Haven't we been told that "No human is illegal" over and over again?

You see those signs at all the amnesty rallies- some even written in english.
And we have taxpayers fronting the cost of schools along the border that are required to educate illegals that cross the border every day.

But if you're a black American citizen and try to get your kids into a better school by using a relatives address-

The Lightworker

fell down on the quest to save Jobs yesterday, didn't he?

Bummer about Christi there MSM

There is still time to try getting the other loser from the McCain fiasco onboard.
Mike Huckster said he'd think about it if asked hard enough.

Because you racists on the Left hate the thought of a black man who isn't a communist leading this country.

Gunwalker is getting serious now?

Since there is some kind of proof that EriK Holder lied about what he knew and when he knew it.

So Issa is going to request a Special Prosecutor to look into it.

...But who- besides the DoJ can provide a special prostetutor?
Oh, the sitting President can!
I bet he has one in mind already.

Just a little diddy

About Jack-n- Diane.
Two American kids growing up in the heartland...

enjoy those voices in your head.

I really hate to tell you this barry

But when you want to test out soundbites, you really need to get away from a bunch of dork sucking sycophantic yes men and actually see what non-believers think.

Senior adviser David Plouffe told Obama it was time to “draw some lines in the sand” by launching an aggressive assault on tax breaks for corporate high fliers and hedge-fund managers.

The president was energized, saying such loopholes were “indefensible” while spending was being slashed and that “this is a public argument we can and should win.” He tested the message with reporters soon afterward.

Let me be clear here, Barry. You could have repeated "I am the walrus" and the news media would have been drooling in adoration.

So, some Democrat leased a dear ranch...

Thirty years ago, and then painted over an offensive word that was ok with plenty of  ex-clansmen in the Democrat Congress. (Right Sen. Byrd?)

But now, he's a Republican and it's a bad thing that he didn't dynamite that rock...or something?

What determination to find out what's in the past of our presidential hopefulls.
As long as we don't bother with what President Whiteguilt was listening to in his Black-Power church for twenty years.

You tell them Barry

President Barack Obama criticized Republican presidential candidates Saturday for not defending a gay American soldier who was booed by the crowd at a Republican debate last week.

“You want to be commander in chief? You can start by standing up for the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States, even when it’s not politically convenient,” Obama said during remarks at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Council, the nation’s largest gay rights organization.

Referencing the boos at the Sept. 22 Republican debate, he said: “We don’t believe in standing silent when that happens.”



But, then again- this was only the President of the United States, and he's not even GAY!

So, I'm playing with this new phone I've got

It's new to me, a Blackberry flip straight from e-bay.

As I'm deleting all the old contact information, I'm wondering if I should "tell someone" that this phone has a lot of sekrit looking names and numbers in it?

Or should I just delete them and be able to not get it confiscated by Big .GOV?

FU Janet, I'm going to just wipe the memory.


UPDATE-
The f*ing thing that's supposed to be unlocked says my SIM card is no good.

Dear Reuters,,,

I am just curious.
How can anyone have a "budget fight" if the Democrats haven't bothered bringing a budget forward in going on THREE YEARS?


The panel has the task of finding ways of cutting the deficit by at least $1.2 trillion over 10 years. If it fails to agree on a plan by November 23, automatic spending cuts will be triggered, beginning in 2013.
OK-Fine,,,here's your $1.2 Trillion dollar cut over TEN YEARS-
stop the spork and napkin wastage.
OK? That's what we're actually talking about in "cuts" to the budget.

Farging lying @ssholes of both parties.....

Looks like a meme I can get into

I'm not sure exactly what it is- besides something from the `80's or something from your earlier times that had something to do with the `80's...


Which went right along with 'Miami Vice" and the sockless Don Johnson...

Poll- Sweetness

As we pretty much knew- the last poll was going to be a blowout for Reagan's best known question at 52% of votes going to that one and pretty much evenly split between
"How many people did Watergate kill" at 19% and "Is America as respected as she once was?" at 15%.

