Monday, August 15, 2011

Jeezus H. Krist on a pogo stick

two days ago we had Martin Luther Obama complaining about how badly hes being treated.
Today Abraham Obama is complaining about how badly people are talking about him.

At his campaign-style town hall meeting in Decorah, Iowa, President Obama compared the criticism he has received from Republicans and other political opponents to the troubles faced by President Abraham Lincoln during the civil war. "Lincoln," the president said, "they used to talk about him almost as bad as they talk about me."

Obama told the woman that "democracy is always a messy business in a big country like this." In addition, he said, "We kind of romanticize sometimes what democracy used to be like."

Yeah, like your ideological mentors:

It's a good thing for you that your tame media is still carrying your water.
If they were dumping on you like they did continually with "W" what do you think your approval ratings would be today?

Sunday, August 14, 2011

A quick question for Mike Suckabee

Do you want to remind anyone where you came in on the `08 primary polling?
Because you really suck at being a political commentator- or prognosticator.

But, he advised Pawlenty to stay in the race.

"Whoever of the two Minnesotans comes out on top," he said, referring to Pawlenty and Michele Bachmann, "they come out of here on the shoulders of their teammates. The other one may go out on a gurney."

"It may be that some people are a little more positioned and are going to stay in and some who decide that their donor base is going to dry up," he said.

But, he advised Pawlenty to stay in the race.


But, Huckabee said, those who think Perry will come into the race and be able to knock Romney off his game easily are mistaken.

"The question may be what will Romney do to Perry. The one thing Romney's got going for him is it's not his first rodeo," Huckabee said.

The results of the Iowa Republican straw poll of August 13 are: (1) Michelle Bachmann 4,823; (2) Ron Paul 4,671; (3) Tim Pawlenty 2,293; (4) Rick Santorum 1,657; (5) Herman Cain 1,456; (6) Rick Perry 718 (write-in); (7) Mitt Romney 567; (8) Newt Gingrich 385; (9) Jon Huntsman 69; (10) Thad McCotter 35. There were another 162 scattering votes.

Notice that Huckabee, who does not like Romney, said "the one thing." He continued, and said of Romney, "He's been on the back of the bull before and it's a bruising experience, and he has the advantage of having ridden it for a while."

That's right Mike, if I can remind you that

Back to the important stuff

President every-man has been on top of digging the credit hole deeper the whole month of July.
Now that it's over until Dec. 2012 he can get back to the important things about being president.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

President photo-op

How disgusting-

And now, Sony is making a re-election movie about president kickass scheduled to open a month before election day.
"The Chicago Jeezus saves SEAL team 6"- played by Jim. Brown.

So, which unnamed party was responible

for the huge intrusion of the British privacy and well being if the Conservative party is dismantling them?

His Conservative-led coalition government — which took office in May 2010 — has been praised for overturning some of Britain's most repressive anti-terrorism legislation. Ministers have overhauled a program under which people who had never been accused of a terrorism offense could be held under virtual house arrest, and ended a practice that allowed police to detain suspects without charge for up to 28 days.

An unpopular national identity card program was scrapped and new limits were imposed on the retention of DNA profiles and the spread of closed-circuit TV cameras.

"The coalition has done great work in rolling back some of the most draconian laws imposed under Tony Blair, we have to hope David Cameron's administration doesn't now fall into the same traps," said Daniel Hamilton, director of civil liberties group Big Brother Watch.

I just noticed that in an article about the recent racial riots where great Britain used to be.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Remember way back this summer

When the Left and the MSM (but I repeat myself)was in a pantie wetting spasm of rage at an extended magazine...sorry Libs- A. Clip.

They asked "Why would any law abiding citizen need 30 rounds at a time?"

Here's one reason.

This would be another- except that it's against the law for any British SUBJECT to defend themselves against lawbreakers.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

So now we have a new debt committee

To replace the five that did nothing in the last three years.

