Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Heard on the radio today.

Which I was reminded of when I was over at the OTHER McCains sight. because they have an ad for a guy who wants to turn the entire state of Texas into a sancutary state- like he did to Houston.

Which then reminded me of the woman who said: "If Jesus Christ was running on the Democrat ticked I wouldn't vote for him."

For the ladies

Legs.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Where's Muhammad?


This was supposed to run in several Sunday papers,
But was pulled.

Want to know why it was pulled?
It was pulled by the same people who brought down Richard Nixon and doesn't have any second thoughts of attacking the Judeo-Christian ideas of the majority of Americans.

Because it was a cartoon and it mentioned Big Mo.
It doesn't even have him in the cartoon.
It's because of Theo Van Gogh and lately Molly Norris of the hateful "Everybody draw Mohammad day"- who is now hiding for her life from a religion of hate.

It wasn't pulled because of what was or was not drawn, it was pulled because of what the editors thought might happen.

The might editors decided that their superior education and thought processes were better than our average citizen and because they couldn't instantly understand the plot, that we- the great unwashed couldn't either.

I got it right away. But then I have not been brainwashed by the PC polizi 24/7 so as to take offence at anything not politically motivated.

Photoshop much?

Even I can see this lede photo on Drudge is photoshopped.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

No!!! You've got it all wrong.


It's not ropey hair, it's SNAKES.


And speaking of,,,,Where have I seen this before? Oh, yeah.


BTW- if you google the term 'Michelle Obama angry' you get over twenty pages of a smiling, happy Michelle?

One year ago today

The world as we knew it changed.
The sun shined just that much brighter (but not hotter!)
The birds songs were a little sweeter.


Crops were finally starting to grow in Africa.
Wars were put on hold.
The oceans stopped risng.


Fists were unclenched.
Enemies began peace talks.
Lions laid down with lambs.

Polar bears enjoyed their ice flows.
Baby Herp seals stopped getting clubbed to death.
Worldwide poverty was a soon-to-be distant memory

All because...





For not being George W. BusHalibrtonMcHitler.

Friday, October 08, 2010

What a BRILLIANT idea!

Yes, we have an 'unexpected' increase in the unemployed numbers from the last quarter.
More and more people out of work, under employed or taking pay cuts.

The .gov is throwing money away faster than they can print it and real people are struggling to pay bills- and buy food and fuel.

So what can we do? Hey, lets increase inflation! Yes, that'll fix it.

I wonder if they got that idea from George Soros- the guy who used inflation to break the Pound?

Skittles and Unicorn farts for an economic policy.

As California goes....

So, we have all these Greenies and Liberals (that was redundant, wasn't it?) pointing at Cali and trying to follow their emission standards. They probably used it in the EPA to force other states to tighten up on their air quality standards.

I wouldn't even be surprised to see it as a basis for that UN climate kookbook.

So, if they're pointing to the Cali air board and using their numbers- what do you think would happen if- like the East Anglia climate fraud- CalAir was off by 340% on the high side of emission numbers?

The pollution estimate in question was too high - by 340 percent, according to the California Air Resources Board, the state agency charged with researching and adopting air quality standards. The estimate was a key part in the creation of a regulation adopted by the Air Resources Board in 2007, a rule that forces businesses to cut diesel emissions by replacing or making costly upgrades to...

It's almost like they have some kind of agenda....

The overestimate, which comes after another bad calculation by the air board on diesel-related deaths that made headlines in 2009, prompted the board to suspend the regulation this year while officials decided whether to weaken the rule.

It's just too bad that the truth just keeps oozing out.


Ohh noes! Look at all that di-hydrogen monoxide polluting the pristine atmosphere.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

"PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED"


Forward to the 2 minute mark to get the crack reference without the wait.

"PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED"


Did any Uper see an old blue British police call box around the time of that earthquake that made the crack in the earth?

"PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED"

Like mice to cheese

Or flies to 0bowma.

