SILENCE Citizen!

It is verboden to mention the notoriously thin skinned TSA in any but the terms of utmost respect and awe.

Because we have farging REPUBLICANS putting up bills in the House to re-enforce authority of the TSA and Janet Reno Napolitano.


UPDATE-
I can't comment on my own blog now?

Who expects Janet Reno Napalitanos seriously thin skinned public safety enforcers to "not" go after people making fun of them? Especially when they almost ban a woman from boarding a plane because she has a toy gun on a charm necklace.

It had an assortment of charms on it, one of which was a tiny toy gun, about an inch and a half long.

I kid you not: I was pulled over by a guard when I was at Newark, who was looking at me like I was wearing a cannon around my neck. The next thing I knew I had three security people surrounding me. The only thing going through my head was, “Huh?”

I was being questioned about the bauble, and I tried explaining to a guard that it was a charm and for crying out loud, not a real gun. It’s not like it even had a trigger mechanism that worked. I was dumbfounded.

How can I 'not' post on this?

It's got everything we grew up with- unruly college frats, geeks, jocks, the 'MAN' harshing our mellow...
And the right mood music:


Because no one can understand 'why' college frat houses are burning down in N'awlins.

Look Florida! Look New Hamster!

Why not stop pussyfooting around in your quest for cash?
Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows it's going to come down to this in your one-upmanship in being first.

Who is going to declare your primary as the second Tuesday in November of 2016?
You may as well give us an entire FOUR YEARS of political infighting, because it's not whats best for the country, as long as you can keep the good conservatives out and make a bundle doing it.



And speaking of East Coast Liberals, who's surprised that Christi decided to back Mittens Romneycare?

Down with greedy capitalist souvenir mongers!!

Because greed is bad..or something.....

Olive Garden and Liberal doublespeak

Ok. So we have an Olive Garden restaurant- which happens to be a member of the Darden restaurant chain.

The same chain that decided that MEchelle Obama should be the one to decide how they serve kids. Decided that a Kiwanis club couldn't display an American flag in their restaurant.

Because it might bother people.

Here is the Barbra Steisand that they tried to use to validate their argument:

We understand and appreciate the way some people have reacted to the situation in Oxford and we're very sorry if this decision has caused them any concern. The Oxford Olive Garden does not have a private dining area. To be fair to everyone and avoid disrupting the dining experience for all other guests, they're unable to accommodate flags or banners of any type in the dining room."

So- in order to not disturb others who were dining...in a common room- they disallowed an American flag, but didn't have a problem with people using a loudspeaker and people clapping.
Because everyone looks forward to hearing about peoples achievements that they don't know- interrupting their overpriced meals.

UPDATE-
Link fixed.

Just out of curiosity

How old are Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?

Because I think this sign would look more accurate saying this:

Since we're recycling the sixties all over again.
You know, with the drugs and sex and unwashed bodies spouting incoherent ideas with multi-syllableic words that mean nothing.

Further evidence of our collapse as a first world country

In the state that is striving to become the U.K. of the continental U.S.- Kalifornia.....

Wait-a-minute- play this while reading on:



Now that we've got some mood music going...
Jerry Moonbeam has signed into law, prohibiting anyone under the age of 18 from using ultraviolet tanning devices.

That's right, no more tanning beds for minors.

Because it could be bad for them.

But no restrictions on as many abortions as they want.

But, hey lets not mention the original way to get a tan...except that it's 'hot out there' and like- free. So now we'll be seeing pasty-white teens because Big Brother took their tanning beds away.
Boy, that almost sounds like another B.B. song, doesn't it?

Yeah, that's me

Sitting on the fuel tank.
My first deployment with my battalion in Guam of `81.

Just mentioning in passing-

For the first time in about eight months, we got good rain.

Why, yes- we DO have dogs that have worn the entire (what could have been) lawn away!

The debris dam pushing the fence over.

An early Halloween post

Because if this doesn't scare you you're either made of brass or an idiot.

These people had control of all three branches of government two years ago.

THESE protesters are going to be in charge in about thirty years.

