Sunday, February 10, 2008

Thing One was talking to her dog

When I walked past her for a beer.
She kept asking him: "Do you love me?"

I told her that I expected him to say: "Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning"- like Meat loaf. Who she never heard of....


Kids!

Shades Of AMC?

You remember, right American Motors?

I hate to say it but it kind of looks like Mopar is going that rout.

Feb. 9 (Bloomberg) -- Chrysler LLC is talking to other automakers about using the mechanical underpinnings of their models and putting a new exterior on them in an effort by the third-largest U.S. carmaker to cut costs.


~Snip~

Chrysler, which has 3,600 U.S. dealerships, said yesterday that it will trim the number of models and work with dealerships so that all three of its brands -- Dodge, Jeep and Chrysler --are sold under one roof in most cases.

The company is seeking partners to help develop cars that will serve customers that it's missing with its current lineup.

The dealership consolidation, product cuts and partnerships are designed to make the remaining dealerships more profitable.

I'm number five on GOOGLE, baybeee

And number one on Yahoo for "Chelsea Clinton's nipples".


Gawd, I'm soo proud I could just pinch Chelsea Clinton's nipples!









At least I don't have hits looking for adult diapering services,,,,,,Agua.

Misha the First nails it

A big, hearty fuck you to whatever mouth-breathing troglodytes thought up our sequential primary system, from the roughly half of the country who never had a chance to vote.

We’re so very fucking grateful that a bunch of damnyankees and cross-over liberals got to decide our candidate for us.

Time to start putting the “Republic” back in the “Republic of Texas.”


Via Pistolero


And the comments, as usual are pretty good, too

Heh- "How bout we send a message to The Nuge that he’s the top candidate for President of The Republic of Texas? :em95:"

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Guys, I know you had a girlfriend like this once

if you were smart.
More than once if you wer'nt.

Welcome back to another Nose Art weekend

I think I located some original Varga Girl nose art.
If not they're very close reproductions.












The number one pin-up girl of World War Two, Betty Grable, graces the nose of the still-flying B-17 'Sentimental Journey'.

One way to recognize a Varga--or Vargas--girl is her long, thin fingers and toes and the use of bright red fingernail and toenail polish.

untoldvalor

Random thoughts

We all know how concerned the Libs are about us tapping the phones of overseas terrorist callers. Privacy and all- ya know.
  • Why haven't we heard any outcry about the fact that GOOGLE has some kind of search filter on *EVERY* site they see? AND they'll be glad to store all your personal stuff on their servers for 'your' benefit. We all know that a private company would *NEVER* sell (or...oops, my bad) let slip damaging personal information on an opponent.
Hillary is claiming credit for everything her hubby did while in office.
  • When are we going to hear an exit strategy for the Bosnia-Kosovo area? We're still there holding two warring religions apart, and if we all leave tomorrow- it would be the same as before we got there. We had even less business going there than into Iraq or Afganistan- except to get Americas mind of Bills walking humidor.
I hear on the radio from the 'experts' that we might be looking at hgas in the low $2's by summer because of the resession that'll be hitting one of these days.
  • So I guess it's NOT supply and demand, like we've been told- more of what the market will bear.
I just opened a $300 electric bill, more than it was last year at this time, and $125 more than last month. Our water bill is higher than last month, too. I guess someone is going to have to lay down the law about daily hot baths and daily mini-loads of laundry. Oh, and NO- we don't have a hot water leak.

If any contractors are thinking of a new backhoe- I'd advise them to stay away from JCB.
It's got all the quirks that you'd expect from the people who brought you the BSA and Norton.
Greasing it is an adventure in it's self.

Mark, I'm thinking of a Vargas 'Nose Art weekend.'

for me



It's Batmobile...


Polecats...Rockabilly guy


The Rockats.....Note from the south




Something about a tatooed woman............just increases the ugggghhh factor.

