Saturday, November 11, 2006

Stripping, it's all about the dignity

See it's all about being "forced" to make $100-$300 per hour for letting drunks leer and try to get to any base with you.
Alot of this article is SNSFW because of language that progressives think would be enlightening for your kids to hear in the safe-sex classes.

1. How does intimate sexual touching for payment not equal prostitution unless you're going by a very narrow, fundamentalist penis-in-vagina definition of sex?

2. Why can't you just be happy looking at us beautiful ladies without making us have to touch your old, skanky, often-smelly manselves to pay our rent?


Well SweetCheeks, YOUR president told us it wasn't sex unless it WAS 'sex".

I think you go for the same reason other men go, because we're a captive audience FORCED to smile and nod and defer to your nasty wants because you're paying us to submit to your idea of what what interactions with sexy women should be. Like you say, men talk "to" strippers, but they don't talk "with" them. Our responses to men's banal banter are stock answers pulled from the strippers' survival guide.

You make us get naked as animals, a vulnerable feeling when surrounded by fully-clothed drunk/drugged men, then make us paint our faces and dance like monkeys for your money not because you respect us and admire looking at and talking with sexy women but because the real sexy women Seattle drips with aren't obligated to pay you any attention, smile at your stupid jokes, or pretend you don't make us want to vomit while bumping our
...AHEM-this is a family publication here.

And the reason they're captive isn't because of the Conservative slave traders who stole their humanity, a little might have to do with:
Who's gonna pay me $100-$300 an hour to wash their laundry, work at Carl's Jr., cashier for a convenience store, sell coffee, babysit kids, or anything else that doesn't involve sticking my Xxxxx or Xxxxx-xxxx xxxxx xxxxx in men's faces? Men have a real racket going on. Those of us "lucky" enough to be *naughty language* hot can submit ourselves sexually to men for sacks of cash no ugly or fat women will be offered for working at Wal-Mart or anywhere else.

I think she would have a problem anywhere she worked, except that instead of being an abusive unattractive salesclerck at minimum wage, she's a manhating sripper, who's there for the money. I though Libs were all for the "dignity" of being human- or something like that?
Oh, wait Most slave-owners were Democrats, weren't they? And I'd bet there weren't a whole lot of Republicans in the Klan

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

All I can say is -Thank God this didn't happen in America.
I realyy hope it never does, either.

Mr Khan said that if it had been struck hard enough or exposed to heat it could have gone off.

"This sort of thing should not be lying around. It was live, primed and active," he said. "But rather me pick it up than a little kid.

"How can you feel safe when you are finding things like this on the street?

"To get hold of one of these is not easy. You have to go through a scrutinised search, you need a licence and you have to belong to a club."

This is from a British paper reporting on this dangerous object

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Maybe some of them got it...

WASHINGTON, DC -- U.S. Congressman Mike Pence released the following statement today on the GOP's midterm election loss:

"Election day 2006 will be remembered as a turning point in American political history. Twenty-five years after the Reagan Administration came to Washington with a conservative agenda of limited government, the American people chose a different course.

"It is the duty of the losing party in a free election to humbly accept defeat and to acknowledge that the people are sovereign in the People's House.

"As we examine the results of this election, it is imperative that we listen to the American people and learn the right lessons.

"Some will argue that we lost our majority because of scandals at home and challenges abroad. I say, we did not just lose our majority, we lost our way.

"While the scandals of the 109th Congress harmed our cause, the greatest scandal in Washington, D.C. is runaway federal spending.

"After 1994, we were a majority committed to balanced federal budgets, entitlement reform and advancing the principles of limited government. In recent years, our majority voted to expand the federal government's role in education, entitlements and pursued spending policies that created record deficits and national debt.

"This was not in the Contract with America and Republican voters said, 'enough is enough.'

"Our opponents will say that the American people rejected our Republican vision. I say the American people didn't quit on the Contract with America, we did. And in so doing, we severed the bonds of trust between our party and millions of our most ardent supporters.

"As the 110th Congress convenes next year, Republicans must cordially accept defeat and dedicate ourselves to advancing our cause as the loyal opposition knowing that the only way to retake our natural, governing majority, is to renew our commitment to limited government, national defense, traditional values and reform."

BUT, how long do you think they'll remember?
My bolding...
OR- maybe it's just saying what the core wants to hear? Remember- this is the guy who is tired of having to deal with "Porkbusters" ands wants to go back to business-as-usual. Is the ONLY reason he's saying it because he wants to be the Minority Leader?

Stolen from Baby Trollblog.

Great,,,

So, one of the first things the Dems are going to do is raise your gas prices in January.
They're going after "Big Oil" and their price gouging policies.

