So long, thanks for all the fish

 Today, if you don't remember is the End Day of the world according to the prognostication five years ago of the most widely known high school dropout- St. Gretta.

Now the climate will be crashing and Mother Gaia will turn to a glowing cinder... or not because it quit being GlowBull warming and now -since the climate didn't co-operate- it's Climate Change!

Aaand she's wrong, just like AlBore has been for the last 23 that he's been getting fantastically wealthier over his climate scam.
Just like the 'hockey stick' guy who's busy destroying historic climate data that doesn't agree with his computer projections.

Your Monday Juneteenth Rule 5 puzzle

 Because nerdy chicks are hot, too.

The big one below the fold as usual~

So I got an offer on Rancho Snakebit today.

 It's from-
Reelvest Properties
539 W. Commerce St #7120
Dallas, TX 75208

They offered me out of the blue the same price I paid (cash) for it almost nine years ago including taxes and fees. (The mineral rights were all screwed up and the lawyer fee was included on the final to clean it up)

The county tax assessor thinks it's worth almost four times what we paid for it.

I almost feel like returning their offer with a "LO fucking -ELL! and a counter-offer for $750K, but they didn't include a SASE and they're not worth the price of a stamp.

Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle for June12

Her favorite color is Chrome

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...Okay, stainless. But then I couldn't include this vid to listen to while you play, could I?

As usual, the big one below the break~

It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June

In a Kenworth pulling logs.
Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy Hauling hogs...

Your Moday Rule 5 puzzle for June 05- fixed-

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 29

 And you may need the extra time on this holiday to do this one.

The big one below the break~

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May22

 

The big one under the fold~

Got wood?

April spun off from Parks and Rec. to sell milk

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle ver.2.0

Because- Obviously a gun bra was too spicy for Jigsaw Planet...

The big one below the break~
...And maybe one they didn't cover?

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 15

 

The big one below the break~

Range Report--

--Injury.

Thing Two brought her sprogs over to the farm to get some basic gun safety learning.

She was shooting the Heritage six .22 and I was standing next to it- sitting against the tailgate -in line with the forcing cone when it didn't lock up quite right and the forcing cone shaved part of the bullet.

It caught me right above the collar bone.

Sprog 2 learned his 4 rules and after some trepidation, liked shooting that little .22 revolver.

He's too small for a full sized rifle, but he'll grow into it.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for May 8

 

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Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday May 01

 UPDATED with the right link to the big one.

Sorry guys...

And the big one~

Have you ever noticed

 That on a lot of these cell phone games, if it's like one on one or a team vs team.....
That the good guys are blue and your opponent is red?

Couldn't be aby kind of subtle thought manipulation there at all.

Could it?

Way to go FJB

My stocks are down $20K from last week.

I guess that's how much people appreciate your running again.
But, then again I can understand that because we can't indict a sitting president.

Your Monday April 24 Rule 5 puzzle

 

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Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle for April 17

 

 

The big one below the fold, as usual~

AND FYI- it's my birthday this week in case you wanted to surprise me with something.
But not really I'm covered in the .357 revolver area.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday April 10

 Heavy hitter

As usual, the big one below the fold~

 

Fucking retards

They have another five acres of fresh green grass opened up for them and they have to break into the square bales the wife has for the minis she has stuck in another paddock.

Looks like we lost another blogger

 David Drake hasn't posted in a little over a month.

I can't find an e-mail and the comment I left a couple days ago was never printed.

Your Rule 5 Monday for April 3

 Smile

The big one below the fold~

Seriously Joe Manchen?

 You're the ONLY one who couldn't see what was coming from FJBs BS "Inflation Reduction Act"?

Stevie Wonder could have seen it from a different state.
You tanked any political good will from anyone who wasn't a total Leftist toole.

...And you're surprised that Brandon is using you for shitpaper.

If you want...

 I can start stealing Odessious' "Wifus with Rifus" posts for Rule 5 Mondays.

If you want anime.

Well........ Fuck

 It looks like the F-250 is going to be another damage magnet.

TxDOT is working on I-10 east of San Antonio- both sides, and has been for about the last three and a half years. The construction zone is about 25 miles.

I was having to follow some steering wheel holder who either was afraid of those Jersey Walls or didn't know (or care) where his truck was. So I was in the hammer lane watching his left outside duallies in my lane and his inner ones riding the zipper.
Then about at the county line (about five miles east) he kicked up a rock. I don't know how big it was exactly, but between a baseball and a gold ball size rising up and heading right towards my chest.

It almost missed the bottom of my windshield. but hit hard enough to spall glass.

And -I wasn't tailgating, but was too close.
I guess I should be glad it didn't hit that aluminum hood.....

Now I need to find out how much an F0-250 windshield is, be cause I have an actual hole in the glass.

Yeah, that dirt came from where it hit.


ETA:
Call a local number and get sent to India for a replacement price of $650.
Finally find a local shop and the price drops to $330.

Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle for March 27

 Precision

And the big one below the break~

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for March 20

 

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Look Linz--

 We all KNOW you're a Neocon that's never seen a war you didn't want to get involved in after you got to the most exclusive club in the world.

We know it'll be good for your stocks to get into another endless war- maybe even WWIII will keep your bank account fat and happy when the rest of the world is a smoldering , smoking pile of radioactive rubble.

From someone who actually HAD to get sweaty, dirty, tired and clean his own weapon over and over until  it was finally accepted- instead of sitting behind a desk.  DON'T go poking the Bear.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for March 13

 

The big one -as usual below the fold~

Our favorite opera singer is back

This time she's fan-gyrrrling to AC/Dc's  "It's a long way to the top" (if you want to rock and roll).

I still say she'd be fun to party with, if not more................... except for the uninhibited redhead that she is.
When she hits that 180.... her emotions will come back at cho with as much glee as she takes from the bagpipes.

............And I can't sleep, so...........