Thursday, January 12, 2012

We have always been at war with EastAsia

The criminal Emmanuel Goldstein has always been National computer ID #2012.


Because it makes sense in an Obamaesque way that to enhance your computer privacy- you need a national computer ID.


Because it's just too much of a PITA to remember all those different passwords you have on a cheat-sheet next to your computer.


Besides- who would evAr want to hack your ONE identity that lets the .GOV track your entire intratubZZ wanderings?

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

I don't understand

Who is this OSHA guy?
And why was he freaking out?

San Antonio owns the local power company- CPS

The initials stand for something like Citizens Power Service- or something close.

CPS wanted to build another nuke plant down in Three Rivers- but didn't because it wasn't 'green' enough for the city council and Democrat Mayor.

But, guess what? San Antonio ratepayers will be buying a state of the art Solar array!

Because we all need to pay our fair share- or something.


...And in other news that WOAI decided not to put on it's website--oh noes...that nasty drought we're going to have for the next five years is going to cause problems with power generation.
Because we need water to cool the power plants or we'll be having rolling blackouts.

Except that Charity McCurdy forgot that we won't HAVE power plants that need water because Obamas EPA is going to shut them all down next year.

A question for y'all

Why is it that no matter what I drive, or what I'm hauling someone just HAS to ride my bumper?

I could be driving the fuel truck, a 45' drop-deck trailer with a broken back-hoe dripping hydraulic fluid all over your windshield, a bucket truck or a pressure drill- you always pull up so I can only see a shadow where your 4 wheeler is- or one side mirror tip or the other...because you can't hold a lane position either.

I stay in the slow/right/granny lane as much as I can, and there are almost always two, three or four lanes to the left that are going alot faster. It's not that you're waiting for the next exit, because I've had you tailing me for miles- with an empty lane immediately to your left.

The trucks I drive aren't the ones you want to draft, because I don't drive a dry van.

So?
Anyone want to venture a guess?

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Are you ready for your IQ drain?

Because, as usual after hearing the ever chubbier bleached blonde- you will feel even less smarter than Sarah Palin...or something:


What is an emoticon of privacy?
:-P ?

P-p ?

:-X ?

X-][ ?

Don't put those candles away yet

We have another, even more deadly menace to (try to) stomp out!

This menace- which is probably sitting unguarded right now in your HOUSE!
I bet even Joan Peterson and the Bradies let their grand-kids near such deadly items as these without a second thought.

Yes, there are things more deadly than GUNS! These things are responsible for 24% of ALL toddler deaths in the area studied and it affected minorities in a more damaging factor than whites (again! just like blk-on-blk violence!).

This study, done in the time honored style of our betters on the Left shows that these items should be locked out off reach and maybe even some kind of competency class in their use!


So, this Saturday, I want you all to take pics of you holding a candle and standing in a 5 gallon bucket.

Ladies, in respect to the water ruining your good clothes- please wear your skimpiest suit.

How many times does it take

For some related random occurrences to become a pattern?

Is there a set amount, or does it depend on your expectations, and who those events are happening to and the participants?

I started wondering about that when I hear about our second rescue of Iranian sailors in about three days.
And given the way "someone" who is basically a pussy wants to be seen as some kind of Savior so He can talk to our enemies with an open hand and no preconditions. I wonder who and where the next Iranian to be saved/rescued will be?

Monday, January 09, 2012

Unlikely conservative views

I was reading about the newest greatest thing in Gaia friendly car tech over at IoTW just now and realized just how conservative some 'alternative' bands really are.

See- illustr8r was showing the latest Smart ummm.....pick-up and I just had to drop a comment from one of my favorite bands. Because this urban pick-up couldn't even haul a bale of cocaine hay, much less deliver it where it was needed.

So we have this song from the Rev. proposing actual conservative ideas:

...in the idea of don't tell me how to act and I won't push you to act like I do...
Unfortunately the lyrics ask too much of Liberals in asking for empathy.

A good point by Shaky Pete

That is a perfect contrast between the capitalism we (think) are in now and the socialism that the Democrat party wants for us.

All you have to do is ask the Liberals (who are much smarter than you) if or what they know about the two Korea's.
All they probably know is what they've seen on MASH and that Kim died the other day.



H/t Shaky Pete (who'll probably go on the blogroll if he writes enough).

Sunday, January 08, 2012

If I was a Presidential candidate

And I was standing up in front of the TeeWee cameras answering slanted questions from Democrat operatives...

I would have to start out almost every answer with some variation of... "I'm glad you asked that, since asking us is the only way it would be asked."


OR- "At least one side is getting these kind of questions, and here is what I think about...."

How about :"Yes, I'm glad you're at least digging into the past of at least SOME of the candidates who are going to be leading this great nation."

And one that would never make it past the cameras- "Are you going to ask Obama any of these questions?"

Lighting the candle

Against violent guns..or sumething feel-goody like that.

Today everyone is supposed to light a candle to shoe how we're against gun violence (whether it's defensive or not they don't say). But I'm all for helping out, and Weer'd has more links to people who are against violent guns, too.
Here are my contributions because I *REALLY* care:





I hope you have a peaceful Sunday and your guns behave themselves.

