Ban assault boots too!

This makes as much sense as their PSH about black plastic guns, doesn't it?

H/T to I can't remember..

Something for Liberals to think about

I came on this quote from a favorite author, and saw how well it fit todays enlightened crowd:

“Huxley: "Tell me something Bryce, do you know the difference between a Jersey, a Guernsey, a Holstein, and an Ayershire?"
Bryce: "No."
Huxley: "Seabags Brown does."
Bryce: "I don't see what that has to do..."
Huxley: "What do you know about Gaelic history?"
Bryce: "Not much."
Huxley: "Then why don't you sit down one day with Gunner McQuade. He is an expert. Speaks the language, too."
Bryce: "I don't..."
Huxley: " What do you know about astronomy?"
Bryce: "A little."
Huxley: "Discuss it with Wellman, he held a fellowship."
Bryce: "This is most puzzling."
Huxley: "What about Homer, ever read Homer?"
Bryce: "Of course I've read Homer."
Huxley: "In the original Greek?"
Bryce: "No"
Huxley: "Then chat with Pfc. Hodgkiss. Loves to read the ancient Greek."
Bryce: "Would you kindly get to the point?"
Huxley: "The point is this, Bryce. What makes you think you are so goddam superior? Who gave you the bright idea that you had a corner on the world's knowledge? There are privates in this battalion who can piss more brains down a slit trench then you'll ever have. You're the most pretentious, egotistical individual I've ever encountered. Your superiority complex reeks. I've seen the way you treat men, like a big strutting peacock. Why, you've had them do everything but wipe your ass. "


Without cheating- any guesses who it is?
He was a WWII marine and a prolific Pro-Isrealie author.

Ahhh- Slick Willey

We always know where your mind is at:

Arab Spring 2.0

And where is 0bama calling for "democracy" in Egypt now?
If I remember right, it didn't take this long for President "Smart Diplomacy" to call for President Assad to step down after the "Arab Spring" riots started the first time.

Now that he has a fellow traveler in charge, we don't care about democracy and won't call for Morsy to step down...for the good of the people?

Just in case you didn't know

Because positive news travels slower than bad, there is a Conservative site to counter FBs Liberal slant.

I got there from The Blaze, so I'll send you there, too.
I've been on since this morning and there is a definite positive vibe, unlike Liberal sites I've been at.


UPDATE:
6:04PM Saturday-
Congrats, we flooded them so much we crashed their site!
It's a good problem to have.

Barrys got a gun

The Left has come undone....
What will those Lefties doOoo?

Evidence of the first and only time 0bama shot a gun.
 They won't show the one taken two seconds later when he's dropping it like a girl...

UPDATE:
Compare and contrast....

HMmmmmm...........

Dear gun-grabbers

I just wanted to let you know that whatever you do, there's a workaround.

I was just surfing Gunbroker and decided to see what they had in unregisted and unregulated pistols.
See these are that way because YOU people think they're not dangerous.
So they can be bought by anyone, through the mail any time- without background checks and records.
Because they only shoot that antique black powder and we can see where you are!

BUT WAIT! There's more- If you have a .44 Remington- you can buy this to make it a modern pistol firing .45 Colt LC.

Granted, it's not a Glock with the power to kill thousands at one time, but it's an unregistered, unregulated modern firearm that the .GOV doesn't know we have.


Or- we could just make our own EBRs too.

Rule-5 The plot thickens

With no theme unless one develops- your thick girls rule-5:

As usual- extra points for not cheating on our starlet.

UPDATE:
As a freebee to you all- go to MissKs and vote on whether they're real or not.

I see our favorite girl protesters are back in the news

This time there at Davos  whipping them out to protest businesses being businesses instead of Non-government money trees.

You remember the girls of FEMEN, right?

So John Boehner, how did you cave this time?

I'm asking because you Wasington DeeCee Republicans have a pretty reliable history of giving the Socialists most of what they want for crumbs in return.

I can't imagine your "deal" on illegal Amnesty will be much different. No matter WHO you have talking about it.

UPDATE:
This has now been confirmed by the Maverick John McCain.


One of those senators, Republican John McCain of the border state of Arizona, said on ABC's "This Week" program that the group still had hard work ahead but that he was pleased with the progress and that the principles of a comprehensive plan would be put forth this week.
McCain said the plan was much like a 2007 immigration proposal that died during the presidency of George W. Bush. That plan included a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, tighter borders, a guest worker program and requirements for employers to verify workers' immigration status.

COEXIST

The real meaning of your meaningless bumpersticker.

Dear AT&T

And especially your utility contractors- I wish to express a hearty F&CK YOU.

I just got home(take a look at the time stamp) from a road crossing that was supposed to take six hours, until we ran into a farging SEVEN FOOT  wall of cement buried in the road right where we had to cross.
That seven foot deep wall of concrete was deeper than the AT&T pull box 150' away...with two sets of eight 4" conduits.

