Tuesday, February 15, 2011

In Texas we have a saying about loyalty

It's called riding for the brand.

Which pretty much means you'll do whatever it takes to keep the cows safe. That you'll put yourself in danger and even die to protect a cow worth $1.25.

Because You gave your word to the owner that you'd give your all for a fair return when the herd got to Kansas City.

Now that the owners of HuffPo got $315 million for the content their free writers built, will those same writers keep writing for free? Will the Liberal owners of the Huffington Post think about redistributing the wealth to those who gave their time and talents to make rich people more wealthy?

Or, as is more likely- those greedy rich owners of HuffPo will continue to hoard their excessive wealth from those that deserve it.


So, will those same writers keep giving free content? Making the rich even richer just so they can get whatever honors for writing for the brand?

Monday, February 14, 2011

Watch this video



Now, this video is old-ish. But now that they're in service, everybody wants one.

It's a 25MM cannon. Plus all the battery powered sooper scoping crap hanging off of it.

Does anyone remember the reason the reason the .GOV still makes our troops carry a poodle-shooter instead of something useful?

?

?

How much ammo each Troop can carry.

Just FWIW

I'm still #1 on Google images for Chelsea Clintons nipples.

Is CNN catching any of these Iranian protests?

Because if not, then Prezident 'TEH GRIPPER' , his CIA nor his State Dept. will know that there are protesters in the Streets of Iran demanding---CHANGE.

Any bets on when the Slurpee King will call for the Mullahs to step down.
Before he demands a shift in leadership.
And then a gradual change by popular referendum.

Before Sarah Palin becomes the national focal point until this is done.

Karma

Don't you love it when it bites some of the most deserving?

Embrace it Sean, that's what you're fighting for.
A bigger, more controlling and intrusive government that doesn't care how much you contributed to it's growth.


Don't let it harsh your mellow there, Spicoli.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Ok guy, I appreciate your being there

and the training and danger you put yourself in.

BUT-

If I just wasted nine, million Dollar missiles on three abandoned trucks that you already took out with guns....and MISSED all nine times, I wouldn't have put it out for everyone to see.



Just saying,,,

You mean that's NOT Kim Kardashian's real @ss?

You're trying to tell me that there are women out there who actually want a butt so big it takes an entire roll of T.P. to finish the job?
That there are more than just a few flakes out there that want to be required to wear a back-up alarm anywhere near a construction site?

Yeah, well I'm white, hate rap, didn't grow up in the Projects and don't admire that whole gangbanger lifestyle.



Don't go in Kim!
0bama's trying to KEEP the oceans from rising!

Happy Valentines Day hunny

The Reverend sends you his love.

And to you over at GoProud, he's thinking about you today, too.

And you motor heads, he didn't forget you either.

And here's even some love for you Liberal gals out there ;-)

One more shout-out to Anne Coulter!

The Gipper, huh?

How about something more realistic?



Because I saw this and just had to share.



Because I'm nice like that.



You may want to swallow that...





Because, really quién es más macho?

That's a good expression for the 0bama toutch

The 0bama undertow.

Because what could be better to describe the reverse Midas touch TEH WON brings to everything he backs?

WOW! Now I get it, he's using his power of FAIL by backing the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Genius!

Looking at Drudge this morning

I can envision some telephone calls to the Community Organizer in Chief-

From Yemin and Algeria Asking 0bungler to keep quiet,

And the king of Saudi Arabia TELLING teh Zipper to keep his piehole closed.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

To any singers out there

Who are given the honor of singing the National Anthem ...anywhere.
Whenever you decide to 'make it my own' when you go off script:

This is what YOU think it sounds like-



THIS is what everyone else hears-

There are three things to take from this video

First Conservatives DO have a sense of humor.

Second Andrew Breitbart is either a good poker player or halfway agreed with Jimmy.

Three Jimmy McMillan is a stand-up guy. He's the ONLY Republican male I've heard stand up for Sarah Palin (forward to almost the end).

Someone else just got 40 stitches


...And she's a basketball cheerleader.
Who stayed through their routine to help place 4th overall.

...And Prez Kickazz got 40* 12 stiches plying B.ball.

Did they call the game?

With all these people getting hurt in the name of basketball, maybe we need to look at regulating it?

* Sorry, I was thinking of the days he was doing his Egypt thing wandering in the desert.

BTW...Prez Kickazz...

You might want to look at Yemen.

I don't know if it's on CNN or Al Jazzira yet- so maybe the CIA and State Dept. haven't heard about it yet. They need those community organizing skills you just used in Egypt over there now.

Can anyone in the know tell me why

It's taken over two months for a basic Navy background check?
I really doubt that it's top or even sooper sekrit clearance that I need to refuel trainers at a south Texas air training command.

Has the NIS been taken over by TEH WONs Clown Posse?
Are they all busy watching CNN and Al Jazzera for foreign intelligence?

I talked to two people I had for background references yesterday and neither has been contacted yet.