A breakfast for champions

I just had a Western Omlet  with a good (what other kind is there?) side of bacon.

I didn't quite finish my coffee before scarfing it down enjoying a leisurely breakfast.
After I was done, I tried the rest of the coffee and remembered *why* I took my liquids before eating eggs.

I like eggs, but anything I drink -milk, coffee, OJ leaves a weird and bitter aftertaste during or right after eggs.

Am I the only one? The way it looks, everyone else has no problem eating and drinking.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Here we go again

An Afghani Abu Graib, or so they want us to believe.
Now we have the ruling warlord of A-stan calling for the US to hand over the prison we're holding Islamic terrorists in- which happens to be right next to Bagram Air Base.

Ok. Tell ya what there Hamid, not only will we hand over the prison, but our airbase too!
We and our allies will leave you the entire infrastructure we built in spite of your backward population.

Just as soon as we're out, we'll be sure the Tailban won't be able to use our fortified bases against your badly trained troops...IYKWIM- and I think you do.

Have fun staying in power Hamid, and good luck!

Then there were six

Or five if you want consider actual Republicans* in the race.

Has your candidate changed with the recent shuffling of the deck?
Yes No I'm still waiting RON PAUL--Dooood!!!!!eleven!!!!   
pollcode.com free polls 

And in the last weekly poll that ended up being weeks long- our results are
two frontrunners separated by one vote between Gingrich at 24%/37 votes and "I'll Wait" at 23%/36 votes.

In the next tier we have a tie between Ron Paul and "Wasn't my guy at 20%/31 each.
Unsurprisingly since he couldn't pass money around here- Mittens came in last with 2%/3 votes.

As usual, you can still vote but it won't count.

* I meant real Republicans and not Obamas boy in China who's in this race for the Liberal vote.

Friday, January 06, 2012

Looking at the latest polls

About the "widespread popularity" of the Central Casting candidate, and the ...love people are throwing at him.

Up in Yankeeland (no offense to the people on my blogroll :-D ) where he's one of them....

I'm going to see how far the moniker "Platte River Mitt" will go, since his support is a mile wide and an inch deep.

All bought and paid for by the Establishment Republicans.
Besides, he's next in line!

My, what a difference two days make

See- on Weds we see the wise elderly negro accepting the results of the Democrat Iowa Caucus.

The very next day we see an invigorated social crusader gleefully cutting the ONLY Constitutionally mandated cabinet Department that's not going to see a budget increase.

Nose putty and pancake make-up does wonders....?

Your tax dollars at work

Don't worry if you're a .GOV just looking around- I won't call you out.

BUT-
When you search for this...Yes I will:

Thursday, January 05, 2012

A liberal wet dream come true

How many Anti-American Liberals do you think wet their pant(ies) in excitement when they found out that president Peacenick was going to cut $1trillion from the Defense Dept and almost half a million troops?



Yeah, someone wants to go all Gen. Turgidson on his skinny butt.

...And now we have the kiss of death

For the Romney campaign.

Can't you just feel the man-love.
Look at his adoration of "moderation" and bi-partisanship.








But- Hey! We have the last big loser endorsing the next loser because it's his turn to lose to the Democrat.

Seriously. The ONLY reason I bothered to show up last time was because "Maverick John McCain" was smart enough to put Palin on the ticket.


...So- do ya think Big John made Mittens promise to NOT  throw any hard punches against his frieeeeeend Barack for his valued endorsement?

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

The chubby one speaks

No, not that one- the one who got invited to be a political commentator based on her dads losing to President White Guilt.



Notice how they had to cut off her babbling about SantoRomney?

That's good to know

That I'm not going to have to not vote for Mittens come next November.

Romney 30,015 25%
Santorum 30,007 25%
Paul 26,219 21%
Gingrich 16,251 13%
Perry 12,604 10%

and the also rans.

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

The Iowa Caucuses

To steal the whole Seinfield thing- A caucus about nothing. That produces nothing.

Or- if you're a more literary bent- MacBeth (scene 5/act5)
...That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.



Because after all is said and done, and the winner is announced, and the delegates go to the convention- none are bound to vote for the winner in Iowa.

For you history geeks

Who are into old WWII comic art as practiced by the warmonger Walt Disney, you'll find a wealth of stuff here.

What I was surprised about was that there were over 1,000 insignias and patches drawn by his artists for  newly commissioned military units.

...Of course that was back when Hollywood supported out troops and patriotism didn't mean spitting on owr flag.

Monday, January 02, 2012

Dear Mary C. Curtis of the WaPo

You decided to spew an article going after the overheard words of a Republican in a (so far) major mouthpiece of the Obama administration taking him to task.

I'd like to take the time to help you out here (just between us girls- you know) about how we in flyover country see your article.

Lets start out with your opening paragraph:
Can you imagine how the incident would play out if an African American congressman made a crude remark about First Lady Laura Bush’s body? It certainly would have taken more than an insincere apology to wash that sin away. That scenario never happened — hopefully because those congressmen were raised with a measure of common decency....
How do we know they didn't? We all know what the Black Caucus thinks about whitey- the Ofay, and how the MSM loves to cover up ...mistakes and "mis-statments' from their friends.

