So the Viqueens delayed a game because of a little snow.
It would be nice to see real men on the field again.
Monday, December 27, 2010
Not quite clear on this concept
The guy that started wikipedia says he doesn't want people distracted by ads.
...Or he doesn't want to clutter up his site with moneymaking ads.
So what's the difference between throwing up an ad and putting your face as headliner begging for money?
The fact that you're staying true to your hippie roots by not "selling out" to corporations?
...Or he doesn't want to clutter up his site with moneymaking ads.
So what's the difference between throwing up an ad and putting your face as headliner begging for money?
The fact that you're staying true to your hippie roots by not "selling out" to corporations?
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Putting it into context
We woke up to an outdoor thermometer that said 18 degrees Fahrenheit.
The Daily mail is expanding on their weather woes:
Traditional family walks to help the turkey go down were mostly off the cards today as Britain endured its coldest Christmas Day in living memory.
The mercury plummeted to -5.9C at Glenlivet in 1996, but that record was smashed last night when temperatures dropped to -17C at Worcester and -18C at Altnaharra in northern Scotland.
Some areas enjoyed a traditional white Christmas, with snow falling in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen and north east England.
Most parts of England, Wales and Northern Ireland were sunny and dry but daytime temperatures are set to remain below freezing.
In Fahrenheit, we're looking at about 20F, about 0F and 0F.
In S. Texas we don't have that nice blanket of insulating snow either.
But not only does this NOT disprove the whole Glowbull warming thing, it's proof -somehow that it's in full swing and will have the earth a charred cinder withing our lifetimes!!!one!!!!
The Daily mail is expanding on their weather woes:
Traditional family walks to help the turkey go down were mostly off the cards today as Britain endured its coldest Christmas Day in living memory.
The mercury plummeted to -5.9C at Glenlivet in 1996, but that record was smashed last night when temperatures dropped to -17C at Worcester and -18C at Altnaharra in northern Scotland.
Some areas enjoyed a traditional white Christmas, with snow falling in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen and north east England.
Most parts of England, Wales and Northern Ireland were sunny and dry but daytime temperatures are set to remain below freezing.
In Fahrenheit, we're looking at about 20F, about 0F and 0F.
In S. Texas we don't have that nice blanket of insulating snow either.
But not only does this NOT disprove the whole Glowbull warming thing, it's proof -somehow that it's in full swing and will have the earth a charred cinder withing our lifetimes!!!one!!!!
So, was it before or after?
Prezident Kickazz stopped by the Marine galley yesterday (or today- to reporter didn't say) for a quick photo op so that Michelle could gloat about her overpriced new bracelet and he could get in another round of golf.
I notice they didn't say he ate there- the food probably wasn't up to his standards....
The base menu included prime rib, turkey, potatoes, vegetables and pie.
I notice they didn't say he ate there- the food probably wasn't up to his standards....
The base menu included prime rib, turkey, potatoes, vegetables and pie.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
My first thought was human Lemmins
Then it dawned on me- no, they're Liberals!
They want to think they're different, but they're all following the script.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
A Christmas message
from someone else I hope I can vote for.
IF the Republican primaries LET me vote for him...instead of letting all the RINOS in the first half of the states decide who I can vote for.
AGAIN!
If I don't have a REAL conservative this time- you Republicans are going to be as popular as the Copperhead party was during reconstruction.
IF the Republican primaries LET me vote for him...instead of letting all the RINOS in the first half of the states decide who I can vote for.
AGAIN!
If I don't have a REAL conservative this time- you Republicans are going to be as popular as the Copperhead party was during reconstruction.
How many of my readers know how a thermostat works?
I mean the old kind with a little mercury inside a glass tube.
I'm reading this story about that pilot who took video of that farce called the TSA security theater. The story that tells of faceless, unelected, unresponsive, uncontrollable bureaucrats trying to find what they can pin on this pilot for showing just how bad their dog and pony show really is.
The reason I was asking about that detonator, was just how easy it would be to load a bomb in the cargo hold set to go off when the plane starts it's takeoff climb.
-->Open the suitcase, slip it in and pull that safety tape off the contacts then start loading other planes as you wait for the plane to break up above a neighborhood elementary school.
