Saturday, October 08, 2011

Now that the dust has pretty much settled

On the ESPN/ Bocephus do-up, and that I don't have a dog in that fight because I don't even have ESPN programmed into the tee wee -I'd like to add y two cents.

What hank should have done, just like a lot of Republicans should do- is bring up the non-appology they accepted from a lefty and tell them to act like he said that.

In the case of Hank, he should have brought up Mike Tysons raping Palin B.S. and they non-apology that went on afterwords...AND the fact that it was all forgotten about until he brought it back up. "So ESPN wants an apology for me referencing Hitler and Obama? Fine, you'll get it right after I hear you condemn Iron Mike."

But that won't happen because Republicans are too polite to fight like Democrats.

As long as we're throwing numbers around

I found the number that really means something to us (no, it's not 42) who are the ones tired of being lectured to by a bunch of over-educated unemployed socialists... who pulled a number out of their collective asses to be what they want to be called.

I am a 53 percenter!

Meet The 53%. Who are they? The term 53% refers to the people who are actually paying taxes for themselves and the rest of the country.  
The 53% is a group of responsible young people organizing across the country. However, this group is not camping out in parks around the country and demanding the entire capitalist system be destroyed.


#iamthe53

Occupy Wall Street in 1K words

Via The Feral Irishman.

How the rest of the 95% of Americans see them.

I've held many jobs in my life

Some of them were as safety sensitive as keeping miles of natural gas line from blowing up buildings to using a shovel to find a leaking sewer line.

BUT in any of those jobs, if I had been as clueless as our US AG Eric Holder, I would have been fired many times over.

Holder says that his testimony to Congress, stating he first heard of Fast and Furious earlier this year, “was truthful and accurate… I have no recollection of knowing about Fast and Furious prior to the public controversy about it.
~snip~

However, in the letter, Holder says Grindler “was not told of the unacceptable tactics employed in the operation in his regular monthly meetings with ATF…”

“I now understand some senior officials within the Department were aware at the time there was an operation called Fast and Furious although they were not advised of the unacceptable operational tactics being used in it,” says Holder’s letter.


BUT- it's all the Republicans fault for bringing it up anyway...
Holder blamed Congress for failing to consider whether “additional tools are needed to stem the flow of guns to Mexico” and warned “until we move beyond the current political climate..nothing is going to change.”

So, what do we learn from this study?

That we haven't already figured out by observation?

He analysed drinkers' body language and then advised on their openness to being approached.

He has categorised them as the 'Flirt', 'Gossip', 'Fun-Lover', 'Wallflower', 'Ice Queen', 'Playboy', 'Jack the Lad' and 'Browbeater'.


1. The Flirt: Usually a woman, who holds her glass with dainty, splayed fingers and uses it in a provocative way. She may position it over her cleavage so as to draw attention to her attributes or peer over the rim to make eye contact when taking a sip. She may "tease" the rim of the glass with her finger, perhaps dipping it into the drink and sucking it dry. Assuming her agenda is appealing, the best way to approach is with reciprocal flirtatious gestures.











8. The Browbeater: This rather pugnacious type is again mostly male. He prefers large glasses, or bottles, which he uses as symbolic weapons, firmly grasped, and gesticulating in a threatening, "in the face" kind of way. Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others. He should be approached with great care, or not at all.

Celebrities: John Prescott, Russell Crowe (with Naomi Campbell as a female equivalent), Gordon Brown.

Friday, October 07, 2011

ALL HANDS, ALL HANDS

Secure for heavy seas.
That is all.


UPDATE-
for Calvin, since he doesn't provide an e-mail.

It's Nobel Peace Prize time again!

Yay! Everyone who got a Nobel Peace prize for being NOT being G.W. Bush raise your hand-

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Haven't we been told that "No human is illegal" over and over again?

You see those signs at all the amnesty rallies- some even written in english.
And we have taxpayers fronting the cost of schools along the border that are required to educate illegals that cross the border every day.

But if you're a black American citizen and try to get your kids into a better school by using a relatives address-

The Lightworker

fell down on the quest to save Jobs yesterday, didn't he?