We have six people who were fundamental in bringing this whole thing down on us.
And then we have six Republicans who are strong(ish) Tea Partyers.

So I guess that's a good reason for another poll of my astute readers.

What will the results be for Team Chapter 11? free polls
What will the newest Team Chapter 11 come up with for Americas financial future.
It'll be a stalemate.
Republicans want to STARVE old people and the needy!!!...AND blacks
They'll meet in private and talk about their squash scores at the exclusive Congerssional Club.
It'll end up like the dozens before them and offer some wishy-washy politalk It'll be forgotten about before the second week of november 2012 More taxes.

And as we all knew about the blow-out in the last poll- except for the two women and the Liberal who wanted HAL and the Kingfish--- Everyone with a pulse went for Kelly.
But as usual- you can still vote, but it doesn't count.

As an aside, I'm wondering if any bigger blogs might notice how accurate my dozen loyal readers are.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I mentioned something about one of our dogs on facebook

I said it there and In case it leaks out- I'll say it here, too:

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and three flag burners.


Tuesday, August 09, 2011

What was that we just heard this week-end

About spoiled groups of people going out and breaking things because they don't get everything they want handed to them on a silver platter?
You know The movers and shakers of the Democrat party having a temper tantrum about being held (sort of) accountable for their ginormous spending spree these last two and a half years.

BUT WAIT- how about union thugs going on strike and sabotaging their own facilities?
Because Verizon isn't giving them what they want.

The telecommunications company said there have been 12 acts of sabotage to telephone lines and to Internet and television services in Massachusetts, Maryland, New Jersey, and New York since the strike began.

Fiber-optic lines were intentionally cut in Tewksbury and several other municipalities on the East Coast, the company said.

Stolen equipment in Cedar Grove, N.J., affected service to a police department, and a heat system was tampered with at a central office in Manhattan.

Just to prove that the UNION is above the laws of common civility.

now come the disclaimers of responsibility:
Myles Calvey, a business manager with the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers who is representing New England workers in the negotiations, said the union has no knowledge of its members committing any acts of sabotage.

“We don’t do that, and nobody in the union leadership supports any of that,’’ he said. The striking workers are members of the IBEW and the Communications Workers of America.

That's right Miles- because if the UNION BOSSES didn't let their thugs know they didn't want those emergency lines cut- they wouldn't have been cut.

Too bad there's no pictures, I wonder how many communists are supporting them.

I'm going to ask for a show of hands

How many of you took your lunch to school?
Now- how many got food poisoning from those lunches?

No, Poindexter- getting food poisoning every time you didn't study for a test doesn't count.

The reason I'm asking- and if anyone wants to research, it's fine with me- is that a bunch of busy-bodies did a study on pre-school lunches and found that sac lunches were (GASP!!! eleven) disease factories just waiting to make your kid sick.

...and you wouldn't even know WHY!!!one!1

Almansour says it's not clear how many instances of food-borne illness can be attributed to sack lunches, since tracing food poisoning back to a specific food or meal isn't always possible. But his team's eye-opening findings should encourage parents to rethink how they pack their children's lunches, he says.

"We don't always know what got us sick," he explains. "You can't easily point a finger at a particular food. But sack lunches could easily be the culprit."

So, who wants to guess what the Ledge. or some other Liberal who wants more control of your kids life is going to do with this study?

Because, after all if it saves just one child....

Monday, August 08, 2011

I wish I was a big enough person

that I could say that I feel badly for all the people involved in Bank of America, but after the way they drove me away with their increasing fees and credit card rate hikes...

It must suck to be you, and anyone stupid enough to stay as suckers for your rip-off fee schedule deserves what they get.

I'll be paying off that usurious credit card as soon as I get caught up with my other bills and then you can Kinetic Military Action this sucker.
...Since I got behind on payments for it when you started sending my bill to Orlando- and used that to raise my APR...go f*ck yourself.