As usual, you can still vote, but it won't count.

Next years Republican Primaries

Are good enough Shouldn't start before March Shouldn't start before April  RON PAUL- dood!  Needs to be balanced between East coast Yankees and red states so we don't loose good candidates

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Anarchists unite!

Occupy Wall Street to protest corporate greed!
We will be occupying Wall Street to protest the corporate greed that brought us $400 WIFI laptops so we can broadcast our anti-capitalist movement.

...And in more news that's not news

Comes the 'science' about hacking the next (and last) elections.
According to researchers from the Argonne National Laboratory, those e-votes are easy to hack with $26 worth of extra parts.

They say anyone with a 8th grade science education (not sure if it's a modern or old school 8th grade)can remotely control the voting results. they say the best way to stop it is to improve the locking devices.

Of course the completely missed the point of the people programming and providing security for the machines in the first place are communist UNION thugs who would do anything to socialize America.

So thank you again AlBore for continuing to fuck up our election results.

GMAFB Puleeeze!

So, we're supposed to believe that MEEchelle decided to stop at the local Target- all by herself- with no prodding because she missed being with the common people?

And that no-one noticed a parade of black limos being driven by guys wearing sunglasses at night- escorting a black woman hidden by a ballcap?

Did anyone notice that the huge store suddenly only had white guys wearing shades and suit coats and a few carefully chosen "shoppers" to mingle with?

Yeah, those hicks in flyover country think I'm one of them now..


Gawd are they stoopid!






OR is this a store that's used to drug dealers and pimp-biatches doing their shopping like this- so it was unremarkable until a photo was 'leaked'



UPDATE --

I honestly can't remember EVAR seeing a Target store that empty...

Tell ya what Beverly

Lets suspend those pesky Congressional elections AFTER the citizens have a say in the 2012 elections.
That way the ones who got us into this mess won't be around to continue f*cking it up.


Still feel that way?

...Or will your lapdog media accuse Republicans of usurping the Constitution?

A change in the postal service

In a new money making idea, they'll be putting living people on postage stamps.
This is a way to make money by selling stamps to collectors (so they don't have to actually - you know- deliver the mail.

I wonder who'll be the first one to be honored?

Hey Robespierre, how'd that changiness work for you?

The next three months Robespierre reigned supreme. he nominated all the members of the Government Committees, placed his men in all places of influence in the commune of Paris, and assumed complete control of the Revolutionary Tribunal.

However, as his power increased, his popularity waned. On May 7 Robespierre, who had previously condemned the Cult of Reason, advocated a new state religion and recommended the Convention to acknowledge the existence of God; on June 8 the inaugural Festival of the Supreme being took place. Meanwhile, the pace of the guillotine grew faster; public finance and government generally drifted to ruin, and Saint-Just demanded the creation of a dictatorship in the person of Robespierre. On July 26, the dictator delivered a long harangue complaining that he was being accused of crimes unjustly(It was Bushes fault!). The Convention, after at first obediently passing his decrees, next rescinded them and referred his proposals to the committees. That night at the Jacobin Club his party again triumphed. At the Convention the following day, Saint-Just could not obtain a hearing, and Robespierre was vehemently attacked (the 9th of Thermidor). A deputy proposed his arrest; at the fatal word Robespierre's power came to an end.

He fled to the Common Hall, whereupon the Convention declared him an outlaw. The National Guard under Barras turned out to protect the Convention, and Robespierre had his lower jaw broken by a shot fired by a gendarme. The next day (July 28, the 10th of Thermidor), he was sent to the guillotine along with Saint-Just, Couthon, and nineteen others.

So they had an "undie" run today

To make a point about Utahs "uptight" laws.

Participants donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear or colorful boxer shorts — and some added political messages by expressing support for causes like gay marriage on their chests, backs or legs.

Looking at the picture, I'd say they need to rethink the whole semi-nekkie thing unless they want re-enforce that whole 'cover that fugly up' ideas.

