Sunday, May 29, 2011

How cloying can you get AP?

F*cking. Just. Gage. Me. With a. Tire spoon.

The 'Healer-in-chief'- Krist

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is pivoting from diplomacy on the world stage to the intimate and delicate domestic task of acting as healer-in-chief to a devastated community.

~snip~

It's a role Obama has had to assume with increasing frequency of late, after the mass shooting in Arizona in January in which Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was injured, when tornadoes struck Tuscaloosa, Ala., last month and more recently when flooding from the Mississippi inundated parts of Memphis, Tenn.

Such moments can help define a president, but habitually even-tempered Obama is more apt to offer handshakes and hugs than tears and deep emotion.

Though times of trouble can erase politics and unite people, a phenomenon Obama has commented on, his task as healer Sunday will be carried out on unfriendly political ground as his re-election campaign approaches


Yeah, what's up with that?
I thought that when Gawds-other-son arose to the presidency all that bad stuff was supposed to stop. He told us Himself.



BTTW, Mr. Bi-partsan 'Healer-in-Chief'- are you going to take the target off our backs down here in Texas any time soon?

-And thanks for all the help with our millions of acres worth of wild fires.

Off to the memory hole

with Anthony Wieners wiener- and the co-ed he was having some kind of private tweetary with.

And I notice that the Liberals at Google are willing partners in the disappearing of Gennette Nicole Cordova from their internet spanning search archives.
Since if you now Google "Gennette Nicole Cordova" you get 60 results- all beginning last night and from conservative bloggers.

If you look for the completely innocent of anything amoral tweet-name of "Gennette Nicole" you get 661- none older than May 28 2011.
-And almost all from conservative bloggers.



It's almost like someone is covering for their fellow amoral Liberal brother in arms...

From the people who dare you to question their patriotism


Happy Memorial Day from the Left.

Just wondering

If blackie-O is such a fashion trendsetter and all, why don't we see the fawning newsies wearing boobie belts and sweaters they pulled off of kindergartners?
Not to mention those recycled sofa covers she likes to wear...

I mean, really Someone is getting big bucks to dress her so we're not embarrassed by what she wears- right?
Another example of .GOV waste.



But, ya know,,,I really should cut her some slack about those sweaters, because it's got to be chilly when you shave off all that hair you were born with.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Will. You . Stop. That! She said

Why?

Because he doesn't like you stepping on his tail.

Yes he does.

How do you figure that?

Because if he didn't, he'd leave when my foot got close to his tail.

So we've got another loser thinking about running

So all we have is another retread who couldn't even get nominated over a complete RINO, who lost to an empty suit.


Sarah is doing her part by causing Liberal heads to explode every time her name is brought up. Which I love to watch.
But although I'd vote for her, I don't think she's got a chance with the entire media assault on her and her family and a certain very tall liberal female 'comedienne' putting lies into her mouth.

So far the only names I'd think about voting for are Cain, Bolton, Thad Mc Cotter and maybe Bachman.
BUT- the country club, go-along ruling class Republican mainstream will fight any one of them from getting the nomination. So they're going to force us to vote for their warm spit candidate or the third party....

This should be fun to watch

Sorry to Bushwack and the conservative bloggers out there in the Peoples Democratic Republic of California.
But according to the Sacramento Bee, there is going to be a complete Democrat takeover of the entire government.

The Democratic governor plans to present a revised budget plan this morning. But as his negotiations with Republican lawmakers drag on – Brown needs two Republican votes in each house to put tax extensions on a ballot – frustrated Democrats are increasingly looking to 2012.

“It’s absolutely clear the only permanent solution for California’s problems is to elect a two-thirds majority of Democrats in each house of the Legislature,” Assembly Speaker John A. PĂ©rez, D-Los Angeles, told delegates at the recent California Democratic Party convention. “That work must begin today.”

For Democrats, the circumstances are encouraging. Though the commission redrawing legislative districts is likely to shift some seats from coastal to more conservative inland areas, Republicans continue to have difficulty capturing a minority population that is growing statewide. Republican voter registration has declined so precipitously that the party, while maintaining a registration advantage over Democrats in some counties, no longer holds a majority in any.


There are two reasons for that. First most of the job producing go-getters are leaving Kali, and the second is that all those illegals that they let vote.

Now, all we have to do is sit back and watch them tax themselves out of existence.
Of course- somehow the entire United States will end up bailing them out with absolutely NO requirements for financial responsibility.

Just like GM.

I'm not really worried about Thing-2 and grand-Thing 2.5 because they're safely behind a security fenced Camp Pendelton.

Bush, and all the rest, we've got work in Texas...
Just try not to drive like too much of an @sshole.


Via RT.


UPDATE---


Oh look, Kalifornia is already trying to outlaw Independence Day.
Keep going Liberals.

Don't f*ck it up too bad, we might want need to sell you back to Mexico.

Friday, May 27, 2011

That's a $2,000 dress?

You've got to be sh1tting me.

It looks like she mugged some homeless woman for it, except for the whole silk looking mini-sweater...or whatever it is.

For all you would-be BBQ grill makers

Here's a quick PSA about how NOT to blow yourself up when torching a bottle or barrel.

Fill it with water BEFORE you make the first cut. That forces the flammable fumes out- and if there are any burnables left, they'll just burn instead of exploding.

Now I want to get a 40# gas cylinder and cut it into a grill to replace the old one.
Too bad I don't have a torch available right now.

I guess we could blame BP for sea turtle death

But not directly from their spill in the gulf last summer.
And the botched aftermath of the most eco-friendly administration America has ever seen.

There are/were an elevated number of the endangered Kemps-Riley sea turtle along the upper gulf coast and NOAA says it's not because of BP.

They blame shrimpers.
I lived on the gulf coast and know how much shrimp are lost from TEDs -which isn't a very small number, but how disliked they are because of the intrusive .GOV that enforces that rule.

I also know how easy it is to tie them shut and get that many more shrimp per pull.
What better way to cover your tracks than to disable a TED during a oil spill?

I thought even the MSM go tired

of lying about the fasion sense of MEchelle sometime last year?
But NOooooo, Yahoo found someone who's taste in fugly clothes are worse than Blackie-O's.
She's (it has to be a woman because gays have a better fashion sense than this) drooling all over the front of her dress over boobie belts, grandmas old sofa cover, stewardess uniforms and those stoopid mini sweaters the worst lady like to steal from Kindergartners.


Court jester or fashion maven?

WTF Archie?

Johnny Horton tells a story

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Why yes actually

I do like boogie-

What is it?

A box?


No...


A cat-house!


Thank you!
I'll be here all week.

As the 0bama tongue bath continues

in the British tabloids.
We could rephrase part of a headline to say ...'a rather poorly placed photographer.'

Not to mention the flat-out misrepresentation right in front of our eyes-

The copy reads:

"Loving glance: The Presidential couple share a moment as they await the royals arrival for the meal - which was held as a thank you for Tuesday night's state banquet.


Gag. Me.
You just know they're laughing about how they're getting over on whitey and can hardly hold back a fist-bump.

Hi Eric

What caught your attention?



Or was it that dork what's-his-name...his wife made that General Betray us ad...
The doosh who put up a movie prop to try scaring questionable media...

...And "US" can't understand why "they" don't tust "US"

this is just the latest.
Here's the official police voice-

Metro issued a statement Sunday saying that the man, whom police have not identified, had resisted arrest, "which resulted in him falling out of his wheelchair.

Watch the first six seconds to see how he "fell out" of his wheel chair.





then you have the Pima Co.s' Marine murder, and others,,,

Scott Walkers Murder in front of that Las Vegas Costco.

Being treated like a suspect every time yo talk to them...

The new standards of reasonable cause, the TSA, Erik Holders DoJ...

If you didn't know any better

You might find it a little ....surprising that the American CIVIL LIBERTIES Union has a problem with Indiana supporting federal laws against law breaking aliens.

But not with the Supreme Court cutting the Fourth Amendment out of the Constitution.
Remember? sworn warrant reasonable cause Sheriffs hunch.


"One of our meth-head informants told us you took
three Advils at once yesterday, we're here to investigate."

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Patriot Act

TSA is part of it right?

