Thursday Rule-5 Guess the series

Shouldn't be too hard with my Brown Coat readers:

Send in the Federal Marshals today

have them padlock the doors to all the IRS buildings and tell them that they have untill noon Monday to produce what was ordered.

If the don't do it, send them to prison like they routinely threaten taxpayers with.
How else are you going to get their attention?

Link with auto start video @ the bottom.

Breaking news on womens health!

A new study tells how to stop breast cancer before it starts.
Guys will be all over the "cure".

Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing.

Rule-5 Thursday...on Friday

Because I lost a day over memorial day.
Since there has been a small bruhaha about a certain young celeb from a (typically) hypocritical stylish magazine  run buy Liberals.
...And I didn't get any good leads on today's topic- you get a fat Kate Upton.

And you bad Photoshop this week-

So, what was the bomber that flattend Frankfurt?

A friend posed on my FB page.

Enjoy your day off

These guys earned it for you-

Couldn't resist sharing

When one dog gets fed-

They all get food.

No matter what they look like............

How could this happen?

Wasn't this supposed to have been 'fixed' during the first stimulus?

 Emergency response officials say no one has died, but divers are still searching the Skagit River for possible survivors after the Skagit River Bridge between Burlington and Mount Vernon collapsed this evening.

Or at least the second where the Lightworker stood in front of some almost new bridge in Ohio- or something- and told us the second stimulus was going to 'fix' what they didn't before.
Because if it saves only one persons life............

The National Transportation Safety Board tweeted that the agency is investigating the collapse.
The bridge, built in 1955, was considered structurally deficient in 1992, and functionally obsolete in 2000 and 2010, according to the National Bridge Inventory.

Your Rule-5 Thursday

With curvy blonde women.

AND your bad photoshopped blonde is.........

Vision evoking phrases

Whenever I hear some Dee Cee spokes-flack using the focus group tested phrase "boots on the ground"- I don't see troops going into action.
I remember this kind of boots on the ground.

Heh

Cutting to the bone-

Before the sequester-

Well, that's done

Four days worth of switching underground primaries to a temporary feed.

The hole for the new feed, the old feed and the temporary feed (spliced inside the pull box).

What you don't see is two 6" steel 90's from the conduit under my toe, two more 6" steel 90's coming in from the trench on the left and two 4" from the right side of the pole base.



Aaaand the (almost) finished product: where that hole used to be:

So- what you want me to believe is

That unelected, uncaring, unresponsible career bureaucrats- who resoundingly contribute to the Democrats didn't know it was illegal to go after anyone not Liberal enough?

That they didn't know any better? That in their book any means to getting their Chicago Jeezus re-elected was ok?

And now the chairman "can;t remember" anything? Sounds like someone needs to go to jail until they DO remember the truth.

But we know only some small fish will get fired.









And rehired at another Federal gravy job as a reward.

Your Feel-good video of the day

In Venezuela-


Hey, you could have gotten my earworm...Stacy's Mom.

Via Peter.

Rule-5 Thursday- Searches answered

This time we're looking at "Gun Girls"- always a good topic.

The things I go through for you- You don't know how many of theses pics I rejected because of the Rule Two violations.

This weeks bad photoshop has been changed to just a bad girl-

Yep, I can see that marriage will last

I can't help but notice

That gas is going up again.

Here we are with the Bakken and Eagle-Ford oil feilds pumping more produce than we need.
People driving less than in decades (because they can't afford it).

And the fawning media who would be screaming their lungs out it there was a Republican in the White House are giving us all kinds of excused why it's not only *not* a problem- but actually good that were paying $2 more than we should be.

What should happen to everyone doing the Harlem shake

Alternately titled- ""Why women have no place on the front-lines"

Just listen-

Presented without comment

Rule-5 Thursday already?

So- using the search words is working for us so far, and today's phrase is "Curvy Bikini".

And your inappropriate photoshop of the week is:

Oh! You want content.

How about this sentence to make you want to click a link that has hardly anything to do with this quote:

I saw a guy in Brooklyn once with a handlebar mustache, pierced ears, a fedora hat and jodhpurs. He was a collage of sartorial attempts at evading himself. It looked as if he were interrupted during a shave in the mid-1850s and had to grab some clothes and dress quickly while being chased through a time tunnel.

Texas Eagle-Ford shale is producing big-time product

The Bakken oil patch in ND is over flowing.
We almost have an oil glut in America.
Gas consumption is at the lowest point in Decades and the only thing the MSM is saying about it is that -the unremarked on rise in prices will hold steady or fall a couple pennies per gallon.

If there was a Republican in the White House, all we'd be hearing is how those greedy, evil OIL Comanies are ripping off the consumer- and WHAT IS THE PRESIDENT GOING TO DO ABOUT IT????
But with their Chicago Jeezus up there -who promised European energy costs, we get crickets.

Rule-5 Reds

Getting on-board the  red head band wagon like everyone else

And your below-the-fold hotness is-
Sam!

Polish that turd, Joe

Joe Klein over at the White House mouthpiece called the NYT is busy shining up that turd called 0bamaKare.

In this one we hear about how flexable the .GOV is about responding to the 0bamacaer application.
Knocking it down from 21 pages to just 3 (less if you're a 1%-er).

Then he goes on to link 0bamacare to a beloved monopoly-(Time-Warner):
One of the things that concerned me was the 21-page application form that was required for people to join a health care exchange — which, if you’re unfamiliar with the jargon, is an online health-insurance superstore (think Orbitz or Hotels.com) where individuals will have the collective market power of large corporations like, say, Time Warner.


Because when you think of T-W, it just gives you the warm fuzzies knowing how much they care about you.

Cultural reference time

Bonus points for the name:

Bonus for twenty-
How big was his brain?

One more for Blue Sun-
Where was the restaurant?

Well Bill Maher- It's your people doing it

It's you Liberals agenda, your dream of the nanny state.

You can't blame the Republicans, because the haven't had anything to do in Bhaahstin in decades.

Imagine

Our favorite geological expert  Democrat Congressman from GA. talking about helium:



I wonder if he even saw the speech Big Helium the Helium Lobby wrote for him before he got up there.

Rule 34

If there isn't yet, there will soon be a pr()n version of it:

April 15 was supposed to be Buy a Gun Day

But other things took precedence.
Now I'd like to show you what I got for BAG day.
It was something I'd been putting off for a while but I was getting signs that I needed to move on them, so below the jump is my Marlin 1894c in .357..


UPDATE:
10:29AM Fri 26 Apr.
You **NEED* an 18mm combination wrench, and as long as you're going back to the parts house- you may as well get a set of shocks.

UPDATE- The second-
5:45PM-
Something to save a metric butt-ton of aggravation.
On the drivers side, pull the motor mount bolt and raise the engine as high as you need to, since we're working on a V-6 S-10 instead of a postal truck. The mounting bolts through the frame are pressing bolts that come out with the right persuasion. Then just lift the old one out and drop the new one in.