I'm not any kind of military brain, but I think I'd have some kind of drone patrolling that lot where all those tankers are parked.
You know, for targets of opportunity.

But then again it's not really sporting to bait your prey, is it?

UPDATE-
No links, I'm sure everyone knows about the Pakis closing our supply lines at the border and our tankers getting destroyed.

Just throwing something against the wall.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

We have a moratorium on drilling in the gulf

brought by an anti-oil Liberal who was looking for an excuse,,,and BP gave it to him.
They want to stop drilling and producing in Alaska- because there MAY possibly be some kind of ecological harm if something happens.
We can't drill for cheap easily obtainable oil anywhere near any Federal lands, and to make it doubly hard- Clinton made them protected Federal lands.

BUT the Obama administration is going to virtually give up over 6,000 acres to a solar company to make use of Federal (your taxes)incentives to produce solar power.

The announcement is the government's final blessing to Tessera Solar's plans to build a 709-megawatt solar system on 6,140 acres of federal land in Imperial County.

Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said the Imperial Valley project would be "one of the largest solar energy projects in the entire world."

Also approved: Chevron Energy Systems' plan for a 45-megawatt photo-voltaic project on 422 acres of public lands in San Bernadino County.

Both projects are set to break ground later this year - in time to take advantage of solar power incentives that were enacted as part of last year's stimulus bill - and are slated to be completed by late 2011.


So this environmentally extremist klan is going to let BIG SOLAR (and Cheveron) tear up and disrupt the ecology of the fragile California desert for ENERGY?????
What about the innocent and endangered,,,,ummmm,,,,desert horny cactus rat?
It's so endangered that no one has ever seen one, and they're going to deny life giving sunlight to the struggling plants.

Can you imagine how many hoops a private industry that, say wanted to put a nuke plant out there would be having to go through?

I mean aren't those thousands of stationary wind turbines on the way into California ugly enough?

Dude, really!

What were you looking for when you went searching for "Shemane Nugent curves"?
I have my safe search off and didn't come up with much but hunting bows and dead animals.

Attention Gecko45

I was looking for jobs in the transportation section of craigslist and found that one of your fellow Juvie taxi drivers highly trained and heavily armed tacti-cool security companies is looking for you, and thought I'd give you a shout-out. Since you ARE the original "Mall ninja" and all...

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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Saturday, October 02, 2010

By now I'm sure everyone has heard about Vernon Pawlik

He's the 10 year old that got turned away from a West wing tour- supposedly because he was wearing a Tee shirt and shorts.

Against dress code and all- unless that trampy MEchelle is tromping around the halls.
But, the White house is calling it another amateurish f*ck-up that we're getting so used to seeing.
Are we sure it was that Tee that did it, or- is it something else from the Liberal politics of racial purity?
I ask because this is Vernon Baker getting his belated Medal of Honor form Bill Clinton.

This is what he looked like in WWII:


And this is the grandson that the post racial administration denied admittance for using MEchelles dress code.

No Rick, it's because you're a moron

You weren't fired because you're Cuban.

"Deep down, when they look at a guy like me, they see a guy automatically who belongs in the second tier, and not the top tier," the 52-year-old said.

Well, actually you are and it's not because of your race.
As a matter of fact, you probably got where you were because of your race.
You know, Liberal whites and the race card and all...
It's because you say stupid cr@p that makes this blog look like I know what I'm talking about.


It's kind of like Geraldo and where he's at because of his race and nothing else that I can see from his work.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

My first thought

When I saw this picture, was 'What's he doing in uniform?
'
Because- waaaay back in the dark ages(under the thumb of Ronaldus Magnus) it was against regs to wear the US military uniform to any political rally.
Or any other kind of partisan or rally of dubious virtue.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Before they jammed the $timulus down our throat

Do you remember how the Won was standing in a Caterpillar plant and telling us how we need to pass that thing to save jobs?
That they'd get their jobs back and be fully employed?

Yeah you do.

Except that now, after stimulus has happened, and the .gov takeover of health care AND the new taxes coming down the pike- those new Caterpillar jobs will be in China.

