Mrs. Trainwreck sent me this link from the NYT.
And given their boosterism of the trillion dollare re-election buy out, this recipe seems appropriate.
Especially since I was thinking along those lines in linking a pork recipe to every 'enhancement' to the bailout bill.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
The PETArds banned Superbowl ad
Because Cassi said I had to run it.
I heard that this was banned because it was too sexy????
Oh, Gawd!!!!!!! Is that the moronic Paris Hilton?
The same one that did the "do me' burger ad while getting off washing a car?
Yeah, I guess they're better lovers since cucumbers don't roll over when they're done.
I heard that this was banned because it was too sexy????
Oh, Gawd!!!!!!! Is that the moronic Paris Hilton?
The same one that did the "do me' burger ad while getting off washing a car?
Yeah, I guess they're better lovers since cucumbers don't roll over when they're done.
Monday, January 26, 2009
OK, it's a start
Now I just have to get vids of big boobed healthy young women blowing up a 4" x 8' bag and tying a piece of 4" pVC conduit into a knot without it kinking.
Then I need to find out why my meta files won't work here.
What do you think?
Should I be more somber and businesslike?
UPDATE---
Ok, I just got done redoing the entire thing.
No matter where I looked I couldn't find a template for a *Contact us* template, GIF or whatever it's called. And I couldn't figure it out when I went to the page source either.
I don't know how you IT guys (and gals) do it as a real job. I'd be punching myself silly if I had to do computer work all day.
But I guess if you know what you're doing, it's alot easier.
What do you think?
Should I be more somber and businesslike?
UPDATE---
Ok, I just got done redoing the entire thing.
No matter where I looked I couldn't find a template for a *Contact us* template, GIF or whatever it's called. And I couldn't figure it out when I went to the page source either.
I don't know how you IT guys (and gals) do it as a real job. I'd be punching myself silly if I had to do computer work all day.
But I guess if you know what you're doing, it's alot easier.
Continuing our photo exploration
of the most nuanced and gravitas filled administration in modern history.
I *know* that I've seen Joe Biden before he became a grave and stoic thinker.
I *know* that I've seen Joe Biden before he became a grave and stoic thinker.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Blue is the new red?
Is that why they came out with 'Barry little blue book'?
To parallel someone else they have a philosophical connection with?
That's right folks, your very own pocket book of Obama quotes, and writings.
Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this historic collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.
Didn't Hitlers soaring oratory and ability to move people with his words have something to do with big governments solutions to the Weimar Republic?
Nahhhh, WE have a Constitution, and the Dems wouldn't think about marginalizing their political opponents until they had complete control of the House and Senate.
To parallel someone else they have a philosophical connection with?
That's right folks, your very own pocket book of Obama quotes, and writings.
Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this historic collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.
Didn't Hitlers soaring oratory and ability to move people with his words have something to do with big governments solutions to the Weimar Republic?
Nahhhh, WE have a Constitution, and the Dems wouldn't think about marginalizing their political opponents until they had complete control of the House and Senate.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Heard at work yesterday
A new definition of standard and automatic.
As in "Is your new pistol a standard or an automatic?"
As in "Is your new pistol a standard or an automatic?"
Friday, January 23, 2009
So,,,,
How does everyone like their new magic Unicorn?
What color was yours?
What was it's name? Mine was Benito.
He's now in the freezer waiting until I can't afford meat any more.
Yes I got off early.
Haven't had a 40 hour week since Christmas.
I really need to get my conduit bender on the market.
Problem is, they took out about $700 less withholding than they should have, and I need to come up with at least that. Which leaves little for materials that should make a 30% profit.
What color was yours?
What was it's name? Mine was Benito.
He's now in the freezer waiting until I can't afford meat any more.
Yes I got off early.
Haven't had a 40 hour week since Christmas.
I really need to get my conduit bender on the market.
Problem is, they took out about $700 less withholding than they should have, and I need to come up with at least that. Which leaves little for materials that should make a 30% profit.
Oh ...my...
Fugging Gawd!
