Wow, at least he found out before a $10k engagement ring, a $15k wedding, moving in together, extensive emotional investment, and a $20k divorce attorney.
I am a firm believer that before people are allowed to get married, they need to actually go through a divorce with their "one true love." Nothing, and I mean NOTHING brings out the real inner personality of a person like a break up. Seriously, you have absolutely ZERO idea of who you are dating, marrying, or shacking up with until you are sitting in a lawyers office arguing over who gets custody of the 1/4 cup measuring spoon.
Imagine being married and raising kids with this crackhead. Imagine at the first sign of trouble she just gets bored and has sex with a friend of yours. Ouch.
Such a funny love story indeed. Good thing it has been posted.
ReplyDeleteWow, at least he found out before a $10k engagement ring, a $15k wedding, moving in together, extensive emotional investment, and a $20k divorce attorney.
ReplyDelete..But did he learn that the "good listeners" sex, well, ISN'T?
ReplyDeleteOne of them is definitely better off without the other.
Wow, just... wow.
ReplyDeleteI am a firm believer that before people are allowed to get married, they need to actually go through a divorce with their "one true love."
ReplyDeleteNothing, and I mean NOTHING brings out the real inner personality of a person like a break up. Seriously, you have absolutely ZERO idea of who you are dating, marrying, or shacking up with until you are sitting in a lawyers office arguing over who gets custody of the 1/4 cup measuring spoon.
That's an old one. it was easier to read and took less bandwidth though when it was just a txt box.
ReplyDeleteThat was rich. Posted.
ReplyDeleteTHOSE are the two lessons he learned???? lol...
ReplyDeleteImagine being married and raising kids with this crackhead.
ReplyDeleteImagine at the first sign of trouble she just gets bored and has sex with a friend of yours.
Ouch.