A trainwreck in Maxwell

That's from the HD parking lot in Seguin.

 Santa forgot an elf~ The big one below the break-

Coincidentally this is one I had in the lineup before I noticed our opera singer finally discovered punk. She seems to have lived a sheltere...

And Day 7 of the Christmas Carol countdown. As usual, the big one below the break.

 Liberals have absolutely no sense of humor. PETArds are even worse responding to a joke from James Cameron about dolphins (the mammal, no...

 Cowboy action- . As usual, the big one below the break~

About the Colorado nightclub shooter . 

Aqualung....

  And needed to tap some holes. I have the taps, but not the holder- because as little as I use them, it's not worth paying for. I could...

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This time she's geeking out over the score of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".

 For a Bill Miller #7. At another McJoint you'd pay that for a dried-up patty on a bun and they'd call it a large- instead of a norm...

 Sorry it's late, but I was running errands all over S.Central Texas today and came home to this (because Blogger doesn't like U-too...

 It just occurred to me that I don't think I've heard as much hype as usual from the propaganda mills about huge crowds expected tod...

 Happy Thankgiving! . For your amusement, check out the results of my first search . As usual, the big one below the fold.

 This morning. Fucking animals. No, seriously- it was donkeys, and I should have kept the box in the bed of the truck. But- Out with the old...

 Make you a WHAT?   As usual, the big one below the break.

That's what NOAA and the local weather-guessers said. Be prepared for freezing temps. 32 is freezing. 32 and calm winds is freezing. 40 ...

 The only things they got wrong were: -Flushing Lay-Z-boys -Bar coded IDs -A way to optimistic 500 years into the future.

 A polling machine is nothing but a glorified adding machine. WHY does it need to be connected to the internet and have votes shipped somewh...

 The shooter on the "grassy knoll" I wish I could wait on firing the money canon, but the Dakota- being a Dodge decided that now w...

 2017 Sierra 2500 . Or this F-250 ...Which won't be that hard because of what I think about Fords. I really like my Silverado but it...

 There are many different species of oaks, but they are basically divided into White Oaks and Red oaks . Red Oaks have more varieties than ...

 Just so you know, if you type in Halloween gun bunnies- you get these results. .. But the big one below the fold!

 Fine. I can use a credit card on E-bay or anywhere else that uses you. Because when your PR nightmare -that you lied about- died down, you ...