Sunday, February 06, 2011

The Pac by six

Guess which team the Chicago Jeezus was backing?

Yep, just like every losing team since he was Immaculated.

How long is The Won going to be able to skate?

Here he is (suprisingly) in an interview with O’Reilly saying that he inherited everything when he became Dhimmy Carter 2.0.

When O’Reilly said the president’s critics call him “a big government liberal,” Obama replied that he inherited a nation on the brink of an economic crisis. That situation required his administration to take a number of “extraordinary steps” to avoid a severe economic depression, Obama said.

"Over the first two years of my presidency, we had a complete disaster. Right? We had a complete crisis," Obama said. "The financial markets were breaking down. We were slipping into a Great Depression. And we had to take a bunch of extraordinary steps in order to make sure that the economy was growing again, which it is now, growing. Making sure that the private sector was creating jobs again. It's now doing that."


I notice nobody is going to remind him that HE was sitting in the Illinois Senate seat for two years - voting 'present' instead of doing something constructive.




He also reminded everyone getting the shaft that he's still a big .GOV Liberal who wants to see everyone on the poor house.

But when pressed Sunday during a live interview with Fox’s Bill O’Reilly on what political analysts say is a clear sprint toward the center, Obama dismissed the notion with a "no."


"I haven't -- I didn't move to... I'm the same guy," he said.

I just got a phone call from Bank of America

Karen is late on a credit card payment.
Isn't harassing people for a debt/late payment on a weekend and after a certain time at night, like..illegal?

I also found out that there is several websites dedicated to those 866- phone numbers,,,including one from the NRA.

Can we start panicking now?

Because the earths magnetic poles are moving at an increasing rate and will swap soon.
Which brings up some interesting questions and maybe technical and scientific reorganization.

So, when this gets done, are we still going to be in the northern hemisphere?
Will we still call north ...north?
Will our drains flow clockwise or counterclockwise?
Will the sun rise in the east or west now?

But for some it's even worse, because it's starting to dawn on some that the sun actually has an affect on our planet, and it can't be all man-made global ,,,ummmm,,,instability.



BUT wait, it gets worse!

Now "it" is here: an unstoppable magnetic pole shift that has sped up and is causing life-threatening havoc with the world's weather.

Forget about global warming—man-made or natural—what drives planetary weather patterns is the climate and what drives the climate is the sun's magnetosphere and its electromagnetic interaction with a planet's own magnetic field.

When the field shifts, when it fluctuates, when it goes into flux and begins to become unstable anything can happen. And what normally happens is that all hell breaks loose.

Magnetic polar shifts have occurred many times in Earth's history. It's happening again now to every planet in the solar system including Earth.


See, we Global warming climate freaks finally have to admit that the sun has something to do with climate....

CR@P :-(

To the man I was proud to serve under

Happy 100th Mr. Reagan.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Remember when I did that post about the internet kill switch?

and it looked like this...

What I forgot to mention to anyone in DEECEE that might wander in here is that





THIS





is what it will look like AFTER you throw that switch-






Oh, and we have deer rifles....


Not that that's a threat, or anything- just something that separates us citizens from serfs.

Send someone to just pick them up!

Foe Chrissake, that robot already dropped those grenades on the cement and then RAN THEM OVER without them exploding.

Does that operator have a license to drive that thing?
Just how many millions of dollars that that department throw away on WallE?

Forward to the 2:30 mark for the start of the fail and end whenever you get tired of watching Curly drive that thing with Shemp helping with Mini-E.

Dear DiGiorno pizza people

Just wanted you to know I can order COOKED pizza from here and even get it delivered for fifty cents LESS than you want at Wally-World.

Cognitive dissonance

Function:n
A psychological conflict resulting from simultaneously incongruous beliefs and attitudes.

Enjoy 12 minutes of Chris Matthews trying to come to terms with the real life situation cause by amateurs trying to lead a nation.


Remember Chrissy, your Chicago Jeezus has had complete control over the .GOV and his political appointees -including intelligence- for over two years.
Enjoy the ride.

Friday, February 04, 2011

The best of the British invasion

Why we abandoned Mubarak

I was reading this post at Weasel Zippers when I realized the 'real' reason Mubarak has bus tracks on his back.

Even liberal Israeli papers like Haaretz are running similar op-ed pieces. The fact of the matter is Obama threw Mubarak under the bus but stood by idly when there was a similar uprising in Iran.

The reason 0bama didn't call for Ahmadinejad to step down during the Iranian riots was that Ahmadinejad has been working against America for over forty years but Mubarak was an American patsy who needs to be gone so a 'real' islamofascist can take over.

I'm at a loss for a title here

I "DO" know however that the first time I played it, I had two dogs watching and the second time was all three dogs and two cats.