-OR- when your catering truck noses up to the plane, put your present on one of those beverage carts.
Those terrorists are locked in a 14th century religion but that doesn't make them completely stupid. Only some loner is going to try boarding with a bomb anymore, and the way TSA is letting crap on planes anyway- he'd probably make it on board....
for the PASSENGERS to stop- like they have been doing.
I'm reading this story about that pilot who took video of that farce called the TSA security theater. The story that tells of faceless, unelected, unresponsive, uncontrollable bureaucrats trying to find what they can pin on this pilot for showing just how bad their dog and pony show really is.
The reason I was asking about that detonator, was just how easy it would be to load a bomb in the cargo hold set to go off when the plane starts it's takeoff climb.
-->Open the suitcase, slip it in and pull that safety tape off the contacts then start loading other planes as you wait for the plane to break up above a neighborhood elementary school.
-OR- when your catering truck noses up to the plane, put your present on one of those beverage carts.
Those terrorists are locked in a 14th century religion but that doesn't make them completely stupid. Only some loner is going to try boarding with a bomb anymore, and the way TSA is letting crap on planes anyway- he'd probably make it on board....
for the PASSENGERS to stop- like they have been doing.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Just wanted to remind Keith Ellison (D-Minnisotistan)
That history shows that Tailgunner Joe was right.
Are you sure you want to go down that road?
You can see the interview on the Sgt. Schultz show, if you can stand that much stooopidity in one five minute clump.
Are you sure you want to go down that road?
You can see the interview on the Sgt. Schultz show, if you can stand that much stooopidity in one five minute clump.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
We need to get some kind of government oversite on this
It may even qualify as a national security problem sometime in the future.
Since it's a national security concern if 25% of kids are too fat to pass their military physicals- the .gov needs to take over their nutrition needs.
Now that the military is reporting that 23% of recent H.S grads are too stupid to pass the minimum ASVAPs, something needs to be done....it's security, you know!
Maybe we need to appoint a government board to oversee out national education nee-------- Ohh!
Since it's a national security concern if 25% of kids are too fat to pass their military physicals- the .gov needs to take over their nutrition needs.
Now that the military is reporting that 23% of recent H.S grads are too stupid to pass the minimum ASVAPs, something needs to be done....it's security, you know!
Maybe we need to appoint a government board to oversee out national education nee-------- Ohh!
It's not just Evil Black Rifles anymore
Prezident Kickazz has his TABC asking for permission to track all "high powered rifles" sold along the border.
Well, maybe- exept that their version of "high powered rifles" and mine vary slightly.
See, my idea of a high powered rifle would start with a round that is over 3.5 inches long- maybe even 4".
Obama's TABC, on the other hand considers a rifle "high powered" if the round is bigger than a .22LR.
Well, maybe- exept that their version of "high powered rifles" and mine vary slightly.
See, my idea of a high powered rifle would start with a round that is over 3.5 inches long- maybe even 4".
Obama's TABC, on the other hand considers a rifle "high powered" if the round is bigger than a .22LR.
Something in the back of my mind
ever since I saw the picture that Coonass had from his game camera.
Remember? That alien looking thing...
You know, it just didn't look like any other night game-cams that I remember seeing...
This deer and the cat...
Even this blurred ...umm...weaslish looking thing aren't as ...strangely blurred as our hunters camera would show.
Of course, if he really meant to show something unknown stalking the Louisiana swampland, he'd show something like this:
Remember? That alien looking thing...
You know, it just didn't look like any other night game-cams that I remember seeing...
This deer and the cat...
Even this blurred ...umm...weaslish looking thing aren't as ...strangely blurred as our hunters camera would show.
Of course, if he really meant to show something unknown stalking the Louisiana swampland, he'd show something like this:
Words have meaning, Nancy
Especially to us outside of DeeCee.
See Nan, when I read this:
(Politico)- “Every minute is a new minute to me,” says Nancy Pelosi, and, with boxes packed in the hall outside, the soon-to-be-former speaker has already jumped ahead to her vision of the “humming, whirling entity” House Democrats can still be in the coming Congress.
I thought of this.