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Bummer about Christi there MSM

There is still time to try getting the other loser from the McCain fiasco onboard.
Mike Huckster said he'd think about it if asked hard enough.

Because you racists on the Left hate the thought of a black man who isn't a communist leading this country.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Gunwalker is getting serious now?

Since there is some kind of proof that EriK Holder lied about what he knew and when he knew it.

So Issa is going to request a Special Prosecutor to look into it.

...But who- besides the DoJ can provide a special prostetutor?
Oh, the sitting President can!
I bet he has one in mind already.

Just a little diddy

About Jack-n- Diane.
Two American kids growing up in the heartland...

enjoy those voices in your head.

Monday, October 03, 2011

I really hate to tell you this barry

But when you want to test out soundbites, you really need to get away from a bunch of dork sucking sycophantic yes men and actually see what non-believers think.

Senior adviser David Plouffe told Obama it was time to “draw some lines in the sand” by launching an aggressive assault on tax breaks for corporate high fliers and hedge-fund managers.

The president was energized, saying such loopholes were “indefensible” while spending was being slashed and that “this is a public argument we can and should win.” He tested the message with reporters soon afterward.


Let me be clear here, Barry. You could have repeated "I am the walrus" and the news media would have been drooling in adoration.

So, some Democrat leased a dear ranch...

Thirty years ago, and then painted over an offensive word that was ok with plenty of  ex-clansmen in the Democrat Congress. (Right Sen. Byrd?)

But now, he's a Republican and it's a bad thing that he didn't dynamite that rock...or something?

What determination to find out what's in the past of our presidential hopefulls.
As long as we don't bother with what President Whiteguilt was listening to in his Black-Power church for twenty years.

Sunday, October 02, 2011

You tell them Barry

President Barack Obama criticized Republican presidential candidates Saturday for not defending a gay American soldier who was booed by the crowd at a Republican debate last week.

“You want to be commander in chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States, even when it’s not politically convenient,” Obama said during remarks at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Council, the nation’s largest gay rights organization.

Referencing the boos at the Sept. 22 Republican debate, he said: “We don’t believe in standing silent when that happens.”




But, then again- this was only the President of the United States, and he's not even GAY!

So, I'm playing with this new phone I've got

It's new to me, a Blackberry flip straight from e-bay.

As I'm deleting all the old contact information, I'm wondering if I should "tell someone" that this phone has a lot of sekrit looking names and numbers in it?

Or should I just delete them and be able to not get it confiscated by Big .GOV?

FU Janet, I'm going to just wipe the memory.


UPDATE-
The f*ing thing that's supposed to be unlocked says my SIM card is no good.

Saturday, October 01, 2011

Dear Reuters,,,

I am just curious.
How can anyone have a "budget fight" if the Democrats haven't bothered bringing a budget forward in going on THREE YEARS?


The panel has the task of finding ways of cutting the deficit by at least $1.2 trillion over 10 years. If it fails to agree on a plan by November 23, automatic spending cuts will be triggered, beginning in 2013.
OK-Fine,,,here's your $1.2 Trillion dollar cut over TEN YEARS-
stop the spork and napkin wastage.
OK? That's what we're actually talking about in "cuts" to the budget.

Farging lying @ssholes of both parties.....

Looks like a meme I can get into

I'm not sure exactly what it is- besides something from the `80's or something from your earlier times that had something to do with the `80's...


Which went right along with 'Miami Vice" and the sockless Don Johnson...

Poll- Sweetness

As we pretty much knew- the last poll was going to be a blowout for Reagan's best known question at 52% of votes going to that one and pretty much evenly split between
"How many people did Watergate kill" at 19% and "Is America as respected as she once was?" at 15%.

As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Next years Republican Primaries
Are good enough Shouldn't start before March Shouldn't start before April 
RON PAUL- dood! 
Needs to be balanced between East coast Yankees and red states so we don't loose good candidates   
pollcode.com free polls 

Anarchists unite!

Occupy Wall Street to protest corporate greed!
We will be occupying Wall Street to protest the corporate greed that brought us $400 WIFI laptops so we can broadcast our anti-capitalist movement.

...And in more news that's not news

Comes the 'science' about hacking the next (and last) elections.
According to researchers from the Argonne National Laboratory, those e-votes are easy to hack with $26 worth of extra parts.

