Monday, January 24, 2011

More Victory from the wayback machine



If you notice, they're the origional TV run time minus the commercials.


If I ran these today, instead of 26 and a half minutes- we'd maybe be looking at 15.

Watching the TSA scramble for new hoops

for you to jump through BEFORE you even get inside the building

in three....

Because they're so good at over reacting

...Two....

And you gave up your Fourth Amendment rights by even thinking about entering the terminal

...One...


UPDATE:

Still no news on which rightwing wacko did it, or which rightwing hate speaker was responsible for setting them off.

Putting words in the mouths of others

Watch for it this week up in DeeCee.

We'll be hearing about how "Gabby wouldn't want" whatever the Republicans try to undo from the last Congress.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

A hamster named Liberace

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

You know I had to post this

Right?



Even if everyone else has, too.

That's when she told me a story

about free milk and cows...

It's racist, I tell ya!

A bar owner in the Twin Cities who backs the Pac is going to show his support by roasting a Black bear.

Doesn't he understand how RACIST it is by cooking a BLACK bear???slashslash??
The president is BLACK and so are half of the Chicago bears.

Waiting for a Liberal meltdown anytime now...

Chili is supposed to be red

No matter what your ingredients are (beans or no).
That's from the traditional spices, even if it's free range Organic Michigan black turtle beans.

That's why they call it a bowl of red.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Liberal philosophy explained

No words needed.




Via- Brutally Honest

Oh bummer

I guess nobody has the 1337 skilz to photoshop a fake-but-accurate long form birth certificate for our Chicago Jeezus.

So this time we'll obey the law and not show it to anyone.

Because us Democrats are all about obeying both the letter and the spirit of the law.

Cain V. Gingrich

Newt Gingrich just announced his bid for President.

I know running for office is open to anyone who has enough money and meets the lowest qualifications- BUT maybe we should ad another?
How about 'no one who's only government experience was to be a Senator or Rep.' for a qualifying marker.

Because, look at where we're at now with a Senator in charge- who's only experience was being a Senator for two years. His opponent wasn't much better.

I got an e-mail yesterday

Actually I got more than one from bigger and better written blogs than this one.
This one was from Bruce over at Q and O, which I'm surprised they even notice me.
He asked me to say something about the new F-35 Joint strike fighter and it's competition, the Chinese J-20 and the Russian T-50 super-jets.

Russia has always had cutting edge fighters, but couldn't afford to make many of them.
China is now catching up and maybe even surpassing them- and us as we borrow our way into second world status.

Right now we have those @ssclowns in the White House making decisions on our defense budget with the same forethought that your five year old puts into what she's going to wear out into the snow. We have the F-22 at $wow! a pop, and that's ok- for now.
We have the newest and best technology in the F-35 at $OMFG!! a pop, which is the problem.
We only have so much money to go around, no matter what fiscal games Geithner and Bernacke want to play; which is kind of like the Soviet Union was 30 years ago.

We have to start cutting things from all .gov tentacles incluing defense, but we have the hard decision of where to cut. That F-35 isn't the place to cut because we need to develop that technology to be able to stand up to the Chi-coms when we next have a President with a backbone.
Right now, we're deep in our end zone at the two minute warning and down by $Hfshiat to the Chinese because of the boatloads of money we borrowed from them, and we'll be financing their development of the J-20 for years just on interest. I saw an Australian report that says if when we go to war with the Chinese, that we won't have enough missiles to stop them in the air, much less gain air superiority. What we need to look at is building more advanced tech planes to be able to avoid being annihilated in the first wave and be strong enough to take the fight back to them.
To even be able to have an air arm, we'll have to spend more money now to build up an inventory of smart planes and hopefully the Republicans in the House can make the choice to put out the money for more than a handful, because we will need them.

If you're looking for offsets, here are some from the top of my head--
The Dept of Education has been in charge of steadily declining test scores for over 40 years, how many F-35's would eliminating that buy?
The Energy Department was appointed to reduce our reliance on foreign oil- they banned us from drilling on land, they keep forcing us to drill in deeper water, AND now they won't even let us drill in the gulf- with oil looking at OVER $100/bbl- how many planes would ending that 45 year old bureaucracy buy?
Homeland security?
The USS John Murtha? -motto "In cold blood."
Amtrack?

