working his way down Del Rio Dr. when he was mugged by three turtles.
When the police asked him about it, he said "I don't know- it happened so fast."
Badda BOOM!
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Oh nooes. lookie what the've got now!!!!one!!!
High capacity M-1 clips........DOOD- scaryfying. High. Capacity. Assault. Rifle. CLIPS!!!eleventy!!!!
Some GFW needs to put out a law outlawing those high capacity assault clips.
Some GFW needs to put out a law outlawing those high capacity assault clips.
Who here has a Democrat as a Senator
Just in case you didn't know it- they just voted "YES" on 0bamakare for the second time yesterday.
Yep, all of them. Even the ones who lied about learning their lesson.
Texas has a place to check if you want to vote the party line, but I took pleasure in voting against every Democrat that had opposition all the way down to the dog catcher.
Yep, all of them. Even the ones who lied about learning their lesson.
Texas has a place to check if you want to vote the party line, but I took pleasure in voting against every Democrat that had opposition all the way down to the dog catcher.
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Just out of curiosity
And not that it matters because they're as needed as tits on a lizard.
What does the UN have to say about what's going on in Egypt?
Are they waiting for things to calm down so they can send in their peace-keepers? I hear there are lots more hot women than in the African interior.
What does the UN have to say about what's going on in Egypt?
Are they waiting for things to calm down so they can send in their peace-keepers? I hear there are lots more hot women than in the African interior.
WtF is it
With these ads that inflate to take up half your screen as soon as you open a site?
Do those people think the pissing people off will help sell whatever they're selling instead of making them NOT want to watch their shows.
LARRY THE CABLE GUY, I'm talking about you, and that some kind of cop show that didn't even register befor I found the close box.
So, now along with Kia and their intrusive rap commercial and Verizon for that vile rap they force me to hear on Fox News, Larry I probably wouldn't see you even if I wanted to.
Do those people think the pissing people off will help sell whatever they're selling instead of making them NOT want to watch their shows.
LARRY THE CABLE GUY, I'm talking about you, and that some kind of cop show that didn't even register befor I found the close box.
So, now along with Kia and their intrusive rap commercial and Verizon for that vile rap they force me to hear on Fox News, Larry I probably wouldn't see you even if I wanted to.
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
Somebody is wetting their pants about Chucky
But it's not Snookie.
But she's from Joisey isn't she? Why would she want to be seen with a NY Senator?
Does she even know what a Senator is?
But she's from Joisey isn't she? Why would she want to be seen with a NY Senator?
Does she even know what a Senator is?
Even though I have massive reservations
I'll get behind those who want to walk in the Egyptians sandals...
Oh, Suzanna- those eyes...
And for the ladies
Oh, Suzanna- those eyes...
And for the ladies
I wasn't in the Army
so I can understand (kind of...if I twist reality enough) how Valery Jarrett
Could mistake this for a waiter.
Or, since there are Libs infesting the entire White House, she's used to ordering Generals around like the Clintons did?
Could mistake this for a waiter.
Or, since there are Libs infesting the entire White House, she's used to ordering Generals around like the Clintons did?
Monday, January 31, 2011
In four questions out of thirty-three
did politicians do better than an average citizen on this civics test.
...And two thirds of them are related to speechifying (on the bottom)
This guy who only graduated from high school (with Vo/Tech training) got 29 out of 33 for 87.88% because of my lack of economics and business math.
Stolen from MNR
...And two thirds of them are related to speechifying (on the bottom)
This guy who only graduated from high school (with Vo/Tech training) got 29 out of 33 for 87.88% because of my lack of economics and business math.
Stolen from MNR
You realize, if Palin would have said this...
It would be all over the news...
Advance to about 1:30 if you don't want to hear the usual Liberal trope.
He makes how MUCH per year?
Advance to about 1:30 if you don't want to hear the usual Liberal trope.
He makes how MUCH per year?
I'm surprised that they're surprised
Israel has the best intelligence network in the Mid-east, if not the world.
didn't anyone tell the leadership about 0bamas penchant for throwing people under the bus for political expediency?
If Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak is toppled, Israel will lose one of its very few friends in a hostile neighborhood and President Barack Obama will bear a large share of the blame, Israeli pundits said on Monday.
Political commentators expressed shock at how the United States as well as its major European allies appeared to be ready to dump a staunch strategic ally of three decades, simply to conform to the current ideology of political correctness.
And speaking of political obtuseness, has anyone wondered what the UN's take in this is? Well Ban Ki-moon wants the world to wreck their economies to forestall GLOBAL WARMING.
