Saturday, February 05, 2011

Cognitive dissonance

Function:n
A psychological conflict resulting from simultaneously incongruous beliefs and attitudes.

Enjoy 12 minutes of Chris Matthews trying to come to terms with the real life situation cause by amateurs trying to lead a nation.


Remember Chrissy, your Chicago Jeezus has had complete control over the .GOV and his political appointees -including intelligence- for over two years.
Enjoy the ride.

Friday, February 04, 2011

The best of the British invasion

Why we abandoned Mubarak

I was reading this post at Weasel Zippers when I realized the 'real' reason Mubarak has bus tracks on his back.

Even liberal Israeli papers like Haaretz are running similar op-ed pieces. The fact of the matter is Obama threw Mubarak under the bus but stood by idly when there was a similar uprising in Iran.

The reason 0bama didn't call for Ahmadinejad to step down during the Iranian riots was that Ahmadinejad has been working against America for over forty years but Mubarak was an American patsy who needs to be gone so a 'real' islamofascist can take over.

I'm at a loss for a title here

I "DO" know however that the first time I played it, I had two dogs watching and the second time was all three dogs and two cats.



I got there from here.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Well, I've got THAT going for me anyway

As I'm sitting here on unemployment, waiting for the Navy background check to finish.

We have about a 15 MPH wind blowing 25 degree air- At least I'm sitting in a nice warm house instead of 6 feet high on an open backhoe.

And speaking of lack of heat, is it me-or does it seem that a cast iron block puts out more feet-warming air than one of those aluminum engines? I just came back from a 20 mile round trip to Hondo and my temp. gauge didn't even bump 150 degrees.

And as long as were talking about car tech...
How are all you battery powered cars doing today? Getting lots of mileage out of those frozen batteries? How does using lights and resistance heating cut into your trip?

So, there's this three toed sloth

working his way down Del Rio Dr. when he was mugged by three turtles.

When the police asked him about it, he said "I don't know- it happened so fast."


Badda BOOM!

Oh nooes. lookie what the've got now!!!!one!!!

High capacity M-1 clips........DOOD- scaryfying. High. Capacity. Assault. Rifle. CLIPS!!!eleventy!!!!

Some GFW needs to put out a law outlawing those high capacity assault clips.

Who here has a Democrat as a Senator

Just in case you didn't know it- they just voted "YES" on 0bamakare for the second time yesterday.

Yep, all of them. Even the ones who lied about learning their lesson.

Texas has a place to check if you want to vote the party line, but I took pleasure in voting against every Democrat that had opposition all the way down to the dog catcher.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Just out of curiosity

And not that it matters because they're as needed as tits on a lizard.

What does the UN have to say about what's going on in Egypt?
Are they waiting for things to calm down so they can send in their peace-keepers? I hear there are lots more hot women than in the African interior.

WtF is it

With these ads that inflate to take up half your screen as soon as you open a site?
Do those people think the pissing people off will help sell whatever they're selling instead of making them NOT want to watch their shows.

LARRY THE CABLE GUY, I'm talking about you, and that some kind of cop show that didn't even register befor I found the close box.

So, now along with Kia and their intrusive rap commercial and Verizon for that vile rap they force me to hear on Fox News, Larry I probably wouldn't see you even if I wanted to.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Somebody is wetting their pants about Chucky

But it's not Snookie.
But she's from Joisey isn't she? Why would she want to be seen with a NY Senator?

Does she even know what a Senator is?

Even though I have massive reservations

I'll get behind those who want to walk in the Egyptians sandals...


Oh, Suzanna- those eyes...

And for the ladies

I wasn't in the Army

so I can understand (kind of...if I twist reality enough) how Valery Jarrett
Could mistake this for a waiter.

Or, since there are Libs infesting the entire White House, she's used to ordering Generals around like the Clintons did?

Monday, January 31, 2011

Your Monday night Toob

all in one setting tonight...

In four questions out of thirty-three

did politicians do better than an average citizen on this civics test.
...And two thirds of them are related to speechifying (on the bottom)

This guy who only graduated from high school (with Vo/Tech training) got 29 out of 33 for 87.88% because of my lack of economics and business math.