Now that the dust has pretty much settled

On the ESPN/ Bocephus do-up, and that I don't have a dog in that fight because I don't even have ESPN programmed into the tee wee -I'd like to add y two cents.

What hank should have done, just like a lot of Republicans should do- is bring up the non-appology they accepted from a lefty and tell them to act like he said that.

In the case of Hank, he should have brought up Mike Tysons raping Palin B.S. and they non-apology that went on afterwords...AND the fact that it was all forgotten about until he brought it back up. "So ESPN wants an apology for me referencing Hitler and Obama? Fine, you'll get it right after I hear you condemn Iron Mike."

But that won't happen because Republicans are too polite to fight like Democrats.

As long as we're throwing numbers around

I found the number that really means something to us (no, it's not 42) who are the ones tired of being lectured to by a bunch of over-educated unemployed socialists... who pulled a number out of their collective asses to be what they want to be called.

I am a 53 percenter!

Meet The 53%. Who are they? The term 53% refers to the people who are actually paying taxes for themselves and the rest of the country.  
The 53% is a group of responsible young people organizing across the country. However, this group is not camping out in parks around the country and demanding the entire capitalist system be destroyed.


#iamthe53

Occupy Wall Street in 1K words

Via The Feral Irishman.

How the rest of the 95% of Americans see them.

I've held many jobs in my life

Some of them were as safety sensitive as keeping miles of natural gas line from blowing up buildings to using a shovel to find a leaking sewer line.

BUT in any of those jobs, if I had been as clueless as our US AG Eric Holder, I would have been fired many times over.

Holder says that his testimony to Congress, stating he first heard of Fast and Furious earlier this year, “was truthful and accurate… I have no recollection of knowing about Fast and Furious prior to the public controversy about it.”
~snip~

However, in the letter, Holder says Grindler “was not told of the unacceptable tactics employed in the operation in his regular monthly meetings with ATF…”

“I now understand some senior officials within the Department were aware at the time there was an operation called Fast and Furious although they were not advised of the unacceptable operational tactics being used in it,” says Holder’s letter.

BUT- it's all the Republicans fault for bringing it up anyway...
Holder blamed Congress for failing to consider whether “additional tools are needed to stem the flow of guns to Mexico” and warned “until we move beyond the current political climate..nothing is going to change.”

So, what do we learn from this study?

That we haven't already figured out by observation?

He analysed drinkers' body language and then advised on their openness to being approached.

He has categorised them as the 'Flirt', 'Gossip', 'Fun-Lover', 'Wallflower', 'Ice Queen', 'Playboy', 'Jack the Lad' and 'Browbeater'.

1. The Flirt: Usually a woman, who holds her glass with dainty, splayed fingers and uses it in a provocative way. She may position it over her cleavage so as to draw attention to her attributes or peer over the rim to make eye contact when taking a sip. She may "tease" the rim of the glass with her finger, perhaps dipping it into the drink and sucking it dry. Assuming her agenda is appealing, the best way to approach is with reciprocal flirtatious gestures.

8. The Browbeater: This rather pugnacious type is again mostly male. He prefers large glasses, or bottles, which he uses as symbolic weapons, firmly grasped, and gesticulating in a threatening, "in the face" kind of way. Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others. He should be approached with great care, or not at all.

Celebrities: John Prescott, Russell Crowe (with Naomi Campbell as a female equivalent), Gordon Brown.

ALL HANDS, ALL HANDS

Secure for heavy seas.
That is all.


UPDATE-
for Calvin, since he doesn't provide an e-mail.

It's Nobel Peace Prize time again!

Yay! Everyone who got a Nobel Peace prize for being NOT being G.W. Bush raise your hand-

Haven't we been told that "No human is illegal" over and over again?

You see those signs at all the amnesty rallies- some even written in english.
And we have taxpayers fronting the cost of schools along the border that are required to educate illegals that cross the border every day.

But if you're a black American citizen and try to get your kids into a better school by using a relatives address-

The Lightworker

fell down on the quest to save Jobs yesterday, didn't he?

