I have to admit that my first reaction to the news

was to throw-up in my mouth a little, and then go eeewwwk.

Because some 0bot is going to make an 'erotic' novel starring the First Grifters.

Now. For something completely different-

If 0bama really cared about kids

And *really* wanted to save the lives of children instead of using them as anti-gun props-

Why isn't he doing something to stop on-demand abortion as birth control?

A stupid idea is a stupid idea

No matter who comes up with it, and seeing as it's the RNC- it's doubly shortsighted and stupid.

Because, RNC- if you can remember way back to the 2000 elections- if we would have had your ideas in place..........Our president would have been Albert R. Gore II.
The Democrats have been trying that fr the last twelve years in some states the Romney LOST electoral vote, even when he WON the state.


No wonder you're called the Stupid Party.
Take a bad Democrat idea and run with it.
I'm sure glad I don't have to vote for you anymore.









Because you LOST this last "MOSTIMPORTANTELECTION--OFYOURLIFE...........EVAR"
and I dont't have to vote for evil- no mater how 'lessor'.

Do you brainiacs want cake?

You'll have to cut it first!

How do you cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts?

Andrew Cuomouous 1000 words

on American history:

AND according to EBL- it's Rule-5 for guns day today.
Sooooo- representatives of what's in the house now-

Why is it

That the wife is watching PBS- and I know it without even looking?
Because there is a certain ..."smoothness" or calmness like you're trying to keep a wolf calm, because Liberals need that?

It's like listening to smeone talk down to a fifth grader- or something.


Gawd, it's grating.

Thursday Rule-5...Flappers

and other wild childs:

AND for extra credit- who's the famous one today?


UPDATE:
Looks like BZ almost got it---still need a name and you can split points.





Maybe this will help:
 http://youtu.be/GqRR3qLNAYY

In which the author admits he was wrong

Yes, I have to admit that I was wrong in relentlessly referring to him as a Communist.

I should have said the wanna-be dictator, huh?

So, Andrew Cuomo-

Now that you're bragging about this law that your Liberals voted for in the middle of the night this morning, and your telling us that nobody needs ten bullets to kill a deer- and nobody hunts with an 'assault rifle'..........

Want to show me where it says anything about hunting here?

Look! Democrats

Enjoying a walk in DeeCee:

Don't. Bunch. Up!

Every time we did something military when I was a Sea Bee we were always told "don't bunch up!"

Because when you do on patrols or stumbling into an ambush site it makes it easier to kill you all.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read about that new III Citadel Project up in the frozen north of Idaho.

Then I thought of Waco and Ruby ridge and what would happen when 0bama turns *real* firepower on it.

Are you smarter than....

Your average service member?

Take a sample ASVAB test and find out.
It used to take a minimum of 37 to get into the army, now that they're getting smaller- I hear you'll need a 50.
Good luck on this test made for a tenth grade education!


When I took it the first time- the detailer in Orlando stopped me on the way to my basic electronic class and tried to get me to covert to being a Nuk.
I told him I like seeing the sun, so I'd stay a Sea Bee TYVM.
I took it last week and got three points higher.

UPDATE;
I guess nobody's looking for a 20 minute time waster.
I got 87 the first time it after being out of school for almost two years and this sample gave me a 90.

Thursday thick girl rule 5

Like a screen door:

We get the leadership we deserve

And with the dumbing down of America, we have this-

Although it was actually a uniquely groomed dog roaming loose, three callers to 911 on Tuesday reported a baby lion, the city of Norfolk said today.
Two calls came after 10 a.m. on Granby Street near the zoo and on Llewellyn Avenue.
About 1:20 p.m., another 911 caller reported seeing a baby lion on Colley Avenue at 50th Street.
“I’d like to report a lion sighting,” one caller said.
“Say that again?” a dispatcher replied.
In the call near the zoo, a woman said, “There was a lion that ran across the street – a baby lion. It was about the size of a Labrador retriever.” Another caller said, “I don’t know if it got away from the zoo or what.”

Because the entire Liberal weight has been to turn our schools and entertainment into the prequel to Idiocracy.

Does anyone still have a Bank of America account?

If so, why?

BoA has always been on the side of anyone but us.
They got their bailout and still decided to charge for everything they could, you know double-dipping from the taxpayer.
They've tried screwing a company that make fiberglass gun stocks.
They were instrumental in getting 0bama re-elected with favorable loans to his campaign.

And now they're going after another gun company by freezing their account -because they don't like them selling gun parts over the internet.

The only reason I wish I still had an account there is so I could close it again.

Hey James

If you can't understand how someone can feel about Hillary!- stop down to the Daily Kos and shout GEORGE BUSH!

