Wednesday, August 31, 2011

So- they say the new MLK statue looks arrogant?

What did they do, get some action pics of the post most partisan president evAr.

Hey, did you hear that the Chicago Jeezus decided to call the entire Congress to witness his mad TOTUS reading skillz on the same day as the Republican debate was scheduled MONTHS in advance.

Boehner's spokesman added in a statement that the White House ignored protocol by not first requesting a date from the speaker's office.

"It's unfortunate the White House ignored decades -- if not centuries -- of the protocol of working out a mutually agreeable date and time before making any public announcement," Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said.

A senior House Democratic aide called Boehner's office "childish" for asking the president to reschedule.

"The childish behavior coming out of the speaker's office today is truly historic," the aide said. "It is unprecedented to reject the date that a president wants to address a joint session of the Congress."

The White House had insisted the timing was coincidental. Press Secretary Jay Carney told reporters there were many scheduling "considerations" and suggested the president has no interest in detracting from the debate viewership.

He said the administration would "welcome" a decision by debate hosts to "adjust the timing of their debate so that it didn't conflict."

But Carney downplayed the debate as one of many on the political calendar.

That's right Opie, just like there are waaayyyy to many warmed over lies speeches coming from that arrogant asshole who's your boss.

I wonder which the MSM will show in it's entirety if they're on at the same time??????

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

I hate to make you listen to this assclown

So you don't have to.
I just included the link for your convenience- to refresh your memory, if you want.

I had to listen to AlBores drivel more than once today, and something that jumped out at me, but no one else mentioned about his telling his Gorebots to get in their faces....yada-yada-yada...

Was that he never once mentioned showing proof, or scientific results.
It was always passion, beliefs or other emotions.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Calling the islamic rage-boy...

Because we're all about rioting when someone desecrates a koran.

And getting blood all over it is- I've heard desecration.

Unless the right people do it for the right reason, I guess....

The new Obama diet- and a new POLL!

As I was making a meal of Raman noodles yesterday (.15/per pack $3.60 for a 24ct. carton) it hit me that soon more and more of our meals will turn out to be the stuff we ate when we were just getting started in life.

Because that's all we'll be able to afford.
So here's the new Raman noodle cooking poll:

How are you going to cook your Obama meal?
Break the noodles in half for easier eating 
Leave the entire block of noodles for more twisting and slurping. 
Just cover the noodles with water- too much dilutes the flavor. 
Like the plastic says- add flavors. 
What are raman noodles? free polls 

As far as the last weeks (and weeks) poll went, you didn't disappoint.
52%/ 33 votes Know the clowns in this government too well, and understand that we'll be looking at even higher taxes than we can afford right after the 2012 election.
And the rest of you still understand the way govt works and whatever you voted for, you know it's true, too.

Anyway, you can still vote- but as always it won't count anymore.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Now that the perfect storm

of Hype is over.

And the Legacy (for Accuweather at least) is going to be record inland flooding.

How long before the Weatherman-in-Chief declares all of the blue states on N.E. coast a disaster area eligible for all kinds of Federal goodies that he couldn't bother with for Kentucky, Texas and Jopline, MO?

I don't know which internet rule applies here

But I'm sure there is one.

Take a news aggregater add a story from a lesser know satire site and read the outraged comments where no-one mentions the site they're getting all wee-wee'd up about is a satire site.

You do the math, is the price outrageous, or in line with what you'd pay per bottle at the checkout?

Exotic delicacies

I'm sure they have this in other places, but I've only heard of it in the P.I.


Balut is called thousand year old eggs, but they probably only bury the semi-formed embryos for several weeks. Just enough time to get the funk right.

Just so you know

That pic of the shark swimming in a Puerto Rican street...

Yeah, the one youll be seeing all over the place soon.

It's a photoshop.

The shark came from here, and looking at the NatGeo pic, that might have even undergone some tweeking...

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Who's a Whovian?

I just got done watching the newest Dr. Who and all the newest twists and turns in the plot.

No spoilers here- but they have all these American comedians talking inside Whovish stuff.

Why? We who have followed the Who-stry know whats going down there.

The only thing they haven't mentioned is the first time Amie went up in the TARDIS.

And what the Dr. saw...

The Weatherman-in-chief,,,

Jeezus Keerist on in a Hupmobile...
Now President Boy Genius is taking over the National Hurricane Command Center.
Finally we're going to see him putting his powers of controlling nature to work!

Remember? The earth started to heal, and the seas stopped rising when the Anointed One got elected.

"This is going to be a tough slog getting through this thing," Obama said during a video teleconference including senior federal officials and local government agencies in the east coast path of Irene.

"It's going to be a long 72 hours. Obviously a lot of families are going to be affected ... the biggest concern I'm having right now has to do with flooding and power," Obama said during the videoconference.