She(the Wicked witch of the west) says Democrats will also go after oil companies by enacting tough laws to stop gasoline price gouging, and some Democrats want to impose a windfall profits tax on Big Oil.

"We're going to move on the agenda that we laid out," Rep. Rahm Emanuel (news, bio, voting record), who heads the House Democrats' campaign committee, said on Wednesday.

He said Democrats will "redirect" the billions in breaks for oil companies to programs that will move the United States "toward energy independence."

Ok, I've got two girls looking at college- when are you going to help the 'little people' of with the skyrocketing cost of tuition? You know, what you pay for substandard education wrapped up in leftist kant spewed out by professors with six figure salaries?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Well, I guess we can have fun for two years

The Dems anti-terroris strategy from now on.



See what appears to be an easy victory, get a surprise, and then run away.

Repeat as needed to reinforce the paper tiger image of America.

Well, it looks like they got the short busses running

If anyone doesn't listen to Glenn Beck, you're missing out on the Dems core voter. Every Friday during football season, he has a portion called "Moron Trivia" which:

During the season, mostly on Fridays, calls are made to convenience stores in the cities where each team is based to speak to a "Shelf Replenishment Engineer". Each city it pitted against the other. Four questions are asked per quarter. The question range from politics to "What color is the sky?" Points are made each quarter and the city with the most points indicates the show's pick for the game in question.

The rules, as far as we can determine are as follows:

* The person who answers the phone has to answer the questions.
* There are four questions, if they don't know the answer, just guess. "It's no big deal."
* They cannot ask for help, they lose that question.
* If they agree to answer questions and then hang up the phone, they forfeit the quarter.
* If a hint is given to one city, the same hint should be given to the other.
* If listeners determine a flag on the field they can call in.
* If there is a tie, we go into sudden death in which a listener calls up, he/she chooses "Foreign or Domestic" and then they call a store. If the person who answers matches the description of the listener's choice, the point is awarded to the appropriate team.

Here is a link to the latest round of Democratic voters, and this is pretty much verbatem.

AND- for the record,I'd have blown the World Series question too; because I haven't cared about those baseball playing Union hacks since they canceled TWO World Series because of greed. Even two world wars didn't stop it- but greedy union @ssholes did.

Way to go Republicans- what do you expect when you p*ss on your own supporters with the *not* amnesty plan, and all the other Liberal-light chit you shoved down our throats these past 6 years?
Bush can take a bow, too for encouraging the way you acted.

Daym, that sucks!

So, what'll it be?
We start getting Gov't paid-for grief counseling and spend the next two years undermining the party in power evry time we take a breath -OR- go get a good bottle of your favorite infidel juice, get drunk and then try to get together with the winners and work for the good of America.

Tough choices, aren't they?
My choice will probably be a good bottle of brandy this week-end, if I'm not working.


Ya know, maybe it's what the Republicans needed- a reminder of what the People want.
They want Conservative values, not Liberal light.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Material Girl


Wants you to buy a Mercedes.


That is all.







..............out.........

I expected this

I would have mentioned it in my prediction post if I would have thought about it.

Seems as if they're having problems with electronic voting machines because they weren't tried out first.

Ya know, it seems like it's mosly the blue states that have the problems.

Programming errors and inexperience dealing with electronic voting machines frustrated poll workers in hundreds of precincts early Tuesday, delaying voters in Indiana, Ohio and Florida and leaving some with little choice but to use paper ballots instead.

In Cleveland, voters rolled their eyes as election workers fumbled with new touchscreen machines that they couldn't get to start properly until about 10 minutes after polls opened.

"We got five machines — one of them's got to work," said Willette Scullank, a trouble shooter from the Cuyahoga County, Ohio, elections board

~snip~
A precinct in Orange Park, Fla., turned to paper ballots because of machine problems. Voting was delayed for 30 minutes or more at some Broward County precincts, where electronic ballots were mixed up and, in one case, a poll worker unintentionally wiped the electronic ballot activators.

In Illinois, some voters found the new equipment cumbersome.

"People seem to be very confused about how to use the new system," said Bryan Blank, a 33-year-old librarian from Oak Park, Ill. "There was some early morning disarray."

~snip~
In one of the worst fiascoes, Maryland election officials forgot to send the cards primary voters needed to activate electronic machines at their polling places, and some voters had to cast provisional ballots on scraps of paper.

Baltimore County election director Jacqueline McDaniel said the poll workers had a few problems on Tuesday — one left part of the equipment in his car; another was looking in the wrong place for the electronic poll books.

