A day late and ummmm...forget about those Dollars

Those #Occupythehighway dooshes got to DeeCee today, but darn it- they missed the sooper deficit cutting committee by one day.
Think of that. If they'd have stepped it up just a bit into a rout step instead of a shamble-
The Mobile Occupation protesters--seen here on a highway in Chester, Pa--often marched in the dark because exhaustion caused them to walk slower than anticipated

we could be on the way to fiscal prosperity right now with their adolescent ideas on budget cutting and wealth redistribution.

Because as one leader said:
Bozlee dropped out of college at the University of Hawaii to join Occupy, and says he’d rather travel across America than get a job. “Do I want to work? Only if I wanted a home, wife, kids and a dog. If not, I think you’re ruining your life,” he said.

Like the left said about the Tea Party

...And won't mention about #OWS.

That is certainly a monochrome group of people there...



Redistributing wealth and all.

I bet Obama approves.

Hey! Mika Brzezinski, how about being disgusted at these?

Since I'm not sure what you're disgusted about- the take a bath thing?
Or was it the Get a job thing?







Ok Mika? There's three generations telling them the same thing.

Or did Newt hit a nerve with the stinking hippie thing?

That's right WOAI 1200 on your AM dial

Jump right on that Democrat meme about Perry embarrassing Texas.

"If you stopped time right now, I think most Americans would think that Texas are a bunch of yahoos, because our governor has pretty much been acting like one," Harold Cook, an Austin political consultant who handles mainly Democrats, told 1200 WOAI's Michael Board.

Yeah, but the (half) black guy gets a pass because he's a Liberal.

Cook says Perry's campaign bumbling could end up damaging the state's ability to continue to attract top level companies to the state.

"When you are somebody in the human resources department of a major Fortune 500 company, and you are trying to recruit a whole bunch of people to move to Texas, this (Perry's campaign performance) probably doesn't make your job any easier," he said.


So that's why our entire economy is in the tank? Because our president think we have 57 states and the one he was supposedly born in is in Asia?
In that case we should get rid of O'bumbles and his side-kick plugs and watch the jobs pour in.

You have to feel sorry for that Sgt

Standing up in front of that NASCAR crowd and getting boo'd



Just because he was standing next to MEchelle and Mrs. Plugs.

UPDATE-
That didn't take long, did it?

Because nothing says klass like a gaggle of Liberals.

Reinventing San Antonio

Lets see, we have:

• A growing number of skyscrapers.
• Decaying streets
• Racial prefrence groups steering policy
• A new 2 mile loop of light rail (for $180 million)
• Upcoming, high dollar projects against the citizens will (see above) without the means to pay for it
• Sanctuary city status
• More smoke-free zones and the usual lies that came with it
• Unenforced laws for those with the right color of skin and the right accent
• Financial and educational discrepancies between the four ISDs that make up the greater S.A. area
• Increasing pumping fees in the Edwards aquafier to "protect" some endangered fish

And now to help cement their rise into the Elite Liberal brotherhood- a Poet Laureate.
Because nothing says snobbish elitism than having your own official Anti-American spokesmouth.

More insightful election coverage from Meggie Mac

John McCains ditzy daughter.
The one who's only famous because she's Johns daughter and Liberal Republican.
The one whose carpet doesn't match the drapes- but as much as she complains about being thought of as a ditz- won't let her natural show.

Enjoy this hard hitting and well articulated election report from Paris Hiltons BFF:


I could only stand to watch about half of this, and stopped before I started stabbing my ears with scissors.

You know, she used to be right in the middle of pleasingly plump, but success has definitely gone to her waste.

June 1922

Look! It's the DNC inaugurating new members.
I wonder where Robert Byrd is?

It's not insider trading

It's common sense.
Quick- go buy stock in Brawndo.

It's got enzymes:


Water? Like out of a toilet?


Besides, they paid for a scientific consensus.
It's settled, water isn't wet and people are to blame for the earth turning into a flaming cinder!

An e-mail to the wife

Dear hunny,
here's a job for you I found on the GSA site, it's for a TSA/TSO in Austin Bergstrom Airport.

***At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified female candidates to meet mission related staffing needs.  The applications of male candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.***

If you get the job, please send pictures!

Luv,,,,

Thanksgiving is just around the corner

...And it looks like were going to be hearing about a different kind of Massacree than the original one:

I see by my sitemeter

That Chelsea Clinton is already old news.
that's because I had a dramatic drop in people looking for this post, which you'll not click if you don't want to see a college age Chelsea in a wet tee.