"(It) sounds like that's going to be an enormous strain on a lot of states" that could last days, or even longer in some cases, he said.

Thank you Dr. Obvious- all those disaster experts needed to know that bit of information. Did you get your pep talk from Ray Nagin? He's been free with advice lately.

My obligatory hurricane Irene update

The skies are partly cloudy, it's 105 on the porch and not any rain in the forecast.

Of course I'm about 300 miles on the west side of the Mississippi, but I thought you needed to know what Irene is doing here in S. Texas.

I admit it- I'm evil

I laughed at these preventable tragedies

And I don't feel badly about it because I probably did some of the same things (or would have) when I was a young dumbass.

So, I'm looking at the headlines on Drudge today

They're about the same as yesterday (and the day before...) with the stories of the Libs in the N.E. freaking out about what's probably going to be a strong tropical storm when it finally reaches them.

U.S. military ready to help in hurricane response

People are freaking out

HYSTERIA- Home Depot, Walmart get boost



Ok, so we have an (almost- sort of) unprecedented storm heading their way. It's got a good chance of knocking out power and some water damage from tides and waves.
And peole are freaking out. The MSM is overhyping this TS for ratings, Bloomberg is both ordering evacuations AND shutting down the mass transit so people CAN'T leave.

Mass. has already declared a state of emergency and people have stripped stores like locust in a wheat field.

How are any of those east coast Libs going to act when something REALLY bad comes down? They don't have days worth of food and water.
They have no self reliance (except for a few notable exceptions).
They have no sense of community (in a good way) and will be declaring themselves Katrina 2.0 probably Sunday or Monday when the looting starts.

I'm glad I made the descision to live where I did.
It's a kind of long drive into the big city, but here we have the community well, it's safe from tornadoes (hills), hurricanes (180 mi. from the coast), floods (haven't been rivers here for millennia). Maybe we have a minor earthquake, but it won't realy do much but shake the trees.
The only real threat we have is fire- it's tinder dry here and we have lots of trees and brush.
We try to keep at least a week of living supplies on hand, and know where to get water if we really need it.

So everyone who knows about living through a minor emergency- kick back, grab the beer and chips and we can watch the mass hysteria and comparisons to Pompeii, N'Awlines, the London fire and the rest of the overblown hyperbole from the East coast.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Late jumping on the newest meme

That all the cool bloggers are doing.

Here's my take on the thing:



"I'm the DoKtor"

Thursday, August 25, 2011

I can't help it

I saw this picture here, and the first caption I thought of was:
                                                   "  I want to have your baby!" (squeee)

Then I saw THIS picture that was begging for a caption, too:

                                                   "   DUDE! I so want to have your baby!"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Now that gadaffi's gone

Can I ask a question?
It may be completely self explanatory to some, but I'm curious.

Why is it good, and why is it that Kaddafi needed to go?
I mean, yes he was a dictator that at one time was into terrorism (before being a 'militant' was cool).

BUT- after Reagan let him know in no uncertain terms that the US and the rest of the world was tired of his shit- he really did calm down. He actually in his own way seemed to try to stop antagonizing everyone just because he could.

Yeah, he got that Lockerbee terrorist back home, but that was more instinct (like a dog licking his b@lls) than outright transgression. Besides the Liberals in the place that used to be Great Britain actually pushed him on Libya.

So again- aside from oil-for-France and the theme of "all the cool kids are doing it"- why did we get involved in someone who hasn't really been a problem to us- the US in twenty years?

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

By his enemies you will know him

I heard this today on the radio, and thought about that title.

How can having trial lawyers making a huge stink about how they hate your ideas be a bad thing?
I mean trial lawyers are the lowest scum in the legal world, aren't they?

Saying anything to get a favorable verdict- no matter how implausible it is- like channeling dead children to sway a jury into millions of legal fees.
Yes, lets get that attack apparatus set up.
I'm sure the IBEW and SEIU will be glad to help fellow bottom feeders.

Top Shot is on right now

I just can't really get into it this time.

Maybe it's the two TSA guys that I just can't get behind because I just can't see someone who doesn't give a shit about enabling the shredding of our Constitution by blue-shirted Nazis.

I know if I were in that house, I'd probably be sleeping outside because of the crap I'd be shoveling to those two jackbooted thugs.

Just to re-enforce my male chauvinist creds...

I like meat. Meat tastes good.
Just saying, and I'm not going to link a certain blog or show a pic of her wearing a certain tee shirt.

What I forgot this morning...

Sunday, August 21, 2011

did anyone realize they were missing the daily dose of KMA?

as opposed to the WTF coming out of the White House and the MSM.

Well, you're going to be getting an earfull of president Kickazz and how he personally save the Libyan peons from Gadaffi.

Because something needs to be done to take your mind off of the non-existent jobs bill coming out in two weeks.