See Nan, when I read this:
(Politico)- “Every minute is a new minute to me,” says Nancy Pelosi, and, with boxes packed in the hall outside, the soon-to-be-former speaker has already jumped ahead to her vision of the “humming, whirling entity” House Democrats can still be in the coming Congress.
I thought of this.
Three pages
and Holder didn't mention islam or moslims once in his warnings about home grown terrorists.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Helping you with your Christmas buying
Ala all the other sites telling you what to buy, I give you Kurt's equivalents.
Watching yourself put on the pounds at $159-
Type-A health nuts, rejoice: The Withings WiFi Body Scale ($159) shows your weight, then beams it to the company’s Web site via your home wireless connection. It also measures other biometric data, such as body fat. Register for a free online account and see graphs of weight gain or loss over time. Eight people can share one scale, and it comes with a free iPhone application.
Kurt's suggestion-
The Taylor Tempered Glass Body Fat/Body Water Scale at $34.77 that does what that expensive one does, but doesn't tell everyone on the internet about your poundage.
GET UP!
The light on the BlueMax Sunrise System Model 200 by Full Spectrum Solutions ($129) is intended to simulate dawn, helping the body wake up more naturally. The clock can begin emitting light between 15 and 90 minutes before the desired wake-up time and gradually gets brighter. Heavy sleepers have an optional backup alarm sound. The Model 200 also comes with a choice of light bulbs to mimic morning or midday light.
Kurts pick- If you want to wake up to natural phenomena, this alarm clock is all you need for your earthshaking experience. Wake-up with earthquakes for $47.31
Singing in the rain
The Bogs Ultra High ($103) have a standard rubber base, but their upper section is made with Neoprene, the same material used in wet suits, which the company says increases warmth, flexibility and ventilation. The 15-inch-tall boots are a manageable 3.4 pounds, with handles that make for easy on and off. And the Bogs aren’t just for April showers; they can handle subzero winter temperatures, too.
Kurt's well used pick-
$24 worth of workplacesheik chic with the added bonus of not getting your toes crushed.
Save our planet!
For the green friendly household that has to buy specialty equipment for each task we have-
The electric Black & Decker LeafHog LH5000 Blower/Vacuum is a yard-junkie triple threat: a mulcher, leaf blower and vacuum, in one. It weighs just over 8 pounds, has a zipperless bag for easy emptying and provides a 16-to-1 ratio of yard waste to mulch. The LeafHog also uses a sturdy metal impeller for mulching, which the company says should last the life of the machine, and it has a two-year warranty. It is listed as unavailable on the Black & Decker web site but can be bought on Amazon.com for $79.
- NOT to be confused with the Binford 2000 Leaf atomizer.
Kurt's pick-
None. If I were interested in mulching my leaves, Id use my lawnmower- the grass probably needs it's last mowing anyway.
Watching yourself put on the pounds at $159-
Type-A health nuts, rejoice: The Withings WiFi Body Scale ($159) shows your weight, then beams it to the company’s Web site via your home wireless connection. It also measures other biometric data, such as body fat. Register for a free online account and see graphs of weight gain or loss over time. Eight people can share one scale, and it comes with a free iPhone application.
Kurt's suggestion-
The Taylor Tempered Glass Body Fat/Body Water Scale at $34.77 that does what that expensive one does, but doesn't tell everyone on the internet about your poundage.
GET UP!
The light on the BlueMax Sunrise System Model 200 by Full Spectrum Solutions ($129) is intended to simulate dawn, helping the body wake up more naturally. The clock can begin emitting light between 15 and 90 minutes before the desired wake-up time and gradually gets brighter. Heavy sleepers have an optional backup alarm sound. The Model 200 also comes with a choice of light bulbs to mimic morning or midday light.
Kurts pick- If you want to wake up to natural phenomena, this alarm clock is all you need for your earthshaking experience. Wake-up with earthquakes for $47.31
Singing in the rain
The Bogs Ultra High ($103) have a standard rubber base, but their upper section is made with Neoprene, the same material used in wet suits, which the company says increases warmth, flexibility and ventilation. The 15-inch-tall boots are a manageable 3.4 pounds, with handles that make for easy on and off. And the Bogs aren’t just for April showers; they can handle subzero winter temperatures, too.
Kurt's well used pick-
$24 worth of workplace
Save our planet!