Pictures tomorrow.

Has anyonr heard Anne Coulters take on this?

That her first pick for President- before backing the next most electable guy to lose is getting financial help from Zuckerburg?

So after seeing the swallowing during the 0bama visit and the anti-gun stance, is Anne going to say anything about her boy gladhanding with some Uber-Lib?

Rule-5 Thurdays

International edition-

Which one is the international star?

I call Bullsh1t- Tommy Williams

For anyone outside of Texas, we have a Lege that meets every two years.
This is the year they meet to decide about taxes, laws and other things that affect the freedom-loving people of Texas.

One of the big things in the news is the fact that we have some $90 Billion in our "Rainy Day" fund and probably triple that in Tax revenues from the Eagle-Ford oil fields.

Naturally Democrats want to dump all of it into "Big Education".

One state Senator with an (R) behind his name from a district that is one mass of humanity from Houston to Conroe -Due to non-Texans immigrating want's to put a special tax bill up for consideration.

Which is complete Bullsh1t because it's a roundabout way for School Districts to unconstitutionally increase our property taxes beyond legal limits.

Here it is in all it's non-historical.......glory.
 If you didn't click the link- he wants a special taxation category to fund  the training and arming of Texas teachers!

UMmmmmmmmmm..except for those two loons yesterday at a COLLEGE, or the thing at Austin A&M, or the Bryan COLLEGE shootings................when is the last time anyone has gone into a TEXAS High School, Middle School or Grade School and shot ANYONE?

Yeah- none that I can think of either.
So WHY do we need ANOTHER tax for something that never happened?

Kind of late

But appropriate (and new to me):

I have to admit that my first reaction to the news

was to throw-up in my mouth a little, and then go eeewwwk.

Because some 0bot is going to make an 'erotic' novel starring the First Grifters.

Now. For something completely different-

If 0bama really cared about kids

And *really* wanted to save the lives of children instead of using them as anti-gun props-

Why isn't he doing something to stop on-demand abortion as birth control?

A stupid idea is a stupid idea

No matter who comes up with it, and seeing as it's the RNC- it's doubly shortsighted and stupid.

Because, RNC- if you can remember way back to the 2000 elections- if we would have had your ideas in place..........Our president would have been Albert R. Gore II.
The Democrats have been trying that fr the last twelve years in some states the Romney LOST electoral vote, even when he WON the state.


No wonder you're called the Stupid Party.
Take a bad Democrat idea and run with it.
I'm sure glad I don't have to vote for you anymore.









Because you LOST this last "MOSTIMPORTANTELECTION--OFYOURLIFE...........EVAR"
and I dont't have to vote for evil- no mater how 'lessor'.

Do you brainiacs want cake?

You'll have to cut it first!

How do you cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts?

Andrew Cuomouous 1000 words

on American history:

AND according to EBL- it's Rule-5 for guns day today.
Sooooo- representatives of what's in the house now-

Why is it

That the wife is watching PBS- and I know it without even looking?
Because there is a certain ..."smoothness" or calmness like you're trying to keep a wolf calm, because Liberals need that?

It's like listening to smeone talk down to a fifth grader- or something.


Gawd, it's grating.

Thursday Rule-5...Flappers

and other wild childs:

AND for extra credit- who's the famous one today?


UPDATE:
Looks like BZ almost got it---still need a name and you can split points.





Maybe this will help:
 http://youtu.be/GqRR3qLNAYY

In which the author admits he was wrong

Yes, I have to admit that I was wrong in relentlessly referring to him as a Communist.

I should have said the wanna-be dictator, huh?

So, Andrew Cuomo-

Now that you're bragging about this law that your Liberals voted for in the middle of the night this morning, and your telling us that nobody needs ten bullets to kill a deer- and nobody hunts with an 'assault rifle'..........

Want to show me where it says anything about hunting here?

Look! Democrats

Enjoying a walk in DeeCee:

Don't. Bunch. Up!

Every time we did something military when I was a Sea Bee we were always told "don't bunch up!"

Because when you do on patrols or stumbling into an ambush site it makes it easier to kill you all.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read about that new III Citadel Project up in the frozen north of Idaho.

Then I thought of Waco and Ruby ridge and what would happen when 0bama turns *real* firepower on it.

Are you smarter than....

Your average service member?

Take a sample ASVAB test and find out.
It used to take a minimum of 37 to get into the army, now that they're getting smaller- I hear you'll need a 50.
Good luck on this test made for a tenth grade education!


When I took it the first time- the detailer in Orlando stopped me on the way to my basic electronic class and tried to get me to covert to being a Nuk.
I told him I like seeing the sun, so I'd stay a Sea Bee TYVM.
I took it last week and got three points higher.

UPDATE;
I guess nobody's looking for a 20 minute time waster.
I got 87 the first time it after being out of school for almost two years and this sample gave me a 90.

Thursday thick girl rule 5

Like a screen door: