"Honey, the new Top Gear is on"

are you going to watch it?

Me: Which one?

Her: The new American show.

Me: No, I have the original on BBCA, why watch a cheap copy?

Then I heard 'Jessica' and some guys talking when the channel changes.

Her: They copied the whole thing, music, sound stage, the opening...

Me: I know, our TV producers suck at innovation. That's why your shows are so good over here.
I bet they had a tall funny-ish guy, a semi-hippie music professor and a short writer.

Her: I didn't watch that far...

Me: That's ok, I bet not a lot of others did either. It probably won't last five episodes. Why watch a crappy rip-off when you can see the original in your language?



We brought back something I gave my little sister when I got out of the Navy because I didn't have anywhere to put it- now I have two visitors every hour because of it.

Yep, I knew it

So President Kickass got busted in the mouth and needed stitches.

I figured it was something most guys would be able to shrug off, put some toilet paper on and go on. Chit, maybe small enough not to bother a girl, either.

12 stitches. Last time I needed 12 stitches was when I was stripping cable and sliced the side of my thumb. My boss made me go get them because the blood was making everything slippery. It was about an inch long, too.
BUT this weenie is a narcissist so those 12 stitches?

Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor's office on the ground floor of the White House after returning home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar.

So, I wonder what kind of pain meds they have him on.



UPDATE!!!!
I just thought of something.
Maybe Thurston Kerry III can sent President Kickass one of his Purple Hearts, I hear he's got plenty.

Even the French are laughing

Here's a video of Captain Kickazz getting asked what he planned to do about the Norks.

As he bumbles his way through a completely Barbra Streisand answer, watch Sarkozi dissing him in the trying to keep a straight face in the last ten seconds.

I was going to put a post up here about a Thanksgiving trip to England

But I forgot to write it before our round trip to Conroe for the family get together.

We only got back about an hour ago. So I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving.

I don't know how I got there,,,

But you might want to give the bosses at the TSA some suggestions...
I already sent them a concerned e-mail.
I told them that since they were the center of anti-hijacking efforts...
it might be a good idea that everyone who goes in needs to get their enhanced pat downs.

Go and make a suggestion...they want it.


No, really...they even have a section for "Thank You's"..I'm sure Gloria Allred will click that box

That's what I was trying to remember

It was a study about just how easy it was to get one group (in charge) thinking about the other (prisoners)as lesser.

It showed just how little was required to get people mindlessly follow orders.
Does that remind you of a certain group of people who are herding their lessers through their security Kabookie?

H/T to Random acts of patriotism (who needs to get higher on my blogroll) for the name.

I guess I'll have an extra slice of turkey

Just for these Mujado's who are on a hunger strike for amnesty.

Hell, it was your farging parents who snuck you over the border and never went through the trouble to get legal. Why should YOU get amnesty? So that you can end-around the system to grandfather your ILLEGAL parents that couldn't be bothered to get legal?

I think I'll have to have an extra white meat and dressing sandwich tomorrow - just for your cause.


Here's a nice turkey sandwich little mujado, want to trade it for amnesty?




You know, I do understand their point- they weren't responsible for their parents actions, but DON'T use those Liberal tactics to FORCE it down our throats.
We've had more than enough of that already.
Try an apple instead of a stick,people respond better.


And you students rioting in Kaliforistan, , ,
If the state wasn't giving out breaks for illeagls in the form of instate tuition- you probably wouldn't be having tiuition hikes- ever think about that?

The Lefts curious remembrances of history

So Whoopi Goldberg abd that other dingbat Joyless Behr walked off the set of their own show when Bill O'Reilly reminded them just who flew those planes into the Towers.

Then she somehow ended up on the O'Reilly Factor (gotta give her creds for showing up)
and had another problem with Bill mentioning the fact that the Japanese bombed Pearl harbor.

Here's a breaking story for KTVA,

It's about a "REAL" pedophile.
But he's not on Joe Millers staff- sorry.