Sunday, August 07, 2011

More Islamic peace and understanding

in the spirit of Rhamadon.
Targeting Christian churches in Iraq.

Keep spreading that religion of Peace(es).

So... it smells like

a combination of stale gas, mouldy wool, old sweat and grease?

That's what the new scent "Patton" would smell like if we wanted to keep it real.

So- little Timmy Geithner- Tax genius

Is disputing S&P's mathematical abilities?

This is the same Tim Geithner who couldn't figure out that he owed taxes for seven years.

............Even though the World Bank GAVE him the money to pay his income taxes.

Yeah- I can see how there would be a conflict.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Why is it- that whenever spending cuts are mentioned

It's always entitlements and defense that takes the hits?

I understand the Left hating the military, and kind of understand the Left trying to scare people with taking away grandmas free food.

There are a crapload of alphabet agencies out there who've either outgrown their original mandate or are completely useless today- if not counterproductive to the good of America.

We have the Dept. of Energy who was created by Nixon to find a way to get us independent of foreign oil, and where are we now? You're really kicking ass on nukes, too guys.

The dept. of Ed. was supposed to take dumb skinny kids and teach them to read. Now we have fat dumb kids who can't read- but can rattle off all the Glambda talking points and tell you in explicit detail about various sexual techniques.

The DoJ? breaking laws with impunity and under cover of their own lawless organizations.

Unelected and unaccountable Czars?

The Dept. of Labor micromanaging private companies to reward Unions for their support.

There is plenty of excess and un-needed trillions flowing into the sewers of DeeCee that won't be missed if it stopped today.

A quick parking PSA

When I saw the video, I didn't know if she was against a wall, or her tires were against the curb.
With that in consideration- here are two pieces of advice for parking:

(sorry about the Russian comments -if that's what they were)
  1.  Don't park like an @ss.
  2. Leave room in front of your tires so you have room to maneuver.
  3. It would probably be ok to jump the curb in this situation...

You know....

You really have to hand it to the Brits for being so comfortable with their maleness that they do this in front of millions:

Remember during the Clinton era when it was culturally sensitive

for us not to NOT attack muslimbs during Rahmadon?
Because we didn't want to disturb their religious experience- or something?

And every president since then has followed that 'friendly' and useless advice.

I guess it doesn't matter when it is that a 'reformer' kills his own people in opposition to the 'democratic' movement in Syria- right?

how long has it been

that we've been hearing the screeching if Federal do-gooders warning everyone about the dangers of tobacco?
Fifty years at least?

And their ever increasing fluttering and even more dire scare mongering about how bad tobacco is for the body, including the new pictures of diseased body parts now required- just like Canada has for the past 25 years.
That should have wiped smoking out for good- or the ever increasing 'sin tax' on them and alcohol (and sugary sodas, trans-fats...) or those fascistic tobacco-free zones that Liberals are imposing all over...

Or so you'd think- except that it's not working, just like prohibition didn't work in the 20's.

The only thing both did was make criminals out of normal Americans.
Who are STILL going to suck coffin nails.

I'll tell you what- HuffPo

I'll put some stock into your misrepresentation of the (so far) non-candidate Rick Perry's college transcripts if we have something from your Chicago Jeezus to compare them with -ok?
So break them out.
Besides there's quite a few "A's" and "B's" in there too.
Not to mention that you can't be a sub-moron to be an Air Force pilot.

Oh- wait...

Would it surprise anyone

if Standard and Poors had a direct hand in this financial debacle we're in now?

Not directly forcing idiotic financial policies, but helping those Democrats that DO control financial policy (when they can be bothered with a budget) to get re-elected.

Yeah- Democrats are for the 'little guy'- Democrats are for controlling the 'little guy.'

Friday, August 05, 2011

Almost fergot....

Happy Rahmadon!

Let the violence begin!!!

And the answer Freddi-Mae is NO!

and the answer is NO! to Fannie-Mac, too.