If it's this bad after one day of the New Regime...
What is America going to look like in four years?
Or two when the next election is scheduled for the Congress.
Will clueless automatons still think Republicans are in charge?
Probably.
H/T Bushwack
If it's this bad after one day of the New Regime...
What is America going to look like in four years?
Or two when the next election is scheduled for the Congress.
Will clueless automatons still think Republicans are in charge?
Probably.
H/T Bushwack
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
From the Office of the President Elect
Dear News Media,
We are sorry that in the onrush of events that we were unable to properly prepare a timely press kit for you.
We understand the time constraints you have, and have rushed to put this kit together.
As we will soon morph into another arm of the inner security team, we wish to leave you with a token of our appreciation of all you've done for us, and hopefully will continue to do.
So without further ado, feel free to come by and pick up your official Obama press kit.
Thank you again.
We are sorry that in the onrush of events that we were unable to properly prepare a timely press kit for you.
We understand the time constraints you have, and have rushed to put this kit together.
As we will soon morph into another arm of the inner security team, we wish to leave you with a token of our appreciation of all you've done for us, and hopefully will continue to do.
So without further ado, feel free to come by and pick up your official Obama press kit.
Thank you again.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
A little back ground
Remember all the times President Obama and his appologists mentioned how the uneducated were forced to go into the military. How they couldn't hack the outside world, and were so limited that they needed the guarenteed jobs in the military?
You know typical Liberal condescention.
Millions took an oath similar to President Obama.
It goes something like this:
I (state your name) do solemnly swear to do my best to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States from all enemies, foreign and domestic.
And Millions were able to do this without having the officer repeat himself repeatedly.
Are you trying to tell me that the best we could put up as President is this guy?
How many times did Bush f*ch up his oath?
HEY! What can a parrot do better than a sitting President?
Repeat four one line responses without help.
Can't you just feel the competence oozing out of every pore?
You know typical Liberal condescention.
Millions took an oath similar to President Obama.
It goes something like this:
I (state your name) do solemnly swear to do my best to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States from all enemies, foreign and domestic.
And Millions were able to do this without having the officer repeat himself repeatedly.
Are you trying to tell me that the best we could put up as President is this guy?
How many times did Bush f*ch up his oath?
HEY! What can a parrot do better than a sitting President?
Repeat four one line responses without help.
Can't you just feel the competence oozing out of every pore?
Today is it
The day when Mr. Wonderful is officially coronated.
I fully expect the world to come to a complete stop and be unrecognizably paradisaical when I wake up tomorrow, and have my magic unicorn on it's way via UPS Thursday.
I fully expect the world to come to a complete stop and be unrecognizably paradisaical when I wake up tomorrow, and have my magic unicorn on it's way via UPS Thursday.
Monday, January 19, 2009
I knew it!
I knew I should have tethered that mouse trap when I put it inside the skirting.
Now I have a mouse (or whatever) dragging around a peanutbuttery mouse trap.
It'll probably end up dying in the wall right next to my bed, too.
Now I have a mouse (or whatever) dragging around a peanutbuttery mouse trap.
It'll probably end up dying in the wall right next to my bed, too.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Some job skills are universal
As an electrician everyone I work with knows basic things, these are encompassed in a 'law' called the National Electric code.
Some of these even a helper should know...
You can only put 360 degrees worth of bends in an uninterrupted run of conduit- that's 4- 90's, 2-90's and 4-45's, 3-90's and 2-45's...etc...
Any wire that isnot white, green, tan, bare are considered either grounds or neutral. All others carry varying amounts of voltage.
That is an American standard that all electricians know.
If I had a helper that didn't know those basics, he wouldn't be working with me very long.
Now the Omnipotent One is asking his buddies in Congress to give Tim Geithner a pass as His new Treasury Secretary.
This college grad who's made his living in high finance all his life didn't know he had to pay taxes as an independent contractor?
Isn't that as basic as ballencing the books?
...And Congress is giving him a pass on it!
