Wednesday, May 04, 2011

You need to trust us on this

Because we in government would NEVER lie to you. Believe us, it's for your own good that we don't show you those pictures.

Besides, we wouldn't want these pictures out so as not to inflame islamic extremists and increase the risk to our men and women who are putting it on the line.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

When you have a reputation for baldfaced lies

Changing the story about Bin-ladins final minutes don't help your credibility. Even to your sycophants in the MSM.

The White House backed away Monday evening from key details in its narrative about the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, including claims by senior U.S. officials that the Al Qaeda leader had a weapon and may have fired it during a gun battle with U.S. forces.

Officials also retreated from claims that one of bin Laden’s wives was killed in the raid and that bin Laden was using her as a human shield before she was shot by U.S. forces


And now, after listening to this clusterf*ck of a story, are we going to say Osama was murdered? Or is the word assassinated? Terminated with extreme prejudice?
In another background briefing early Monday morning, a senior administration official also said bin Laden put up a fight. “He did resist the assault force. And he was killed in a firefight,” the official said.

However, during a background, off-camera briefing for television reporters later Monday, a senior White House official said bin Laden was not armed when he was killed, apparently by the U.S. raid team.

Another White House official familiar with the TV briefing confirmed the change to POLITICO, adding, “I’m not aware of him having a weapon.”

“The bottom line is the team that entered that room was met with resistance and took appropriate action,” said a third American official
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UMmm...did you just admit that 0bama just ok'd something against the laws of war?
Now, are those SEALs going to be subject to the Hague? Or is Hte iWON going to get a pass for who he is?

But, Hey- lets get in the time machine and pretend like we haven't had those reports for over a week, the proles are gullible enough to forget we only broke the news a week after it happened.
“Two women were shot here. It sounds like their fates were mixed up,” said the U.S. official. “This is hours old and the full facts are still being ascertained as those involved are debriefed.”

For you electricians out there

The U.S. Postal service,

always looking out for the welfare of their clients.
That's what they tell us anyway.

Susan Savage, an actress, went to check on Vickers after noticing old letters and cobwebs in her elderly neighbor's mailbox.

"The letters seemed untouched and were starting to yellow," Savage said. "I just had a bad feeling."


Where she was lucky she wasn't charged (yet) with breaking and entering-
After pushing open a barricaded front gate and scaling a hillside, Savage peered through a broken window with another piece of glass taped over the hole. She decided to enter the house after seeing a shock of blond hair, which turned out to be a wig.

Where she found the mummified corpse (THAT Mr. Smartest Negro in America is a corpse) of the actress who played the 50 foot woman of that classic "The attack of the 50 foot woman"-Yvette Vickers.

But even more strangely, even after almost a year- her space heater was running.
Which means she hadn't payed her bills for over a year, but nobody shut off her power.

Monday, May 02, 2011

You knew this was coming, right?

Look who stopped by...

STEVE!

Anyone who has a blog probably got visited by him with this comment:

AWESOME POST! Thanks for putting this up!!

Steve
Common
http://www.xxxxxxx.blogspot.com


Ummm, Steve- I don't think I've ever had an awesome post.
Especially something that I just threw out about a power outage that only affected my area, and not even that much.
You *may* have seen a jump in hits, but anyone who looks at their posts is going to recognize cut & paste spam.

I know they say the way to get readers is to comment on other blogs, BUT that comment is supposed to actually- you know- have something to do with that posting.

The obligatory Osama post

The White House says they killed Osama bin Ladin.

I'm glad he's gone, but it doesn't really affect me all that much.
He had judgment coming, and all.
I just want to point out that 0bama sent them out as an assassination team, not to bring him to justice.

Now, I want to point out some things you won't hear from the lapdogs in the MSM.
-You wont hear about how this is going to inflame Jihadis and increase recruiting.
-You won't hear anything about war crimes connected to 0bama sending a hit team after Bin-laden like you would about BusHaliburtonMcHitler.
--You won't hear about the next shitty economic report that's probably coming out today or tomorrow.


But, hey- president Kickazz just did something else unprecedented in sending out an assassination team.


OHHHH...so we don't even have a body. The most honest administration in history says they dumped the body at sea....

It's May second

In south Texas, and I have to have the heater on. Happy global warming celebration are breaking out all over the ice caps.

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Just throwing this out for discussion

Phobia- (n):
An exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of a particular object, class of objects, or situation.


It's not a phobia if you have a real concern, caused by whatever you're talking about.
Understand that concept Cair? Eshaq Ale-Habib?

Happy May Day!