Excuse me, Perfesser....

But when you're in Oz dissing Americas schools and their students, I'd like a little clarification.

Haven't you Democrats been trying to 'fix' education for the last fifty years?
And isn't it you Liberals who are the teachers and policy setters for these same failing schools?

The same schools who forced standardized testing on the entire United States because your students were (and still are) graduating High School being (at best) functionally illiterate.
You Libs keep pointing out how bad schools are doing in fundamentals, but take them away for your experiments in social experiments and free food.

So instead of having smart hungry kids like we did during the (first) depression- today we have fat stupid kids who think the world #OWS them a living.

It's just Dems being Dems

They can't help themselves of picking on children on the way to school.

The NYPD helped funnel the children, anything to ease their fears while some protestors chanted “follow those kids!”
“These guys are terrorists, yelling at little kids,” one father said.

“For them it’s horrible. They’re afraid of all the crowds. We’re not even able to get through. They’re just, he’s … very afraid now,” a mother added.

Just like their grandparents did back in the day.
Don't worry they're just channeling their inner George Wallace.

But, that's okay- President Everyman, they're YOUR people.
Embrace them.

I see the Church of Atheism is starting their yearly war on Christmas

Because to some people the anti-religion idea is almost as strong as the Lefts belief that 0bama is a Messiah- except that they're mostly Godless atheists and all...

But never the less the lucky people down in Fla, Ohio and Joisey are going to enjoy the billboards of your anti-religious hate speech.

Ohh, look- they're having a revival down in Fla.

Additional signs advertising the American Atheists Regional Convention will be put up in parts of Florida. The convention is set to take place in Fort Lauderdale on Dec. 17 and 18, the , the Broward Palm Beach New Times reports.

Are they going to be NOT in a tent handling the anti-snake mongooses too?
Just to show how NOT religious their anti-church is?

Lots of people are having a problem with this

But, hey Rick Perry forgot the DoE in an off the cuff statement.
Not like a pre-written speech given by the greatest orator the US has ever had....

Increasing black unemployment under the Lightworkers watch

Looks like a lot of blacks are going to find themselves out of a job now that the union bosses decided to get even greedier than they were in the last contract.
So we now have millionaire black athletes out of work and looking to be unemployed for a while.

You know the greedy 1%.
The greedy 1% who are forcing the 99% who depend on them to play a kids game in a gym- to also become unemployed until they can sit down with the rich white owners and decide how to share the easy money BroBall supporters throw away each week.

Well, good luck there NBA players union. Hope the DoJ steps in and forced your teams to "start looking more like America" because of that racial equality thing you rich blacks support.

Finally a Republican candidate I can support

Her name is Zucca Sorrentino.

You may recognize the last name because of her father has a blog.

Here is one of her planks on the Fourth Amendment:

Zucca stands strongly in favor of restoring the 4th Amendment. Zucca feels that the widespread, indiscriminate use of police tactical teams leads to unneccessary death and wholesale violation of citizen rights. Zucca stands in opposition to trigger happy goons who shoot the dog first and ask questions later. Zucca proposes a bright line test for the use of police tactical teams. Any incursion into a house where a dog of average intelligence cannot determine if the intruders are police or criminals is wrong and should be punished. Zucca believes that the only time a police tactical team should engage in a high risk entry is to rescue hostages. Otherwise they should cordon off the area and talk the suspects out. Any police officer who shoots a dog without reasonable justification should be jailed. 

Write in Zucca!

I guess it depends on which .GOV we're talking about there GOOGLE

Because anyone with the comprehension above a gold fish knows that you Liberals that run the vast majority of the intratoobz tune it so you get the results that YOU want to put out instead of what's really being searched for.

Here's a perfect example right here Mr. Google's even-handed.
Look for angry Michell Obama and 2/3 of the pictures are some version of her (attempts at) smiling.

Still writing checks his @ss can't back up

So now we have the peevish Dear Leader who had to miss a golf game yesterday to make a speech about how he's demanding the same people who ...pretty much OWN the vast majority of our Federal debt start acting in a responsible manor- or something.

Oh, and he fina;;y got through something Bush got started AND he got the Pacific rim on board for even greater graft and corruption in the green energy scam!

Cool- is there any kind of hubris our boy can't enlarge?

The Cognative Disconnect here is so powerful

That it could run the Hadron supercollider for the next last several months.

When Jews and Democrats who actively supported these Anti-Semite/Neo-NAZI groups are surprised when they re-enact kristalnacht after the #OSW bigots and the UNIONS are calling for this.