Several Florida counties stocked up ahead of the election with extra voting machines, paper ballots and poll workers on standby. Apart from the state's infamous chads in 2000, Florida voters have struggled with poorly trained poll workers and precincts opening late or closing early.

OK-

Aren't there SUPPOSED to be adults in charge?

I know that when I install brand spanking new and unfamiliar equipment- I make sure it works before I show it off to anyone. That includes walking my people through the entire procedure from clicking the button (or turning the valve) all the way to the final click (or turn).
Then we do it again.
Then they explain to me what they're doing and why.

Then we go over it one more time.
THEN we get it going.

But what should I know? I didn't graduate from college. I guess I'm just not "nuanced" enough to believe in magical cures.

Monday, November 06, 2006

How many people here read "Day by Day"?

I'm just curious to find out if any of you know where I could find a copy of the Xerox's Sam made the other day.....

Not that I'm a comic perve,,,,or anything- just wondering what a comic version looks like.


(UPDATE) Nov. 07 -2:35AM

Now I just have to wonder how a guy with a million hits a day found out I said something about his cutie?

I can tell the future

All I have to do is look at the past.

The girls can't understand *HOW* I can tell them exactly what they'll do/ask in certain situations.

It's the same with Sadaam. He won't hang. I said this as soon as I heard the verdict, and now AlReuters is reporting that the Euro Weiniees are betting their panties in a bundle about the death penalty.

AND, Condi will lean on the Iraqi government to ease-up on the punishment. Just to, ya know, show how 'nice' we are. How we don't *really* want to hurt anyones 'feelings'- especially the Communists and Socialists who run the Liberal organizations that are actively working against real peace in the Mid-East.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

So, is the John F'ing Kerry thing over?

Already?
Why? Did the Legacy Media decide that he'd had enough?
I hope it's not over. Remember that Trent Lott (R) couldn't grovel enough to stay in the Senate (much less as a leader) because of something even MORE innocuose than Senator (and DEM prez candidate) Kerry.

At least keep him in the news so that 13-year olds can make fun of him, too.

Equal time

I bashed one company, now it's time to praise one.
Joseph is telling about his experience with Red Wing boots.
It's really good to hear that there are some companies like that still around.

I Iost $50 yesterday

No, I didn't loose a 50 dollar bill.
I was supposed to deliver a load of sugar (corn syrup) to Oak Farms Dairy at 10AM.
I left the new Hondo yard at 5AM to deliver a load to another client(3 hour round trip) and headed out to Oak Farms.
I knew I'd have the usual 2 hour wait as they got their chit together- emptying the sugar tank and moving a reefer van from bay 3.
Well yesterday they blew a 6 hour hole in my day by giving me a 4 hour wait. Then came the unloading time.
I finally got back to the Hondo yard about 4PM, swapped trucks and started on my last load (I should have been heading home), but when I got on the highway, the top 4 gears decided to go- so back to the yard I go at 20MPH. I swapped truks and trailer--again and headed out to be sent back because I wouldn't have enough time to legally do the delivery. I'd be over my 14 day.

I told the foreman that I had to redo my logbook anyway, so would be able to make it in the legal time,,,,,,,,,,not that *I* would ever think of falsifying my logs, ya know.

So back to the yard I go to put everything back where it belonged.

Do me a strange favor, instead of BUYING Oak Farms products-- DON'T buy Oak Farms products, it'll keep us from going over there so often.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

As ye sow, so shall ye reap

No this isn't so much about religion. Rather the lack of standards set by religion.

This post is basically about sportsmanship and well, self control.

A Wallkill girls' varsity soccer player was arrested last night and charged with punching a Cornwall player in the face, knocking out three teeth and fracturing her jaw.

Cornwall police charged Jasmine Crespi, 16, with second degree assault — a Class D felony — for her actions after Tuesday's Section 9 Class A quarterfinal in Cornwall.

According to police, Crespi punched Cornwall junior defender Ashley Thorpe once in the face during postgame handshakes.

Cornwall police Sgt. Philip Sinagra said last night the incident was unprovoked.

~snip~
After absorbing Crespi's blow, a bloody Thorpe collapsed to the ground, and was assisted by her stunned teammates. Thorpe's mother rushed her to an orthopedic surgeon, where she underwent nearly two hours of surgery Tuesday night. Ashley Thorpe also suffered a fractured palate.

Her jaw was wired shut and her face is badly swollen. Not surprisingly, Thorpe, who scored her first goal of the season in the 2-0 win over Wallkill, won't play in Cornwall's semifinal against top-seeded Red Hook today.