Friday, January 21, 2011

In a feelgood story

from next week, we know that the Hadron Collider is not making teeny-weeny black holes.
But if it was, we'd probably not be able to measure them anyway because they'd disappear in about 10\-27 seconds... which is almost as fast as the MSM takes to attack conservatives for hate speech after a shooting.

Only 31 to go

Before all 57 of Barrys states are unanimous in rejecting 0bamaKare.

Her name is Cathy A. Cruz Marrero

She's the dumbass who walked into a fountain because she was too busy texting to look where she was going.


This morning she was on TeeWee on some morning show that I can't be bothered to watch complaining about people laughing at her and putting her dousing on You-tube.
Now she wants to sue somebody for putting that fountain in her way,,,because she's embarrassed that people saw her,,,but didn't know who she was--until she started complaining publicly.

There's nothing going on here at all

Why do you think we're trying to pull a fast one over here at Chicago-on-the-Potomac?


...And speaking of where 0bama got his start, Gov. I-was-there-when-the-Chicago-Jezus-was-born still hasn't found the birth certificate.
As long as he's been looking for it, I'm surprised that it hasn't been printed up in a Word document already.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

We now resume our interrupted TeeWee program

Get those rabbet ears adjusted-


Go get some more popcorn-

I'd hate to be a tin can sailor out in the North Atlantic.

Hurry, the ads are almost over-

Swords

They're cool when it's a hot chick using them-





H/T Warrior Geek

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

but guys, you need 42Hz

I was watching a rerun of Mythbusters where they tried the 40Hz that supposedly mimics the sound of a wounded animal, but it didn't work.

Of course it didn't work, everyone knows the answer to everything is 42.

Well, at least it's not stress

Prez Kickazz is too scrawny because he has worms.

At least that's what the National Enquirer says.
Ok, it said parasites not worms.

I looked up parasite warnings in Hawaii 2009 and only came up with one- the Rat Lung worm. You get it from eating unwashed vegetables....

Old habits die hard

Don't they Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN)?

We just had the head of your party tell you to dial down the hate-speech at your pep rally in Tucson last week, and here you are on the House floor calling people you disagree with NAZIs and comparing them to Goebbels.

“They say it's a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels," Cohen said. "You say it enough, you repeat the lie, you repeat the lie, and eventually, people believe it. Like blood libel. That's the same kind of thing...

Didn't our betters just tell everyone to siddown and shut-up?

I guess that doesn't apply to the SEIU Union thugs.



Are those CROSSHAIRS targeting the developer?
But...isn't that like HATE SPEACH?

But, then again they are the modern day version of 0bama's someones Brown shirts.

In the irony department

...Yes Lefties- we do understand that word.

In the irony department, we have the new Governor of Hawaii saying that not only is he going to show everyone the Won's birth certificate, he remembers being in the birthing room...or something. Because even back then 0bama was"special".

Abercrombie told the Los Angeles Times last week. "Maybe I'm the only one in the country that could look you right in the eye right now and tell you, 'I was here when that baby was born.'

But.....they can't FIND 0bama's birth certificate in the archives.

This is my shocked face :-O

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Oh. that's why

We haven't heard the daily diarrhea of leftist hate from Sheriff Dipshit Dupnik lately.

After the 0bama call of 'you're doing a good job, Dupie' -he's suddenly shut his pie hole.

Well it looks like it might be too late for our mujado loving Sheriff of Pima 911, because the people he works for don't want his kind around.

All righty then...

Let watch as the Religion of Piece(s) rushes to give aid and comfort to their fellow Muslims after this last earthquake the had.

After all, we always hear about how they're always looking out for their fellow muslims... except when their killing them for believing in the wrong sect.

...Or being a woman.

...Or gay.

...OR Christian.

,,,OR ????

More of that love from the Left

They don't know what they're talking about, but can't stop anyway.

Doan want no white folk here

at our MLK rally.



Even if he's a bronze statue.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Dear RNC

It looks like it's almost time to look at candidates for the Presidential primaries- from what I'm seeing.
Just to let you know, if I see any of these retreads on my primary ballot-







...And none of these-


Who is that hot babe behind him?





You can forget about me throwing my vote your way on the general election.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Oh noessss!!!!!

They went and arrested Trip Fisk!

No, Abdullah they'll never destroy a minaret

Their President loves Islam, he'd never let them shoot back at a mosque.