Now go out an punch a hippie who's celebrating whatever made-up festivity they have to hide the communist holiday they're really thinking about.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

You would think

That no matter how small a town is- that they'd put their two biggest stores on two different primary feeds. But not in Hondo.
The had a line on the ground on the east side of town and both Wal-mart and H.E.B. were out of power along with every gas station and fast food place along HWY 90.

You know guys, putting in switch gear to re-rout power isn't all that expensive- especially when your entire main drag was powerless for the entire time you were gloving it.


Which gives me an excuse to throw this up. Not that it was 500K because those insulators looked like no more than a 12470V range.

This is not a photoshop

I was looking for a nice image to go with what is coming out of the White House and this is what came uo on Google.


I guess it's not surprising seeing how popular they are to the Left, just to end up on that page...

Your laugh of the day

Faceplant on top of stolen beer.


And yes his pants were worn fashionably below his @ss.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Extorting Big Tobacco again

Or at least trying.
See, was a group of Missouri hospitals trying to sue Phillip-Morris again for the supposedly unpaid medical care of smokers going back to 1993.
1993? but didn't Bill Clinton's money grab happen in 1998?

Why yes it did! And those hospitals probably got a lot of specialized goodies from that billion dollar settlement, too.
Now, everyone knows, and has known since the sixties- 50 years ago- that tobacco has tar and nicotine that cause all kinds of respiratory problems, right?

That's why states are cracking down so hard on tobacco sales- and incrementally raising taxes, because it's bad and we need to punish smokers!
YEAH- and make them smoke outside!

On the other hand, we have a smokable product that has been illegal since they first declared a war on drugs- that is now becoming almost legal. It is legal in some states if you go to the right Dr.
BUT- it contains massively more tar and nicotine than tobacco. The stuff that the anti-tobacco people are raising hell about.

I smoked weed when I was young and stupid, and I knew back then that something that made you cough worse than a cigarette wasn't good for you, so I didn't do it that often.
(Yes Mr. 0bama, it's in my military records that I got a waiver for it- wanna see it?)

Now with all these states pretty much legalizing hemp, and all these people getting it through state ...weed Pharms- when people who never smoked cigarettes start getting the same respiratory problems as smokers--are we going to see trial lawyers going after states?
Because weed is bad, but cool-so we won't see huge law suits since it's not cool to harsh someones mellow like that, man.

Are you sure you want to go down that intelligence road, Valerie?

So the rich white man said "show me your birth certificate" and the black President did.
Now the rich white man wants to see his college transcripts, but the black mans mouthpiece says no.

Because he's the worlds smartest negro, and anyone who has seen him speak without a teleprompter can see that.

"He's almost 50 years old and he's president of the United States and I don't think anybody would debate his intelligence and so now we need to get serious..."


Just because he's over 50 and the president doesn't make him smart, Valerie- remember George BushChimpyMcHitler?
I've seen posts where people in your camp- the MSM have pegged his IQ to around 118-130. Since he took his LSAT and didn't earn the national Merit scholarship, we know he didn't come close to the top in scoring.

My ASVAB score from the Navy pegged me at 114.

You are smarter than Barack Obama!

You beat Obama at the IQ challenge. Tell all your friends. And maybe you can help fix the economy.

So, I guess that would make a good poll next week- When will Barry release his college records for the rich white man?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Her name

is Michelle Ryan.
She's some kind of starlet in the U.K.
But since I'm still on a Dr. Who premier mode- waiting on the last half of the opening show...

She was a gold thief on last years Easter special "The dead planet".

Feeling you pain Alabama

With all the things President Laser-like Focus has going on, he finally got around to showing his concern for the people of middle America.

Except that he didn't exactly give a speech, because- you know how self effacing he is and all...

I'm going to go out on a limb here

and say that this FBI attempt to 'fix' zombie computers is going to end-up with prosecutions.

The background is that they took down the top of a huge botnet that infected computers with maleware called 'coldflood'. Now the FBI wants to go to individual infected computers and fix them.
How are they going to find these infected computers you wonder?

It would be a complex procedure. First, the agency would have to identify the machines, a time-consuming process that would entail combing millions of IP addresses and correlating them to ISP records. For computers located outside of the U.S., it would have to involve foreign authorities.
Where have YOU gone on your computer?

But at least we won't have to worry about a G-man in the house because they'll be fixing them remotely...without looking at your files, or anything like that.

"The process does not affect any user files on an infected computer, nor does it require physical access to the infected computer or access to any data on the infected computer."

Said the mouthpiece of the most open, honest and ethical administration since Bill Clinton.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

To whoever was driving through Junction, Tx

Thanks a f*cking lot for throwing you lit butt out the window.
The last time we had any rain was before Christmas and everything is tinder dry.
Not that you care because because you're probably one of those imported @ssholes who ended up in San Antonio because your brand of socialism forced you out of a job.

