A trainwreck in Maxwell

Found on a crapper door in a Walberg, TX truck stop.

 Steam punk Plainsman pistol   Because the early ones didn't get a big puzzle added to them Big one below the fold.

  So there I was making deliveries up in Killeen. It was on the warm side, so I had my sleeves rolled up. Out of McDonalds came this kid and...

 You will sit down. You will explain your actions. As usual, the big one below the fold.

 I don't believe anything coming out of Ukraine. From either side, or even the propaganda pushers that speak English here. Because those...

A day late......   And the big one below the jump-

And some of it's ingenious features. Commander Zero is a big fan of the ones built right.   Includes an ad right in the middle.... So.

 It works for firearms too. If anyone's been looking for 30-30 ammo, you'll know it's like gold- not profuse and expensive . I b...

 If I would have pulled the trigger two months ago, that Dakota would have been a 3/4 ton diesel.

 Someone's missing her weapon. As usual, the big one below the break.

 Oh look!   We have our pillows strapped to our left side.

 From trustworthy Ukrainian sources.

 Call in sick to work now and avoid the rush. Take a shot every time he hits a square.

 Because Kamala Harris ( who's veep theme is here ) explains what's going on in Ukraine..... -Read this in the voice of a slow seven...

Rehashing some puzzles because when I first started these, I only did the one size. So now you have a chance to do the big one also.  >...

 Because you can't help it. SRSLY.  

 

 They know what happens when countries guarantee to help defend them from invasions- but bag on that promise because it's inconvenient.....

  The list of wannabe Governors was as long as my arm. The reason I remembered to vote was another attack ad from Don Huffines that sounds j...

 Because Kurt went to Houston to look at a Dakota he decided not to buy, then on Monday went to get an alignment on the Silverado and ended ...

 And survived.

 They went from Hoser to fascist faster than the Hanson brothers could sucker punch an opposing player. Now they're threatening truckers...

 Because Kurt got occupied with something else and lost a day. Lets see if Jigsaw planet gets all censoreeee about this one... The bigger on...

It finally went through with about a thousand Dollars extra of fees and other graft. Yesterday they charged me a service fee of $15. ..........

  The big one, as usual blow the jump.

 That package of (fucking expensive) 30-30 came from San Antonio. All you had to do was deliver it 45 miles EAST. Now, because you fucked up...

 Is what it cost me to fill 150 propane tank today. The driver said I was lucky I ordered it last week because they raised the price .20/gal...

 I wonder what kind of extenders they're putting in. A 30 pound bag used to last for almost two months, but here lately- maybe it's ...

 Advance like you own it. The big one below the fold-