Now we know

The Blogess does her shopping at Specks at IH-35.

I used to shop there, but now it's a 100mi. round trip for nothing.


But at least another Texan knows her!
Maybe this song is about her?

Here's another budget cutting idea

Thanks for the idea, Evo Morales.

Bolivia -- a country with a history of political instability and coups -- receives $70 million in U.S. aid annually, much of it for popular nutrition and health programs.

I'm sure your Socialist buddies ill be glad to step up.

Maybe they can show you how to keep your cities dark more and more.

I just couldn't resist

President Kickass is having White House meeting to determine the reaction to North Korea's aggression.



Rumors of sending his pet Wookie debunked.

When you disarm yourself

Things like this are happening in NYC right now:
...just stood there, until the driver gave in and went around.

...run wild in the vicinity of Seaview Avenue: On the grass, side streets, and on the busy main streets.

One woman recently said she was trapped in her car after turkeys jumped onto her windshield.

The horror!

Government efficiency exemplified

My cell phone started to act up this week-end, so I got another one from e-bay Sunday night. It's the CU 500 that I should have gotten the first time because it's pretty much bulletproof (it doesn't mind a diesel soaking either).

I got a link from paypal Monday morning that sent me to the USPS which told me:

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Class: First-Class Mail®
Service(s): Delivery Confirmation™
Status: Electronic Shipping Info Received

The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on November 22, 2010 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if / when available. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.



Track and Confirm Enter Label/Receipt Number.

Notification Options


Track & Confirm by email
Get current event information or updates for your item sent to you or others by email.

I just got back from NAS Kingsville where I hope to become a small cog in the military/industrial machine. All depending on some nameless, faxeless minion the the head office in Maine.


The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on November 22, 2010 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if / when available. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.

"OMG- there'll be blood in the streets!!1!!"

That's what you hear every time some gun fearing woosies hears about loosening up restrictions on firearms.

"It'll be just like the old west!!one!!"
I'm listening to a breakdown of the gunfight at the O.K. corral.

The widly known Gunfight at the O.K. corral, which is the standard, I guess for the violence of the old west.

I guess the reason it's talked about so much is that it was so far out of the norm that it got everybody's attention.
That wild gunfight killed a whole THREE people and wounded another THREE.

There's more killed in the "gun free" Chicago in an hour than probably the a month in the old west, and people were a lot more polite back then, too.

Harry Potter and the elements

The kid that plays Harry Potter sings the element song on Grahm Norton:

I don't know who that Hollywood Lib is next to him, but his head is ready to explode.

In spite of repeated examples...this is why we think Brits are smarter than us.

Meghan, Meghan, Meghan...

In order for you to become a Republican strategist, you have to actually BE a Republican.

Have you actually thought this through? I know you try to think like a big boobed blonde, but we know the carpet wouldn't match the drapes.
Has it occured to you yet, after someone told you what you said, that it might piss off some of the Lefties that you try to impress?

They won't like you anymore Mags, so maybe you should cut your losses now.

For the good of everyone.

Oh, BTW

You're supposed to feel sorry for those jackbooted Union thugs who are shredding your Fourth Amendment rights.

Their crooked Union Bosses say so, because if they had a real problem with it they'd quit, right? I've quit jobs when they wanted me to do chit that wasn't even that wrong.

But, I tell you what- I'll shut up and even give you an attaboy if any TSA Union Thug can show me when, in the NINE YEARS that it's been intensifying it's infringements- that it ever stopped a domestic terrorist.

I'm not talking about the domestic terrorist who was going to try hijacking a plane with pair of nail clippers, either- I mean a REAL terrorist.

Going where the MSM won't

As I've mentioned before, I'm not a trained member of the 1337 news media.

So I have no reason to not admit, or to hide the face that I was wrong in one of my previous TSA posts. The one with the NSFW pic.
Bob S. of 3 Boxes Blog was kind enough to set me straight with the link which included the history of said picture. Basically, it's a fake backscatter image.