409 is NOT a cleaner

It's Junior Brown and the Beach Boys



And his 'Sugarfoot rag' in France (it looks like)

Friday, February 08, 2008

Lets party like it's 1999 Jan 19 2000

I guess that a donkey can't change her stripes, either.

Apparently the Clinton campain left a rental property in N.H. like they left the White House, and they skipped the rent, too.


This week, national news reports said Hillary Clinton loaned her campaign $5 million of her personal fortune. Bennett said he finds it hard to believe she can't afford $500.

When the group did not give him a check for the amount up front, as per the agreement, Whitney said, he gave them the benefit of the doubt.

"But they packed up and left," he said.

"They left enough trash for a small army," said Bennett. "We filled two of those big black trash bags with what they left. There might still be a 4x8 Hillary sign there we pulled off the fence."


How classy.

This looks like a 'must see' movie

Because we know it's all about the writing, right?

Thursday, February 07, 2008

It's really too bad we don't have someone like this

Too bad he's inellegibale to become our president.

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'



'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society .. Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'



John Howard, ex-Australian PM

(Sorry Desertman- almost a year now, I think)

Hope y'all are ready for a rough next four years

Who ever the next President is.
On the Left side we have- in favor of
  • Stifeling the First amendment with his 'election finance reform'
  • An ambivilence-at the very least- on the Second Amendment protections
  • An intrusive government health care pogram
  • Amnesty for our illegal friends
  • Tax increases out the @ss
  • Higher unemployment because of the previous two
  • The 'evil' rich slowing down their disposable spending, which will increase the previous
  • The appointing of Liberal Supreme Court Justices- to keep that ol Constitution living and changing as needed.

And on the right we have- No One.


Ohhh, and the republicans are bailing in droves from the House and Senate, too.
I guess the couldn't take the responsibility for the mess that's coming.

And soon-to-be Ex-Senator Hutchinson?
I'll be doing everything I can to derail your run for Tx Gov because of your final vote on the undermining of the border fence.

Big John McCain...how politically expediant

He was scheduled to *finally* make it to the Senate to cast his first (of eight) roll call votes regarding the welfare of Americans.

He decided to bail.
Because it would have been politically risky by ....you know, actually taking a stand on hard financial choices.

Instead, he's now got a record of eight missed roll call votes on what you'd assume was important legislation.

The Republicans had their ducks in a row (in order to defeat the Democrat handouts to their special interest) to do it without McCain- because they're used to doing without him.

At least he didn't cross the aisle to vote WITH the Dems like he's getting a habit of doing.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Sorry. NO!



Because RNC, you really haven't been treating me right these last ohhhh.....twelve years or so.

I think I'll sit this one out because you refuse to give me someone to vote FOR.




Stolen from Squakbox. (Who will be on my bloroll when I get to the other computer)

So the "Maverick" is way ahaed in deligates now?

I guess I'll be driving with the radio off all day today.

I *really* need to enhance my CD collection, it's going to be a looooonng election year.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

So, today is Super Tuesday

Where it's election coverage all day, every radio station.

I really need to bulk up my CD collection.

I wonder how much you'll hear about this cancer study?

Because the cause is NOT evil tobacco this time.

Nope, it's the hippies best friend- Mary Jane. Which according to these studies is 20 times as cancer causing as the evil tobacco.
Anybody who's taken a hit will know that the smoke can't be good for you, as heavy and harsh as it is.

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Smoking a joint is equivalent to 20 cigarettes in terms of lung cancer risk, scientists in New Zealand have found, as they warned of an "epidemic" of lung cancers linked to cannabis.

Studies in the past have demonstrated that cannabis can cause cancer, but few have established a strong link between cannabis use and the actual incidence of lung cancer.

In an article published in the European Respiratory Journal, the scientists said cannabis could be expected to harm the airways more than tobacco as its smoke contained twice the level of carcinogens, such as polyaromatic hydrocarbons, compared with tobacco cigarettes.