Carville’s take: “I mean, this is really an inhumane kind of discussion that these people were having. I have no idea what would lead them to do something like that. It’s sort of beyond me —

Or maybe you should get a twitter account and watch the hate from your people next time a Republican is in the news.

Ok braniacks

What's YOUR answer?

The FB comments were pretty much equal on two different numbers.

Who is a viable third party?

The republican House just voted almost overwhelmingly to re-elect cave-man Boehner as their leader with a whole TEN voting against.

Read the whole nauseating thing here, if you want.

But wait! Cave-man Boehner promises to stick to his principles this next time after caving in every other time he's had to do some hard bargening.



Why should I expect anything else this next time?
Or the time after that?

New Years Curves

Decker the halls.

I'd jump on that deal

Intel Ba-bup-ba-bum is looking at per channel subscription broadband cable beamed direct to your TeeWee.

The cable companies who supply you with 400 channels (only 15 that you watch) say you won't go for it.
I would. I was paying DirecTV about $65 a month for about 250 channels of which about
-50% were were in Spanish -which I don't speak very well
-30% were mostly spots channels which hardly ever got watched.
-10% were shopping and religion
-5% dedicated to Liberal talking points (CNN, MSN......)
-And of the 5 or 6 what is now the
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives channel
American Pawn-Pickers
The Storage Wars channel
House Hunters channel


Yeah- I'd willingly pay for just the BBCAmerica channel.

Time to make the Do-nuts

Points for this cultural reference.

THIS is the reaso we have such distaine for Congress

It's bad enough that these creatures of DeeCee took the graft....
But to be told that ethically they did nothing wrong, because Congress doesn't HAVE normal moral and Standards..............is --over the top of Hubris.

I *know* it wrong to take something from someone I'm going to have to regulate, or make a rule about in the very near future. Because that's how I have been taught.
You *don't* take things from people that might have a way to influence you.
You don't even want to look like you're bed partners with someone like that.  We were taught that in the `80's military.
Even if you're NOT doing something wrong, don't do it anyway because it LOOKS like something is not right.


But thoe *Elites* in both houses of Congress can do anything they want, and f&ck the people that pay our salary, because we got a good deal on our re-fi'ed home mortgage from the same people we're supposed to stop from making illegal loans.

I quit!

F&ck you Republican party.

I'm glad that this last election was the last that was  "ThemostIMPORTANTelectionofyouentireLIFE" and now that we lost because all we had was YOUR "most electable" candidate to not vote against.

And now you cave to a bunch of Democrats with a Socialist agenda to drive America bankrupt.
In return for $330 BILLION dollars in new taxes, we get the Spork and napkin wastage reduced to the Spork wastage in DeeCee.

DON'T count on my vote ever again!

Out with the old

In with the new

Going to be an interesting next 12 months- isn't it?

If I remember right

The next thing we'll be hearing about the Apparatchik Clinton will be that she is still in the hospital in worsening health.
...Until we find out she's dead
Because that how communists let it be known that someone expendable has  ceased to be useful to the cause.

Why, yes I do remember how that whole soviet change of command works.
Then we'll *have to* approve Thurston Kerry III for her position with out having her testify on her mistakes (if she can remember them) regarding Benghazi.

Thursday rule 5 on Sunday

Because I could say I was busy, but I wasn't.
And since I get more g00gle hits, I'm going to rename this curvy Thursdays.

To paraphrase Richard Dawson- Your curvy actress -IS?
Extra points for which sitcom she was in-



Edit to add:
#5- the one who has severely questionable taste in associates isn't the one I have tagged for today's actress. 

BTW- Merry Christmas from the ASPCA

Because it's always a good time to spend millions on a Christmas guilt trip.



And for only $18/mo, you too can keep some fat cat professional do-gooder living their lives in style- which is more than Sally Struthers wants to feed people.

I have to admit

He lost me at "the electric tape stops the electricity from escaping."

Then he goes into some bogus math to prove that somehow a DC (ok pulsating DC) can use inductance to double your internet speed.



How is this theory flawed- in layman's language.
Bonus points for what I consider the best answer/analogy.

UPDATE:
How about this?
Even if it did work as advertized (I don't know how it could...but...) The fastest speed you're going to get on your computer is what you pay the company for.
Unless you can find a way to fool the switchgear in the main office, you're not going to get much more than you pay for.

Now if I remember my communist history correctly

All these excuses for Hillary! being unavailable since Dec. 15th, will continue, and she'll even be making statements from her sickbed.

Except that we hear she hasn't been seen by any Dr.s or checked into anywhere for something that would put her down for ten days.

Like Drudge asked- Where's Hillary!?

If my memory serves- we'll be hearing even more far-fetched and unbelievable reasons we're not seeing her.
When the excuses get too wild, the MSM might even start to wonder openly.