He's right that we, the ones on the right side of this need to be above board with our arguments, and the TSA is helping us make them left and right.


BTW-
Does anyone remember this?
I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

And to any of you government thugs, how does that square with this?
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers,
and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be
violated; and no Warrants shall issue but upon probable cause, supported
by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be
searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

When I was stationed in Rota, Spain

The first time- when I was with the battalion- I ended up on the last dinner shift. Normally the food wasn't bad for the first two shifts, it really sucked, though if you didn't like chicken- which was all the meat that was left. I ended up learning to make some really killer salads off the salad bar- and they weren't what MEEchelle would consider healthy.

That being said, I wonder how long it will take before someone has a problem with the way kids load their salads from the newest idea in school lunch micromanagement from on high?

We all know that for the most part, teachers are in lockstep with every socialistic idea the .gov comes up with.
But in a surprising touch of reality, we have this...

One potential obstacle to the program is the refusal of many school districts to install salad bars for food-safety reasons and because of cumbersome USDA rules governing the federally subsidized school lunch program that feeds some 31 million U.S. school children every day.

Cooper named three school districts she knows of -- Philadelphia, Austin, Tex., and Montgomery County, Md., -- that have already indicated they will not support salad bars. Concerns have been raised that elementary school children in particular might be prone to spread disease at salad bars because they are too short for the standard "sneeze guard" installed on most salad bars, or because they might use their hands instead of the serving utensils provided.

Cooper, who would not comment on the pending White House announcement, has dismissed those concerns, saying, "As far as I’ve found out, there are no documented disease outbreaks from school salad bars. By and large, this is not a high risk area."
Yeah, right- well Mizz Cooper, as far as I know, there have been no airline jijackings from American airports since 9-11. Want to know what the TSA is doing about that?

About that intrusive micromanaging thing?
But schools also are deterred by USDA regulations that require students to pass by a cash register or "point of sale" station after they have been to the salad bar to ensure that they have served themselves the correct portions of fruits and vegetables required under the federal lunch program.
~snip~
students the minimum amounts they must take from salad bars, cashiers "must be trained to judge accurately the quantities of self-service items," and point-of-sale registers "must be stationed after the salad bar."

So, on the one hand we have the TSA going apeshite in shredding the Fourth Ammendment for something that hasn't happened in over NINE YEARS, and the other the Dept of Ed poo-pooing any safety concerns for innocent little crotchfruit.

There is a way you can, Warren

Just tell your accountant to write a check to the Dept. of Treasury for whatever you think you underpaid in taxes.

And, since you think that you're not paying enough taxes and that the middle and lower class should pay less- I'll give you my information and you can take care of that, too.
See, everybody wins!

I thought Libs were supposed to be high tech

That they were the innovative ones and all, while us fudgetty Conservatives were clinging to our parchment scrolls and assault weapons.

But the retarded Lib who came up with this game makes me wonder why he's out there trying to push even MORE oil onto the gulf.

At least HE made the trains run on time

For a while.

I'm going to give my little Hitler smiley a rest because the way this administration is going, he's going to get a workout in the next two years.

This time he- without the Lamestream media's wailing- is going to out BusHitler Bush in deciding what you can see, or not see on AlGore's intertubes.
Because,,,,it's for the children or equality,,,or something.



At least we know his amateurs are good for something. Too bad his pack of Chicago hacks only know how to bend the law till it breaks.


Well Barry, you didn't learn anything from this last November, I hope for your sake that you don't overrxtend yourself, things could get ugly.

Bueller?

Bueller?

Life imitating art.

Have you ever been on E-bay,,,

and seen a real good 'buy it now!' price, and just before you hit that button glanced at the sellers rating?

Normally, a rating of 98.2% would be a plus, but on E-bay it's the kiss of death for me, sorry guy.