The method of smoking also increases the risk, since joints are typically smoked without a proper filter and almost to the very tip, which increases the amount of smoke inhaled. The cannabis smoker inhales more deeply and for longer, facilitating the deposition of carcinogens in the airways.

"Cannabis smokers end up with five times more carbon monoxide in their bloodstream (than tobacco smokers)," team leader Richard Beasley, at the Medical Research Institute of New Zealand, said in a telephone interview.

"There are higher concentrations of carcinogens in cannabis smoke ... what is intriguing to us is there is so little work done on cannabis when there is so much done on tobacco."


Ok, it's a small study, but I expect the truth to be known shortly as all the hippies start dying like flies because of their past indiscretions.
AND I expect Cali, Washington and all the other Liberal Meccas to do away with their pro dope stance and get on the anti-cancer bandwagon ASAP.

Because not only is the secondhand smoke bad...they need to do it "for the children!"




But we all know they won't because if they do it it's somehow ok.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Hillarycare 2.0

This time she says she'll garnish your wages, even if you can afford your own medical treatment.

Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday she might be willing to have workers' wages garnisheed if they refuse to buy health insurance to achieve coverage for all Americans.

The New York senator has criticized presidential rival Barack Obama for pushing a health plan that would not require universal coverage. Clinton has not always specified the enforcement measures she would embrace, but when pressed during a television interview, she said: "I think there are a number of mechanisms" that are possible, including "going after people's wages, automatic enrollment."

Clinton said such measures would apply only to workers who can afford health coverage but refuse to buy it, which puts undue pressure on hospitals and emergency rooms. Under her plan, she said, health care "will be affordable for everyone" because she would limit premium payments "to a low percent of your income."


But Madam Hil, those that can afford to pay their for own health providers DON'T put undue pressure on healthcare providers.....Your Illegals do.


All hail Il Douche

Since I'm a Christian

I'm going to wish everyone a happy Sabbath today.

For all you Christians...


And a day late for the Chosen Ones...


(UPDATE) The Scientologists




Now, we have the "Religion of Peace"....


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Ummmmmmmmmmmmm


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Sorry, after due consideration, we'll take a pass on starting a deadly riot because an Infidel (that's me!) played the most sacred of wailing noises.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Something new for nose art weeekend

Nose art videos!

Liberater Nose art


And back to what they knew during the war years:






Friday, February 01, 2008

This just in

A recipe for your next moslime holy day.........UMMMMMMmmmmmm P__k!









And I see spelcheck isn't working today, either. Must have been that maintenance Google pulle yesterday. I wonder what new unobtrusive spyware they added now?

John McCain wants you to pay even more for gas

He's already said that as president, not only will he jump on the "Global Warming" hysteria- he's also said there will be no new drilling for OUR own oil.

I'm sure he'll feel really bad for the common people when we're paying $6/gal for gas.
I also think that his illegal pals will be getting some kind of 'rebates' for having to pay that for the priveledge of taking American jobs.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

My e-mail to the TxRepublican party

Hi,
I just wanted you to know that although I'm not a registered Republican- I generally vote that way.

Given the choices I see now between the four main contenders, I just wanted you to know that I'll be sitting home on election day.

Because not only did I stand still and watch you walk to the left- your two main candidates are what I would politely call rhinos.

John McCain may somehow have gotten a good conservative score, but every time I remember something important coming up- he's sided with the Democrats,,,,,,,,,,,,and that Amnesty bill with his name on it just cinched the saddle there.

Romney changes his positions more than I change my socks, and his Government healthcare isn't two years old and already in debt.


Send me a real conservative and you have my vote.
I wrote this blog post, BTW....I'm tired of voting for the lesser of two evils.

http://atrainwreckinmaxwell.blogspot.com/2008/01/looks-like-maverick-won-fla.html

Have a good next four years- you've earned it.

Do you think I was too harsh? Flogging the blog too much?
Should I have just stayed home and let them wonder where everyone was?

Think I'll hear anything back from them?

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

You pervs just won't give up on the Chelsea Clinton nipple s

Will you?


