Sunday, April 18, 2010

Slick Willy is worried

He told us that Friday.
He's worried about the anti-government rhetoric that could have severe consequences on our way of life.

OK, Slick- do you mean these mostly white middle aged crowds?

OR these mostly white middle aged crowds?

OR these mostly white crowds?
I know which bunch I'd hope my daughter's car broke down in front of, but Chelsea can handle herself- right?

No connection at all

I don't see any connection at all here.

The fact that Russia has been invading British airspace since January 2009 probably has nothing to do with Nevill Obama's 'Smart power' plan.

I mean, it's just a co-incidence that the world biggest woos got elected and Putin decided to go back to his roots.

Like it has nothing to do with Obowma dissing Iseal and the Pallies rioting and getting SCUD missiles from Syria.

Nothing's connected at all.

Two thousand words

Obowma's Mideast policy





Any questions?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Embracing my inner racist

Now that the Lamestream media has uncovered our hidden racism last Thursday, I guess it's ok to let loose with a banned clip:

Friday, April 16, 2010

Name that movie

"I got my orders, we're bombing Drambuie,"

"We're going in at 1800 hours, flying in from the north under their radar."

"When will you be back?"

"I can't tell you that, it's top secret."


...





.....





"well I guess I'll have to pick up a copy of the NYT."

OK, that last part wasn't part of the script, but- you know...

It didn't do Pompeii much good

Sorry.

I saw this article about the hazards of volcanic ash and just couldn't help it.

Because they're so much smarter

Yes, us ignorant rubes out here in flyover country have to take a back seat to the vastly more intelligent minds of our Liberal betters:



I bet we'll hear one of them blame it on globull warming soon, too...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Revenue enhancement

We know that Obowma is going to have to find a way to pay for his titanic government spending.

He's looking at all kinds of fees and new tax schemes. The problem with those is that there probably aren't enough qualified people to do the ,,,revenue enhancement.

So with that idea, I give you a quick course in Obamanomics.

Two Post titles available

The first one I thought of when I saw the article headline was:

SO where is Greenpeace and the rest of the Greenies?
The other title after I read further into it was:

Quick! Lets tax plastic.

Because "something" needs to be done about this second huge island of plastic they found in the Atlantic ocean. Let those greenies put their money where their mouths are and start cleaning it up- they've got a couple ships, and it would probably help the whales more than harassing Japanese whalers anyway. I'm sure once this is out in the general news, that all the usual Gaea worshipers (EarthFirst, Elf, the World Wildlife Fund,,,)will turn out in force to mitigate this blight on the earth.

The second title was that "something" needs to be done about it. Some .gov.org should take charge and use their nations resources to make it happen- Obowma is looking for something to polish his creds with our enemies. Why not throw a couple trillion dollars at it, AND since it's already been made- we can save millions of barrels of oil by recycling the existing plastic instead of MAKING more.

See, everybody wins.



Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Oh,,,,look

She's levitating!


Quick, throw a bucket of water on her!

A whole lot of nothing

That tendon I tore two months ago is still bothering me from last Friday when I broke the light duty restriction and was wrestling with a sweep 4" steel ninety.

Yesterday was a long day too. I was moving equipment and picking up irrigation pipe for the bosses ranch making a 13 hour day by the time it was all done.

I'm off today because of weather and the gaf attitude, but that's ok since I'll be getting workers comp for missed work. It's nice....and tax free for now.

I still have to finish those f*cking tax forms...and find a way to come up with that $2200 they want on top of what we already put in.

The yard looks like it hasn't seen a mower in a month altho I mowed it a week ago.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Todays news round-up

First are some Yahoo! trends I noticed that haven't been their before:


Then, headlines from Drudge:

In which our lunatic Rep. from Texas redefines the word corpratist (which blogger doesn't recognize).

Who is bringing us higher credit payments.

But that's ok, because Himself is redefining our standing on the world stage.

In spite of reawakening lost love and respect for America.

But, hey- all's cool because those Libs at SNL can always drag out the low blows at someone they're afraid of.

Well, you do have to admit

that the Bush regime falls off the tongue much easier than the Obama regime does.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

We're only hearing about this ,,,,NOW?

Why?
Ohh......Because in March 2009- Bush wasn't the President,,, and ()bama couldn't be held to the same standards as Bush.

Because those Bubbleheads took the same (koff) gravitas to their duties as ChimpyMcHitler did to preserve the Constitution.

It's one thing to be slack on a surface outfit (you can even win 'Best of type' awards for years on end) but when you slack off on basic safety in a frigging SUB, you're looking at some pretty heavy problems.


...And this is coming from a SeaBee who's 3.8 (out of 4.0) were dragged down by my J.D.Gaf attitude about the military part of my Construction Battalion life.


Doood, Captain Ron- really you're doing it wrong when even I see that partying is making your command a danger to everyone around.

Dear PETArds

Love you.

My best distance was 776 feet.

He left something else out, too

President Obama says Virginia’s governor made “an unacceptable omission” when he proclaimed Confederate History Month without mentioning slavery.

“I don’t think you can understand the Confederacy and the Civil War unless you understand slavery,” said Mr. Obama, the nation’s first black president. First lady Michelle Obama is descended from a South Carolina slave.


In mentioning that slavery, the Governor should have reminded people that most slave owners were Democrats.

...So were members of the Klan.

...And the ones who implemented those 'Jim Crow' laws you love so much.

...And the 'Literacy tests'.


...Also, didn't I hear in one of the interminable searches of 'The Won's' ancestry- that he's a descendant of a white slave owner?