And then, we have the immediate consequences for the thugette:

Officials from Cornwall called police after the attack, but Crespi had already left on the team bus when authorities arrived. Cornwall police asked Crespi's parents to bring her in for processing Tuesday night. They refused. Sinagra said a warrant for her arrest would have been issued if her parents didn't produce her last night. Crespi was also accompanied in court last night by her lawyer, Brandon Ozman.

This happened in NY state, BTW.
So lets look at this shall we?
The bitch offending female player was probably a result of either a "win-at-any-cost" house or a homestead where "Princess" got away with whatever she wanted.
I'd also bet that the bitch didn't hear alot of "NO's" when she was growing up.

I aslo not that the team bus wasn't held up to wait for the police to get there- why?
I'd bet it was full of rich, snobby kids with influential parents judging by the way the bitch's the gir (and her parental units) in question acted.

There are also three other examples of assaults or potential violence cited- I know that three of the four states are very blue states with out those unelightened and backwards parents teaching the difference between right and wrong.

...But we don't want to burden anyone with the fact that in spite of Liberals moral relativism- there is Right and there is WRONG.

Here is a quick Clif's Notes version for for you people who don't say "NO!" alot in the house....

Right=Good
Wrong=Bad
To help out with those with a decision to make- the Right way to go is usually the hardest one.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Blogger

The perfect example of what happens when a bunch of Liberals take over.

Remember how blogger was kinda screwed-up, but ended-up working in the end?
Then GOOGLE took over and decided to make it "Better". Now, instead of just clicking the picture icon, you have to jump through all kinds of hoops to get ONE picture up.
Before GOOGLE, you could post as many pics as you wanted, now GOOGLE decided that for your own good, you're limited to how many they'll let you put up. ~ IF you can put any up without "system errors" coming up EVERY time you try.

See, I was going to steal THIS picture from Bullwinkle, but GOOGLE has run into more "technical problems"- again.

I guess this being the accelerated microchip age, it just speeds up the invetable results of Liberal tinkering. It used to be that it took years, or decades for the results of Socialist "enhancements"
to show up in cities, states and nations. Now on the internet it's measured in --months.

A how-to on Emergency Rooms

Confabulator tells of a simple and effective way to get faster help in a hospital receiving room.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I got a troll!

I'm so happy, it means I'm almost in the big time mainstream.
His name is Johnny, go read his comments in the last weeks worth of posts.
Some of them weren't really coherent, so I helped him say what he ment as much as I could while still leaving his wonderful gift of individualistic spelling.

As far as Iraq goes Little Johnny, I guess you're right. It's here on You-Tube, and you just can't make videos lie, can you?

I guess the secret is out, now we WILL have to scoot away like a beat dog ala John Murtha and John Kerry.

Video stolen from Rockyfort

Monday, October 30, 2006

101 American servicemebers died in Iraq this month

And we don't need to be thinking the Liberal media is in any way trying to sway the election at all, do we.
According to the AP article:

A member of the 89th Military Police Brigade was killed in east Baghdad on Monday, and a Marine died in fighting in insurgent-plagued Anbar province the day before, raising to 101 the number of U.S. service members killed in a bloody October, the fourth deadliest month of the war. At least 2,814 American forces have died since the war began in March 2003.
Ok,that's 2.814 in a country that hasn't seen anything but a bloody dictator for about 30 years.

IF the AP really wanted to highlight government policies gone wrong- they could look at this data table showing 2.394 homicides in Grey Davis' California of 2004- one year alone, under a functioning, Democratically controlled Executive and Legislative branches of government.

One of the more truthful quizes out there

It's amazingly accurate.

Stolen from Alfheld.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Halloween Eve tommorrow

so now would be a good time to start downloading the grand-daddy of all Dracula films.
Bullwinkle has Nosferatu on MooseTube in it's 1922 entirety!

Go enjoy a singularly creepy movie who's only sound effects are music.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Who are you?


Which South Park kid are you most like?

Stan

You're pretty normal. Infact you're usually the sane voice of reason when everyone else is going crazy.

Personality Test Results

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You know what's REALLY depressing?

All those hot chicks with the "free love" motto that you just watched are in their Grandma years now- and America will never see the mixture of niavetty and really disease free sex mixed with virel anti-Americanism. What's really bad is that they are STILL out there acting like they're 18.. Sorry guy, the bald spot and grey hippy-hair tell me that you've been down this protest before.

At least the babes at the original anti-(Republican) war rallies were willing to ummm,,,'give to the cause,,,' and could be hot....
Today there is no free 'box' lunch,,, everything is hermetically sealed, just like their emotions- except where Chimpy McHaliburton comes into the picture.

