A slow day at the Daily Mail

Meet the British version of Jonny Rambo.



For someone who was such a fan of Johnny, you'd think he'd at least have something in his resume about doing time in the military, wouldn't you?

But to his cred, he did spend time in the wilds of the U.K. ummmmmm...........moors learning the skillz that will help him survive if he's ever called to duty in S.E. Asia. AND he is some kind of civilian air warden- so he knows how to improvise all kinds of weapons from aircraft parts.






I wonder if he still lives at home....