Your Rule 5 Thursday puzzle

 Don't make me kneecap your other one.

Your Tuesday night throwback

Because

When it's a beautiful 72 out and you're driving around wit your windows down- you have to. 

Some people (Liberals) say Rush made Bo Snerdly up

Hannity is interviewing him here,

Your Rule 5 Thursday puzzle

Now that we have steady power again.
But that white crap is still coming down.

Your throwback Tuesday TV

Now that power is back...

Tab clearing

 Because -lighten up Francis.

The Thursday Rule 5 puzzle

"A change is as good as a rest."

Youe Tuesday night throwback TeeWee

One more step into Socialism tomorro

I wonder if they'll redecorate?

Your Rule 5 thursday puzzle

 Take 5.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Your Tuesday Naval documentary

Joe XIden and the stock market

Right now my stocks over at Robbing Hood are worth a little over 3 times what I paid for them.
I could just have them transferred to my broker at the bank and just ride the slide and hop for the best.

OR

I could sell all but Tesla and Workhorse and pay the Xiden taxes next year.

I'm really leaning towards selling before 0bama 2.0 bottoms the stock market out.

-But the stock market doesn't really reflect the economy- *insert eye roll smiley here*

Yoour Rule 5Thursday puzzle

That's a nice looking 4x4 Square Body

Your Tuesday tales of the South Pacific

The Rule 5 Thursday puzzle

 I wouldn't piss her off.

Well, here we go again

Joe and the Ho

Or

 0bama 2.0

We lived through 12 years of the Lightbringer and we can only hope the Communists are just as incompitant of ruining Americas as they were from 2008 to 2010.

Your Tuesday night throwback TV

I guess they couldn't wait four months

 Maybe because people might see the connection?

One more miltab

 

Grass seed

I was throwing grass seed out before the next rain came later this week.
The pones noticed.

 

My Navy enlistment story

 

When I went shopping at recruiters- I already knew I wasn't Gung-Ho enough to be a Marine.

 

Army- We can get you anything you want in Combat arms- and a HUGE signing bonus.

Me- What about the Corp of Engineers?

Army- HUGE signing bonus- Combat arms!

Me- Ummmm, no...........

 

Air Force- (this was early 80's) Basic training DORMS!!!!!

Me- What about Red Horse?

AF- DORMS! Look at what they put you in in the Army and Marines-> shows pics of WWII barracks<- and they have A/C!

Me- What about Red Horse?

AF- Dorms!!!one!!!!

 

Navy-

Me- I want to be a Builder.

Navy- a what?

Me- Builder, a SeaBee. My grandfather was one in WWII.

Navy- Ohhhhh.............

Here, take this sample ASVAB and see what you can do.

(This was about 2 years after I graduated as a mediocre student because I didn't apply myself)

Me- Here ya go.

Navy- Lets get you scheduled to go to Chicago for MEPS and take the real one.

Me- But........ I'm not sure about enlisting right now.

Navy- You're not obligated to anything, the real test will let us officially offer you jobs.

Me- >bus ride down to Chi-town and then a crappy hotel before being woken for the bus ride to MEPS and a. LOT. of. waiting. then bus ride back<

Navy- Good news. you got an 87 and we can offer you a lot of jobs.

Your choice- Nuke, Radar Direction Finder (GM+) some kind of Airedale or CE.

Me- But I want to be a Builder.

Navy- Dude, you scored too high, there's a lot of openings for CE and better advancement. Besides, they're still Seabees.

Me- Okay >did the MEPS thing again and off to Great Mistakes in a MLB sponsored company<

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Rule 5 Thursday puzzle

Tuesdays throwback Tee Wee

Your Thursday Rule 5 puzzle.

Your Tuesday throwback TeeWee

Missed the Monday Sweet spot, didn't I?

 Because I was driving to Wetherford to pick up a sacrificial ATV to be used as a band saw prime mover.

Too bad it's the last of them....

Sorry Gregory, it's as big as I could make it.

Your Rule 5 Thursday

Something is getting a stress test.

 

 

Your Tuesday evening TeeWee

Another sweet spot

Not as good as the first one.