Bummer

Not that I really give a shit about the Tour De France.
It's just fun to see these assholes crash and burn.

I got a month suspension on FB  for mentioning that the Twenty Second German Panzer Corps won the first Tour De France in 1940....

I'd trust him

 I saw this in Austin yesterday.
I guess it's one of Brandon's industrious guests that do things Americans won't....
Or sumpin'
It's supposed to say car instead of cat- I guess.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 Don't know who she is, but you've seen her before.

As usual, the big one below the fold- 

So this is the "new" plandemic they're trying to get going?

 SRSLY?

I was wondering about this Monkeypox plague we're supposed to worry about and I finally went looking, and found it on probably one of the more biased .GOV sites you could find....

"Monkeypox is a rare, viral infection that does not usually cause serious illness. However, it can result in hospitalization or death. That's why health officials in New York, the U.S., and around the world are monitoring cases of monkeypox in areas that do not usually report monkeypox infections, including in New York State.

While New Yorkers should not be alarmed, everyone should stay informed about monkeypox. This means understanding the symptoms, how it spreads, and what to do if you are exposed."

So THIS is the new way to pie the 2022 election?😕

How contagious IS it?

"Monkeypox spreads through close, physical contact between people. This means anyone can get monkeypox. However, based on the current outbreak, certain populations are being affected by monkeypox more than others, including men who have sex with men (MSM).

Based on previous outbreaks of monkeypox around the world, some groups may also be at heightened risk for severe outcomes if they contract monkeypox. This includes people with weakened immune systems, elderly New Yorkers, young children under 8 years of age, and pregnant people."

You mean like the tens of THOUSANDS of expensive old people that Cuomo sentenced to death with his order to place infected COVID patients in nursing homes???

A homemade sodastream

I did this home made carbonator and it works. 

10lb CO2 tank from marketplace CO2 regulator from Ebay

 The Kegorator ball lock and caps from an online brew supply shop

All together it probably cost less than $75

 Get extra caps to keep them pressured up.

 The colder the liquid, the better 

 A refill for that 10 lb tank that'll probably last almost a year is about $20 at a welding shop.
I added a ball valve by the bottle, just because- you can pick it and two hose barbs (1/4") plus braided line for the pressure hose and two hose clamps at a DYI store.

Better than sliced bread?

 SRSLY?

Just how lazy are you?
AND you're paying more than double for even less.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for this Monday

 I thought she was a differnt Bunny.

But she works anyway....

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The big one below the break.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 Is this kink, or the newest design in MOPP gear (or whatever they're calling it now)?

And the big one below the break-

'Murica!

 The mud room

 

Find the "weapon of war" 🙄

Maybe I should have hidden it better because I expect all right answers....

Your Independence Day Rule 5 puzzle

 

As usual, the big one below the fold- 

This aged well

 Didn't it?

Now do this year Brandon's DepAg.....

Your Rule 5 Monday puzzle

 Fly
Fight
Win

The big one below the fold

Our opera singer is getting down with Zeppelin's "Kashmir"

She's REALLY getting into it.

Proving that we don't need a Ministry of Truth

 Or whatever the Democrats want to call it.

Because we have MSN and the alphabet "news" networks deleting stories that they don't like themselves.

Just like Glowball Climate changers are deleting historical weather reports....
MSN deleted a story that shows unvaxxed have less severe reactions to the 'Rona than fully vaxxed.

Color me shocked.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 Yes, I did that!

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Big one below the fold.

Happy Juneteenth

 To all of you who were never slaves......

From us who never owned any.

Our opera singer and voice coach reacts to "Tom Sawyer" by Rush

I like watching her reactions.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 It looks like she stopped by Diogene's Middle Finger to get her Jill Biden makeup on...

The big one below the fold- 

Three hundred and twenty one Dollars

 For less than half a tank of propane.

Go fuck yourself Biden!

Something new about Locomotive Breath

A voice coach (and opera singer) reacts to Jethro Tull's Locomotive Breath.

TDLR- she likes it.

Hot in Texas

 It was so hot in Eagle Pass that it broke the truck thermometer.

It was the first time I got to make deliveries out west since 0biden lied about supporting the Constitution...
Things I noticed.

The Border Patrol is no longer doing tire drags to keep a vegetation free area along fence lines.
I guess when 0biden or Mayorkas is going to tell you to let them go, why waste gas pulling a tractor tire along fence lines.

The BP checkpoint is basically waving people through- because why bother asking questions if it doesn't matter.

The only diesel prices I saw over $5/gal was at Pilot. Everything else was $4.99 -$4.45 -almost equal to gasoline.

Doo, Doo, Doo

 Looking out my back door...

Actually it was my kitchen window.
I could have probably hit her with a pistol if I was a poacher.

This place is turning into a regular Noah's ark.
This was about two hours after the deer video,

There were about 10-15 of them working their way up towards the water trough before the neighbor girls scared them off when they started to work their horses.

I was just heading in to get a rifle, too.

Your Monday Rule 5 puzzle

 

The big one below the fold-

It was the dark of the moon

On the sixth of June-

 In a Kenworth pulling logs.

 Cab-over Pete with a reefer on and a Jimmy hauling hogs...............

It was the 3rd of June

 Another sleepy, dusty Delta day....

What was I doing?
What was my brother doing?

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday

 

As usual, the big one below the break-- 

Saw an old '94-96 Bronco

Those full sized Broncos still look good today.
Better than the fugly-assed '97 F-150 that put me off of owning a Ford to this day.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday

 Looks like our shield maiden is in for some serious chaffing if she moves a lot.

And the bigger on below the fold as usual.

For the fuk-sake TXDOT

 

Can't you finish one section of I-10 before making another three mile stretch a work zone?

 

They extended tho work zone east another three miles almost to the race track by Marion.
That's 4.5 miles from where I get on to go to work in San Antonio (I clocked it last night)

By next winter, the entire stretch from Seguin to 410 in San Antonio is going to be Jersey walls and slow traffic- with the occasional pop-up lane closures until I retire in about five years.

Your Rule 5 puzzle for Monday

 Truth in advertising.

And the big one below the fold-