Yeah, because something that'll take decades to show is much more important than an Egyption state going tits-up.
didn't anyone tell the leadership about 0bamas penchant for throwing people under the bus for political expediency?
If Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak is toppled, Israel will lose one of its very few friends in a hostile neighborhood and President Barack Obama will bear a large share of the blame, Israeli pundits said on Monday.
Political commentators expressed shock at how the United States as well as its major European allies appeared to be ready to dump a staunch strategic ally of three decades, simply to conform to the current ideology of political correctness.
And speaking of political obtuseness, has anyone wondered what the UN's take in this is? Well Ban Ki-moon wants the world to wreck their economies to forestall GLOBAL WARMING.
Yeah, because something that'll take decades to show is much more important than an Egyption state going tits-up.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
What's that word we were missing from the Bush years?
Ahhh- yes..........Gravitas.
Because He'd throw a going away party while the Mid-East was ready to go up in flames.
But we won't hear anything about delaying a going away party for David Axelrod last night.
UPDATE
It's reported that Hilary broke away from the festivities because she just remembered to tell the Cairo Embassy to relay something.
Because He'd throw a going away party while the Mid-East was ready to go up in flames.
But we won't hear anything about delaying a going away party for David Axelrod last night.
UPDATE
It's reported that Hilary broke away from the festivities because she just remembered to tell the Cairo Embassy to relay something.
Since when...
Does the Patriot Act regulate the availability of cold medications?
Why involk the PATRIOT ACT? Shouldn't it be the DEA?
...And given the fact that meth labs are still increasing, we have another example of the government infringing on citizens rights for no reason at all.
Why involk the PATRIOT ACT? Shouldn't it be the DEA?
...And given the fact that meth labs are still increasing, we have another example of the government infringing on citizens rights for no reason at all.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
What an internet switch looks like
Aren't you glad that the other party can trigger it whenever they want WITHOUT any oversight by the Justice Department?
Bolton on Egypt and the mid-east
"Regis" explains what's going on in Egypt, and what it's history is.
Our next President is telling Gretta what's in the mix.
Now, I just hope those amateurs at 1600 Penna Ave don't f*ck things up so bad that the next guy can't fix it.
Hey- lets stop even MORE domestic oil production! That'll show those sand naggers just how we WANT to support them.
Because nobody's worried about Iran on one side of the Suez Canal and an unstable Egypt on the other.
Our next President is telling Gretta what's in the mix.
Now, I just hope those amateurs at 1600 Penna Ave don't f*ck things up so bad that the next guy can't fix it.
Hey- lets stop even MORE domestic oil production! That'll show those sand naggers just how we WANT to support them.
Because nobody's worried about Iran on one side of the Suez Canal and an unstable Egypt on the other.
The internet ISP
That's basically the address of your modem, right?
So if there was an address of, say 63.232.29.### that would be -in normal notation 6,323,229,###- right?
There are over six Billion possible internet doorways to get on these intratubz?
That means America is in the hole $300 for every ISP in the world!
Niiice.
So if there was an address of, say 63.232.29.### that would be -in normal notation 6,323,229,###- right?
There are over six Billion possible internet doorways to get on these intratubz?
That means America is in the hole $300 for every ISP in the world!
Niiice.
Rare?
Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama experienced a rare speaking stumble Thursday, mixing up Iraq and Afghanistan when responding in a YouTube interview to questions challenging the wars in those countries.
Guys, if you weren't so busy covering for him, he'd make Dan Quayle look like Abe Lincoln.
Guys, if you weren't so busy covering for him, he'd make Dan Quayle look like Abe Lincoln.
I've got a CDL
And when I've been using it, I try to use it pulling either a tanker or a flatbed.
One of the big reasons I'd rather not pull a dry-van is the need to remember that trailer you can only see the sides on- is 13 feet tall starting about ten feet behind where you're sitting.
My bucket truck and dangle/digger were at 12'6" and 13', but they stuck over my hood so I remembered.
If you've ever wondered why (or noticed) there were signs telling how high the overpass was...
except for oversized loads, 13 feet is the highest a covered/box van is made.
I'm telling you this to show you why it's not a good idea to lease a truck to just anyone.
Especilly someone without a CDL...Penskie...Ryder...
One of the big reasons I'd rather not pull a dry-van is the need to remember that trailer you can only see the sides on- is 13 feet tall starting about ten feet behind where you're sitting.
My bucket truck and dangle/digger were at 12'6" and 13', but they stuck over my hood so I remembered.