Then you go on about Rep. Sensenbrenners overheard statements about- basically her hypocrisy.


You then go on misstating the outcome of her 'satments of concern' about our food intake-
What is it about her simple message that gets some folks in such a tizzy? Michelle Obama isn’t advocating a diet of roots and berries, only moderation in a country suffering the effects of an obesity epidemic, with diabetes on the rise in young children. She is sharing the advice in a way that emphasizes healthy eating and exercise, rather than the deprivation diet of a photo-retouched supermodel.
You would think a message to take a little care with what we consume would be welcomed. But no, folks like Rush Limbaugh and Sensenbrenner prefer to inspect every item the Obamas put on their plates. Those two might better spend that time looking in the mirror, but self-awareness has never been part of their package. Of course, if the first lady were a size 0, they would be saying she encourages anorexia.
Yes, maybe- except that everything she looks at ends up having the manufacturers change their ENTIRE food chemistry to adopt her 'suggestions'.

More?
How about you making the statement that she has a fat-@ss and finding a racial statement in it. As we all come to expect from a Liberal-
Not only is this disrespect crude, it also proves yet again that you can’t go wrong disrespecting a black woman in the United States of America, even if she lives in the White House – and in some constituencies, especially if she lives in the White House. Sensenbrenner’s nasty rant made me sick and sad because it brings to the surface the ugly history of how black women are viewed in America, stereotyped and dehumanized, our bodies everyone’s business except our own.
Soo...it's bad to disrespect a black woman because it turns her into just an object?
Or only when she's not a conservative?

But, you're right, no-ne ever called Bush a monkee or his daughters drunken sluts- did they?
The personal criticism of the latest Democratic occupants of the White House started with emailed jokes showing the White House lawn as a watermelon patch and went downhill from there. If ever there was an off-limits rule for politicians’ families, critics have definitely invoked an Obama exception, ironic when the one thing even political foes should be able to praise is the illustration of “family values” they hold so dear on display at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue – mom, dad, two children and grandmom.
And in the "Do we *really* want to go down that road is this peach_
Sensenbrenner had to know that what he said was inappropriate when he first let loose at his church – of all places – to a woman who had complimented the first lady. It’s frightening to witness animus so deep that a sitting congressman can’t stop himself from repeating insults in church. Maybe he knows he won’t suffer serious consequences and might even gain a few points from those as dumbfounded as he is that the Obamas reside in the White House.
Because I could waste A LOT of electrons in digging up what YOU people had to say in country and to our enemies about a sitting President about five years ago...

And finally we get to the whole "The Obamas "LOVE" the same military they were badmouthing some 40 months ago...
. First Lady Michelle Obama has taken support of military families as a signature cause. I wonder how long it will take critics to find something wrong with that.
Not long, because to most Americans in flyover country- OUR history doesn't start whenever the new meme comes out about what's the new aim point this week- and know what was said before they became first couple, and just how cynical and HYPOCRITICAL most Liberals are about facts.


Which is probably why most Liberals I've seen are so angry- cognitive dissonance.

#OWS had a "PeacekeepingTeam" at the Rose Parade today

Wow, how...adult sounding.

How many did the TEA PARTY have?
Oh -NONE. Because the TEA PARTY didn't need to have self appointed authority figures making sure they acted like RESPONSIBLE adults.


BTW- they had millions of dollars and weeks to prepare for their version of the "Deathmobile" and all we got was this?



SRLY?

In case you ever wondered

What happens to your checked in airline baggage.
Here is a nicely edited tube to show you (some of) what happens on it's trip.



Yeah, notice they missed the part where they opened it up to see if anything was worth steal.........Oh! That was why the TSA part was black?


Via Mr. G.

I don't know anything about this group

So I thought I'd throw this FEMA Camp story out and see where it goes...

I remember hearing about something like this a year or two ago. It was designed so citizens could be "housed" there during whatever the administration called an emergency.

Sunday, January 01, 2012

Does this remind you of anyone?

Some pompous, droning Senator who was a war hero, maybe?

The State in all it's wisdom deciding the fate of the 1%-


And the #Occutards showing their individualism and compassion at the end.

I don't think Hollywood today

Has what it takes to make anything like the Twilight Zone.

They used good writing, made you use your imagination and used new talent- who you still recognize today.

Nope- it would be all Seinfield and edgy and all white guys would be morons...with a laughtrack.

The establishment candidate is ahead in the Iowa polls.

Which -in a way is a good thing.
Also it would be a good thing to see the 2012 version of Ross Perot win...hmmmm same initials, just realised that.

Anyway- the reason I'm saying it's a good thing is because \, historically the winner of the Iowa polls doesn't usually go on to become the nominee.

Over the past several decades, the Hawkeye State has rarely voted for the Republican candidate who went on to win the nomination. In the league of early primary and caucus states, only South Carolina has an unblemished record in selecting the winning GOP candidate.

So their might be hope to still kill ROMbamacare yet.