For the green friendly household that has to buy specialty equipment for each task we have-
The electric Black & Decker LeafHog LH5000 Blower/Vacuum is a yard-junkie triple threat: a mulcher, leaf blower and vacuum, in one. It weighs just over 8 pounds, has a zipperless bag for easy emptying and provides a 16-to-1 ratio of yard waste to mulch. The LeafHog also uses a sturdy metal impeller for mulching, which the company says should last the life of the machine, and it has a two-year warranty. It is listed as unavailable on the Black & Decker web site but can be bought on Amazon.com for $79.
- NOT to be confused with the Binford 2000 Leaf atomizer.
Kurt's pick-
None. If I were interested in mulching my leaves, Id use my lawnmower- the grass probably needs it's last mowing anyway.
Has it been that long?
It seems like only yesterday that AlBore jumped on the GlowBull warming express and started getting rich(er) off his carbon trading scam.
But it;s been ten years that we've been hearing the dire warnings of what a hell-hole of heat the earth will become in ten or fifteen years.
According to the U.K. Independent- by now British children should have forgotten what snow was.
However, the warming is so far manifesting itself more in winters which are less cold than in much hotter summers. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the ,within a few years winter snowfall will become "a very rare and exciting event".
"Children just aren't going to know what snow is," he said.
The effects of snow-free winter in Britain are already becoming apparent. This year, for the first time ever, Hamleys, Britain's biggest toyshop, had no sledges on display in its Regent Street store. "It was a bit of a first," a spokesperson said.
But it;s been ten years that we've been hearing the dire warnings of what a hell-hole of heat the earth will become in ten or fifteen years.
According to the U.K. Independent- by now British children should have forgotten what snow was.
However, the warming is so far manifesting itself more in winters which are less cold than in much hotter summers. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the ,within a few years winter snowfall will become "a very rare and exciting event".
"Children just aren't going to know what snow is," he said.
The effects of snow-free winter in Britain are already becoming apparent. This year, for the first time ever, Hamleys, Britain's biggest toyshop, had no sledges on display in its Regent Street store. "It was a bit of a first," a spokesperson said.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Enjoy the ride Julian
The strangely effeminate male who likes to victimize his sexual partners is complaining about repercussions.
Funny that.
The institutions you're spilling secrets on are pushing back and you don't like it.
Well Julian, You are the one who jumped on the ride- quit complaining about how it works.
Funny that.
The institutions you're spilling secrets on are pushing back and you don't like it.
Well Julian, You are the one who jumped on the ride- quit complaining about how it works.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Petunia
I told you about the rescue we got volunteered for.
And the cage I had to make at a moments notice (to get her out of a too small aquarium).
Well she's settled in pretty well and seems to be adapting well.
Her color has improved with the right food (green beans, mustard greens, cactus tunas, mangoes, parsnips...) instead of the iceberg lettuce she was subsisting on.
She can stretch out and climb and explore.
Everyone, meet Petunia:
She's adapting nicely and has been letting me hand feed her.
This is what a relaxed iguana looks like.
And the cage I had to make at a moments notice (to get her out of a too small aquarium).
Well she's settled in pretty well and seems to be adapting well.
Her color has improved with the right food (green beans, mustard greens, cactus tunas, mangoes, parsnips...) instead of the iceberg lettuce she was subsisting on.
She can stretch out and climb and explore.
Everyone, meet Petunia:
She's adapting nicely and has been letting me hand feed her.
This is what a relaxed iguana looks like.
After reading this
I'm going to need a bumper sticker, no make that two.
The first would say:
WELCOME TO TEXAS, now stop driving like an @sshole
The second would say:
KALIFORIA IMMIGRANTS- Leave your Socialist ideas at the border.
Since we'll be deluged with the rest of the productive population when this Barbara Streisand kicks in.
The first would say:
WELCOME TO TEXAS, now stop driving like an @sshole
The second would say:
KALIFORIA IMMIGRANTS- Leave your Socialist ideas at the border.
Since we'll be deluged with the rest of the productive population when this Barbara Streisand kicks in.
I'm not a sociologist
But I do know something about human nature.
I'm also not a website owner or an adman.
Given that- I can't understand just WHY the fark you cover the entire screen with a farging annoying ad that you have to close by yourself.