I mean WTF?

Friday, February 11, 2011

I never really liked Winnie the Pooh anyway

But Piglet shouldn't have ended that way.

Are they going to turn the 100 acre woods into a Solar Array next?

How time flies

Do you realize 32 years ago we had a clueless Democrat in power who watched helplessly as protesters took over Iran and were praised for their fighting for freedom and overthrowing oppression? When our President backed the protesters against a friendly leader.

Just like Egypt today.
Because who's in charge, again?

My President shouldn't need 30 25 months on a learning curve

Ok Oprah?
"I feel that everybody has a learning curve, and I feel that the reason why I was willing to step out for him was because I believed in his integrity and I believed in his heart," the influential TV host said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in Chicago.

Of the negative mood of the country, Oprah added, “I think everybody complaining ought to try it for once.”

Except, Oprah- I 'KNOW' I'm not qualified even if I am eligible. Wanna see my birth certificate?

BUT if somehow I ended up there, we'd have actual, you know...COMPETENT people instead of political hacks appointed as a reward for breaking election laws.

The high capacity magazine

And the reason GFWs want to ban them is to keep people from shooting too fast- right?

Are we only going to ban certain styles?
Certain calibers?
Certain assemblies that we don't like?

Are we going to make sure 'assault rifles' are made so they can't shoot too fast?

If you're going under the caliber and 'assault rifle" thing, then this magazine of Nancy R. would be banned.
Because it works on an .80 cal weapon that was high tech for it's day and used in the most advanced militaries known to man, and allows for much more rapid shooting than a rifle without it.



But, if we want to be sure no one is able to fire more than one round at a time, then we'll mandate single shot pistols!
YES, that way the gunman can be taken down before he fires another shot!



Brilliant-

Except it's been thought of before...





BUT- I'm not one of those Liberals who want to control what you can shoot.
As far as I'm concerned you can make your own eebbile black rifle with double redundant multicromatic search-lasers with RCP launching gas powered piston rails....AND a bayonet lug if you want to pay for it.
Me, I'm more of a traditionalist.

It's not like it's their money or anything

So why not give huge bonuses to the managers that got you those farging HUGE taxpayer funded bailouts? These are the same people who's decisions helped run GM and Chrysler into the ground, aren't they?

The only people that had anything bad happen to them were the CEOs.
And the taxpayers.
And the stockholders who lost 70% of their personal property for a Union payback.

So why not give your managers anywhere from 12% to 50% of their yearly salary in bonuses- especially the geniuses in the advertising department that paid MORE than the going rate for their Super Bowl ad.
I'd take it too, it's not like they are really paying back the .GOV anywhere close to what they owe from profits.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I'm not even going there

WE have a billion dollar spy organization (plus the uncounted Black Ops. stuff) and they're getting their Egyptian intel from CNN?

Somebody needs to refund his entire CIA salary.

You're doin' a good job Leo!

You got that right, Tater

And if you recognize that from Ron White, you'll know this link is going to send you to an add-on you can appreciate.

Unlike this 0bama voter.

Caption it


The cookie! Save that cookie!!

It puts me in my happy place right now

Because I'm sitting in a nice warm house- and not on an exposed backhoe seven feet in the 25 degree air.

Or 35 feet above ground in a bucket truck fixing lights.

This is one of my failings

Even though I understand how devastating it is to loose part of your hand-
when I saw this clip, all I could think of was "Look, a talking raccoon."

I should feel bad, shouldn't I?

Can you believe that the Republican party

actually thought they could get enough votes to put this DOOSH in as the President?
Who's showing his statesmanshiplike skillz with his good friends at GMA

"We are paying a very heavy price for the mismanagement -- that's the kindest word I can give you -- of Donald Rumsfeld, of this war," he said while running for president in 2007. "I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of Defense in history."


The Rino got all butthurt because Rummy said this about our favorite maverick:
In the book, Rumsfeld had claimed McCain had a "hair-trigger temper" and "a propensity to shift his positions to appeal to the media.

US Weakly: "We don't care if it's a fake Palin quote."

We'll print ANY quote that's in any way damaging. Even if we KNOW it came from a satire news site.

Because we want all that free publicity Dan Blather got for his "Fake-but-accurate" hitpiece on the Rather biased cBS news show.

Maybe they were hoping to get some long lived fake quotes like the ones from some liberal actresss on a show that was funny...about 20 years ago.

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

If you want to know more about Mubarak and Egypt than Obama does

Or any of his top apparatchiks trying to advise him, go here and read what Brock posts about the recent Egyptian history and the Muslim Brotherhoods place in it.

Go! Learn something.

Can someone explaine to me

WHY weren't babies and toddlers dying like flies back in the 30's- 40's-50's and 60's when everybody and their little brother smoked?

Because, apparently THIRD HAND smoke is almost as deadly as standing in front of a machine gun. Because the nicotine coats all surfaces in a deadly layer that converts anything it touches into something MUCH deadlier than just nicotine.