After a week of curing

 I really expected a lot more liquid.
The pork loin/Canadian bacon has some.

On #1 I cut the seal and added liquid Hickory smoke- because that's what I had. It kinda glugged in there, so I think it's going to be on the strong side.

The but/shoulder is dry.
I don't know if that's because I had it out and ready then resealed it in a vacuum bag because I needed a two digit read on the scale and couldn't use the one in the kitchen

I mean it's dry. 

The colors aren't as far apart as the camera makes it look, but I'll be hot smoking it then refrigerating part and freezing part, so I doubt there's that much wrong with it besides maybe taste.

Your MLK Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 

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So it begins

 Making bacon.

 After I finally got a digital scale that goes to two digits for the Prague #1 powder.
The first one is a Butt/shoulder  that hopefully will result in Buckboard bacon after I smoke it.

The other attempt is two pork loins of about four pounds each to hopefully get Canadian bacon out of it.

I had to wait for the scales because you don't want to use too much Prague powder/pink cure or whatever else you want to call it. luckily there's a  page for that.

On the second one I put in for 14 days- I'm going to try adding some liquid smoke and seal it back up, then finish it in the oven to see if there's any real difference between real smoke and liquid.

Your Monday Jan. 8 Rule 5 puzzle

 

And yes I noticed the trigger discipline.

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So SecDef Lloyed Austin was in the ICU for four days

 Before the Pentagon decided to let the White House know.

So we have Miley (who's probably still trying to find 'white rage') telling his ChiCom buddies that he'll give them a heads-up if his CiC decides to do something he disagrees with.

Now the Secretary of Defense was in the ICU for four days -and still in the hospital- before the Pentagon decided to let anyone in the White House know about it.

Maybe the danger to our Republick isn't Trump, MAGA, J-6ers or patriots- maybe it's a rouge DoD that thinks their chain of command only works when they want it to.

Your I forgot today was Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 

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Weather fo New Years Ev.

 Is NOAA being unintentionally ironic?
Or do they know fireworks will be going off around then?

For a little background

 The wife's a Brit who's lived in Texas for a good 20 years.

I've been fighting some intestinal thing for the past couple of days- and not eating.

We had to fill two 10 gallon propane tanks at Tractor Supply.  After loading them and securing them in the truck (and waiting for some dickhead who had up parked in) we were on the way home.

I told the wife that I'm sweating like a whore in church.
"A What????"

A whore in church, you've never heard that before?

She's also never heard 

• Telling how the cow ate the cabbage.
• Loose as a boiled onion. He's as slippery as a baked onion.
  
• All hat and no cattle
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Crooked as a dogs hind leg
• Better throw some slop to them dogs

Your Christmas Monday Rule 5 puzzles

Since you've been good boys and girls this year, you get two.

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Have a Merry salty Christmas

Mr, Garabaldi- As far as "Die hard" being a Christmas movie. So would be Lord of the Rings trilogy.because it has elves in them.

Blogger wouldn't let me sign in on your site, so it's here.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Dec.18

 

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Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Dec.11

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Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday Dec . 4

No gun today, but there is a hot range.

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Nov. 27

 

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Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for thanksgiving

Gobble, gobble. 

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Just a reminder IDF

 If you get your hostages back...

Propane is heavier than air, if you can't find all the tunnels.
The right concentration is 2.1- 10.1 gas in air.

Das Boot (Original Version)

Full movie.
It has a bunch of BS ads in the first part and a lot in the middle, but the last half is ad free.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Nov. 13

 

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In another installment of "Guess the Race"

We have a brand spanking new TopGolf in Memphis that's not even a month old getting the love from ..teens.

Your Monday Nov. 6 Monday Rule 5 puzzle.

 

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Guy Fawks Day

  Remember, remember!
    The fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder treason and plot;

    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot!

    Guy Fawkes and his companions
    Did the scheme contrive,
    To blow the King and Parliament
    All up alive.

    Threescore barrels, laid below,
    To prove old England’s overthrow.
    But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
    With a dark lantern, lighting a match!

    A stick and a stake
    For King James’s sake!
    If you won’t give me one,
    I’ll take two,
    The better for me,
    And the worse for you.

    A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
    A penn’orth of cheese to choke him,
    A pint of beer to wash it down,
    And a jolly good fire to burn him.
    Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
    Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
    Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

It finally realized...WHY

After reading this twat from Gretchen Carlson about the eeeevil AR platform.

They don't give a shit about the AK, but freak out about an AR.
Because- the M-16 was the freedom weapon of the cold war, fighting the Communist forces.

The AR IS an M-16 without the fun switch. They can't stand the symbolism of Good verses their mindset.

Prove me wrong.

Your Tuesday Rule 5 puzzle for Oct. 30

It's late because the computer forgot how to use the WIFI and I couldn't even use a HotSpot to get through. I said it was connected, but the only thing it could find was g00gle maps. So I had to do almost a factory reset and got Win11 and the headaches it caused when I downloaded FireFox and it wouldn't remember logins or recolor used links.

AND any searches I did opened in the same tab.

Anyway-

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And now for something completely different

It's.................

 

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle for Oct. 23

 Yoinks!
Velma and Daffney like you always imagined.

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The third ever Dr. Who

 He's not our Dr. yet.

It's been brought to my attention that the links I've been putting up are the same first one.
Open it up and scroll down the episode list below the screen.

Sorry.

Dr. Who II

 The second episode of all time-

It's been brought to my attention that the links I've been putting up are the same first one.
Open it up and scroll down the episode list below the screen.

Sorry.

Dr. Who

The first episode.

Watch it now while you can because somehow the writers grandson has the rights to it and says he's blocking the first four episodes.

Your Monday Oct. 16 Rule 5 puzzle

 

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Remember this ad from way back in 2016?

There isn't anyone picking up the phone on a Sunday afternoon, either.
But hell, it's only Israel being attacked by Iranian proxies.