I got there from here.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Well, I've got THAT going for me anyway

As I'm sitting here on unemployment, waiting for the Navy background check to finish.

We have about a 15 MPH wind blowing 25 degree air- At least I'm sitting in a nice warm house instead of 6 feet high on an open backhoe.

And speaking of lack of heat, is it me-or does it seem that a cast iron block puts out more feet-warming air than one of those aluminum engines? I just came back from a 20 mile round trip to Hondo and my temp. gauge didn't even bump 150 degrees.

And as long as were talking about car tech...
How are all you battery powered cars doing today? Getting lots of mileage out of those frozen batteries? How does using lights and resistance heating cut into your trip?

So, there's this three toed sloth

working his way down Del Rio Dr. when he was mugged by three turtles.

When the police asked him about it, he said "I don't know- it happened so fast."


Badda BOOM!

Oh nooes. lookie what the've got now!!!!one!!!

High capacity M-1 clips........DOOD- scaryfying. High. Capacity. Assault. Rifle. CLIPS!!!eleventy!!!!

Some GFW needs to put out a law outlawing those high capacity assault clips.

Who here has a Democrat as a Senator

Just in case you didn't know it- they just voted "YES" on 0bamakare for the second time yesterday.

Yep, all of them. Even the ones who lied about learning their lesson.

Texas has a place to check if you want to vote the party line, but I took pleasure in voting against every Democrat that had opposition all the way down to the dog catcher.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Just out of curiosity

And not that it matters because they're as needed as tits on a lizard.

What does the UN have to say about what's going on in Egypt?
Are they waiting for things to calm down so they can send in their peace-keepers? I hear there are lots more hot women than in the African interior.

WtF is it

With these ads that inflate to take up half your screen as soon as you open a site?
Do those people think the pissing people off will help sell whatever they're selling instead of making them NOT want to watch their shows.

LARRY THE CABLE GUY, I'm talking about you, and that some kind of cop show that didn't even register befor I found the close box.

So, now along with Kia and their intrusive rap commercial and Verizon for that vile rap they force me to hear on Fox News, Larry I probably wouldn't see you even if I wanted to.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Somebody is wetting their pants about Chucky

But it's not Snookie.
But she's from Joisey isn't she? Why would she want to be seen with a NY Senator?

Does she even know what a Senator is?

Even though I have massive reservations

I'll get behind those who want to walk in the Egyptians sandals...


Oh, Suzanna- those eyes...

And for the ladies

I wasn't in the Army

so I can understand (kind of...if I twist reality enough) how Valery Jarrett
Could mistake this for a waiter.

Or, since there are Libs infesting the entire White House, she's used to ordering Generals around like the Clintons did?

Monday, January 31, 2011

Your Monday night Toob

all in one setting tonight...

In four questions out of thirty-three

did politicians do better than an average citizen on this civics test.
...And two thirds of them are related to speechifying (on the bottom)

This guy who only graduated from high school (with Vo/Tech training) got 29 out of 33 for 87.88% because of my lack of economics and business math.


Stolen from MNR

You realize, if Palin would have said this...

It would be all over the news...

Advance to about 1:30 if you don't want to hear the usual Liberal trope.

He makes how MUCH per year?

I'm surprised that they're surprised

Israel has the best intelligence network in the Mid-east, if not the world.
didn't anyone tell the leadership about 0bamas penchant for throwing people under the bus for political expediency?

If Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak is toppled, Israel will lose one of its very few friends in a hostile neighborhood and President Barack Obama will bear a large share of the blame, Israeli pundits said on Monday.

Political commentators expressed shock at how the United States as well as its major European allies appeared to be ready to dump a staunch strategic ally of three decades, simply to conform to the current ideology of political correctness.



And speaking of political obtuseness, has anyone wondered what the UN's take in this is? Well Ban Ki-moon wants the world to wreck their economies to forestall GLOBAL WARMING.
Yeah, because something that'll take decades to show is much more important than an Egyption state going tits-up.

Recycling




It's not just for hippies anymore!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

What's that word we were missing from the Bush years?

Ahhh- yes..........Gravitas.

Because He'd throw a going away party while the Mid-East was ready to go up in flames.

But we won't hear anything about delaying a going away party for David Axelrod last night.





UPDATE
It's reported that Hilary broke away from the festivities because she just remembered to tell the Cairo Embassy to relay something.

Ummmm...Chris...Panama canal?

Since when...

Does the Patriot Act regulate the availability of cold medications?



Why involk the PATRIOT ACT? Shouldn't it be the DEA?
...And given the fact that meth labs are still increasing, we have another example of the government infringing on citizens rights for no reason at all.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

What an internet switch looks like



Aren't you glad that the other party can trigger it whenever they want WITHOUT any oversight by the Justice Department?