At least that smoke I'm smelling isn't exactly close.

Lets try this one

We're going to arm Libya's rebels soon. How long before we see them in A'stan?
As soon as they can load the plane
Three days
A week
Never! Those are freedom fighters
pollcode.com free polls


Just to clarify. By them- I meant the arms and body armor.

I told you he had it

And if Trump wouldn't have forced him to release his long form birth certificate now- he would have as soon as he stepped out the gates the last time in 2013.

If he hadn't done it now- he'd be all- like "i PWned U" LOLOLolol

Because that's all he was waiting for- to make birthers look all Loose-changie and the attention it was pulling from other things he didn't want attention on.



BUT,,,don't worry Barry- people will now start asking if the "Most open & Honest Administration in US history" (Ver- 2.0) showed a fake certificate.

If you're wondering about all those half mast flags today

Hubert J. “Hub” Schlafly Jr. has died.
If you hadn't heard yet, he's the inventor of the original TelePromter.

Obama reported to be speechless.




UPDATE--
Thank you Jennifer for the Jen-launch!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Remember those Egyptian riots back in Feb.?

How we had to force Mubarak out because those were "pro democracy" rioters?
That anyone that mentioned radical Islam was biatch-slapped for being islamaphobic and told they were only wanting freedom from oppression.

Yeh, we know which way that vote is going, don't we? And, it'll be called an unexpected outcome. Just like it'll be unexpectedly the last election until the next uprising.

Even though we're cutting down forests

to print trillions of worthless Dollars, the guy who couldn't figure out he had to pay income taxes. Even when the IMF gave him the tax money to pay it with.
Tim Geithner says he favors a strong Dollar.

"Our policy has been and will always be, as long as I will be in office, that a strong dollar is in the interest of the country," Geithner said at a New York conference organized by the Council of Foreign Relations.

"We will never embrace a strategy to weaken the dollar."


Who stupid do they think we are?

Monday, April 25, 2011

Good on you Chicago

You're the ones that set up the Community Organizer in Chief to climb his political ladder of Socialism.

I really hope you're enjoying what you helped give the rest of the country.


In other news, I just had an interview as a CDL instructor down in Alice.
It's a 308 mile round trip. It sounds promising, and if you're looking for a job and have a CDL-A with over five years experience- you might want to look at Excel Drivers Services out of Aurora, Co.
But I don't know if I can afford moving there unless the pay is "really" good with Obamas Wiemar Republic right around the corner.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I don't have many I 'have to see that' movies

But this one kind of hits my funny bone like an off-shoot of Harold LLoyd/3stooges/John Candy stapstick comedy.

...OR the Democrat Party 2011-



I don't like the modern comedians- I guess I don't have that BEN stiller gene that makes me laugh. I can see the humor, but he's not funny to me.
OK, you can ceremoniously de-link me now...just make sure you tell everyone were I am in your de-linking post when you do-
Ok-thnX.

...And if you go chasing rABbits...


Guess what the Community Organizer in Chief was doing today?
Yep, for twelve hours.
But it was for the children.

The more we see of this ass clown the more I know they had a time machine and were secret Republicans-

Jefferson Airplane- 50 years ahead of the Obama administration...

Kicking the tires

I do, but not on a car.
I don't know why that term got started on car lots, because you can tell just by looking at a car if the tires are low.

On a big truck with two tires on each side of the axle, you can't just tell by looking if one tire is low.
So, lacking anything else- you kick it to see how solid each one is.
Actually, I've always had better results with a hammer because I can feel the different way it bounces if one of the duals is lower than the other one.


Another useless thing I've seen is that blowing non-existent smoke from the muzzle.
I saw River do it last night on Dr. Who.

The original reason for blowing DOWN the barrel was to help burn off residual embers in the firing chamber before you poured more black powder down the barrel. Otherwise it would flare-up and burn you.
That's why you see artillerymen swabbing the cannon barrel before shoving powder down again.
That's also why you don't pour black powder from the flask directly down the barrel, because then you have your hand around a black powder grenade.

Of course that need went away when they came out with the metal cartridge, but I guess old habits die hard and we see old movies carrying it on.

...And in other -not news

President Laser-like Focus went golfing again yesterday up at Andrews AFB.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Amy? Amy Pond, hurry up- it's almost time!

And you're not even dressed for a cross-dimensional trip.







Well, that's better-



Now get in the TARDIS, we have a schedule to meet- don't you know?
We have to be in Kurts TeeWee tonight at 8 O'clock- 7 for the rewind.

And look! River will be there slapping leather, too!