Just saying,,,

Almost missed it...

if you have any question--- the answer is always 42.

Happy "Towel Day."

Well, Laura Ingraham is in good company

It seems like the almost listened to host of Air America The Special Ed Show...
or something like that mentioned the way Right wing rock star Laura Ingraham was talking about his Chicago Jeezus.
Sgt. Schultz decided to call her-
this right-wing slut, what’s her name?, Laura Ingraham? Yeah, she’s a talk slut. You see, she was, back in the day, praising President Reagan when he was drinking a beer overseas.

Right Schultzie, what kind of natural disasters were ongoing while he was hoisting a few? Not to say that if Bush wasn't in the middle of those hurricanes natural disasters personally, you'd be giving him anywhere near the slack that president Gutzycall is getting.

But anyway, maybe in 2012 Laura and Sarah can team up and sell book-end tees?

Stay klassy out their in Liberal-land!

Her Name

Is Malori Wampler.



She came to out attention because she got herself fired as a Colts cheerleader for some nekkid pix floating around. The reason she's been searched for so much is that those pics are now in the news because after she got fired she decided to sue the Colts for racial discrimination.

Drear God,,,

It's Obama, not Oklahoma.
Just wanted to clear that up.

Do you think he was born with such a lack of awareness, or he had to work on substituting real life for his version?

President Obama has joked that a musical mistake during his toast to the Queen was "like a soundtrack" to his speech.

The US president lightheartedly told Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg that he thought it added a film-like crescendo to his words.




Yeah- it's all about ME!


Thanks Tam.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Credit where credit is due

I have to give it to O'Bama, he can wield a good ping pong paddle. He's a lot better than Cameron.

School's out right?

That's why there's no class in this video uploaded by an 0bamabot:



I guess we shouldn't be surprised. He doesn't respect OUR national anthem, why should he pay any attention to the British one?

So, did we get any pictures of MEchelle slapping the Queen on her back this time?

Before they went to Westminster Abbey and tried to rewrite history...

Someone's head just exploded


When they saw this old post.

Look at this-



Cool, huh?
That's Mercury.

you get what you pay for

In the fact that I can't go in the front door of blogger to do a post.
I had to open my g-mail account and come in from the garage door.

It was that way for both FireFox and Explorer, so I guess it's something on the blogger side.
I couldn't leave a message at Deadmans dance either.

What about O'Bama and Cameron comparing themselves to Thatcher and Reagan and the Berlin Wall?

More like Abbot and Costello with the Rodney King riots thrown in.



There was a lot of tongue wagging about Herman Cain not knowing the term "Right of Return" and how he wasn't worthy or running in such circles as Newt the battle-tested armor who withstood clips being unloaded at him by sheep...or something.

But then he put himself a notch higher by actually admitting it, and admitting that he wasn't the smartest negro in the world.
I like to know people who learn from their mistakes, that means they won't do it again and take steps to avoid similar.

Weekly poll- Newton

Until something better catches my interest:

When will Newt Gingrich bow out?
Never, he's the Energizer Bunny of the established, entitled political class.
After his money runs out.
When it dawns on him that he's becoming a laughing stock.
The next time he puts his foot in his mouth.
pollcode.com free polls

Monday, May 23, 2011

So THAT'S why we can't get a budget passed

I kind of suspected it, but had it confirmed at The Daily Gator.

It looks like fun, so I'm going to join the Libs in some (possibly) undeserved name calling.
As we look at this pull quote here:

“What kind of culture leads one to do that? Sadly, it is a culture infused with resentment and hatred,” said Cantor, one of just two Jewish Republicans in Congress. “It is this culture that underlies the Palestinians’ and the broader Arab world’s refusal to accept Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish state."

Ok, he's even MORE of a minority than the half black president Race-card.

Now we know that the Democrats won't approve ANYTHING designed by a JEW! They're complete Anti-Semites, and want to turn Paul Ryan over to the Palestinians.
They'll never work on a budget that might help A JEW!

Their entire base hates JEWS, that's why they want to drown Israel in arabs- so they can have the Final-final Solution.
This time without benefit of the showers.
Straight from the camps to the ovens.