Why would you NOT think your people who you've groomed to follow your lead would NOT do what you and your surrogates in #OWS told them it was OK to do?

I mean, I still cannot understand why Jews support the same people who want Israel to be drowned by the Philistines who never HAD a homeland until the MSM decide they used to have one.

Complicating the simple

I just wanted to find out the best way to boil split peas, so I went to a recipe site and found this one had 629 variations on traditional pea soup.
The cooking method varies from soak overnight to use a pressure cooker to get them soft in 20 minutes.

Then we have the ingredients all the way from left over ham to lamb and shrimp.

So basically we're using:
1-bag split peas
2-diced ptatoes
2-3 sliced carrots
1-med. onion chopped
1 1/2< LB of ham
Water as needed


Spices are -to taste:
salt
cracked black pepper
cumino
red pepper
garlic powder

Start with just peas at a rolling boil then covered tightly and simmer for a good 45 minutes, then add the rest and simmer for another 45 minutes.

serve and add croutons for something you'll be able to afford in this Obamaconomy.

So I just came back from picking up the wife

And on the way to the airport, on a two lane divided highway, with nice wide shoulders on each side.
The road is almost arrow straight with no turnoffs crossing the grassy meridian.



And excellent visibility- I did mention the nice wide hard shoulders....and the fact that being congested means the car in front of you is about 1/4 mile away.?

I came on a big red pick-up off to the left side of the road with a small white SUV embedded where the tailgate used to be.
Any guesses on how that happened when the traveling speed is usually 10 over what the sign says?

Remember when those Teabaggers were stabbing cops?

Oh, yeah- it never happened either, just like the anti-Semitic Barbra Streisand and illegal activities  are all at Obamas* and the unions door.

Anyway, Mr. President embrace your army:

SAN FRANCISCO -- One San Francisco police officer was slashed by a razor and another had his uniform torn and cheek cut in a clash with Occupy San Francisco protesters Saturday afternoon, authorities said.

About 3:30 p.m., near the Embarcadero and Broadway, police attempted to prevent marching demonstrators from blocking the intersection where MUNI light rail tracks are located.
A female protester emerged from the crowd and an "exacto razor blade attached to a pen or pencil-like object," San Francisco police said in an email.

...But on the other hand, those Occutards in Portland are getting more exercise than they probably have ever gotten in their lives...(11/11/11)
There is a hole being dug in one of the parks and wood is being used to reinforce the area around it. There are reports that nails have been hammered into wood for weapons and that generally there are people in the camps preparing for a confrontation with police.




*Funny that the Liberal Google wouldn't have changed their spellcheck to be sure their chocolate Jeezus wouldn't get redlined.

Riiight-- and when they don't, what'll we do then?

Because everyone- except the 0bama administration knows that the 0bama administration is farging clueless about pretty much everything.

Including how to get along with foreign countries including Iran.
But go ahead and make demands that everyone with the IQ above a guppy knows won't stand.

Then we'll be seeing the shocked! I tell you, shocked! faces in DeeCee when Iran blows off Hillary! and her demands for 'openness' about their nuke capabilities...that she and Barry called 'saber rattling' when they were both obstructionist Senators back in `07.

He should have skipped Arlington- again

Because whenever he opens his pie-hole about the military, he f8cks up.



I mean even the Liberal Bruce Springsteen said it right in his American h8ing "Born in the USA" rant.

But,,,,,then again it doesn't matter as long as the troops make him look good- right?

A lot of people like to dump on Kevin Costner

And his acting ability.

I'm watching Open Range now (which is beginning to be one of my favorite movies), and he's pretty much got the realism of western gunfights and realities of life down.
I enjoy some of his other movies that got panned, but when he has something to do with production- he does his homework.

Also- Annette Bening is still comely in a natural un-enhanced, non-Hollywood way.
Of course she's probably a flaming Liberal...

In this upcoming electoral season

Remember this story:

Two gators were sitting at the side of the
swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one
and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you
been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the
parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus
cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See,
by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a
Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Has anyone noticed...

That since the Chicago Jeezus has been trying running this country that

• There have been a greater amount of earthquakes in unusual places?
• Worse offshore oil problems
• Worldwide spiraling debt crisises
• Radical islamist organizations taking over the Mid-East
• A nutjob islamo-terrorist fixing to get the bomb
• The Federal government filling it's own agents
• ...And now another satellite falling out of the sky.

Shit if 0bama gets re-elected, we'll have locusts, boils, frogs, water turning to blood and the entire Space Station falling on our heads.

The real 1%

Keeping real life away from the 99%ers