A trainwreck in Maxwell

Some things this clip forgot to tell you: Removed because frigging DISH NETWORK Keeps telling me I'm using too much bndwidth! Do NOT si...

A little bit of common household spray-on cooking oil. A couple R/C servos. An ignition source... And WALLAHHHH A fire breathing pumpkin!

I hope I won't shock anyone with this NSFW pumpkin It's not like it's a completely full page nekkid pumpkin, or anything like th...

I dropped off Thing-1 at work in Castroville and headed out to Hondo for the weekly grorcery shopping. On the way I passed an oversize load ...

Aside from having the Liberal nannyism EVERY TIME I try to open, close or download frigging anything---ask "Do you really want to do ...

Yeah, I stole that from Fark. Because Halloween is near and I'm all about helping, here's a piece on what to do if your house is hau...

Except they're not girls. But after reading about Big and Rich , I'll even think of buying some of their CDs. You *know* them... But...

Not that these bridge survivors are trying to gin up sympathy (and lots of money ) for themselves. I'm more surprised that that 9-11 pay...

Anyone who reads SCI-FI knows about the "Bug-eyed-Monster". It's sometimes shortened to B.E.M. Now we have the B.E.P. For some...

She decided to vote FOR the latest Amnesty bill floating it's way throught the government system. I already let her know that I'll n...

Other times you're the bug. It seems like this entire week I've been the bug........on the Interstate. I re-tore that (ligament? Ten...

And that's it's real color, some kind of resseive gene in Atlantic Giant pumpkins.

Sorry, I just noticed it on the calander. I didn't notice if Yahoo or Google had any special GIFs to commemorate it. What would it be? P...

I've read enough comparisons between this FIRE (which didn't give a weeks notice) and N'awlins (where the leadership was partyin...

I've felt like chit for the last two days, and now I'll either go in late or not at all. Everyone else is gone, so I can have some ...

Katrina missteps still haunting Bush That my first thought was: "It didn't do much good for Blanco , either." And naturally, ...

But I bet it would look pretty good on your front sidewalk next Wednesday. UPDATE-- (NSFW pics) In related ...ummmm...'big' news......

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. Didn't you say, at th...

But they come from the OZ.

I don't *need* to say anything more, do I? Oh.... that reminds me- Saxet Gun show this week-end at the Colosseum (on E. Houston).

I don't mind, but it gives time to think when I'm not driving. I was out cutting a 300' trench for some cable and started thinki...

Yep. It's the JACKO- lantern!

In light of the 'Dumping Sox ' story, I'm reminded of something else that happend around that time. Hillary for President!...she...

UPDATE--- I don't know it I ougtta let a certain Brooklyn Joooooess know that while I was watching that movie, I was slow roasting some...

I forgot your daily extreme pumpkin last night. So to make up for it, I'll give you a cosume idea. A Bender costume. And "A Christm...

This didn't happen in Bhaahaastin. FLORENCE -- When she dropped the package off yesterday morning at Florence Township High School, the...

It's my DRIVING WHEEL . Go ahead, you know you want to. Click it,,,and be sure your speakers are up. or would you want to take a slow ri...

You start an omlett and the oil isn't hot enough, and the eggs soak up the oil? Ham and cheese. Lots of ham. My weekly egg quota. ...And...