So, is the TSA admitting it's not about safety?

And not explicitly saying it's working to condition the sheeple to obey their gov't betters?

The TSA's own website tells you that they won't be able to see non-metallic weapons or bombs:

Millimeter wave technology produces an image that resembles a fuzzy photo negative.

Backscatter technology produces an image that resembles a chalk etching.

But we know they're lying because this NSFW image doesn't look alot like the intentionally altered images in the TSA site, and I bet I'd be able to identify her after she left. ---->link fixed<---- (here is the same pic with colors inverted) Besides, if it's "impossible" to capture an image....how are they going to prosecute someone that brought a 'prohibited' item with them? As an additional thought--if this is such a safety issue, why are they not forcing this 'enhanced' body search on airports that don't have those scanners? Because it would seem to me, that there would be a better chance of someone trying something where there WASN'T a scanner.....but I'm not an appointed, unresponsive, unelected political appointee. THEN we get to the whole "maybe we'll give molsems a pass on the whole enhanced screening" thing. Janet Nepalitano, when asked couldn't come right out and deny they'd get a pass....on religious grounds.

Does someone want to remind her about which religion STARTED us doing this whole security playacting anyway.


Then we have Ray LaHood threatening to block cell phone use in your own private vehicle....for the childeren! the good of the public.

Ad the FCC taking over the internet, monitering your e-mails, IMs and text messages.

Good thing it's not George Bush doing these things, because a government takeover always feels better when it's a warm and fuzzy takeover-



Right?


UPDATE
And since the Democrats want to control what you put into your body, you won't even be able to settle your nerves with a rum and Coke, because it'll be illegal to mix the two.

UPDATE PART- The Second
I'd appreciate it if anyone can throw a link my way from Scopes debunking that NSFW pic, since I can't find it.

Poor Kim

First she has to wear a back-up alarm, so people can get out of her way.
Now she's single again, while her two famous-for-being-famous sisters are married and mothers.

I guess I should feel sorry for her love life, but I'm only using it as an excuse to mention free milk and cows...

Holders' DOJ- lying down for the cause

I suppose you've heard by now about the 280 charges that got thrown out in the civilian trial of al-Quada operative Ahmed Ghailani.

If not, Eric Holders racially motivated DOJ let the defense get over on all but one charge, and that wasn't even murder for the bombing of two U.S. Embassies.

So, given this, why are we supposed to believe that the civilian trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would be any different? In spite of the promise that he'd be guaranteed a guilty sentence in a kangaroo court located in NYC.


But then again, Khalid doesn't really have that melanin enhanced indicator that triggers the Holder DOJ to walk away from nailing him as hard as they can- goes he?



Because when you make your whole administration about race, that's what people think you're all about.

George Donner, your trail is ready

To the House Democrats,,,,

Thank you!

Really!


Now lets see just how the Tea Party does in 2012.


Because nothing makes Socialism more inviting than a leader who will do anything to stay in power.

Only the French

Who else would pull a sit-down strike while on vacation?

The way I understand, is that the plane was late, and ended up in Belgium because the original shut down for the night. They were offered a more comfortable place to lay-over but refused to deplane.

The plane landed in Liege at around 11:30 p.m. and passengers were still inside it at 3:30 a.m. the next morning.

"This is unacceptable," Mylene Netange, who runs a network on social responsibility for business leaders, said. "The pilot and crew are no longer here. They left us here."
Yeah? Why should they be inconvenienced by your temper tantrum?

Reda Yahiyaoui, a business owner who was traveling with his wife, a two-month-old baby and a three-year-old, said the passengers had no water and the toilets in the plane were locked.

"The pilot left and he even left the cockpit door open," he said.
I don't know why Reda is complaining- the OFFERED a nice warm, dry, well lit place that had REAL toilets......but nooo, Frenchie has to do his best imitation of a Leftie Lib that side of the Atlantic.