'It was an honest mistake, just ask Charley Rangell (D-the hood).'
BULLSHIT, it was tax fraud. It you or I tried that, the IRS would be on us like a freight train and just as caring.
Some of these even a helper should know...
You can only put 360 degrees worth of bends in an uninterrupted run of conduit- that's 4- 90's, 2-90's and 4-45's, 3-90's and 2-45's...etc...
Any wire that is
That is an American standard that all electricians know.
If I had a helper that didn't know those basics, he wouldn't be working with me very long.
Now the Omnipotent One is asking his buddies in Congress to give Tim Geithner a pass as His new Treasury Secretary.
This college grad who's made his living in high finance all his life didn't know he had to pay taxes as an independent contractor?
Isn't that as basic as ballencing the books?
...And Congress is giving him a pass on it!
'It was an honest mistake, just ask Charley Rangell (D-the hood).'
BULLSHIT, it was tax fraud. It you or I tried that, the IRS would be on us like a freight train and just as caring.
A comment from the afterlife
Tojo wants us to forward a comment to the Hammas terrorists.
Basically he's calling them a bunch of pansies and telling them to man up and face their enemies (like their women and childeren are).
I see your behavior and it just leaves me aghast.
I can understand the surprise terror raids and rocket attacks against an enemy. I've done that sort of thing myself, ask the Americans about Pearl Harbor. However what I do not understand is why you all start acting like a pack of whiny little bitches the moment the Israelis start fighting back.
Where are your balls?
Imperial Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, we woke up the sleeping American giant, and it handed us our asses on a plate.
Did we go whining to League of Nations, saying that they were being "disproportionate?"
No.
Because the Japanese are true warriors in the tradition of Bushido. When we pick a fight, and get slapped back, we don't cry and get our Iranian funded proxies to scream and rant in the United Nations. We fight, take our lumps, and win or lose, accept the end, and take responsibility for our actions.
Basically he's calling them a bunch of pansies and telling them to man up and face their enemies (like their women and childeren are).
I see your behavior and it just leaves me aghast.
I can understand the surprise terror raids and rocket attacks against an enemy. I've done that sort of thing myself, ask the Americans about Pearl Harbor. However what I do not understand is why you all start acting like a pack of whiny little bitches the moment the Israelis start fighting back.
Where are your balls?
Imperial Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, we woke up the sleeping American giant, and it handed us our asses on a plate.
Did we go whining to League of Nations, saying that they were being "disproportionate?"
No.
Because the Japanese are true warriors in the tradition of Bushido. When we pick a fight, and get slapped back, we don't cry and get our Iranian funded proxies to scream and rant in the United Nations. We fight, take our lumps, and win or lose, accept the end, and take responsibility for our actions.
Friday, January 16, 2009
I just noticed this
I don't know how long it's been in the sidebar, but then again I try to ignore most website advertising.
I recognize the sauerkraut on the dog, but what IS that other white stuff?
I know it's not onions.
I know it's not cheese....
It looks like the entrails of a small animal.
I recognize the sauerkraut on the dog, but what IS that other white stuff?
I know it's not onions.
I know it's not cheese....
It looks like the entrails of a small animal.
Pick a spot and match your speed
That's the main idea when entering a limited access highway.
It works, too.
What doesn't work is you meandering up the on ramp at 40 MPH and expecting traffic to magically get out of your way.
OR, you're so intimidated by an under powered F-750 hauling a backhoe that you back off the gas a your merging- forcing him to use his brakes and then take the next three miles to get back his speed.
Stopping abruptly isn't a good idea either.
And in other driving advice...as I've told the girls if you're late you can't makeup time by driving stooopidly.
You'll either get a ticket or be in a wreck, and either of them will make you even later.
The wreck will take even more time and cost a hell of a lot more, too- if your lucky enough to be unhurt.
Not to mention all the people on the road behind you waiting for the wreck to be cleared will *hate* you with a passion and hope you die a horrible death.
It works, too.
What doesn't work is you meandering up the on ramp at 40 MPH and expecting traffic to magically get out of your way.