Black babys

Because they work so much better than rotten chicken.



You *know* this has to be next:


You can always head back to that peaceful African country inhabited by our former slaves. That way you won't have the white man trying to keep you in slavery.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

It must be a Teabagging terrorist

Because DHS has declared right wing gun clingers as a terrorist threat.

In breaking news at the UT Austin, we have one gunman dead and another on the loose. It's still on lockdown.
But...that's unpossible.

Aside from Austin being the Liberal magnet for the entire state of Texas, it's against the law to have guns on campus.
So, when this is all over and the angry Lib is taken care of...and we find that he has a beef against "The Man"- are we going to slap even MORE unenforceable laws on the books?



UPDATE

I guess their was only one shooter.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to send the head newsguy- Jim Forsyth an informatory e-mail about the CIVILIAN version of an AK.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Just how fast was he going?

A 16th century Scots castle arch was destroyed by a contractors van- today I guess.
It was a famous castle, even I've heard of the Scone Palace -where Scots kings have been coronated ...forever.

Judging from the pictures of the debris field, that driver must have been hauling @ss on that narrow twisting road. I wonder if he had to take a drug and alcohol test like we would here?

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Tam finds the best chit

Go see what gold she dug up this time.

Of course it was an honest mistake

We're coming to expect that the bunch of amateurs at 1600 Penn. Ave. could f*ck up pouring water out of a boot it the directions were written on the heel.

It took me about 9 seconds to find an image of the Philippine flag.

Too bad the Dept. of State can't figure out how to use a laptop, then look at a picture to hang it right side up.

But then, I don't have a staff of hundreds of .gov bureaucrats working for me, either.




You know, with word of all those clowns leaving the White House, I'm really surprised that I haven't seen any cartoons of rats fleeing the 'USS The Won'.

Seafood anyone?

It looks like there are going to be some well fed crabs in the gulf at Galveston.

AND -in a somewhat related item.
[That being it's close to the water]

Is this AP article about those trapped Chilean miners and their rescue pod.
With a sidebar showing their layers and layers of editorial oversight and fact checking:


As always click to embiggify if you can't read the map.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Ooooh! Cat fight?

Pulleeez.. .
Sigorny Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis....

If you were a guy in the early '80s that would be spanktillicious.


Pulleeez...

You would in a heartbeat.

Hey, is it cold in there?

You weren't supposed to hear that

That's what the racist Democrat Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez really meant when she said "didn't intend to offend anyone" when...

She "...used a poor choice of words that some people have taken as offensive" in a Spanish-language interview ....

And that "...she apologizes if she offended anyone."

For calling a Vietnamese refugee from a brutal Communist country anti-immigrant and anti-hispanic in an interview that was only carried on a Mexican-American TV channel.

And if you're a Whereon and you call her on it- you're the racist.

Guess who?



You can see more of her uncropped here.

Doesn't help?

How about these this?

Friday, September 24, 2010

42

THAT, if you're not a hitchiker- is the answer to the universe.

Joanna discovered this.

You can go thank her...and don't forget your towel!

Not that I'm into conspiracy theories

BUT

Who do you think is responsible for those E-bots running around jacking the bids on E-bay?

Because I'm looking at a good solid cell phone that I had before and does everything I want, when I decided to put down a holding bid of $10.
It wasn't 12 hours until that phone- which had no interest before was at $10.50 with the bidder of m***v at almost a 0% buying record, and his buddy i***l with about the same success ratio.

Is to just coincidence that you have such imaginative names making one or two bids on an electronic item just to push the bids up?

I mean E-bay -who makes money on how much an auction ends at wouldn't have any reason to send bidding bots out, would they?

-----------UPDATE-----------------


Turns out, if you click a link explaining E-bays privacy policy, they do that to protect from scammers.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Oh, the horror

Where were these teachers when I was in school?

Well, I guess it's good that I didn't know them ....otherwise I'd be mentally scarred for life >/rolling eyes>