiday to do this one.

The big one below the break~

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May22

 

The big one under the fold~

Got wood?

April spun off from Parks and Rec. to sell milk

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle ver.2.0

Because- Obviously a gun bra was too spicy for Jigsaw Planet...

The big one below the break~
...And maybe one they didn't cover?

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 15

 

The big one below the break~

Range Report--

--Injury.

Thing Two brought her sprogs over to the farm to get some basic gun safety learning.

She was shooting the Heritage six .22 and I was standing next to it- sitting against the tailgate -in line with the forcing cone when it didn't lock up quite right and the forcing cone shaved part of the bullet.

It caught me right above the collar bone.

Sprog 2 learned his 4 rules and after some trepidation, liked shooting that little .22 revolver.

He's too small for a full sized rifle, but he'll grow into it.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 8

 

The big one below the fold~

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday May 01

 UPDATED with the right link to the big one.

Sorry guys...

And the big one~

Have you ever noticed

 That on a lot of these cell phone games, if it's like one on one or a team vs team.....
That the good guys are blue and your opponent is red?

Couldn't be aby kind of subtle thought manipulation there at all.

Could it?

Way to go FJB

My stocks are down $20K from last week.

I guess that's how much people appreciate your running again.
But, then again I can understand that because we can't indict a sitting president.

Your Monday April 24 Rule 5 puzzle

 

The big one below the fold as usual~ 

Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle for April 17

 

 

The big one below the fold, as usual~

AND FYI- it's my birthday this week in case you wanted to surprise me with something.
But not really I'm covered in the .357 revolver area.