If you've ever wondered why (or noticed) there were signs telling how high the overpass was...
except for oversized loads, 13 feet is the highest a covered/box van is made.
I'm telling you this to show you why it's not a good idea to lease a truck to just anyone.
Especilly someone without a CDL...Penskie...Ryder...
Friday, January 28, 2011
In Soviet Union -state can divide by zero
State can also tell you how many rolls of TP you need.
State controls your heating oil.
State tells you this is not creepy-
Enjoy Soviet playgrounds.
Democrat party watching in awe at what they missed.
State controls your heating oil.
State tells you this is not creepy-
Enjoy Soviet playgrounds.
Democrat party watching in awe at what they missed.
Another side trip from tomorrows' history
25 years ago, the MSM was on a playback-loop with this...
..of course it didn't sound so...black then.
Because the MSM didn't want to remind people that there wasn't a black pilot on Discovery.
..of course it didn't sound so...black then.
Because the MSM didn't want to remind people that there wasn't a black pilot on Discovery.
On a lighter note
The money moment is at the two minute mark:
I'm surprised those dumbasses didn't pull off the entire front end.
All they would have needed was a free spare tire under the tow-rope on the bank.
POP- up-it-comes-like-it-was-on-a-pulley.
I'm surprised those dumbasses didn't pull off the entire front end.
All they would have needed was a free spare tire under the tow-rope on the bank.
POP- up-it-comes-like-it-was-on-a-pulley.
Smart diplomacy
I guess in an ideal world there would be a place for it.
But we live in the real world where people look at your actions through the filter of their lives, and their culture.
The whole mid-east look like it's ready to blow, and if there was someone who the arabs respected -who wanted to put out the word to cool it, or we'll do something- that they knew meant it; it might actually mean something. But Putin is going to sit back and see how it looks like it might turn out.
It's too bad we don't have a leader
the arabs respect, or fear,,, you know- a cowboy.
So the whole thing is going to spill over like Mrs. O'Leary's lantern and Israel is going to have to start throwing punches just to survive...
...and where will we be?
UPDATE
Because of this bushfire, oil's going to go through the roof.
Aren't we glad that this administration is making sure we're not dependent on mid-east oil?
But we live in the real world where people look at your actions through the filter of their lives, and their culture.
The whole mid-east look like it's ready to blow, and if there was someone who the arabs respected -who wanted to put out the word to cool it, or we'll do something- that they knew meant it; it might actually mean something. But Putin is going to sit back and see how it looks like it might turn out.
It's too bad we don't have a leader
the arabs respect, or fear,,, you know- a cowboy.
So the whole thing is going to spill over like Mrs. O'Leary's lantern and Israel is going to have to start throwing punches just to survive...
...and where will we be?
UPDATE
Because of this bushfire, oil's going to go through the roof.
Aren't we glad that this administration is making sure we're not dependent on mid-east oil?
Coming to a government cut-off switch near you
Here's a thougt
Via Prepology we see this;
Farmers are being asked to plant Millions of acres here in the US to prop up dwindling supplies of corn and soybeans worldwide. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is expecting 15-year lows for corn and 40-year lows for soybean, current pricing for these commodities are $6.40 a bushel and $14 a bushel respectively.
Ummm, yeah- mebbe we might quite turning it into fuel to repay ARCHER-DANIELS-MIDLAND for their political contributions?
Farmers are being asked to plant Millions of acres here in the US to prop up dwindling supplies of corn and soybeans worldwide. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is expecting 15-year lows for corn and 40-year lows for soybean, current pricing for these commodities are $6.40 a bushel and $14 a bushel respectively.
Ummm, yeah- mebbe we might quite turning it into fuel to repay ARCHER-DANIELS-MIDLAND for their political contributions?
The unemployment rate is almost 10%
Geophery and his friends just could not understand why no-one would hire them...
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Doesn't Ted Turner own a chitload of land there?
In Montana?
Just wondering, because we all know that the only thing that Liberals care about is how their ideas and actions make them feel.
And how it makes other Liberals feel about them.
Not that this article has anything to do with how Ted Turner treats his livestock,,,,or anything.
So, didja like how I tried to link Libs to starving horses like they do anything bad to Sarah Palin?
Just wondering, because we all know that the only thing that Liberals care about is how their ideas and actions make them feel.
And how it makes other Liberals feel about them.
Not that this article has anything to do with how Ted Turner treats his livestock,,,,or anything.
So, didja like how I tried to link Libs to starving horses like they do anything bad to Sarah Palin?
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