Friday, October 27, 2006

I swore I'd stop using NOJEW You-tube

But I can't find this anywhere else.

It was on a post about ummmmm...humorous (read: giggles time) in intimate circumstances.

Anyway, this song reminded me of the '86 bronco I was going to do a frame-off restoration,
It's name was going to be Dirty sweet.
The reason I call it an IT instead of a "he" or "she" was because I really didn't know what it would turn out to be... kinda like Dr. Frankenfurters creation....(if you get the movie...COMMENT!)

Like I said, it was/used to be an 86 Ford Bronco I bought for $400, with an oil burning motor.
In Port Aransas, Texas. (salt-air city, babyyyyy---vehicles rust from the inside out.)

OK, a $50 bid in my landlords name got me a 1998 302 police interceptor motor (with sand in the water pump!) [on a chase it "rear-ended a sand dune].
An '87 F-150 pick-up w/ blown engine (but good sheetmetal)

I even got the rear window to work!

Then, I took it up to Houston, where the tranny went on it,,,,


My other favorite vehicle was a '68 Chevy C-10. If I got around to it she was going to be named "Proud Mary" because she never was completely easy....



Ahhhhhh....almost 6 and a half minutes of Tina Turner when she was hot.


OK, your MEME... link your favorite vehicle to a video...

I dare you!

A must read post

And I mean- not just because it's a gunblog.
She nails the historic thang- an explaination of WHY would you want 'that' rusty thing???

Why can you NOT read a blog who's autheress's occupation is "Merchant of Death"?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

WOW, what a thrill

I made #1 on a GOOGLE search!

Yay me.

You just gotta wonder about the hits you get sometimes.

I thought Bush had signed the border bill?

or not...

Or he did in a sekrit ceremony so his friend Vincente wouldn't find out about it.

Then I see this article about Bush finally getting around to signing the bill. Which to my understanding of the Constitution is like two weeks PAST the date that makes it a pocked veto.

So I wrote a note to my Congrescritter Henry Bonilla, asking his take on it.
I was going to cut and paste it right here, but after I copied it and sent it- I copied the first URIL and lost it. So here is the best I can remember:

To the Honorable Henry Bonilla, (I didn't write that, they helped me)

To get off to a pleasant start, I want to let you know that I voted for you last Tuesday, even though I'm no longer a Republican (you lost me when you ran off to the Left).

I see by this article :
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061026/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_immigration
Thet President Bush is only now signing the Border Fence bill #(???) which I believe was sent to him from committee before y'all left on recess at the end of September. Since he would have had to sign it within ten days of recieving it (and I don't remember anything about him signing it),
Isn't it considered to have been a Pocket Veto?

Now please tell me why I shouldn't think of this as an empty political trick to bring anti-illegal votes in by signing a dead bill. Considering what his stance is and his friends in big business/cheap labor have historically been. Why should I not think that as of November 8th, the worthless bill will never see the light of day again?

Thank you for your time,
Kurt P

That's pretty close, I don't have the time to try to remember it verbatem because I need to get to E-bay and put another auction up.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Some things just don't mix well


Like water.


A white dog.


And Mesquite sawdust.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I didn't know Tobey Keith was a Liberal

What a bummer, he's on the Yahoo page with the likes of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and some female who I'm not celeb conscious to recognize.

They're flogging an organization called.....

wait-a-minute...I'll tell you what they're for, and give you a quote- then see if you can guess which international NGO they're affiliated with.

They want to do away with AIDs, poverty and educate the poor children of under-developed countries.

Here's the quote:
....Oh, and they want something done about Darfur, too.

Anyway, the quote:
One million postcards, phone calls and electronic signatures will demand a stronger and more effective U.S. response to the violence and atrocities plaguing the region.
On January 12th , - the 55th anniversary International Genocide Prevention Day - over one hundred advocacy, humanitarian aid, and faith-based organizations launched a coordinated effort to raise awareness of the genocide taking place in Darfur and promote the action necessary to ending it. Specifically, the campaign calls on the United States government to support a larger, stronger, multinational force to protect the civilians of Darfur.

The Save Darfur Coalition and its partners will collect 1,000,000 signed postcards urging President Bush to take action.

You notice just WHO they want to take charge of the Darfur thing?
These are the same people who are calling Iraq "illegal" and "un-necessary" and "unilateral".

I'll let you take a look at their website.

Speaker Pelosi

Kinda makes you cringe, doesn't it?

The L.A. Times has a long, adoring fluff piece on her, but what really shows why the Republicans need to stay in power are one of her last sound bites:

"The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America's children..."

Yeah, Nancy- we don't need that power in the hands of irresponsible selfish kids.