OR, you're so intimidated by an under powered F-750 hauling a backhoe that you back off the gas a your merging- forcing him to use his brakes and then take the next three miles to get back his speed.
Stopping abruptly isn't a good idea either.
And in other driving advice...as I've told the girls if you're late you can't makeup time by driving stooopidly.
You'll either get a ticket or be in a wreck, and either of them will make you even later.
The wreck will take even more time and cost a hell of a lot more, too- if your lucky enough to be unhurt.
Not to mention all the people on the road behind you waiting for the wreck to be cleared will *hate* you with a passion and hope you die a horrible death.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Israel: "our bad."
Maybe this stuff wouldn't keep happening if the U.N, would crack down on terrorists using their stuff for cover.
You know, using U.N. ambulances for transporting Hezbollah weapons.
Looting U.N. humanitarian supplies.
Firring rockets from U.N. schools.
You know, using U.N. ambulances for transporting Hezbollah weapons.
Looting U.N. humanitarian supplies.
Firring rockets from U.N. schools.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
I hope I made AlGore cry yesterday
See, we were out in the sticks when we ran out of propane for the pear burner and needed to bend two sticks of conduit.
So I fired up the big Vermeer trencher and ran it at full throttle while I heated the conduit from it's exhaust.
I wonder what else I could have done to affect the 'kitten of the sea' just to make the PETArds cry?
So I fired up the big Vermeer trencher and ran it at full throttle while I heated the conduit from it's exhaust.
I wonder what else I could have done to affect the 'kitten of the sea' just to make the PETArds cry?
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Repeating a post
In which I linked to Xran and his simple timeline on the RoP, and how you can refer to Hammas supporters as Nazis.
It's about a year old, but still pertinent.
BTW,,,doesn't Hajj Amin al-Husseini (bff's with Hitler, Himmler and Eichman)bear a striking resemblance to George Carlin?
It's about a year old, but still pertinent.
BTW,,,doesn't Hajj Amin al-Husseini (bff's with Hitler, Himmler and Eichman)bear a striking resemblance to George Carlin?
Sunday, January 11, 2009
That dumbass that cut you off yesterday?
Yeah, the one that shot across four lanes to the off ramp with a cell phone jammed in his ear.
Guess what he's looking forward to getting in about 18 months?
Doesn't that thought make you feel safe?
Guess what he's looking forward to getting in about 18 months?
Doesn't that thought make you feel safe?
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
I'm sorry...but
Am I the only one who saw the PETArd thing about renaming fish into "Sea Kittens" before?
I mean, it was almost six months ago when they came up with this thing.
Now all the *cool* bloggers are getting onto the *Sea Kitten* thing?
Doooods, they started this almost six months ago, I may have even tossed off a post about it. So, one of the 'Big Bloggers' saw it and ran with it- now you all have to do the obligatory posting?
Isn't that kinda ...insescestual?
UPDATE--
So does that mean we're supposed to call them "Kitten of the Sea?"
I mean, it was almost six months ago when they came up with this thing.
Now all the *cool* bloggers are getting onto the *Sea Kitten* thing?
Doooods, they started this almost six months ago, I may have even tossed off a post about it. So, one of the 'Big Bloggers' saw it and ran with it- now you all have to do the obligatory posting?
Isn't that kinda ...insescestual?
UPDATE--
So does that mean we're supposed to call them "Kitten of the Sea?"
The price of gas is going up
Here it's gone up about a quarter in the last two weeks.
I heard something on the radio that the increase is because of the Israeli/Gaza war.
Ok, I can buy that, because we what kind of OPEC powerhouses both of them are.
Added to the fact that they control the strategic access to...one small part of the eastern Mediterraneans shoreline.
And the fact that the Palies couldn't keep an oil pipeline working if their lives depended on it.
Yep, I can see the thinking behind this price bid-up.
OHHH,,,that blue U.N. truck the IDF blew up? That has Pali occupants, what kind of rocket was it hauling?