Bummer about Christi there MSM

There is still time to try getting the other loser from the McCain fiasco onboard.
Mike Huckster said he'd think about it if asked hard enough.

Because you racists on the Left hate the thought of a black man who isn't a communist leading this country.

Gunwalker is getting serious now?

Since there is some kind of proof that EriK Holder lied about what he knew and when he knew it.

So Issa is going to request a Special Prosecutor to look into it.

...But who- besides the DoJ can provide a special prostetutor?
Oh, the sitting President can!
I bet he has one in mind already.

Just a little diddy

About Jack-n- Diane.
Two American kids growing up in the heartland...

enjoy those voices in your head.

I really hate to tell you this barry

But when you want to test out soundbites, you really need to get away from a bunch of dork sucking sycophantic yes men and actually see what non-believers think.

Senior adviser David Plouffe told Obama it was time to “draw some lines in the sand” by launching an aggressive assault on tax breaks for corporate high fliers and hedge-fund managers.

The president was energized, saying such loopholes were “indefensible” while spending was being slashed and that “this is a public argument we can and should win.” He tested the message with reporters soon afterward.

Let me be clear here, Barry. You could have repeated "I am the walrus" and the news media would have been drooling in adoration.

So, some Democrat leased a dear ranch...

Thirty years ago, and then painted over an offensive word that was ok with plenty of  ex-clansmen in the Democrat Congress. (Right Sen. Byrd?)

But now, he's a Republican and it's a bad thing that he didn't dynamite that rock...or something?

What determination to find out what's in the past of our presidential hopefulls.
As long as we don't bother with what President Whiteguilt was listening to in his Black-Power church for twenty years.

You tell them Barry

President Barack Obama criticized Republican presidential candidates Saturday for not defending a gay American soldier who was booed by the crowd at a Republican debate last week.

“You want to be commander in chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States, even when it’s not politically convenient,” Obama said during remarks at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Council, the nation’s largest gay rights organization.

Referencing the boos at the Sept. 22 Republican debate, he said: “We don’t believe in standing silent when that happens.”



But, then again- this was only the President of the United States, and he's not even GAY!

So, I'm playing with this new phone I've got

It's new to me, a Blackberry flip straight from e-bay.

As I'm deleting all the old contact information, I'm wondering if I should "tell someone" that this phone has a lot of sekrit looking names and numbers in it?

Or should I just delete them and be able to not get it confiscated by Big .GOV?

FU Janet, I'm going to just wipe the memory.


UPDATE-
The f*ing thing that's supposed to be unlocked says my SIM card is no good.

Dear Reuters,,,

I am just curious.
How can anyone have a "budget fight" if the Democrats haven't bothered bringing a budget forward in going on THREE YEARS?


The panel has the task of finding ways of cutting the deficit by at least $1.2 trillion over 10 years. If it fails to agree on a plan by November 23, automatic spending cuts will be triggered, beginning in 2013.
OK-Fine,,,here's your $1.2 Trillion dollar cut over TEN YEARS-
stop the spork and napkin wastage.
OK? That's what we're actually talking about in "cuts" to the budget.

Farging lying @ssholes of both parties.....

Looks like a meme I can get into

I'm not sure exactly what it is- besides something from the `80's or something from your earlier times that had something to do with the `80's...


Which went right along with 'Miami Vice" and the sockless Don Johnson...

Poll- Sweetness

As we pretty much knew- the last poll was going to be a blowout for Reagan's best known question at 52% of votes going to that one and pretty much evenly split between
"How many people did Watergate kill" at 19% and "Is America as respected as she once was?" at 15%.

As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Next years Republican Primaries

Are good enough Shouldn't start before March Shouldn't start before April  RON PAUL- dood!  Needs to be balanced between East coast Yankees and red states so we don't loose good candidates

pollcode.com free polls

Anarchists unite!

Occupy Wall Street to protest corporate greed!
We will be occupying Wall Street to protest the corporate greed that brought us $400 WIFI laptops so we can broadcast our anti-capitalist movement.