BTW- who's Les?

No Barry,

Don't even think about it.

Seriously.

So, we're watching TweeWee

And this Subaru commercial comes on:


...And I asked her- "Did you notice the front end?"

"No- why?"

"Because if he wasn't texting, he'd have seen the car in front of him was STOPPED."

So, I'm looking for different recipes

Actually I'm looking for something to make carrots to go with stuffed pork loin and cottage fries.

Allrecipes.com has a thing that you put in what you want and they give you a list.
There are some surprises in there.
Some of them are a real stretch- so much that I can't see anyong getting past the visual to actually taste the dish...

Really, sorry but I think I picked that up last time the dog barfed.

For you electricians out there

Stolen from my cousin

Sorry, some things just jump out at you

Ya know? And then you just can't help but run with it.

Just like Slick Willey is doing with his newly unleashed Republican h8ing.

"Then I took Monica's head ..."

Political polling again

Now we have a blow-out for the creepiest Dr. Who villain in the Weeping Angles at 55% an 18 Votes with The Empty Child asking 6 voters "Are you mu mummy?"

As always, you can vote here, but it won't count.



Which question will hurt more?

Which question will leave a mark?

How many people did Watergate kill?  Who do you want to answer that 3 AM call?  Is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was four years ago? Is America as respected throughout the world as it was? Are you better off than you were four years ago?

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Yes, three of those questions DID come from Ronaldus Maximus.

Now if we can only get our candidate to remember how Reagan took the fight to the Dems...

Just to clear things up about those $16 muffins

That you thought were costing too much for .GOV functionaries.

The source I heard on the radio said it was for a whole breakfast.
There now don't you feel better?

At the HILTON HOTEL.

Why does the .GOV have to have it's taxpayer funded conferences at the HILTON hotel anywhere?
Don't we pay enough for lavish buildings for them to find unused space built and maintained by the taxpayer?
-Or are they too good for some public venue?

Overall, in 2008 and 2009, the Justice Department held or participated in 1,832 conferences at a cost of $121 million, the report said. The conferences examined by auditors, on topics from drug enforcement to violence against women, were held at elite hotels — including the Omni Shoreham and the J.W. Marriott in Washington and the Grand Hyatt in Denver — that added service fees of roughly 20 percent to the food costs.

Paging Dr. Hanson, Dr, Hanson of NASA...

Just curious here Doc-

This is your NASA satellite, that you put into orbit and have (supposedly) tracked as long as it's been up there. Now you can't figure out where or when it will land.

Because the flightpath is complicated by it's tumbling.

Maybe you should have put more money into those tracking computer programs than the ones that supposedly can predict how an exponentially more complex climate will act.

That and the whole pie-ing of the climate data that took your eyes off the things YOU put in the sky....

UPDATE==
I forgot to mention that NASA says in the semi-likelyhood of something crashing through your roof tonight- DO.NOT. PUT. IT. IN. YOUR. MOUTH.

Because those college educated rocket scientists know that the first thing we do in flyover country is put something steaming and glowing into our mouths,,,just like an inbred five year old.

Ok Jonathan Brian of Kennedy H.S.

Who Proudly proclaims that he's not only a teacher at Kennedy H.S. in San Antonio, but a government teacher as well.

Sit down and shut up- you just got burned by Godwins Law:

How many of you have done everything you can to ruin your country?

Just raise your hand:

It's amazing how he looks like he'd be a walk-on in South Park- doesn't it?
Trying to kill Kenny.

Waddaya mean we're out of money?

It wasn't two months ago that you people in DeeCee raised out debt ceiling by the unrealistic amount of some $1.5 TRILLION so President Zero could keep throwing it down the septic tank without having to do it again before election day.

Now you're telling us we're BROKE??!!??

And that unless we raise the spending limit AGAIN that the .GOV will have to shut down?

Before you let it shut down- pass a law that ties the military salary to yours, that way your betters will still get paid- just like you clowns who keep getting us into this crap.