I heard something on the radio that the increase is because of the Israeli/Gaza war.
Ok, I can buy that, because we what kind of OPEC powerhouses both of them are.
Added to the fact that they control the strategic access to...one small part of the eastern Mediterraneans shoreline.
And the fact that the Palies couldn't keep an oil pipeline working if their lives depended on it.
Yep, I can see the thinking behind this price bid-up.
OHHH,,,that blue U.N. truck the IDF blew up? That has Pali occupants, what kind of rocket was it hauling?
Thursday, January 08, 2009
So I'm supposed to feel sorry for her?
Why?
Her first tour of Iraq was in 2006, about five years after we invaded,,,(with the U.N.s approval- you Liberal Bush haters).
She had to have had *some* thoughts on the morality of the Iraq war before she enlisted.
For some reason, I think her ,,,awakening,,, in Iraq had something more to do with the realities of living in a third world country than the way the war was being run.
So when thesedraft dodgers deserters war resisters head to Canada to live, do they need to get a job or are they supported by those 'War Resisters Supporters Campaign' in all their needs?
Her first tour of Iraq was in 2006, about five years after we invaded,,,(with the U.N.s approval- you Liberal Bush haters).
She had to have had *some* thoughts on the morality of the Iraq war before she enlisted.
For some reason, I think her ,,,awakening,,, in Iraq had something more to do with the realities of living in a third world country than the way the war was being run.
So when these
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
As sure as I put this up
The worlds anti semetic outrage at the presumtiveness of Israel to defend its self will make this obsolete...
But now Israel is kicking @ss and they need to do whatever they need to do...
UPDATE,,,,,
Can I pick a time to put up a post like this or what?
I guess it's a good thing I didn't do something like this a week ago.
But now Israel is kicking @ss and they need to do whatever they need to do...
UPDATE,,,,,
Can I pick a time to put up a post like this or what?
I guess it's a good thing I didn't do something like this a week ago.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Filling The Lighbringers seat
All this brohaha about Blagojevich holding the seat for the highest bid is a little ,,,
perplexing to me.
The Dems didn't have any problems approving appointments and policies made by a U.S. President while under Congressional impeachment. Chit, they took glee in rubber stamping them.
Now, for some reason, it's bad for a Governor who is supposed to be presumed innocent to do his duty. Why there's a need to rush to fill it is beyond me, since they should be used to it being empty.
I mean it's been empty almost as long as HIMSELF has been a Senator and he's been running for President.
Or am I missing something there?
perplexing to me.
The Dems didn't have any problems approving appointments and policies made by a U.S. President while under Congressional impeachment. Chit, they took glee in rubber stamping them.
Now, for some reason, it's bad for a Governor who is supposed to be presumed innocent to do his duty. Why there's a need to rush to fill it is beyond me, since they should be used to it being empty.
I mean it's been empty almost as long as HIMSELF has been a Senator and he's been running for President.
Or am I missing something there?
Monday, January 05, 2009
Why?
Why do mice just *have* to wait until I'm trying to sleep before they start gnawing their way into my house?
I mean, -daym, we've had so many mice here already that there should be some kind of mouse highway.
But,,,NOOOOoooo, out intrepid ratones want to make their own way to visit the mouse trap, so they want to start when people are trying to sleep.
I left the skirting open specifically so those feral cats would go after the mice.
Didn't work, they were both tearing up the underneath of my house in a co-operative effort to show how much they appreciated my $75,000 habitat for wayward critters.
I'm almost asleep (again) when they have to start gnawing in the middle of my bedroom.
I mean, -daym, we've had so many mice here already that there should be some kind of mouse highway.
But,,,NOOOOoooo, out intrepid ratones want to make their own way to visit the mouse trap, so they want to start when people are trying to sleep.
I left the skirting open specifically so those feral cats would go after the mice.
Didn't work, they were both tearing up the underneath of my house in a co-operative effort to show how much they appreciated my $75,000 habitat for wayward critters.
I'm almost asleep (again) when they have to start gnawing in the middle of my bedroom.
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