It pisses me off and as I'm (most likely) hitting that back button- or that big red "X" in the top right- I'll glance at which product I won't be buying anytime soon.
Do you hear that, Newsflavor?
I'm also not a website owner or an adman.
Given that- I can't understand just WHY the fark you cover the entire screen with a farging annoying ad that you have to close by yourself.
It pisses me off and as I'm (most likely) hitting that back button- or that big red "X" in the top right- I'll glance at which product I won't be buying anytime soon.
Do you hear that, Newsflavor?
Friday, December 17, 2010
Is it just me
Or does anyone else hear the CEO of Sargento's and think they're going to watch a cartoon?
Setting new precedents daily
His Wonness has been praise as unprecedentedly breaking precedents since he's been in office.
Look at some of them:
The first black President (of African extraction)
The first President with an unprecedented majority in Congress.
The first President to bow to foreign leaders.
The first openly Socialist President.
The first president to have more unelected, unaccountable and unresponsive Czars than White House staff.
And now, with his new way of reaching out to our historic allies in Great Britain- the fist president to be snubbed at a royal wedding.
Is there anything that boy can't do?
Look at some of them:
The first black President (of African extraction)
The first President with an unprecedented majority in Congress.
The first President to bow to foreign leaders.
The first openly Socialist President.
The first president to have more unelected, unaccountable and unresponsive Czars than White House staff.
And now, with his new way of reaching out to our historic allies in Great Britain- the fist president to be snubbed at a royal wedding.
Is there anything that boy can't do?
Dear Red Cross-UK
I really hate to be a buzz-kill, but your entire organization is an offence to moslims.
So banning Christmas stuff won't mae them like you ant better.
I can understand them not wanting to start riots (again) over something minor, but some people are even more clueless:
Labour peer Lord Ahmed, one of the country's most prominent Moslem politicians, said: 'It is stupid to think Moslems would be offended.
So banning Christmas stuff won't mae them like you ant better.
I can understand them not wanting to start riots (again) over something minor, but some people are even more clueless:
Labour peer Lord Ahmed, one of the country's most prominent Moslem politicians, said: 'It is stupid to think Moslems would be offended.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
A fast dialogue from the living room
"Move Meg!"(the black dog on my part of the couch)
--Nothing and Sandra Rinomato is on.
"OK",,, as I flop her over onto her left side- on top of Scooter.
"Oh Gawd, hunny....somethings wrong with Meg."
What is?
"I flopped her over on top of Scooter and she's ,,,vacant,,,OOOH- I put her in safe mode."
Hit enter.
I tried, she's just got the vacant look.
Try rebooting her...
--Nothing and Sandra Rinomato is on.
"OK",,, as I flop her over onto her left side- on top of Scooter.
"Oh Gawd, hunny....somethings wrong with Meg."
What is?
"I flopped her over on top of Scooter and she's ,,,vacant,,,OOOH- I put her in safe mode."
Hit enter.
I tried, she's just got the vacant look.
Try rebooting her...
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Let me quote for you
The United States Constitution Article One- Section Seven:
You see, unlike those power hungry @sswipes in the US Senate- I actually learned that in my social studies class in high school.
So, the Senate decided that being Liberal dems, they didn't need to bother following that old piece of dried skin written by slave owning, rich white men.
I'm looking at you Republicans who didn't call this, too.
You have people who went to school for this. As a matter of fact, they wrote in a part that said that I am supposed to pay for their going to a f*cking expensive school so they could learn that the Ssnate can only VOTE on budget bills.
Stop. Giving. People. Who've. Been. Fired. The keys. To. The. Safe!
All bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.
Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by Yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.
You see, unlike those power hungry @sswipes in the US Senate- I actually learned that in my social studies class in high school.
So, the Senate decided that being Liberal dems, they didn't need to bother following that old piece of dried skin written by slave owning, rich white men.
I'm looking at you Republicans who didn't call this, too.
You have people who went to school for this. As a matter of fact, they wrote in a part that said that I am supposed to pay for their going to a f*cking expensive school so they could learn that the Ssnate can only VOTE on budget bills.
Stop. Giving. People. Who've. Been. Fired. The keys. To. The. Safe!
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