Ok, I guess you've got to be desperate coming here to look, seeing as I can't stand the Clinton mafioso.


Anyway, why don't you hit the *IMAGE* or *PICTURE* button on your search engine before you go looking at blogs that should have better taste than to show CHELSEA CLINTONS NIPPLES.


I mean, really.


You absolutly have to be completely taste dead to want to see CHELSEA CLINTON NIPPLES anyway.

The Bush twins have it over Chelsea any way you turn them- looks, personality, their humanitarian works,,,,,


But you WANT to see CHELSEA CLINTONS NIPPLES.


Ok, but remember- I already told you she has her dads nipples:


Looks like the 'Maverick" won Fla

So we don't *really* have a lot of choice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AGAIN.
And all the pundits and prognosticators will tell you to hold your nose and vote for the lessor of two evils.


NO!

I'm tired of having to pick the dregs of the vote.

I want a REAL conservative to vote for. Not some manufactured 'conservative' that uses highly selective highlights of a 30 year record to try to convince gullible Americans that he *really* IS a conservative after all.


Nope.


If I have to vote for evil, I'll go all the way.


Here's my candidate now.........

You may have read about him, and you can get his bumper stickers here.


The greater of all the evils...............




Cthulhu!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Soccer

Three hours of drinking beer and watching players wander around on a field, waiting for something exiting to happen.

Then rioting in the streets.



Soccer.


What we in America must aspire to...


Because This kind of action just doesn't happen in football



You just can't make this up

Even more reasons that we want government healthcare in America.

An 11-year-old boy from Britain, who was partially deaf for nearly 10 years, was suddenly cured when a thick piece of cotton popped out of his ear, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

Jerome Bartens was diagnosed as deaf in his right ear when he was just two-years-old.

Over the next nine years, he struggled to live a normal life as a young boy — but everything changed when he felt a sudden pop in his right ear while playing a game of pool with friends.

He put his finger in his ear and pulled out a tip of a cotton wool bud that had been wedged in his ear since he was a toddler.

I know our Dr.s are rushed, but at least they *look* at the patient because unlike Big Gov- the Dr.s here can be sued for missing something obvious like that.

Monday, January 28, 2008

So.....

Does anyone know of a website that can tell me how to replace the back glass on a '04 Mitsu Montero Sport?

I know how, but being it's a Mitsubitchi, and all- Japenese, I figure it won't be as straightforward as an American vehicle.

I went to change the oil yesterday in the back yard- with LOTS of gnarly, twisted Mesquite trees, and a very dirty rear window. I was maneuvering to my *ramp* and before I could change from shifting out of reverse from the columb (my Chevy) to the floor shifter (the Mitsu) I rolled into a stub of an old branch about two inches in from the bottom right of the window. The only reason we have glass back there right now is because of the window tinting (and lots of clear packing tape).


(UPDATE 5:00PM)
I can get a used one installed for $150 at a body shop. I guess my mentioning the extra $200 not going to a pistol made him decide to give me a break.
Karens birthday is comming up and hopefully she gets a new bed, and I can talk her into letting me have this.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Can't you hear her strident voice right now?

Looking out for the disenfranchised?

"I hear all the time from people in Florida and Michigan that they want their voices heard in selecting the Democratic nominee.

"I believe our nominee will need the enthusiastic support of Democrats in these states to win the general election, and so I will ask my Democratic convention delegates to support seating the delegations from Florida and Michigan. I know not all of my delegates will do so and I fully respect that decision. But I hope to be President of all 50 states and U.S. territories, and that we have all 50 states represented and counted at the Democratic convention.


Because she's either clueless about can't remember WHY their delegates aren't counted *now* OR she thinks the clueless voting public is.
I guess she also overlooked the little thing from the DNC that says those delegates will be divvied up *AT* the convention.


But that's ok, history will be changed to meet her memory, when she's back in power.

AND she'll get us the healthcare that we deserve.

AND make the planes run on time.



All HAIL El Douche!!