Stolen from MNR

You realize, if Palin would have said this...

It would be all over the news...

Advance to about 1:30 if you don't want to hear the usual Liberal trope.

He makes how MUCH per year?

I'm surprised that they're surprised

Israel has the best intelligence network in the Mid-east, if not the world.
didn't anyone tell the leadership about 0bamas penchant for throwing people under the bus for political expediency?

If Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak is toppled, Israel will lose one of its very few friends in a hostile neighborhood and President Barack Obama will bear a large share of the blame, Israeli pundits said on Monday.

Political commentators expressed shock at how the United States as well as its major European allies appeared to be ready to dump a staunch strategic ally of three decades, simply to conform to the current ideology of political correctness.



And speaking of political obtuseness, has anyone wondered what the UN's take in this is? Well Ban Ki-moon wants the world to wreck their economies to forestall GLOBAL WARMING.
Yeah, because something that'll take decades to show is much more important than an Egyption state going tits-up.

Recycling




It's not just for hippies anymore!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

What's that word we were missing from the Bush years?

Ahhh- yes..........Gravitas.

Because He'd throw a going away party while the Mid-East was ready to go up in flames.

But we won't hear anything about delaying a going away party for David Axelrod last night.





UPDATE
It's reported that Hilary broke away from the festivities because she just remembered to tell the Cairo Embassy to relay something.

Ummmm...Chris...Panama canal?

Since when...

Does the Patriot Act regulate the availability of cold medications?



Why involk the PATRIOT ACT? Shouldn't it be the DEA?
...And given the fact that meth labs are still increasing, we have another example of the government infringing on citizens rights for no reason at all.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

What an internet switch looks like



Aren't you glad that the other party can trigger it whenever they want WITHOUT any oversight by the Justice Department?

Bolton on Egypt and the mid-east

"Regis" explains what's going on in Egypt, and what it's history is.



Our next President is telling Gretta what's in the mix.
Now, I just hope those amateurs at 1600 Penna Ave don't f*ck things up so bad that the next guy can't fix it.


Hey- lets stop even MORE domestic oil production! That'll show those sand naggers just how we WANT to support them.

Because nobody's worried about Iran on one side of the Suez Canal and an unstable Egypt on the other.

The internet ISP

That's basically the address of your modem, right?

So if there was an address of, say 63.232.29.### that would be -in normal notation 6,323,229,###- right?
There are over six Billion possible internet doorways to get on these intratubz?

That means America is in the hole $300 for every ISP in the world!
Niiice.

Where are all the white women at?


You know I couldn't help that.

Rare?

Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama experienced a rare speaking stumble Thursday, mixing up Iraq and Afghanistan when responding in a YouTube interview to questions challenging the wars in those countries.

Guys, if you weren't so busy covering for him, he'd make Dan Quayle look like Abe Lincoln.





I've got a CDL

And when I've been using it, I try to use it pulling either a tanker or a flatbed.

One of the big reasons I'd rather not pull a dry-van is the need to remember that trailer you can only see the sides on- is 13 feet tall starting about ten feet behind where you're sitting.

My bucket truck and dangle/digger were at 12'6" and 13', but they stuck over my hood so I remembered.

If you've ever wondered why (or noticed) there were signs telling how high the overpass was...
except for oversized loads, 13 feet is the highest a covered/box van is made.

I'm telling you this to show you why it's not a good idea to lease a truck to just anyone.

Especilly someone without a CDL...Penskie...Ryder...

Friday, January 28, 2011

In Soviet Union -state can divide by zero

State can also tell you how many rolls of TP you need.
State controls your heating oil.

State tells you this is not creepy-
Enjoy Soviet playgrounds.

Democrat party watching in awe at what they missed.

Another side trip from tomorrows' history

25 years ago, the MSM was on a playback-loop with this...



..of course it didn't sound so...black then.
Because the MSM didn't want to remind people that there wasn't a black pilot on Discovery.

On a lighter note

The money moment is at the two minute mark:


I'm surprised those dumbasses didn't pull off the entire front end.
All they would have needed was a free spare tire under the tow-rope on the bank.
POP- up-it-comes-like-it-was-on-a-pulley.