Lastly- I missed the anniversary of Appomattox Courthouse yesterday:

That's a mouthful

The agenda "explains the purpose and timing of more than 60 rulemakings and other notice-and-comment proceedings the plan recommends for FCC action," according to the agency, and will "implement plan recommendations requiring rulemakings through a series of open, participatory notice-and-comment proceedings."

Because if it were profitable, the cable companies would have already run a broadband line to a single cabin 20 miles from the nearest road.

"Our implementation plan lays out a road map for reforming universal service to connect all Americans to broadband, including in rural areas; unleashing spectrum, promoting competition and supporting small businesses; protecting and empowering consumers; safeguarding online privacy; increasing adoption in all communities and ensuring fair access for people with disabilities; protecting broadband networks against cyber-attack and other disasters; and ensuring that all users can reach 911 in an emergency," said FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski in a statement.

And we can tell these are Liberal bureaucrats from their codewords...

ensuring that all users can reach 911 in an emergency--Dude, seriously: you're going to force everyone to have a telephone?


ensuring fair access for people with disabilities So, how does that work? Do we rune another special line to the house? Use specially enhanced signals to overcome that disability?

Thursday, April 08, 2010

I bet he's a TEABAGGER!!!!!!!

You know, those inbred semi-literate mouth breathers who HATE African-Americans...

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

It's NOT farging poisonus

...Or lethal.

It's methane gas in that coal mine. The same stuff you burn in your house for heat.

I don't have layers and layers of editors and fact checking oversite like the (ever more irrelevant MSM)- all I have is a crappy blog and the knowledge of the meaning of words.

The danger of natural gas is asphyxiation: IE- it displaces oxygen, just like carbon monoxide.
The other danger with natural gas is that in a mixture of gas-in-air between 4.5% and 14.5% makes it explosively combustible- Yeah, it can go boom.

Dudes (and anchorettes), really- you have computers. You have a thesaurus on the desk- or online, USE IT.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Politics is a blood sport

It's been called that.

The Democrats run a scorched earth, no holds barred smear campaign against anyone they consider an enemy.
They even go after their own for not being in lock-step with their talking points.



BUT

The first time a Democrat leader gets their feelings hurt, it's call the WHaaambulance and cry about partisan politics to your tame news media.

Monday, April 05, 2010

This is my lane

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My lane is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.

My lane, without me, is useless. Without my lane, I am useless.
I must drive my lane true. I must drive straighter than that texter who is trying to kill me.

I must avoid him before he sideswipes me. I will watch as he swerves between zippers.
I will let him have a wreck with someone else...

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Hold on, I'm looking for something...

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Here it is...

OBVIOUS
Ty McDowell, who organized the march, said she was "enraged" by the turnout of men attracted to the demonstration.

Now we know

That
  1. Obama and Hillary watch 'Boston legal'
  2. 'Boston legal' is where they get their Israeli policy from.


Saturday, April 03, 2010

Well now....



It took BusHaliburtonMcHitler five years to get where Obama is today.
...And that was with a hostile press and all the luurrrrvv thrown out from the Dems in Congress.

I wonder what Barry's approval rating would be without the Lamestream media acting as his personal cheerleaders?

The wise black man

Has been banned by the same people who brought you the the Smartest negro in America.
You may know him as Barack.

The Wise black man was banned because the PC crowd thought Uncle Remus was racist.



Too bad, too- they could have portrayed McCain as Br'er Rabbit against the tarbaby....

Friday, April 02, 2010

Lots of rain up in Yankeeland

I mean the traditional northeastern seaboard Yankees.
The home of the Yankee clippers, and such.

Who are majority white.
Who are suffering the worst flooding in 200 years of records.

When ()bama flew over at altitude to his fundraiser/healthcare hype- he probably didn't bother looking out the window.

His FEMA leader is in Fla. playing on the beach.

What does this tell us?


BUSH Obama hates white people. Where is the Lamestream media in all this?
...Oh? they're on their collective knees in the White House pressroom?

Texas job openings

The Post office has part time openings in these two cities:



and:




Just a note- You Tube has some really crappy China Grove videos- except for one who's embedding was disabled.

Oh, look!

I just got another census form.
The unopened envelope looks just like the last one I filled out and sent in about two weeks ago.

I'm torn between just ignoring it, tossing it OR scrawling across the entire thing:

ALREADY COMPLETED ONE!
DO YOU WANT TO DOUBLE COUNT US?

IS THIS THE SAME KIND OF FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT WE CAN EXPECT IN OUR NEW .GOV HEALTHCARE?
Love,
Me

Thursday, April 01, 2010

It was one of those moments

That I really wanted to say "now Obama's done something I can applaud".

But I wondered, *why*? Why is he doing this; because he's always wanted us to pay out the @ss for any kind of energy.

I wondered 'those drilling areas...do they even have any oil in them?'
-NO, they don't.

I asked myself 'He said *drill* not pump...does that mean just exploration?'
- IF the .energy.gov signs off on exploratory wells AND the greenies and other enviro-wackjobs ok it- then you can try drilling where we know there isn't any'

I wondered why he was being so magnanimous?
-It was one of those "I'll throw those peons a bone. It'll be a finger bone from a shrew, but hey-I won, they should feel honored (and hopefully) grateful that I bothered to wave my hand in their general direction on energy."

Thanks Great Leader, but no thanks.

Credit where credit is due

You just have to admire this Admiral's not laughing in his face.

I don't know what the action is that they're discussing, but you HAVE to listen to the Barbra Streisand until about the halfway mark.



I use Hyperbole alot, that's because most people I run across don't get dry humor- but this...I don't think I could make this up.


Democrats, they're more smarter than you!