They say anyone with a 8th grade science education (not sure if it's a modern or old school 8th grade)can remotely control the voting results. they say the best way to stop it is to improve the locking devices.

Of course the completely missed the point of the people programming and providing security for the machines in the first place are communist UNION thugs who would do anything to socialize America.

So thank you again AlBore for continuing to fuck up our election results.

Friday, September 30, 2011

GMAFB Puleeeze!

So, we're supposed to believe that MEEchelle decided to stop at the local Target- all by herself- with no prodding because she missed being with the common people?

And that no-one noticed a parade of black limos being driven by guys wearing sunglasses at night- escorting a black woman hidden by a ballcap?

Did anyone notice that the huge store suddenly only had white guys wearing shades and suit coats and a few carefully chosen "shoppers" to mingle with?



Yeah, those hicks in flyover country think I'm one of them now..


Gawd are they stoopid!






OR is this a store that's used to drug dealers and pimp-biatches doing their shopping like this- so it was unremarkable until a photo was 'leaked'



UPDATE --

I honestly can't remember EVAR seeing a Target store that empty...

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Tell ya what Beverly

Lets suspend those pesky Congressional elections AFTER the citizens have a say in the 2012 elections.
That way the ones who got us into this mess won't be around to continue f*cking it up.


Still feel that way?

...Or will your lapdog media accuse Republicans of usurping the Constitution?

A change in the postal service

In a new money making idea, they'll be putting living people on postage stamps.
This is a way to make money by selling stamps to collectors (so they don't have to actually - you know- deliver the mail.

I wonder who'll be the first one to be honored?

Monday, September 26, 2011

Hey Robespierre, how'd that changiness work for you?

The next three months Robespierre reigned supreme. he nominated all the members of the Government Committees, placed his men in all places of influence in the commune of Paris, and assumed complete control of the Revolutionary Tribunal.

However, as his power increased, his popularity waned. On May 7 Robespierre, who had previously condemned the Cult of Reason, advocated a new state religion and recommended the Convention to acknowledge the existence of God; on June 8 the inaugural Festival of the Supreme being took place. Meanwhile, the pace of the guillotine grew faster; public finance and government generally drifted to ruin, and Saint-Just demanded the creation of a dictatorship in the person of Robespierre. On July 26, the dictator delivered a long harangue complaining that he was being accused of crimes unjustly
(It was Bushes fault!). The Convention, after at first obediently passing his decrees, next rescinded them and referred his proposals to the committees. That night at the Jacobin Club his party again triumphed. At the Convention the following day, Saint-Just could not obtain a hearing, and Robespierre was vehemently attacked (the 9th of Thermidor). A deputy proposed his arrest; at the fatal word Robespierre's power came to an end.

He fled to the Common Hall, whereupon the Convention declared him an outlaw. The National Guard under Barras turned out to protect the Convention, and Robespierre had his lower jaw broken by a shot fired by a gendarme. The next day (July 28, the 10th of Thermidor), he was sent to the guillotine along with Saint-Just, Couthon, and nineteen others.

So they had an "undie" run today

To make a point about Utahs "uptight" laws.

Participants donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear or colorful boxer shorts — and some added political messages by expressing support for causes like gay marriage on their chests, backs or legs.

Looking at the picture, I'd say they need to rethink the whole semi-nekkie thing unless they want re-enforce that whole 'cover that fugly up' ideas.

BTW- who's Les?

No Barry,

Don't even think about it.

Seriously.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

So, we're watching TweeWee

And this Subaru commercial comes on:


...And I asked her- "Did you notice the front end?"

"No- why?"

"Because if he wasn't texting, he'd have seen the car in front of him was STOPPED."

So, I'm looking for different recipes

Actually I'm looking for something to make carrots to go with stuffed pork loin and cottage fries.

Allrecipes.com has a thing that you put in what you want and they give you a list.
There are some surprises in there.
Some of them are a real stretch- so much that I can't see anyong getting past the visual to actually taste the dish...

Really, sorry but I think I picked that up last time the dog barfed.

For you electricians out there



Stolen from my cousin