If you want someone to bail you out of your hole, ask Barney Frank and hos buddies that got flat filthy stinking rich by committing fraud and outright theft on we- the taxpayers.

You could ask Bill Clinton who started that whole "give-'em-a-loan-even-if-they-can't-repay' thing.

500 points, huh?

I wish I had some extra money to put in the stock market right about now...

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Congratulations to both paties

You just made the E-Trade kid puke his pablum....


I've been hearing about this heat advisory all day

That the intense heat is going to force electric utilities into rolling blackouts because of the huge demand from residential A/C units.

They already paid manufacturers to stop their electric usage.

But next year all those evil coal powered plants will be going away because of the boy-kings EPA to be replaced not by those scary nukes, but by unicorn farts and skittle powered solar conversion units.

“The power grid continues to struggle to keep pace with growing demand.”

Many coal-fired plants date back to the 1940s. Dozens of nuclear reactors are 40 years old, with no new plants built in 30 years. Many of the country’s transmission lines were built 50 or more years ago, before the boom in personal computers and flatscreen televisions that has put a strain on the grid.

Yeah- time does march on, doesn't it?
Gee Wally, I wonder why we're so far behind the curve electrically speaking?
US utilities have been cautious about building new generation capacity amid regulatory uncertainty and a shaky economy. The country’s reserve power capacity fell to below 15 per cent in 2006, the minimum desirable cushion. Meanwhile, energy demand has rebounded after declining during the recession. “If the economy picks up quickly, there will be places in the country straining to meet that demand,’’ according to Branko Terzic, executive director for the Deloitte Center for Energy Solutions.

Oh, come on those new eco-friendly generators will be so much more efficient than those old-skool power plants...guy it's PHOTO-Volatic!!!
Doesn't that just sound powerful and advanced and stuff?

Melt that credit card Barry

It took less than a day to get to 100% of GDP on our national dept splurge.

..AND speaking of throwing money away.
I was brushing my teeth this morning and thinking of my upcoming health insurance decisions, when I wondered why we haven't heard about about .GOV mandated dental insurance.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Now that ewe've been sold down the river

Pick your new overlords...because 'someone' has to take charge and make the hard decisions.
Who do you want to put America on the right track? free polls
Since the ones we voted for can't do it- who could do it better?
The computer creation Kelly LeBrock- Weird science HAL 9000- complete logic The Kanamits- who only want to serve man The Kingfish- Huey Long (or more of the same)   

To brush you up on these older references, we have The computer creation Kelly

HAL -the super computer responsible for human life

The Kanamits who wish only to serve man.

The Kingfish himself (and the same as we have now)

Our long national nightmare is(n't) over

with this newest debt ceiling bill.

Surprisingly, hardly anyone voting on the (multi) weekly poll got it right.
I can't call a winner between the 5% of you that said "a slightly higher debt ceiling, budget cuts and no new taxes" and the 28% that said "a higher budget ceiling more taxes and budget cuts"

Because with the usual political B.S. and doublespeak from the lifelong ruling class- we (and they) don't know what the bill "really" means.

All we know is that the main problem of spending beyond our means hasn't stopped.

The results ended up as:
Slightly higher debt ceiling, budget cuts and no new taxes-4% @ 5votes
Higher budget ceiling more taxes and budget cuts-23% @ 28votes
The Republicans will cave (was the winner based on experience) -44% @ 55 votes
The Democrats will cave was the least at -1% and 1 vote
The last and best result didn't happen because she didn't get close to a biucket of water...Someone throws water on Nancy and we can watch her melt -28% @ 35 votes

As always, you can still vote, but it won't count any more.

Monday, August 01, 2011

Bummer dude.

It sucks to be you.
You know, if you and your whole country wouldn't have bitten the American hand that tried feeding you back in the `90's I might feel a little sorry for you.
I don't even want to think about America giving you asylum, either because of the example your expats are showing up in Minisotistan.