Doncha just hate it when

You start an omlett and the oil isn't hot enough, and the eggs soak up the oil?

Ham and cheese.
Lots of ham.


My weekly egg quota.


...And the eggs are soggy even though you turned up the heat?


Hmmmmmm....


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Ok, it's not bad enough to call in the puppies.



UPDATE

I still haven't got a new pic of me to send to the tribe, so...
Should I send in this one of me loading Karens .22:


or wait until I can get one with the 30-06?

And actually see what I look like now?