NOTE- I'm not saying DeeCee did anything to push the timetable up, but sometimes even a blind pig finds an acorn.

For the f*ck sake people, it's a game

actually it was an exhibition game that didn't mean crap.

But you're in the gang-banger world of south Kali, so we should expect adult juveniles to be shooting and beating each other over nothing because we have no impulse control.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

So, this latest and greatest waste of taxpayer money

...the one where president white-guilt payed some $2.2 million (each) for Canadian urban assault vehicles and the associated costs for the standby planes, helos and transport was at least 10 million dollars of our money.

For a photo-op.
For three days.

That's at least $3 million of taxpayer money on the Chicago Jeezus's re-election archives.

Can you imagine a politician that actually acted like they gave half-a-shit about our money?

Friday, August 19, 2011's a WORKING vacation!

Remember when the LSM jumped all over Bush when he took some time to go back to Texas and did his presidential duties there?

Yeah- Bush --->home to Texas

Het iWON ---> $50K/wk in Marthas vineyard where 40 years ago he wouldn't be allowed to stay overnight.

But---he's getting daily briefings:

...before he does more important things...

If you have any humanity in you

This will piss you off...

And make you ask why we're sending our best and brightest over there to die and become maimed in order to protect these animals in human form.

Via IOTW we find how those islamotards treat their animals, and in turn their own people.
Because if your religion teaches you to torture a dog, what stops you from doing the same to say...women? Children? Infidels? Shia (if you're the other sect), Baath if you're shia?

Hell, lets stone a woman to death because she got raped.

Lets pull our troops out and level the Afghani hills into a melted, rolling green (and softly glowing) golf course for our vacationer-in-chief.

Just one more reason

Not to buy a Govt. Motors vehicle.

Not only did they get some $18 Billion in taxpayers money without me even getting a truck out of the deal. Shit, I didn't even get a TEE saying I didn't get a truck- or a tee for all that pissed away money.

Now they refuse to fix the shit they built wrong before the UNIONS got their payback from the 0bama machine.

"New GM's warranty obligations for vehicles sold by Old GM are limited to the express terms and conditions in the Old GM written warranties on a going-forward basis," wrote Benjamin Jeffers, a lawyer for GM. "New GM did not assume responsibility for Old GM's design choices, conduct, or alleged breaches of liability under the warranty."
Even though they're the same clowns that ran GM into the ground in the first place.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Run Paul run???

For all those who are waiting breathlessly for Senator Representative Paul Ryan to decide to drop his hat into the ring.

Can I remind you of some things?

SENATOR Barack Huessine Obama

Lets find someone who isn't responsible for getting us into this mess in the first place.

BTW- how many Representatives have run/won the presidency?

Where did I miss the tipping point in Syria?

When Assad was first going after his own citizens for wanting a "democratic" change in leadership, we were told that it wasn't like Libya (and blood wouldn't be spilt for their oil) because Assad was a 'reformer'.

But now that he's taking tanks into his own cities (just like dad)- Hillary and Oby are realizing that this isn't the reform they were looking for?
Now someone has to step up and write a firm letter of condemnation to Syria.

Good luck on that Cloud King.

So now they've gone and elivated the Sky King to a Cloud king

or something like that if you understand Leftie nuances.

Because someone with a dark cloud hanging over them used to be considered bad luck.

But now-a-days it means The Gawd-king himself, Gawds other son Barry.
So in that vein, lets sing to Barry the Cloud King-

15 months more!

HEH! Maybe Perry could use it for his theme song?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

I spent almost all day avoiding wrecks

So I want to tell all of you newcomers-
"Welcome to Texa" Now quit driving like assholes.
You people from the Libera northeast and you d1ckheads from Kali can just chill out.
You came here to get away from the government you were responsible for and brought your crappy driving habits with you.

Stop trying to drive like you're in competition with everyone else on the road- and use some common sense...and your mirrors. I drive a big truck and one or three car lengths aren't going to make me any later than I would be already- and I let merging traffic use that space. When you can't look in your mirror to see a football field of space behind the car you're trying to force your way into-

this song is dedicated to you and all your fellow drivers.

I'm going to have to video some of my trips and put them to this music.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

If you're interested in some of the background rumors about Rick Perry

You need to head over to Texas Freds blog to get the story behind the talking points.
These include the Al Bore election campaign of ...........1988.
His Gardasil ideas.
The Trans-Texas corridor- and how he listened to his citizens and stopped it.
School rankings and spending.
How his detractors and the media are using illegals to smear the entire state- but what would you expect from Obama sycophants.

Anyway- if you're interested- Fred has done a good job in giving background about someone else I would vote for.

One thing he didn't mention is that Perry, being an ex-Dem knows how they fight and isn't afraid to use the same tactics against them.